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Well, I explained my reasoning behind it, and if it still doesnt make sense...sorry.

Lots of people mentioned that they thought that even thought they hadn't seen certain movies, they didn't think they were good enought to watch. Anyways.

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Also, Moon and Goodbye Solo were the best movies of the year.

fuckyeah this.

there were a couple others, but imma let cassun finish mopping this thread up.

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anyone for naming a director then there top 5 movies.

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stop your bickering.
Quentin Tarantino.
top 5.

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In what order ?

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  1. From Dusk Till Dawn
  2. Natural Born Killers
  3. Reservoir Dogs
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. Inglorious Basterds!

In that order.

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HardCandy wrote:
  1. From Dusk Till Dawn
  2. Natural Born Killers
  3. Reservoir Dogs
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. Inglorious Basterds!

In that order.

From Dusk Til.....are you for real? Like FOR REAL, for real?

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it's a cool movie. he only wrote it though.

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Everyone name your top 5 Twilight films!

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spacemonkey1888 wrote:
HardCandy wrote:
  1. From Dusk Till Dawn
  2. Natural Born Killers
  3. Reservoir Dogs
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. Inglorious Basterds!

In that order.

From Dusk Til.....are you for real? Like FOR REAL, for real?

I KNOW!

Everyone gives me shit about liking that movie. I dunno why. Just do. Plus, Selma Hyak is RIDICULOUSLY HOT in it. Inspires me to do work outs and buy sexy lingerie. Plus it's the only movie I find George Clooney attractive in. I dunno! I just like it.

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I'm just gonna start naming off random people. (Writer or Director)

Jean Pierre Jeunet:

A Very Long Engagement
Delicatassen
The City of Lost Children
The Escape
Amelie

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HardCandy wrote:
spacemonkey1888 wrote:
HardCandy wrote:
  1. From Dusk Till Dawn
  2. Natural Born Killers
  3. Reservoir Dogs
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. Inglorious Basterds!

In that order.

From Dusk Til.....are you for real? Like FOR REAL, for real?

I KNOW!

Everyone gives me shit about liking that movie. I dunno why. Just do. Plus, Selma Hyak is RIDICULOUSLY HOT in it. Inspires me to do work outs and buy sexy lingerie. Plus it's the only movie I find George Clooney attractive in. I dunno! I just like it.

A- Yes, Selma Hayek is fucking hot. But ever since Frida I sometimes cringe....

B- George Clooney is hot in everything. Whenever I am having girl problems (always, or "lack" or girl anything) I think WWGCD? What Would George Clooney Do?

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B- George Clooney is hot in everything. Whenever I am having girl problems (always, or "lack" or girl anything) I think WWGCD? What Would George Clooney Do?

I want a debonaire, assertive, grizzly, strong, break down the door and take care of the fucking situation man...

George Clooney always plays a conniving, trixter sleaze-ball. Except in the above mentioned movie, of course.

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HardCandy wrote:
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B- George Clooney is hot in everything. Whenever I am having girl problems (always, or "lack" or girl anything) I think WWGCD? What Would George Clooney Do?

I want a debonaire, assertive, grizzly, strong, break down the door and take care of the fucking situation man...

George Clooney always plays a conniving, trixter sleaze-ball. Except in the above mentioned movie, of course.


The Peacemaker.

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I've not seen it. I'm willing to give it a try.

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Oh, he's bad ass. Trust me.

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No disrespect but I think that most of the movies from your first list are awful!! The only movie I really enjoyed was The Hangover and I don't even enjoy most comedies! Everything else fell flat this year. Public Enemies would have been good if it was an hour less, and District 9 was the most boring science fiction film I'd ever seen! But I was so excited for it at first!

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whatever, the hangover was totally overrated and zack was the only funny part. and mike tyson. otherwise it was forgettable.

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The script was really well written. I wish it'd've been nominated for an Oscar.

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Married to the Mob can eat shit and die for all i care.

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Aww, someone has sand in their vagina.

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Sand in my Vagina was my nickname in high school.

...no. No, that one didn't work. I'm out of practice.

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Yeah! Kill the new kid!

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That was my coach's famous catch phrase back in high school. When we would fuck up he would ask if we had sand in our vaginas. The best was when a mother (during a game) yelled at him and he said it back to her.

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Yeah! Kill the new kid!

Don't worry, he's new too.
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wrong thread. want to buy delete button.

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spacemonkey1888 wrote:

A- Yes, Selma Hayek is fucking hot. But ever since Frida I sometimes cringe...

What. Why?

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Vendetta wrote:
spacemonkey1888 wrote:

A- Yes, Selma Hayek is fucking hot. But ever since Frida I sometimes cringe...

What. Why?

It's that damned uni-brow.

Ugh.

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She rocked that una-brow.
I loved it.

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Salma Hayek could grow a full beard and she'd still be gorgeous.

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She...whoa, she DOES have eyebrows! I'd never bothered to check. Not sure why.

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spacemonkey1888 wrote:
That was my coach's famous catch phrase back in high school. When we would fuck up he would ask if we had sand in our vaginas. The best was when a mother (during a game) yelled at him and he said it back to her.

This mad me laugh so hard...you have no idea the raunchy shit that the instructors say to the students here. That's one of the nice comments.

Also, Jack, just cause someone doesn't like your movie, or isn't interesting, don't wish death on them...it's just really not that important. Anyway, without such people, you'd have no one to look down your nose at and then where would you be?

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monkeywright wrote:

She...whoa, she DOES have eyebrows! I'd never bothered to check. Not sure why.

You're right, I'm indeed a jerkoff.

But, you're talking to the guy who would break up with a girl because she ate her pees one by one. I am Seinfeld. Maybe I'm just insecure.

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spacemonkey1888 wrote:
monkeywright wrote:

She...whoa, she DOES have eyebrows! I'd never bothered to check. Not sure why.

You're right, I'm indeed a jerkoff.

But, you're talking to the guy who would break up with a girl because she ate her pees one by one. I am Seinfeld. Maybe I'm just insecure.


Who the fuck consumes pee, let alone several types of pee?
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spacemonkey1888 wrote:
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She...whoa, she DOES have eyebrows! I'd never bothered to check. Not sure why.

You're right, I'm indeed a jerkoff.

But, you're talking to the guy who would break up with a girl because she ate her pees one by one. I am Seinfeld. Maybe I'm just insecure.

Any girl stupid enough to order peas without also ordering mashed potatoes so as pick them up without looking like an idiot isn't worth dating. Bleck, peas...

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I cannot believe I just misspelled that...

...fuck.

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Lucky Salma-Hayek-baby son of a bitch!

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i believe it is what you like, not what you are like..
so married to the mob can go watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095593/
and eat his/her own shit and shit out his shit then ill shit and mix into all the shit and they will eat it then shit it out and eat until married to the mob has a shit seizure spraying shit all over the pile of shit.

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rom coms.
top 5.

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xec8 wrote:
Married To The Mob wrote:
Yeah! Kill the new kid!

Don't worry, he's new too.

thanks its like you got my back ever since you welcomed me. less than 3
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Parka'd!

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It's hard to get fifteen that I would really consider are worth recognizing. A lot of them are interchangeable once you get past the top two.

Moon
Inglourious Basterds
The Hurt Locker
Adventureland
A Serious Man
District 9
Avatar
Star Trek
An Education
Up
The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
The Hangover

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i thought hurt locker was amazing way better then moon.
moon was still good though.
havent seen Star Trek and A Serious Man yet i want to though.
Just rewatched the Big Lebowski utter HILARITY.

p.s. thank you for not regging on my list like everyone else then putting up equally shite lists.
i tell you its the year not me come on.
peace.

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Mricpx wrote:
It's hard to get fifteen that I would really consider are worth recognizing. A lot of them are interchangeable once you get past the top two.

Moon
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The Hurt Locker
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Star Trek
An Education
Up
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This is a good list, I've taken out the ones I haven't seen. I watched An Education today and I really enjoyed it, I'll watch A Serious Man later.

Other 2009 films I've seen that I really enjoyed-

The Fantastic Mr Fox
In The City Of Sylvia
Mesrine (parts 1 and 2)

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Mesrine (aka Public Enemy Nr. 1) is excellent.

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sgt donnie donowitz the beeeeeeeeer jew Smile Big

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After Iamjacks put Avatar on his list I won't trust anything he might say.

After my argument about James Bond movies with Randomstranger, I'm not trusting anything he might say either.

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Married to the Mob can eat shit and die for all i care.

You could do that with him for all the rest of us care.
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I like what Scarecrone just wrote, it expresses my feelings.

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#1 Synecdoche, New York
#2 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
#3 Fight Club
#4 Being John Malkovich
#5 Sunshie
#6 Donnie Darko
#7 Happiness
#8 Ghost World
#9 Requiem for a Dream
#10 American Beauty
#11 Vanilla Sky
#12 Harold and Maude
#13 Amelie
#14 The Matrix
#15 You Me and Everyone We Know

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