Two Days In Paris VS The Last Four Months Of My Life

this was the first brock landers post i ever read. it has structure and paragraphs!
i´m confused

[QUOTE=scerpica;1042034]this was the first brock landers post i ever read. it has structure and paragraphs!
i´m confused[/QUOTE]

I always have structure and paragraphs, babe... even if I'm the only one who understands the structure and the paragaraphs are of the run-on variety... you must never judge a poster by it's, like, post alone... I mean, I may be beautiful, but I have a brain too! and I like movies! and I like a lot of stuff that you probably don't know about me or the me you might or might not have created. I have so much beautiful shit inside of me that sometimes I think I'm gonna spontaneously explode and the onlookers will be pelted by my fleshy pinkish guttiwuts and all of the amazing words and stories stored inside my medulla oblongatta brain stem cerebellum thingie... she totally beat me at Scrabble last night, so we are 1-1...

i never said you have no brain, i just said i can´t read your post cause it´s simply straining my eyes. and i do even wear my glasses.

i guess this more reader-friendly up there shows that you really care about her, other wise you wouldn´t want so many people to know. so just love her. there will be joy and if you´re lucky a little pain too. enjoy it as long as it lasts.

[QUOTE=scerpica;1042041]i never said you have no brain, i just said i can´t read your post cause it´s simply straining my eyes. and i do even wear my glasses.

i guess this more reader-friendly up there shows that you really care about her, other wise you wouldn´t want so many people to know. so just love her. there will be joy and if you´re lucky a little pain too. enjoy it as long as it lasts.[/QUOTE]

More like a lot of pain. More than I've ever experienced in any other relationship before, but hey, I'm glad for the pain and I like it, I mean it. Everybody thinks I'm being down on her or the relationship. She is slowly coming around. One of these days I will get her to agre to let me share the amazingly huge and wonderful letter she wrote to me in her diary. I've never in my life heard such profound things. It totally pumped me up and made me realize that she really does love me, even if she has the hardest time admitting it. But see, I think you see it as "just a relationship" like any other and I swear, it is the most fucked-up yet brilliant relationship I have ever known or known about... ever. I'm serious. I'm not making it sound stranger than it is. It's totally fucked-up yet it's working. She is the woman I never thought existed. There are so many types of women and so many types intermixed, but she fits none of them, and most assuredly is the exception that makes the rule. She can't identify with other women yet sometimes she does. She's totaly ironic, oxymoronic, stereophonic, hydroponic, discombobulated and everything! I feel totally confused about it all, but I'm having the time of my life being in this relationship of magnitudinal fuckupetuitinous phantasmagoria the likes of which I have never read about or seen on any movie or in any song, and I've heard them all and seen them all and read them all and it's just so fucking different that I don't know what! It's like LOLITA meets LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets ANNIE HALL meets YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN meets BLUE THUNDER meets HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER meets AMERICAN PSYCHO meets FIGHT CLUB meets BOOGIE NIGHTS meets AMERICAN BEAUTY meets BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR meets every fucking stereotyped cliche flipped around ass-backwards and forwards again so many times that it has no up and it has no down and it just fucking fits even if it's a square hole in a round peg or whatever! The heat in this kitchen brings out the early bird and a penny saved is like the story of the traveling salesman where he meets the farmer and the farmer says "don't stick your dick in the holes in the wall" and he does and the first whole feels good and the second hole feels better and the third hole is so fucked-up it can't be wrong like the medium porridge that is not too hot and not too cool except that it's really fucking hot and it's freezing beyond belief and that's what makes it so abnormally normal and shit like that!

okay, i read the first five lines than you lost me.

anyway. i do appreciate pain too. it has a much stronger impact than joy or pleasure could ever have. you will eventually loose this girl but you´ll never forget her.

[QUOTE=scerpica;1042047]okay, i read the first five lines than you lost me.

anyway. i do appreciate pain too. it has a much stronger impact than joy or pleasure could ever have. you will eventually loose this girl but you´ll never forget her.[/QUOTE]

EXACTLY! I read the first five lines of this relationship and it completely lost me yet here I am and I have been found yet I might get lost again someday and that's okay too!

Pain is just pleasure masked as pain is just pleasure masked as pain is just pleasure masked as, and so on and so forth... pain tells me I am alive, and I never want to be numb to it. Pain is why I think the way I do and feel the way I do and am the way I am. Without it, we wouldn't even be here in the first place... on this board, in this thread, on this planet, in this post... you already know this, I'm sure. I'm just restating what you already know because sometimes it helps me remember why I suffer through the pain for the good stuff that may or may not happen...

aw. a paragraph. thank you.

[QUOTE=scerpica;1042049]aw. a paragraph. thank you.[/QUOTE]

I think you just need new glasses... maybe some bifocals or lasik or whatever...

Sweet! a Brock movie recommendation. dude goes off on nearly every topic and I can't keep up, but when it comes to films, he's ON POINT. One of the few people you can trust for film picks here on the board. Not saying people don't have good film taste, but Brock highlights films that may have been slept on that are great as opposed to good cult favorites of recent years. or something like that..anyway,

I read the post but i wouldn't go see the movie.

Brock's getting less interesting now. It's like he's become a self-parody. I vote Phil and his 10" thing for the new Brock.

it doesn't work like that.

[QUOTE=corellion;1042105]Brock's getting less interesting now. It's like he's become a self-parody. I vote Phil and his 10" thing for the new Brock.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9939/thmeloncatzd0.jpg[/img] "You were born in 2006. You arent exactly an authority."

[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;1042113][img]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9939/thmeloncatzd0.jpg[/img] "You were born in 2006. You arent exactly an authority."[/QUOTE]
exactly.

We were fine without any Brocks at all for a long time and now we need the original as well as a new one? Sod that.

As much as I hate NOT talking about the topic in this thread because it really is a good fucking movie, BUT... if I am no longer interesting to the corellion's and the vendetta's of this world are the interesting ones, does that mean, based on what they post, or at least their last ten posts combined that somehow the things listed below are popular now or are cool in some sort of way?

Corellion's last ten "awesomest ever!" posts: SCIENCE FICTION NERDISM, CRAPPY BRITISH TV ADVERTISING, HAMBURGERS AND DOUGHNUTS, THE VIDEO GAME PONG, PARENTS TREATING THEIR KIDS LIKE CRAP, X-BOX RIGHTEOUSNESS, THE ADMIRATION OF POINTLESSNESS AND OTHER SITE'S LINKS...

Vendetta's last ten "so fucking interesting!" posts: GRAMMAR NAZI BASHING OF OTHER CULTIST'S MISSPELLING IN "FLAILING" SCHOOL THREAD, TELLING PEOPLE THAT EBAY IS FUN, BEING COMPLETELY POINTLESS IN THE ADMIRATION THREAD FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN WANTING A HIGHER POST COUNT, GOING TO THE BOOK THREAD AND ASKING ABOUT SHAMPOO IN AN OBVIOUSLY RETARDED ATTEMPT TO SEEM SOMEHOW IRONIC AND ABOVE OTHER'S BY SAYING IT'S WRONG TO ASK OTHER'S ADVICE AND THEREBY HIJACK THE THREAD AND MAKE EVERY THREAD SHE EVER POSTS IN INTO SOME KIND OF BRITISH WOMEN ARE THE BEST THREAD AND I'M A WOMAN AND I KNOW THREAD AND EVERYBODY SUCKS EXCEPT FOR ME BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING BRITISH THREAD, MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH TV SHE WATCHES AND HOW SHE IS SO SMART BECAUSE OF IT, HOW SHE'S AFRAID OF SPIDERS OR AFRAID OF JULIAN SANDS AND HOW SHE DOES NOTHING BUT EAT FATTY FOOD AND WATCH THE TELLY WHICH MAKES YOU WONDER HOW BIG HER PANTS ARE AND IF THEY HAVE AN ELASTIC BAND TO LET THEM SPREAD EASIER, CALLING YET ANOTHER MAN A "SICKO" FOR BEING A MALE OF THE SPECIES, HOW SHE PLAYS PLAYSTATION AND HAS NO BUDDIES TO PLAY WITH...

Now, with those things said, I am only responding to their constant idiocy towards me and posting in general, therefore it is not an insult, and even if it was an insult, they did it first so we are simply even, and therefore I don't want to receive any more moderator chastisements for being a big meanie, thank you very much...

My recommendation: How about you two bad-breathed british nincompoops get together and share your love for idiocy, fatty food, videogames and telly, and then she can hate him because he is a boy and the boy can hate hyer because she is chubby and won't have sex with him, and they can somehow reproduce asexually while enjoying old reruns of Red Dwarf creating even more moronic, mayor mcfatty british people with bad teeth who don't bathe and have simply no taste except for the bad variety and then their mentally-defective offspring can come to The Cult one day and post how everyone sucks who isn't just like them and how if the world were only full of idiots like themselves then things would be perfect and oh so very british...

I don't even dislike corellion and vendetta that much. It's just that every time I come across either one of their posts, they always reek of fat, moronic, infantile, british, sci-fi nerd, never get laid, effeminatory nonsense and desperationism the likes of which I have never ever seen before... it sucks so bad that it's scary to me...

Anyway, great movie, people need to see it. people also need to stop endorsing a fat lifestyle where television and videogames play the sole role of being entertaining. I would love to know what the last book these two idiots have read is. I assure you that the last book that they have "read" is some book they think makes them sound smarter even though they never even read the thing and just might own it just to say they hae that book and have "read it"... such insecurity in these two that it pains me when faced with it...

Now, please quit talking about me all the time. I'm sure your post count will suffer greatly, but you just might find that there are other things to talk about like how much your life really does suck and how you misdirect that sucky feeling at others to make yourselves feel better about sucking so bad...

How different is this compared to Linklater's BEFORE SUNSET/SUNRISE? That's what I thought of when I first heard of this film.

[QUOTE=corellion;1042105]Brock's getting less interesting now. It's like he's become a self-parody. I vote Phil and his 10" thing for the new Brock.[/QUOTE]

Anyhow, I don't see any correlationbetween barca boy and myself. He goes to pub's with seven women and they are all married and pregnant and he has no chance with any of them or any women for that matter unless he finds a woman who will cherish his inability to be around women who aren't "just friends". You would never find me in a situation like that. I don't go to "the pub" to drink beer and play darts and talk about soccer hooliganism and be socially inept except around other men. I go to the pub for one reason only. To get some. And I do. That is why there is me and there is barca boy. He is a boy who says he has a ten-inch cock yet he never gets laid, and I am a man with an average-sized penis and I am always on the cutting edge of getting-laid technology. This is no insult to barca boy. I just pity any person who feels it necessary to say they have a big dick. I've never said it except that it has moments where it is bigger than others. While size does matter, it isn't necessary to say so to any human being unless you really DON'T want to get laid. If the subject matter comes up to my penis and I am talking to a girl, inevitably I say I am hung like a field mouse and that they will need a magnifying glass to find it. Works every time...

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1042338]How different is this compared to Linklater's BEFORE SUNSET/SUNRISE? That's what I thought of when I first heard of this film.[/QUOTE]

Great question. Going into it I thought it would be the same except no Ethan Hawke. It's so much different. It's more like ANNIE HALL except that Woody Allen's character is way more foul-mouthed and straight-to-the-point in his sarcastic wit and not so focusing on being depressed and death and being jewish all the time, although he is afraid of terrorist attack and biological warfare and germs and food with eyes still in it and the annie hall character is not a prude who needs to smoke pot to get in the mood to have sex and in annie hall she is scared of the crabs that fall out of the pot. In this film the guy would be the scared one of the crabs. She would just stomp on them and then masturbate perhaps. I'm telling you, this is a very distinct look at my life right now. Julie Delpy IS the older nympho chick. The way she acts. The sluttishness, etc. It's all right there on the big screen... even her crazy mood swings and how she thinks she is never wrong and I'm pretty much like Adam Goldberg except that I'm not jewish and I don't have a beard and I don't have quite as many tattoos, but I've done many of the things and said many of the things he says on a constant, most regular basis. The SUNSET/SUNRISE movies were more low key and subtle. Linklater's style. This movie is more in your face and i laughed hysterically, out loud even, at some of the parts, I really can't think of any weak parts except that one scene rang false a bit, but the majority of it was fucking hysterical, especially for me, because it mirrored my life over the past few months so exactly, although I think anyone can see the humor in it and it's really an "original" take, in film anyways, on romance, for sure...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042339]This is no insult to barca boy.[/QUOTE]

Are you kidding?!

that was uncalled for.

I think you got your peeps mixed up Brock. I wouldn't think that Barca Boy would discuss his penis size. I may be completely wrong.

Thanks for the recommendation. Never heard of the flick. I'm going to the movies tonight with this broad that I have little interest in. Movies are great for that. You don't have to talk, you don't have to listen to. They're a first date/getting to know someone killer, but they're great for these situations. I'm on it.

[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1042345]Are you kidding?!

that was uncalled for.[/QUOTE]

That was not uncalled for. Corellion brought barca boy up because barca boy made a comment about his "ten-inch cock" and then corellion further said that barca boy should be the new Brock. I simply explained why barca boy is not me and never will be me. I think barca boy should remain who he is if that is the way he wants to be. I have absolutely no ill will towards barca boy. I just have nothing in common with him and will tell you exactly why I have nothing in common with him if you bring it up. If someone is going to talk about me in a bad manner, then I will talk about them in return. Barca boy posted about me the other day in the pointless announcements thread and I do recall it not being nice. It's obvious you find him very endearing, but before you start telling me how wrong I am, you should probably think about how "right" you really are in saying what you are going to say. I am the same me I have been for years. Wel before any of you ever came here. If you don't like me for some reason, that is fine. I just get tired sometimes of being told by all the newbies that I suck for no reason. If you have a reason that I suck, then fine. Otherwise I suggest using your energies on something that you do enjoy. Such negativism around this place. That's what really sucks. Everyone is so focused on what sucks and who sucks and who they like and don't like. This isn't a beauty pageant or mensa. It's just a discussion board full of people expressing their opinions. You make what I say into whatever you want it to be in your head, completely taking it out of context, wheras I only say the truth as I know it from what I have read here on The Cult and what you people post and my own life of course. If you can give me a reason that that was uncalled for, then I might agree with you, but at this point, I think it was completely justified being that I was being attacked to begin with...

[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1042345]Are you kidding?!

that was uncalled for.[/QUOTE]Des, you should probably leave this thread. For your own good. If you thought I was a dick, and reported me to the moderators, Brock will crush your soul. He'll make you never want to come back here. It will be personal, he will do research and you will not like the end result. Just go. You are not mentally prepared for a Brock lashing. No offense. Just watching out for ya.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042339]Anyhow, I don't see any correlationbetween barca boy and myself. He goes to pub's with seven women and they are all married and pregnant and he has no chance with any of them or any women for that matter unless he finds a woman who will cherish his inability to be around women who aren't "just friends". You would never find me in a situation like that. I don't go to "the pub" to drink beer and play darts and talk about soccer hooliganism and be socially inept except around other men. I go to the pub for one reason only. To get some. And I do. That is why there is me and there is barca boy. He is a boy who says he has a ten-inch cock yet he never gets laid, and I am a man with an average-sized penis and I am always on the cutting edge of getting-laid technology. This is no insult to barca boy. I just pity any person who feels it necessary to say they have a big dick. I've never said it except that it has moments where it is bigger than others. While size does matter, it isn't necessary to say so to any human being unless you really DON'T want to get laid. If the subject matter comes up to my penis and I am talking to a girl, inevitably I say I am hung like a field mouse and that they will need a magnifying glass to find it. Works every time...[/QUOTE]

I was just thinking earlier that I got off easy the other day until I read about myself here. The reason I went to the pub with my friends is because well...they are my friends and they stood by me years ago when I hit rockbottom. FYI I have got laid and I do get laid but for me thats a personal thing and I dont want to broadcast it on the net. To make assumptions about people you dont even know is comical and shows you up. Im normally a nice guy but to read this kind of shit about me makes me want to put you on my ignore list (the first one). Brock before you make stupid assumptions about everyone else gt to know them first.

Phil does not equal barca boy. Brock, your "crack research" team has failed you. Again. Weren't you talking about movies?

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042350]That was not uncalled for. Corellion brought barca boy up because barca boy made a comment about his "ten-inch cock" and then corellion further said that barca boy should be the new Brock. I simply explained why barca boy is not me and never will be me. I think barca boy should remain who he is if that is the way he wants to be. I have absolutely no ill will towards barca boy. I just have nothing in common with him and will tell you exactly why I have nothing in common with him if you bring it up. If someone is going to talk about me in a bad manner, then I will talk about them in return. Barca boy posted about me the other day in the pointless announcements thread and I do recall it not being nice. It's obvious you find him very endearing, but before you start telling me how wrong I am, you should probably think about how "right" you really are in saying what you are going to say. I am the same me I have been for years. Wel before any of you ever came here. If you don't like me for some reason, that is fine. I just get tired sometimes of being told by all the newbies that I suck for no reason. If you have a reason that I suck, then fine. Otherwise I suggest using your energies on something that you do enjoy. Such negativism around this place. That's what really sucks. Everyone is so focused on what sucks and who sucks and who they like and don't like. This isn't a beauty pageant or mensa. It's just a discussion board full of people expressing their opinions. You make what I say into whatever you want it to be in your head, completely taking it out of context, wheras I only say the truth as I know it from what I have read here on The Cult and what you people post and my own life of course. If you can give me a reason that that was uncalled for, then I might agree with you, but at this point, I think it was completely justified being that I was being attacked to begin with...[/QUOTE]

I said nothing about you sucking.
Phil isn't even Barca Boy, Barca Boy is Derek. So yes, it was uncalled for.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1042349]I think you got your peeps mixed up Brock. I wouldn't think that Barca Boy would discuss his penis size. I may be completely wrong.

Thanks for the recommendation. Never heard of the flick. I'm going to the movies tonight with this broad that I have little interest in. Movies are great for that. You don't have to talk, you don't have to listen to. They're a first date/getting to know someone killer, but they're great for these situations. I'm on it.[/QUOTE]

Once again, I am right... the below caption is from the Panic! At The Disco Defense thread... he wrote it to me after I said he should try and do some research to see for himself how much they suck instead of just saying for no reason that they suck... I never would put words in someone else's mouth. i just have a memory like an elephant...

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1041892]Ok I got up off my lazy ass and id my research and now I can safely ay that Panic at the Disco are craptastic and they can suck my ten inch cock. Better?[/QUOTE]

This is a movie I think anyone could enjoy and it's good to listen to and talk to her about later. The talk later is what will get you laid...

[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1042355]I said nothing about you sucking.
Phil isn't even Barca Boy, Barca Boy is Derek. So yes, it was uncalled for.[/QUOTE]

I thought Phil was barca boy and barca boy made a comment about his ten-inch cock in the quote I just posted above to shrimpn, so I am still right even if barca boy is not phil. Apparently this place is crawling with ten-inch cocks, or maybe corellion was confused too...

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1042352]Des, you should probably leave this thread. For your own good. If you thought I was a dick, and reported me to the moderators, Brock will crush your soul. He'll make you never want to come back here. It will be personal, he will do research and you will not like the end result. Just go. You are not mentally prepared for a Brock lashing. No offense. Just watching out for ya.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the warning.
And for the record, I did not "report you to the moderators"

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1042354]Phil does not equal barca boy. Brock, your "crack research" team has failed you. Again. Weren't you talking about movies?[/QUOTE]

I based my reserach on who said ten-inch cock and then I talked about that person. I did my research. You people just want so badly for me to be wrong, but it ain't gonna happen. I have been vindicated by barca boy's quote. Just because corellion said Phil had a ten-inch cock out of context does not make me wrong... it makes corellion wrong and whoever said they have a ten-inch cock an idiot...

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1041892]Ok I got up off my lazy ass and id my research and now I can safely ay that Panic at the Disco are craptastic and they can suck my ten inch cock. Better?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1042358]Thanks for the warning.
And for the record, I did not "report you to the moderators"[/QUOTE]

You people are so fucking "delicate". Shrimpn is warning Des that I am a big meanie and I find that completely unwarranted. I say tlots of things that are not an attack. I only attack those who attack me first. It's called self-defense mechanism. I don't just run around calling people names and shitting on everyone, but whatever, apparently ScribblingDes is one of those posters who judges a book by what people say about it instead of reading the book and deciding for herself. That sucks. I feel bad for people who don't have a mind of their own...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042357]I thought Phil was barca boy and barca boy made a comment about his ten-inch cock in the quote I just posted above to shrimpn, so I am still right even if barca boy is not phil. Apparently this place is crawling with ten-inch cocks, or maybe corellion was confused too...[/QUOTE]

I made a comment the other day that I never heard Panic at the Disco before and got slated by you for it. So yes I did my research and posted that comment after reading about your escapades with nympho chick etc. I dont like to argue but I did get selfconcious the other day when I posted my thoughts and got shit from you.
I do agree we are nothing alike but thats what makes the Cult a better place. we should just agree to disagree and not giveout shit everytime someone posts something that you wouldnt have said.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042361]You people are so fucking "delicate". Shrimpn is warning Des that I am a big meanie and I find that completely unwarranted. I say tlots of things that are not an attack. I only attack those who attack me first. It's called self-defense mechanism. I don't just run around calling people names and shitting on everyone, but whatever, apparently ScribblingDes is one of those posters who judges a book by what people say about it instead of reading the book and deciding for herself. That sucks. I feel bad for people who don't have a mind of their own...[/QUOTE]

I don't recall judging you. Only thanking shrimpn for a warning that you may indeed be a "big meanie."

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042361] I say tlots of things that are not an attack. I only attack those who attack me first. It's called self-defense mechanism.[/QUOTE]
Dude. I said that you seemed happier when you were single. I may have been wrong or whatever, but I hardly think that I attacked you. I could give a shit less, really. I just know that Des is fragile. I actually enjoyed my Brock rant. I copied it and saved it. It's kind like a rite of passage.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1042353]I was just thinking earlier that I got off easy the other day until I read about myself here. The reason I went to the pub with my friends is because well...they are my friends and they stood by me years ago when I hit rockbottom. FYI I have got laid and I do get laid but for me thats a personal thing and I dont want to broadcast it on the net. To make assumptions about people you dont even know is comical and shows you up. Im normally a nice guy but to read this kind of shit about me makes me want to put you on my ignore list (the first one). Brock before you make stupid assumptions about everyone else gt to know them first.[/QUOTE]

Of course I assume. Just as you and everyone assumes. You are a "nice guy". Exactly my point. I am not a "nice guy" and I don't want to be like you. That was my point. Like I give a shit if you people want to censor people who don't think like you. That doesn't suprise me in the least that this place is full of such close-mindedness. Now all of you can act like children and take your ball and go running back to mommy or put me on ignore or whatever. Quit fucking replying to me about how much you don't like me if you don't want me to get into it with you. This WAS a thread about a fucking film, corellion and Des and vendetta and the rest of you turned it into something else through gang mentality and just being a bunch of joiners in the brock-hate club. I think it's fantastic that I spur on such emotions in you people. Makes me glad that I can make you feel alive like that that you feel so compelled to talk about me. If you don't like what i say, then take a little advice from Howard Stern... TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING RADIO AND QUIT LISTENING TO ME! IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM FIX IT! I DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO SAY THEY HATE ME ANDF REALLY LOVE ME CONSTANTLY TELLING ME HOW MUCH THEY HATE ME BECAUSE THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH! Point being, you people make me into a bully because that is what you find interesting. i am only as interesting or disinteresting as you make me and you obviously wouldn't dislike me so much if you didn't spend all of your time reading my words! It's obvious that you all love me and can't get enough of me! It's that fucking simple!

Has anyone seen One Night in Paris?

[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1042363]I don't recall judging you. Only thanking shrimpn for a warning that you may indeed be a "big meanie."[/QUOTE]
A warning that you did not heed.

:sad:

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1042362]I made a comment the other day that I never heard Panic at the Disco before and got slated by you for it. So yes I did my research and posted that comment after reading about your escapades with nympho chick etc. I dont like to argue but I did get selfconcious the other day when I posted my thoughts and got shit from you.
I do agree we are nothing alike but thats what makes the Cult a better place. we should just agree to disagree and not giveout shit everytime someone posts something that you wouldnt have said.[/QUOTE]

It's a fucking DISCUSSION BOARD, DUDE! WE POST BECAUSE WE HAVE A FUCKING REACTION TO SOMETHING! IN THAT REGARD, EVERYONE SHOULD BE THINKING ME FOR MAKING THIS PLACE FUCKING INTERESTING INSTEAD OF THE BOREDOM BLACK HOLE OF NICENESS IT BECAME WHEN I WAS GONE EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT EVEN MEAN I AM JUST SPEAKING MY MIND AS HONESTLY AS I KNOW HOW! FUCK! QUIT WEARING YOUR EMOTIONS ON YOUR SLEEVE OR AT THE VERY LEAST POST ALL ABOUT HOW DELICATE YOU ARE! A DISCUSSION BOARD IS FOR DISCUSSING! IT'S NOT FOR GETTING ALONG AND BEING THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE!

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042369] It's obvious that you all love me and can't get enough of me! It's that fucking simple![/QUOTE]
Duh. I've probably read around 4000 of your posts. Seriously. Quite entertaining, actually. It's free, relatable. It's good shit man.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1042371]A warning that you did not heed.

:sad:[/QUOTE]

This place thrives on disagreeing with me... without me, you would just be a bunch of girl-scouts sitting around the campfire singing kumbayeh and dreaming about that dreamy captain of the football team that you so badly want to break into your knickers... repulsion is attraction, or didn't you people know that already?

Besides, I don't even know who the fuck phil is or why corellion brought up phil's dick... but that's why I'm awesome. I turned nothingness into somethingness even if it's not necessarily holding hands and cuddling and cute kittens and smiling and shit like that...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042359]I based my reserach on who said ten-inch cock and then I talked about that person. I did my research. You people just want so badly for me to be wrong, but it ain't gonna happen. I have been vindicated by barca boy's quote. Just because corellion said Phil had a ten-inch cock out of context does not make me wrong... it makes corellion wrong and whoever said they have a ten-inch cock an idiot...[/QUOTE]

The post clearly said Phil. Phil, Brock, Phil. That was the context. Cor was talking about Phil.

You fail. Fail, Brock, Fail.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042375]This place thrives on disagreeing with me... without me, you would just be a bunch of girl-scouts sitting around the campfire singing kumbayeh and dreaming about that dreamy captain of the football team that you so badly want to break into your knickers... repulsion is attraction, or didn't you people know that already?[/QUOTE]

You're so awesome.

But seriously, when you post about your life, or music, or movies, it's entertaining (when it's readable).

It's when you post about yourself and your ego that we all get bored. And most people only react when you act out of line. Just like in primate colonies, how chimps throw stuff at that one chimp who won't stop masturbating and throwing his shit everywhere. It's not that we love or hate you, we're just tired of seeing your crap all over the walls.

I am TYPING IN ALL CAPS. WHAT I SAY IS EXTRA SUPER IMPORTANT, AND ALSO FACTUALLY CORRECT.

Im going to leave ye guys to love eachother/argue. Group hug?

Couple of pointers, no biggie. I'm not British, thank you. I did say Phil, as in Xec8, should be the new Brock Landers. There's a whole level of sci-fi-nerd-geek-etc irony going on there that I'm sure a ranger such as yourself wouldn't bother with, what with your older nympho chick and everything. As for Barca Boy not being you, well you know, thank fuck. I also read that post as a joke. If I said you could suck my ten-thousand mile member, you're not going to go and assume I actually believe my penis is ten-thousand miles long, are you? And newbies are all fine, I like them. You don't suck for no reason, and everyone offers reasons, here, I'll break it down Brock Style.

Brock's last ten "awesomest ever!" posts: FUCK BARCABOY, NOT ALONE CORELLION ALSO CONFUSED, FUCK BARCABOY, FUCK CORELLION AND BARCABOY, FUCK CORELLION AND BARCABOY, FUCK CORELLION AND VENDETTA, OLDER NYMPHO CHICK FUCKED MY ASS WITH A HAMSTER... etc.

As for the stereotypes;
Fat, moronic, infantile - Fat as in America, and within America, Texas's highest wordly obesity rates? Moronic as in OLDER NYMPHO CHICK FUCKING ME, NO FRIENDS TO TELL ABOUT IT HELLO INTERNET PEOPLE, and infantile as in a list of adjectives? Shit yeah, you nailed it Brock. Like your OLDER NYMPHO CHICK. You nailed it good.

At least my posts manage to vary beyond that pubescant placenta of getting some. You're like 50 and you sell cars, you're bald and if your chick is older than you and still a nympho I'd suggest taking her to a doctor. Maybe once in a bluemoon you come out with something in pargraphs, something well worth reading, but half the time as Monkeywright said, it's just you flicking shit and spittle on the walls, and it's the swastika armband of taking the moral highground, as in, don't fucking try it. Also, loving these sentences, pure BROCK.

[QUOTE]I based my reserach on who said ten-inch cock and then I talked about that person. I did my research. You people just want so badly for me to be wrong, but it ain't gonna happen. I have been vindicated by barca boy's quote. Just because corellion said Phil had a ten-inch cock out of context does not make me wrong... it makes corellion wrong and whoever said they have a ten-inch cock an idiot...[/QUOTE]

I see, so it's not what's really there, it's what you see. Well I see an old bald guy whinging [B]in depth [/B]on the internet banging an older, possibly also bald, chick.

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1042377]The post clearly said Phil. Phil, Brock, Phil. That was the context. Cor was talking about Phil.

You fail. Fail, Brock, Fail.[/QUOTE]

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO PHIL IS OR IF HE HAS A TEN-INCH COCK! YOU AND CORELLION OBVIOUSLY HAVE ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN MANHOODS! MY RESEARCH IS AS COMPLETE AS IT CAN POSSIBLY BE GIVEN THAT THE STUFF I AM RESEARCHING IS SO FUCKING CONFUSED IN THE FIRST PLACE! I CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE OUT OF ROTTEN APPLES! ALL I CAN DO IS TURN SHIT INTO SHIT SALAD!

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042385]I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO PHIL IS OR IF HE HAS A TEN-INCH COCK! YOU AND CORELLION OBVIOUSLY HAVE ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN MANHOODS! MY RESEARCH IS AS COMPLETE AS IT CAN POSSIBLY BE GIVEN THAT THE STUFF I AM RESEARCHING IS SO FUCKING CONFUSED IN THE FIRST PLACE! I CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE OUT OF ROTTEN APPLES! ALL I CAN DO IS TURN SHIT INTO SHIT SALAD![/QUOTE]

:bryce:

[QUOTE=Brock Landers;1042385]ALL I CAN DO IS TURN SHIT INTO SHIT SALAD![/QUOTE]

Did you learn that skill in county?