thread in which to post random song lyrics, with no explanation

I love you, you love me.
Going down the sugar tree.
We’ll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing.
But the bees won’t sting, because you love me

oh man, yes!

you've made me an offer that I can refuse
'cause either way I get screwed

My heart will never feel
Will never see
Will never know
:-
Holding on
I am a vagabond
Its always different
I will never know

My heart will never feel
Will never see
Will never know

*twirls roman candle as if it were a glow stik*

Holding on
I am a vagabond
Its always different
I will never know.

Ships were made for sinking,
Whiskey made for drinking,
If we were made of cellophane, we'd all get stinking drunk quite faster

...I'll make you party at my funeral
'Cause mourning is for suckers.
I'll rent a ferris wheel and
cotton candy machine and have open bar
with all the Pabst that you can drink
the PA blasting my Clash records.
You'll finally know that life's okay
Even when bad things happen.

I am going to miss BTMI, they always put on a good show.

We were but stones, your light made us stars.

the wheels on the bus
go round and round
round and round
round and round

too many people reaching for a piece of cake

My first crush on an Irish girl,
I was 10 years old and her name was Elaine.
Little redhead girl.
Well, she looked like you, but if you were 10,
Which you're clearly not.
Not that you look old,
But you get my...I'll just stop now.

No wait, cause I had a point.
No, I swear I did.
Well, I think I did.
Which is all my life,
Or since I was 10,
I have had a yen for an Irish lass.
Since God knows why
like the ancient curse of the shiksa queen

Do I talk too much?

Which is not to say that I'd want Elaine
Who turned out to be since I last checked in,
A republican and a parapsychologist.

So I sidled up beside her,
Settled down and shouted, "Hi there.
My name's Stewart Ransom Miller,
I'm a serial lady-killer."
She said, "I'm already dead," that's exactly what she said.
So we tripped the lights fantastic, we was both made of elastic.
Midnight came and midnight went, and I though I was the President.
She said, "Do you have a car,"
And I said, "Do I have a car?"

"I see my life isn't made of rain"
"I see that life isn't made of rain"

Donna's got a right to be tired
She's been swamped in the kitchens of a Dark Royalty
And if you love me!
You'll know my heart belongs to the shepherd
Who has nursed his lord back from the tomb of a Dark Galilee

Níl ní ar bith is áille
Ná'n ghealach os cionn a' tsáile r
Ná bláth bán na n-airne
Bíos ag fás ar an draighean
Ó siúd mar bíos mo ghrá-sa
Níos trilsí le breáchtacht
Béilín meala na háilleacht'
Nach ndearna riamh claon

Moi je sais tous tes sortilèges
Tu sais tous mes envoûtements
Tu m'as gardé de pièges en pièges
Je t'ai perdue de temps en temps
Bien sûr tu pris quelques amants
Il fallait bien passer le temps
Il faut bien que le corps exulte
Finalement finalement
Il nous fallut bien du talent
Pour être vieux sans être adultes

new york's alright... if you like saxophones

And all the time that I waste repeating mistake
And the ridiculous taste and the look on my face.
I'm gonna take it back.
Baby I don't love you no more

it's truly a lie
I counterfeit myself

it used to be a massacre
I never got a second glance
now I'm kinda lethal on the dance floor
check it, tight pants

And now it's gonna be, tough on me
But I will wait forever.
I need someone else
To look into my eyes and tell me girl you know you
Gotta watch your health.
To look into my eyes and tell me
La la la la la, la la la la
To look into my eyes and tell me
La la la la la, la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

you'll take my life but I'll take yours too
you'll fire your musket but I'll run you through

one two three FOUR five six seven eight NINE ten
eleven twelve
dodododododo do

a kiss with a fist is better than none

dammit, now this is gonna be in my head all day

And on the street tonight an old man plays
With newspaper cuttings of his glory days

And if you tolerate this then your children will be next

when you are away
my heart comes undone
slowly unravels
in a ball of yarn

the devil collects it
with a grin
our love
in a ball of yarn

he'll never return it

so when you come back
we'll have to make new love

Waiting in a car
Waiting for a ride in the dark
Drinking in the lounge
Following the neon signs

Waiting for a roar
Looking at the mutating skyline
The city is my church
It wraps me in the sparkling twilight

Waiting in a car
Waiting for the right time...

Woke up with Elton John
Singing my gift is my song
Looped in my brain
I wanna die.

Now You Be The Mother,
And I'll Be Your Fool,
I'll Hide Myself Deep Inside,
Your Crimson Pool
The Muddy Water Runs,
Beneath Your Folds,
You Won't Let Me Breathe,
You Won't Let Me Go
Now You Be The Stranger,
And I'll Be The White-Skinned Son,
You'll Blacken My Innocence,
With Sugar And Opium...
The Children Were Suffocating,
Down In Your Damp Cave,
And You Were The Mother,
And I Was The Sleeping Slave
Protect Me From Violence,
Hold Me In Your Cool Lips,
You Drug Me With Kindness,
So I Can Pretend I Exist
Now You Be The Only Child,
I'll Suck On Your Breast,
You'll Feed Me With Gasoline,
I'll Burn My Name In Your Head

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag,
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards,
One blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep?
6 feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you

You just gotta ignite the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe"

You said you're cheap
but you're too much

Your kiss so sweet
Your breath so sour

repackaged sex keeps your interest

I know you said no explanation, but I just wanted to leave this here. The guy ends a review this way.

So random.

So let's face it this was never what you wanted
But I know it's fun to pretend
Now blank stares and empty threats
Are all I have, they're all I have.

So drown me and if you can
Or we could just have conversation.
And I fall, I fall, I falter
But I'll find you before I drift away

Now you still speak of day old hate
Though your whole world has gone up into flames
And isn't it great to find that you're really worth nothing
And how safe it is to feel safe.

So drown me and if you can
Or we could just have conversation.
And I fall, I fall, I falter
But I'll find you before I drift away

The things we do just to stay alive
The things we do just to stay alive
The things we do just to stay alive
The things we do just to keep ourselves alive.

And I'm tired of making friends,
And I'm tired of making time,
And I'm sick to death of love,
And I'm sick to death of trying.
And it's easier for you,
Yeah it's easier for you.

fuck you i'm drunk
fuck you i'm drunk
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Drop…out of life with bong in hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land

Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth
Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth

Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn
Sacred Israel Holy Mountain Zion
Sun beams down on to the Sandsea reigns
Caravan migrates through deep sandscape
Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian
Procession of the Weed-Priests to cross the sands
Desert Legion Smoke-Covenant is complete
Herb bails retied on to backs of beasts
Arise arise arise - The Son of the God of Israel
Jordan River flows on evermore
Bathe in glow of sunlight’s beating rays
They feel so lost and burned through our days
Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea
Earthling inserts to chalice the green cutchie
Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose
Assembled creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke
Raise up seer’s Holy Prophecy
Lets down on upon years of the sun now feeds
Seed of Eden fall on the
Onward caravan prepare new bong

Weed-Priests Smol-tent the right
Judgement soon come to Mankind
Green Herbsmen serve rightful king
Hemp seed caravan carries

The molten fire flowed up toward Zion
Flight of the Nazarene to seek the Cheribum
Rides out believer with the spliff aflame
Marijuanaut escapes earth to cultivate

Grow-Room is church temple of the new stoner breed
Chants Loud-Robed priest down on to the freedom seed
Burnt offering redeems – completes smoked deliverance
Caravans’ stoned deliverance
The caravan holds to Eastern Creed - Now smokes believer!
The Chronicle of the Sensimillian

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff-filled land
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow-the-smoke-Jerusalem

They cried the tears, they she'd the fears,
Up and down the land,
They stole guitars or used guitars
So the tape would understand,
Without even the slightest hope of a thousand sales
Just as if, as if there was, a hitsville in U.K.

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got highhhhh
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm highh
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I never made promises I couldn't keep
And as you stood before me deciding I was an open book
Something made you think you had read
all my dirty little pages
Cover and all

Is my apology accepted for all the whiskey that ended up in your face?
I never really was much of a diplomat

Now as you lay before me deciding that I am an open book
One never knows when an unforseen mood could take over and darken my eyes

I will not repent for nothing

Looking back across the years
on a million unshed tears
how could i have held them all

oh the price that i have paid
for all the love i never made
someone wrote upon the wall
"How mighty is my pen
if this is everywhere it's been."
Yes the wine's delicious
But I'm needing something stronger.
I'm growing suspicious
That I won't be here much longer.
And it feels like I'm goin' down again
Feels like I lost my only friend.

Crawling home from some saloon
and all my strings are out of tune.
No one's around to break my fall.
No attempt was ever made
And so I slowly decay.
Just have a little faith in me that's all.

Oh how mighty am I then
If this is everywhere I've been.
As the day-light broke I cast no shadow on the wall
I will desintigrate until there's nothing left at all.
And it feels like I'm goin' down again.
Feels like I lost my only friend.

And I never thought I'd see the day
My heros all became psychotics.
My drugs are all expensive exotics.
Now my blood is thick with antibiotics.
So I toss the coin to fate, it's only right.
And I take no blame so I can sleep so tight.
You know that out of mind is also out of sight.

As the day-light broke I cast no shadow on the wall.
I pass the closed apartment doors
And rows along the halls.
And it feels like I'm goin' down again.
Feels like I lost my only friend.

Did you see?
Did you know?
What it's like down below?
Down in the grass, you lie and wait,
wait like an animal, to escape.
Did you see it did you know it is an animal sign?
The divinity within it is the pack and it's mine.
Did you see it did you know it is an animal sign?
The divinity within it is the pack and it's mine.

Don't make it all so complicated,
watch the background fade away.

Hey, hey, let our legions swallow you.

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god god I am bored