TV Talk
ugh I hate that Hell's Kitchen isn't letting us know the final two until next episode
I still think I know how it ends. I have from the beginning. Either Jessie ends up dead and Walt goes to jail. Or Jessie kills Walt. The first is more likely.
After that last episode I'm all like, "Fuck you Walter. I also hope you get your cancer back and die."
It had to happen eventually. I can't wait to find out Jessie's reaction.
I just hated how they were like, "Oh wait, I didn't need to do this afterall, whoops! My bad!"
Is there only one episode left in this short season?
Yeah, the next episode is the last one for now.
Shut your mouths! I am behind.
GO WATCH! You're missing out.
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Why did no one tell me Wilfred is an awesome show? It is seriously funny shit.
I finished Breaking Bad. It was a really good season. The ending was pretty obvious but right now i'm clueless as to how the show will finish. The writers are good at that.
Has anyone seen that Abby and Brittany show on TLC about the two-headed girl? I honestly can't watch it because i can't help but make jokes or comments the whole time it's on and the girlfriend hates it when i go overboard making fun of stuff. She laughed a long time when i said something about the "non-dominant head" though. It's a weird show and i can't watch it. I'm a bad person.
I've seen a couple minutes of it.
We live on an insane fucking planet.
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Also. There is no God.
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My roommate likes the new episodes of South Park more than the old ones, he hates Futurama, and he likes Burn Notice.
This is the roommate I actually like.
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I had every channel including HBO on demand free for a few months. I nearly overdosed on it.
Tens of movies, Newsroom, Girls, Game of Thrones, Louie, Wilfred, the roundest Kardashian fucking giving birth on fucking basic fucking cable. I watched all of it.
My DVR broke weeks ago and I'm not getting it fixed. They're going to offer to give me HBO again and I can't handle it. I can't. Not again. Not anymore.
I like all those things. Even though, Burn Notice is a total cartoon.
I'm not aware of this Burn Notice.
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Modern day A Team. With spies. And Bruce Campbell.
How can that be wrong?
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It can't. My dad even watches it. For the Miami scenery. He'll even say while the show is going on like, "there's no bay there!" or "that's the wrong route!"
I want to start a new show, because Gossip Girl will soon be over (after it resumes), and Girls is back next year, and so is Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad/Boardwalk Empire/Downtown Abbey?
No-brainer. Breaking Bad!
I have a problem. I know Glee is really truly terrible. But I keep watching it. Such horrible dialogue.
And their sex appeal character left the show so they replaced him with his half brother. Ugh.
Boardwalk Empire.
Also, it's "Downton". 
(It's, like, a rule that someone has to correct everyone whenever they do that.)
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CSI: Miami would make him burst a blood-vessel, I imagine.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Breaking Bad, then Boardwalk Empire.

i watched three episodes of breaking bad so far, i'm afraid i'm not getting into it yet.
Your loss.
Also, it's "Downton". 
(It's, like, a rule that someone has to correct everyone whenever they do that.)
Oh my God, you're right. Fuckers. I've only seen it tagged downtown abbey on tumblr.
Sorry, but I hate Burn Notice. It's awful. Everything about it is the reason I don't look for new shows ever.
By the way, it's the beginning of the end for The Office tonight. 
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The Office is a tired show that should have ended looooooong ago. IMO
CSI: Miami would make him burst a blood-vessel, I imagine.
I don't even think any of it is actually shot in Florida so there'd be no reason for him to watch it anyway.
I know a lot of people hate The Office, and I used to, too. But then Steve Carrell left. I gotta tell ya, that was a vast improvement. I love the actor. I HATED the character. I felt for the character, and because of that, whenever he did something stupid, I was more embarrassed for him than anything. No laughs at all. I kept going cuz I liked the rest of the characters, although Dwight was getting way too over-the-top, sometimes.
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Oh my God, you're right.
Always am.
Things would be so much easier if everyone recognized this.
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The Office totally tanked after Steve Carrell left. Those should have been the last episodes.
I agree.
Lol somebody swears in Romanian in the first episode of Breaking Bad.
So i watched that Breaking Amish show and it was really good. I like those kids, they're funny. Well, the girls are funny, the guys are goons.
I watched the whole season of Girls all over again and i made the gf watch it too because she reminds me of Hannah. In fact, i've almost called her Hannah a few times because her name is Haley. I'm glad i never did because now she'd know where it came from and get mad. Anyway, of course she liked the show. I'm gonna watch it again when the DVD comes out. It was so much funnier the second time around. "Mystery party! My shoes match my dress. Kinda."
Girls rocked my world.
This part especially.
"Oh my God! I wore white to a wedding!"
What happened to that artist guy that threatened to fuck Marnie in a scary/sexy way? He was only in the one episode, right?
I would like for him to come back.
I think so, i like that actor. He was in Hot Rod and i think he's Andy Samberg's brother.
Not gonna lie, I didn't find him attractive at first but he eventually became pretty hot. Don't know why. No idea why. Who knows?
I don't.
I started watching Homeland, it's pretty neat. 
Glad you're enjoying it. It's the next show on my itinerary. (I was put off by the AHS trailer, looked rubbish).
Even if Dexter isn't as good as it was, I am so glad it's back! 
I just read an interview yesterday about a man who has lived through a similar situation as described in the Homeland-plot, and he basically said the show was crap. It was so unrealistic, he couldn't imagine someone being like the main character. It's a tv show, get over it.
Even if Dexter isn't as good as it was, I am so glad it's back! 
False. I don't think they can top the Trinity Killer though.
Though by now, I can predict the ending to the season. The show is rather formulaic.
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Creepy tech serial killer fan guy probably takes the rap for whatever goes down.
Hey guys, this is an author forum, right? So you guys love awesome storytelling. Of course you do.
Well, do yourself a favor and go to Hulu and watch the show, The Booth at the End. There's only 5 20 minute episodes per season. You'll love it.
The whole thing takes place in one diner. In one booth. About 5 people per season come and ask "The Man" to grant them a wish of some sort. The trick is, they have to complete a certain task in order for the wish to manifest. And then they have to come back to the booth and tell him the story of what went down and how they are doing so far. That's part of the deal. They have to become storytellers and it works really well.
For example, in season 1, a man's son is dying of cancer so he asks that his son be healed. His task: kill another kid to take his place.
Another guy wants a Playboy Centerfold. His task: protect a child. The kicker is that both men don't know that they are after the same kid.
Please. Go watch it. You don't like it? Turn it off, but it is REALLY terrific.
I'll do it. I'll do it for you.



Good idea and then I will contribute to FloozieBooty's thread and all will be right in the world.