There is no doubt about it. The greatest film in the history of ever is...

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The Omen: Part 3. Nothing beats it. Nothing. It's simply the best film ever. I have solved the problem forever. Now you can proceed to live your lives.

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apparently, Someone here hasn't seen a little film called Spice World.

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OR, for that matter, AFTER LAST SEASON, which is an honest-to-God real movie somehow.

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monkeywright wrote:
apparently, Someone here hasn't seen a little film called Spice World.

You're wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I haven't seen Spice World, but you're still wrong.

The best film ever is The Omen: Part Three.

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Ahem, no.

It's a tie between Troll 2 and Killer Klowns from Outer Space; both of which can be found on Hulu.com, because the greatest things in life are always free.

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Nuff said :

Thread closed.

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xec8 wrote:
The Omen: Part 3. Nothing beats it. Nothing. It's simply the best film ever. I have solved the problem forever. Now you can proceed to live your lives.
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I want to offer BEGOTTEN as the best black & white film ever that was made after the creation of color film.

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Liberum69 wrote:
Ahem, no.

It's a tie between Troll 2 and Killer Klowns from Outer Space; both of which can be found on Hulu.com, because the greatest things in life are always free.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space has got to be one of my top five all time favorite movies. I'm seriously not kidding. It is one of the films that enraptured me as a young'en.

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This debate can go on forever so I'll just end it right now.

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niggers done forgot about Big Trouble in Little China...

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It's all in the reflexes.

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#win

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Narasimha translated means Chuck Norris?!

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(Narasimha is the name of the a form (half man, half lion) taken by one of the Hindu gods to kill a demon. Thus, a popular "hero" character name in certain Indian movies.)

But the actor playing this role (called Vijay Kant) is more or less the Chuck Norris of South Indian films Smile Big

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Hey welcome back amigo !

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Hey Franc-Tireur! Always good to be back Smile

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you guys must have missed a little movie called..

soultaker

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Brother Supremo wrote:
This debate can go on forever so I'll just end it right now.


That was hilarious...........ly bad. The title didn't really encapsulate the plot or genre does it?

I can't believe that it cost 8 million dollars to make. It reeks of filmschool drama project.

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I can't believe that it cost 8 million dollars to make. It reeks of filmschool drama project.

It is that bad, but becomes fun to watch as a result. There are dressup screenings and the audience joining in with lines etc. The movie itself is hilarious.

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the Sci Fi channel recently showed all three Leprechaun movies in a row. Except backwards. Well not backwards movies, but in reverse order. It was odd. My friend Mike and I watched all three while drinking beer and nursing hangovers. It was really kind of great.

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FOOLS!

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monkeywright wrote:
OR, for that matter, AFTER LAST SEASON, which is an honest-to-God real movie somehow.

I don't think you guys are getting it. This was a real movie, with a budget and legit release into theatres. The Room, at least, has the guy with the hair. This abomination only has stilted conversation and cardboard MRI machines.

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Also, I recently learned of this. It got notice at Sundance, and was made as a thriller...until the audiences laughed so much at its suckitude that it's been repackaged as a comedy. The director is this vietnamese guy who's intent on making a sequel featuring PREHISTORIC birds.

If you're more into lulzy shitty special effects than lulzy shitty dialogue, fast forward to !;17 for the BIRDEMIC.

The song is incredible:

this is birDEEEEEMIC
don't you fuckin' FORGEEEET IT!

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Brother Supremo wrote:
This debate can go on forever so I'll just end it right now.

So my local indie theater is showing this as a midnight movie, I found out tonight. Me=there.

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Hattie wrote:

I can't believe that it cost 8 million dollars to make. It reeks of filmschool drama project.

You just know there was some serious drug money laundering going on with that flick.
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_kit wrote:
you guys must have missed a little movie called..

soultaker


That's only good if you watch the MST3K version.
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I can't believe these movies are real! O_____O

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I like The Exorcist-- the scariest movie ever made.

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monkeywright wrote:
Also, I recently learned of this. It got notice at Sundance, and was made as a thriller...until the audiences laughed so much at its suckitude that it's been repackaged as a comedy. The director is this vietnamese guy who's intent on making a sequel featuring PREHISTORIC birds.

If you're more into lulzy shitty special effects than lulzy shitty dialogue, fast forward to !;17 for the BIRDEMIC.

The song is incredible:

this is birDEEEEEMIC
don't you fuckin' FORGEEEET IT!


Why don't the birds move? They just float in the air without moving their wings. lmao

I can't decide if the funniest part is the gas station part. With the birds floating and the "photoshop" flames (why are there fire bombs from birds?) or the part where they're walking out of that room with the thin metal hangers.

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