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Kidneythief
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Hilary Duff is at the top of the Billboard Charts.

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She was fine before, because she just had a tv show, and I could turn off the volume and masturbate, but jesus...I swear.

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you can still turn off the volume and watch her music videos.

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That's what happens when you have xchuck and his friends as her target market.

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I like it when she wears sandals.

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She's a nice masturbatory tool.

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pedo

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They should've stopped giving so much screen time to her archetypical bad Disney show annoying little brother. Putrid, and wasteful.

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hollywood is getting lazy....hence...all the remakes..sequels...and spinoffs

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fucko [/i]
[B]That's what happens when you have xchuck and his friends as her target market. [/B][/QUOTE]

Haha, that wasn't very nice. It's true, but not nice. And I don't listen to her music, I didn't even knew she sang. I also HATE THE FUCK OUT OF HER SHOW. It's so annoying. At least her cd will teach kids how to spell metamorphisis(sp).

leonardshelby
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Haha that's hilarious. Maybe not.

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again..allow me to repeat myself

pedo

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Gucci: I think she's 17.

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She's 15 going on 16. Rolling Stone tells all.

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pedo

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Lo-lee-ta

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OH NO!

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patioman
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Is everything all right?

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Why does this matter? Does this affect anyone at all, in any way?

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"Oh no, Linkin Park vidoes are being shoved out of rotation by this BAD MUSIC."

Fuck.

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I'm concerned for you. I want to know how YOU are.

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You know Kl0pper, I would be very disappointed if I found out that you use the computer with clothes on.

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I am 18 (and some days) with the mentality of a 12 year old so I am only one-third pedo.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by patioman [/i]
[B]I'm concerned for you. I want to know how YOU are. [/B][/QUOTE] I don't understnad.

jane s.
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Faggatron.

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glam, stop stomping janey!

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jane s.
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Thanks Kitty. I'm getting a frikin migrane over here.

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PIZman
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Making love to yourself while looking at underage pop stars on television is a victimless crime. Like sex with the dead.

Especially if it's Hillary Duff. You can tell she's one of those girls who's at the awkward phase between when she WOULD gain a truckload of weight directly on the hips and when her agent told her to start thinking atkins.

All I'm sayin is that whether its in a magazine or on mute on television, masturbating to the pre-recorded image of someone is a form of semiotic pastiche. It's like a Lit101 class for your nuts.

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