TV Talk

Oh my god, why did I start watching the new season of Teen Mom 2? Jenelle is fucking impossible. I know she's a teenager, but come on, how can she not have common sense?!

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This post is proof that I need to go back to work.

Lady Chaos Girl!

I am so gonna cry when Gossip Girl is over 2 weeks from now.

Let me know if Kristen Bell shows up at any point.

I never did see any of this last season or much of the seasons before but that would be just off the charts ridiculously fucking awesome.

Yeah, it would be awesome if we saw who GG was, but "that's a secret I'll never tell."

Even like her asking for directions or just walking by in the background, staring creepily toward the camera...

That's all I've wanted since the first episode.

Dexter finale. I'm calling it now. Deb did it. Only those who saw last nights episode will know what that means.

As much as I love Dexter, I'm thinking Misfits might be my favorite show at the moment. I never can wait to see the next one. Funnier than Community. Switches genres more than Community. More suspenseful than Dexter.

Yeah, I was thinking that the whole episode. She had to come up with a way for Dexter to be the one to get rid of whats her bucket, and that was pretty slick, I think.

I can't stand Laguerda. I hope she winds up in plastic.

I can't wait for Dexter to get arrested. He needs a slap.

Oh no, I can't believe next week's episode of Homeland is the season finale! Argh, I'm going to miss that show.

Dexter is doing stuff that is so absolutely stupid right now though.
SPOILERS.
Was obvious that guy being released was a set up. He knew he was under suspicion. Dumb.
Then, why did he think he could get Hannah arrested and not have her rat him out?!

I am excited for next week though.

"Do whatcha gotta do..."

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Also, OMG, HOMELAND!!!!

Misfits season finale didn't have the hook that all the previous season finales had to get you to want to watch the next season. Season 1 ended with you finding out what Nathan's power is (I won't spoil it). Season 2 ended with them about to make a deal with "the dealer". Season 3 ended with one them traveling back in time. But this season ended with. Ok.. Someone else is probably going to get a superpower. The rest of the episode was awesome though. Very dramatic and sad. "If you can't be with the nun you love..."

Gossip Girl is over. I didn't cry, as I expected I would. And the damn producers said a spoiler was fake when in fact it was very real.

I'm currently watching Girls all over again for the 3rd time because i bought the DVDs for Christmas but i didn't want to wait to open them. It's unhealthy how much i like that stupid show. Lena Dunham is a smart cookie.

I like that show but I hate that she's always fucking half-naked and stuffing her face. Who eats like that, seriously?

Haha. I think I see myself in her too much to fully like her on-screen character. I am very jealous of the real Lena Dunham however, she's achieved a lot for 26.

And I know this sounds catty, but a kind friend should tell Lena to stop wearing stuff like this:

It's a shame because she can scrub up very well!

That is exactly what I mean. And even in the show it seems that she's consciously picking very unflattering outfits.

That being said, I love Jessa and the actress is pregnant so I don't know how they're gonna deal with that.

Woah, it's a real-life Adam in that last pic.

That last one is a hilarious picture though. In my head, I imagine she thinks like Amy Sedaris. By which I mean, she'd rather look funny than pretty.

So I think she's awesome and successful. Except for that middle picture in the red dress. That one does look like she was going for pretty and probably should've worn something else.

I have hair like hers in the first pic, it doesn't look great on me. Jesus Christ, bad outfits. And her boyfriend's hair is awful awful awful. I love her, she's a successful mess.

Did you see they gave her a 3.5 million dollar advance on her first book.

Yeah I'm pretty sure she knows exactly how she looks in those outfits and she dresses like that anyway. On the one hand, power to her if she's comfortable like that, but on the other hand, I think it's just as unhealthy as if she were starving herself thin. Just because you're not a size 0 you don't have to present yourself as a total kook.

Maybe she is really a crazy bad dresser and her self esteem is just fine. Who knows.

Those outfits would look pretty bad on anyone, especially the jumpsuit and the turquoise shirt thing. I feel like she's being like, "Hey I know I'm not super skinny, look at how ironic I am," or something.

Amy that was profound. That's exactly whats up with her.

Every night i've come home from work so far this week, the girlfriend and roommate are watching Girls. Then several times i've woken up in the middle of the night and they're in there watching it. I'm just wondering if i'm the only guy who likes it that much? I don't care, i'm not gay.

I think she has a rather nice figure, you can see it well in the ugly jumpsuit thing.

It is too bad she doesn't play up how nice it is with attractive flattering clothing, the one outfit of those three that shows the nice figure is still an ugly outfit, and the other two outfits are just so bad.

Yeah exactly, she's not fat, she's quite petite really and she has a nice defined waist, but she dresses like she's purposely not trying to look attractive or something. I don't want women to feel like only the really-thin can look hot without looking like they tried too hard, sheesh.

This being said, I dress appallingly since I put on weight.

That's exactly what i said!

Or... at least what i was i was thinking... it's what i meant to say, okay? Now give me credit, please. I am willing to settle for half.

How can you say that? She's the voice of a generation.

I imagine that Oscar Wilde would say to her:
Darling, life is too short to be a poorly dressed ingenue.
or possibly, if he was more modern:
Darling, I've seen better cover on a soup can. Here - tie this duvet around you, and let's go get a latte.

GOLD!

Who is she?

Lena Dunham. She has a show Girls where she's everything, director, producer, leading role etc.

Is it bad that I just siged myself?
heh.

No, you win.

Never heard of her or that show.

i think that Sema may have channeled Oscar Wilde.

I used to hang out with hellabillion gay guys in my 20's. I even lived with a friend, for a number of years.
Gayspeak.
It's my second language.

I just finished watching every episode of Adventure Time. What now?

I don't know. No one knows.

Anyway, I watched some Nickelodeon kid's show last night. This particular episode was a parody of The Breakfast Club. Instead of smoking weed, they ate tacos. And instead of talking about virginity, they talked about veganism.

It was pretty much awesome.

Relax and enjoy the accompanying satisfactory feeling of accomplishment.

I just started the second season of Downton Abbey. I really like this show. And Amazon instant video is awesome.

I just recently started appreciating the show after watching this:

I am watching the first episode on American Horror Story. Someone here mentioned it so I decided to check it out. It's quite hard to follow.

So what things are on worth watching in America right now? Because there's sweet FA on TV here.