Two Days In Paris VS The Last Four Months Of My Life

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042659]Tell me one female cultist who doesn't praise nerdhood? I never said all the female cultists were "exactly the same". You created me saying that in your head. It's no wonder you think I'm a jerk. You have made me into one inyour mind, like some sort of ex-boyfriend that you hate no matter how much youonce loved him. Usually I would have said "generally", but I can name NAME AFTER NAME of female cultists who on a daily basis praise nerdhood through their posts and the things they say. "Nerdhood" being a more subjective thing, of course. Even if you won't ever admit it because you like to call me an "ass", you know I am not talking out of said afore-mentioned orifice. Besides, I said "don't tell me" in respect to you. Therefore I never said you were like every other cultist. I also knew you love Benecio Del Toro from many past conversations we had about films and guys in general over the years. I may be rude and dismissive, but I never claimed to be miss manners, either. Demonize me if you wish, but I am a sinner just the same as the rest of you. Go ahead and throw stones. It's gang mentality like that that killed Christ too...[/QUOTE]

You EXACTLY said [B]"Don't tell me you are not like every other girl on The Cult who says that nerds are hot? "[/B]

So you are trying to put me in a defensive position where I have to deny I am like every other GIRL on the cult. Blah, blah.

I have never had an ex that ended an argument by comparing himself to christ.

[Cough]Godcomplex[/Cough]

[QUOTE=mirka;1042667]You EXACTLY said [B]"Don't tell me you are not like every other girl on The Cult who says that nerds are hot? "[/B]

So you are trying to put me in a defensive position where I have to deny I am like every other GIRL on the cult. Blah, blah.

I have never had an ex that ended an argument by comparing himself to christ.[/QUOTE]

I don't want to put you into any position you don't want to be in already. I can't make you do anything, and I'm certainly not about to try. I think you are wonderful just the way you are. Yes, I said that and you changed it to be mean in your head. That's what everyone does. And yes, everyone can be wrong. That's why I will never dive off the cliff with the rest of the lemmings...

As far as the ex thing goes, I think I might have actually compared myself to Christ before when I broke up with this girl I was "dating". Something about being crucified or wearing a crown of thorns or something like that. Boy, did that piss her off...

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042672][Cough]Godcomplex[/Cough][/QUOTE]

God can't have a god complex, dude... it doesn't work that way...

Well, fine. You can play God, but I called Satan. Deal?

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042680]Well, fine. You can play God, but I called Satan. Deal?[/QUOTE]

Much like Satan, you don't exist, as far as I am concerned. When I reply to your posts, I pretend I'm replying to a computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me... you see, when you have that "power", "the power to make people do things and think certain ways", it will sooner or later make you have a big head. I don't deny I am full of myself at times, but I can't help it, I was just born this way. I'm a victim of my intellect. If I was dumb, people would probably like me more...

Yet you still reply to the IDEA of me.

Therefore, I not only exist, but am cool and more popular, at least in your eyes. And if you're looking up to me, logically speaking, then I'm definitely better than you.

Thanks for the ego boost! I'm beginning to see how this works.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042674]I don't want to put you into any position you don't want to be in already. I can't make you do anything, and I'm certainly not about to try. I think you are wonderful just the way you are. Yes, I said that and you changed it to be mean in your head. That's what everyone does. And yes, everyone can be wrong. That's why I will never dive off the cliff with the rest of the lemmings...

As far as the ex thing goes, I think I might have actually compared myself to Christ before when I broke up with this girl I was "dating". Something about being crucified or wearing a crown of thorns or something like that. Boy, did that piss her off...[/QUOTE]

I didn't change anything in my head. I responded to a comment you made.

So, you are the lemming that stayed behind? Is that what you're saying or did I change that in my head. I mean you did say "the rest of the lemmings" implying you to are a lemming too.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042686]Much like Satan, you don't exist, as far as I am concerned. When I reply to your posts, I pretend I'm replying to a computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me... you see, when you have that "power", "the power to make people do things and think certain ways", it will sooner or later make you have a big head. I don't deny I am full of myself at times, but I can't help it, I was just born this way. I'm a victim of my intellect. If I was dumb, people would probably like me more...[/QUOTE]

Dumb as in deaf & dumb or dumb as in we can trade you dimes for quarters?

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042687]Yet you still reply to the IDEA of me.

Therefore, I not only exist, but am cool and popular, at least in your eyes. And if you're looking up to me, logically speaking, then I'm definitely better than you.

Thanks for the ego boost! I'm beginning to see how this works.[/QUOTE]

I don't necessarily "look up" towards popularity. I don't "look down" on it either, at least not all of the time. I am just sort of indifferent to its many irrational moodswings. See, right there, in the post of yours that I quoted in this post, you told me that me replying to you made you feel a certain way. That's most definitely "power". "Power" being the ability to make you feel a certain way you didn't feel before. That means that as an all-knowing omnipotent god with power at The Cult, I have decided to make you feel good about yourself. Really I don't think that makes me any less evil. I just have this romantic notion that people should feel good about themselves even if there is nothing to feel good about. Enjoy your new found "good feeling" I have given you while you can...

Or, maybe I just have MORE power than you, and have manipulated you to think that you're using your power to make me feel a certain way. Maybe I don't have feelings at all. And I don't, that much I can guarantee. So therefore, again, using logic here, I'm not only cooler and more popular than you, but also have more power. Manipulatory power that you've never even dreamed of. ISN'T THAT NUTS?!

[QUOTE=mirka;1042689]I didn't change anything in my head. I responded to a comment you made.

So, you are the lemming that stayed behind? Is that what you're saying or did I change that in my head. I mean you did say "the rest of the lemmings" implying you to are a lemming too.[/QUOTE]

You responded to a comment I did make by making up a comment I didn't make, which of course was the part where you imagined I said that all females on the cult are exactly the same, and for the life of me, I don't understand how an intelligent person, such as yourself, could make such a mistake... it's like it goes in your eyes into your brain and comes out something else. Quite the magician, you are...

Actually "the rest of the lemmings" was in reference to this cultural phrase about lemmings. The lemmings have nothing to do with me. I wouldn't even recognize one if I saw one. You are doing a little something I like to call "assuming you know something that you don't really know because there is no way to know unless you created the knowing in your head". Perhaps the Brock that lives in your head who is not me said it to you...

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042696]Or, maybe I just have MORE power than you, and have manipulated you to think that you're using your power to make me feel a certain way. Maybe I don't have feelings at all. And I don't, that much I can guarantee. So therefore, again, using logic here, I'm not only cooler and more popular than you, but also have more power. Manipulatory power that you've never even dreamed of. ISN'T THAT NUTS?![/QUOTE]

Well, I agree we all have our delusions of grandeur now and again, even "god", and you most assuredly have pretended to find yours since you are just arguing now for the sake of arguing because I made you argue and I have succeeded at making you neglect your own thread to take time to talk to me through my further manipulation of your computer-virus self. That is all there is to it. Again, like I said before, you may be "cooler" or "more popular" to somebody somewhere but that somebody somewhere doesn't really mean much of anything to begin with so how can I respect your self-appointed title of "king of all coolness popularity"? I'm sure you could "maybe" your life away, but it's only wishful thinking on your part...

[QUOTE=mirka;1042691]Dumb as in deaf & dumb or dumb as in we can trade you dimes for quarters?[/QUOTE]

the latter. I often think life would be so much happier and simple if I killed off more brain cells... sometimes it's almost like I'm growing more than I already have...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042701]You responded to a comment I did make by making up a comment I didn't make, which of course was the part where you imagined I said that all females on the cult are exactly the same, and for the life of me, I don't understand how an intelligent person, such as yourself, could make such a mistake... it's like it goes in your eyes into your brain and comes out something else. Quite the magician, you are...

Actually "the rest of the lemmings" was in reference to this cultural phrase about lemmings. The lemmings have nothing to do with me. I wouldn't even recognize one if I saw one. You are doing a little something I like to call "assuming you know something that you don't really know because there is no way to know unless you created the knowing in your head". Perhaps the Brock that lives in your head who is not me said it to you...[/QUOTE]

Ok, so you had a slip of the tounge and lumped yourself with lemmings. I don't know how an intelligent person, such as yourself, could make such a mistake...it's like you are just posting drivel and not really caring to make any kind of sense at all and just want to hear yourself talk some more..quite the talker you are..

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042703]Well, I agree we all have our delusions of grandeur now and again, even "god", and you most assuredly have pretended to find yours since you are just arguing now for the sake of arguing because I made you argue and I have succeeded at making you neglect your own thread to take time to talk to me through my further manipulation of your computer-virus self. That is all there is to it. Again, like I said before, you may be "cooler" or "more popular" to somebody somewhere but that somebody somewhere doesn't really mean much of anything to begin with so how can I respect your self-appointed title of "king of all coolness popularity"? I'm sure you could "maybe" your life away, but it's only wishful thinking on your part...[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'm not talking about SOMEBODY. I'm talking about YOU. You've even came up with your own imaginary visualization of me. You obviously idolize me. I can see now that it's not about being cool or popular. You see me as your better, and therefore are trying to impress me. I can only thank you now, but tell you that your desire to be me is entirely unneeded. I'll let you peacefully leave the Cult and leave it all to me without embarrassing you.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042704]the latter. I often think life would be so much happier and simple if I killed off more brain cells... sometimes it's almost like I'm growing more than I already have...[/QUOTE]

Have you read COLD SNAP by Thom Jones? A character in it tries to kill herself by shooting herself but accidently gives herself a perfect lobotomy and lives happily ever after. Not that I think you should try that, just thought of the story. You may love it.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042707]Ok, so you had a slip of the tounge and lumped yourself with lemmings. I don't know how an intelligent person, such as yourself, could make such a mistake...it's like you are just posting drivel and not really caring to make any kind of sense at all and just want to hear yourself talk some more..quite the talker you are..[/QUOTE]

it takes two to talk around these here parts, lady... but again, I'm terribly sorry that you are unable to understand where you most assuredly went wrong with your interpretation of what I really said...

How did this thread make it to seven goddamn pages?

What can I say? We love Julie Delpy round these parts.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042719]How did this thread make it to seven goddamn pages?[/QUOTE]

Same way "Picture of me and my car" made it to forty.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042716]Have you read COLD SNAP by Thom Jones? A character in it tries to kill herself by shooting herself but accidently gives herself a perfect lobotomy and lives happily ever after. Not that I think you should try that, just thought of the story. You may love it.[/QUOTE]

Sounds sorta interesting. The concept anyway. The only Thom Jones I know is that song where it's not unusual to be loved by anyone...

Back in high school, this guy came to our school who shot himself in the head with a shotgun and survived. He encouraged us to not be like him. I guess he meant to not be like him when he shot himself in the head, not when he went around talking about not shooting yourself in the head. He only had half a face and I could barely understand what he said, so whatever it was, I'm sure it was terribly important or he wouldn't have shot himself in the head and lived to tell about it...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042722] He encouraged us to not be like him. [/QUOTE]

Learn to aim properly?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042717]it takes two to talk around these here parts, lady... but again, I'm terribly sorry that you are unable to understand where you most assuredly went wrong with your interpretation of what I really said...[/QUOTE]

That's much better. And I might even scroll up and reread our exchange. Because [I]this [/I] is actually talking and not getting bombarded by lesbians and tangents and ex boyfriends and christ and lemmings and assumptions and pasty herion chic.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042714]Oh, I'm not talking about SOMEBODY. I'm talking about YOU. You've even came up with your own imaginary visualization of me. You obviously idolize me. I can see now that it's not about being cool or popular. You see me as your better, and therefore are trying to impress me. I can only thank you now, but tell you that your desire to be me is entirely unneeded. I'll let you peacefully leave the Cult and leave it all to me without embarrassing you.[/QUOTE]

Well, I'm certainly glad that you have decided to stay around The Cult, Mr. computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me. I couldn't be king and remain entertained without having a court jester, such as yourself, around. Kudos on being so laughably non-computer-like...

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042719]How did this thread make it to seven goddamn pages?[/QUOTE]

that's eight goddamn pages to you, Mr. cassun...

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1042338]How different is this compared to Linklater's BEFORE SUNSET/SUNRISE? That's what I thought of when I first heard of this film.[/QUOTE]
Before Sunrise ripped off a large part of my life before I had a chance to live it, so now I'm considering sueing. Either way, I'm kind of interested in seeing Two Days in Paris even though it seems like it'd be not nearly as good as the movie it seems like it's trying to be.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042722]Sounds sorta interesting. The concept anyway. The only Thom Jones I know is that song where it's not unusual to be loved by anyone...

Back in high school, this guy came to our school who shot himself in the head with a shotgun and survived. He encouraged us to not be like him. I guess he meant to not be like him when he shot himself in the head, not when he went around talking about not shooting yourself in the head. He only had half a face and I could barely understand what he said, so whatever it was, I'm sure it was terribly important or he wouldn't have shot himself in the head and lived to tell about it...[/QUOTE]

If you PM your address, I'll send you the collection of shorts stories. I think you'd like his writing. The other character in the story is the chick's brother who went off his meds and got sent home from his job in Africa as a medical Dr. and ends up in an emergency room with a guy that got scalded because he was cooking poatoes in a pressure cooker. I don't want to give any more away. The whole collection is amazing.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042727]that's eight goddamn pages to you, Mr. cassun...[/QUOTE]
I hate how you've failed to capitalize my name twice in a row now.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042726]Well, I'm certainly glad that you have decided to stay around The Cult, Mr. computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me. I couldn't be king and remain entertained without having a court jester, such as yourself, around. Kudos on being so laughably non-computer-like...[/QUOTE]

So that's to say you don't deny any of what I have said? That's cool. I'm glad this is in writing. I'll treat you well and such, young grasshopper.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042721]Same way "Picture of me and my car" made it to forty.[/QUOTE]

In the history of my post count on The Cult, out of all the thousands of posts, maybe 5 times have I actually replied to myself. I never post replies to myself, so at least half of those posts/pages are a direct result of other people replying to me, so that blows the theory that you are insinuating... if anything, your thread is nothing but you and that other computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me replying to your own selves a majority of the time. I wouldnh't even be suprised if both of you computer viruses that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me were actually one computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me pretending to be two for the sake of replying to yourself in a computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me-ey sort-of-way...

[QUOTE=mirka;1042729]If you PM your address, I'll send you the collection of shorts stories. I think you'd like his writing. The other character in the story is the chick's brother who went off his meds and got sent home from his job in Africa as a medical Dr. and ends up in an emergency room with a guy that got scalded because he was cooking poatoes in a pressure cooker. I don't want to give any more away. The whole collection is amazing.[/QUOTE]

No thanks. I'd rather not receive a paper bag full of poo in my mailbox, thank you very much... as fascinating and wonderful as the short stories sound as presented by your wonderfulness...

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042730]I hate how you've failed to capitalize my name twice in a row now.[/QUOTE]

I assure you it won't happen a third time, Mr. cassun...

You love me so hard... it's cute.

See, now you're just trying to hurt my feelings. And let me tell you, its only sort of working.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042731]So that's to say you don't deny any of what I have said? That's cool. I'm glad this is in writing. I'll treat you well and such, young grasshopper.[/QUOTE]

It does no good to deny the existence of a computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me because it wouldn't change anything the computer virus that someone put on The Cult to keep me occupied with nothingness forevermore instead of doing something meaningful with my gift like "making" people hate me for being me is programmed to do. That'd be like denying that COKE IS IT!

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042733]No thanks. I'd rather not receive a paper bag full of poo in my mailbox, thank you very much... as fascinating and wonderful as the short stories sound as presented by your wonderfulness...[/QUOTE]

Right. Like I would handle "poo" and get it in a bag somehow.

Fun Fact..Thom Jones provided a blurb for the very first novel by Mr. Palahniuk.

SO CUTE. Look, it's repeating itself over and over to be sarcastic.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042738]Right. Like I would handle "poo" and get it in a bag somehow.

Fun Fact..Thom Jones provided a blurb for the very first novel by Mr. Palahniuk.[/QUOTE]
Dude - you don't handle poo, you just shit in a bag.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042735]You love me so hard... it's cute.[/QUOTE]
I was tempted to make a parody thread titled One Night In Paris VS The Last Four Months Of My Life, but I'm lazy and tired so if anyone else wants it, it's yours.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042738]Right. Like I would handle "poo" and get it in a bag somehow.

Fun Fact..Thom Jones provided a blurb for the very first novel by Mr. Palahniuk.[/QUOTE]

You never used cat litter before? I could have sworn you were a cat lover...

I know you pronounce Palahniuk like Paula-nick, but do you pronounce Thom like Thumb or like Ta-hum/Ta-hom? Or is it just silent? The h, I mean... like in cassun?

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042740]Dude - you don't handle poo, you just shit in a bag.[/QUOTE]

I thought only horseshit would do.

And, gross.

Jesus.

Cassun is spelled with a silent 6.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042739]SO CUTE. Look, it's repeating itself over and over to be sarcastic.[/QUOTE]

I assure you there is no sarcasm present in my use of repetition in the afore-mentioned post forthwith. I am only making you think there is...

Why are you talking to other people when you know you want to be talking to me? I, obviously, am of greatest importance to you.

[QUOTE=alex cassun;1042740]Dude - you don't handle poo, you just shit in a bag.[/QUOTE]

cassun has a very valid point there...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042742]You never used cat litter before? I could have sworn you were a cat lover...

I know you pronounce Palahniuk like Paula-nick, but do you pronounce Thom like Thumb or like Ta-hum/Ta-hom? Or is it just silent? The h, I mean... like in cassun?[/QUOTE]

Like "Tom".

I love cats. I don't have any.

I dare you, I'll send you a book and some Sees candy.

[QUOTE=mirka;1042743]I thought only horseshit would do.

And, gross.

Jesus.[/QUOTE]
Right, who owns horses nowadays?

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1042746]Why are you talking to other people when you know you want to be talking to me? I, obviously, am of greatest importance to you.[/QUOTE]

You already have a boyfriend... and bisexuals don't exist... so I can't be one...

200! I vote Brock the new Ironman!