The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence
Just got back from seeing it. It promised to be more heinous than part one. It was even banned in the UK. It was even going to have a 12 person centipede. And it would be all in black and white like Schindler's List except the color brown would be visible.
I went to see it at the Alamo Drafthouse, where they handed out "barf bags" to everyone in the theater. The guy there recommended that I do not get a chocolate shake while watching the movie or I might be sorry. He said 7% of the audience of past showings have walked out. He also said that writer/director Tom Six set out to make something more awful than A Serbian Film, which was a pretty fucked up movie that introduced the world to "newborn porn" and a penis gouging out an eye.
I don't want to spoil it, but I built it up in my head to be a really shocking film and I found that I was disappointed. I don't know, maybe I'm extremely desensitized these days. There were some horrendous things going on that got me to laugh out loud. It didn't make me uncomfortable while watching it like the way Salò did.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Oh man, that trailer looks awful. Looked WAY too much like a Blair Witch 2 kind of movie.
Do they at least try to explain away the dude not being a doctor?
Yeah, that fat man tries to connect everyone by following how it was done in the first movie, but he doesn't have the skill to do it "100% medically accurate" and he also does it with scissors, a staple gun and duct tape. He knocks people out with a crowbar instead of injecting them with a sort of tranquilizer. He even gets one of those girls from the first movie by tricking her into thinking she's going to audition for Quentin Tarantino. But the movie kind of drags along until that point where he starts connecting people.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
So ehm, that guy's just doing the exact same thing as the doctor did in the first movie, but he makes the human centipede longer and does it amateurishly?
Nothing new?
I feel embarrassed for all the actors involved because there is no way any of them are going to ever live this down. I hope they're all made up of fans of the first film and aren't just struggling actors looking for their big break.
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that's a lot of dumps you're dumping here. Does this look like a garbage bin to you?
Do you guys think those dudes are real people typing out that stuff and posting shitty links or just some kind of computer program that joins sites and posts automatically?
I so want them to be real people.
Yeah I picture them as real people chained to a computer with some huge dude walking back and forth behind them making sure they are not sending out for help and staying above the expected quota.
Spam sweatshops. 
I guess it's kind of sick of me to want them to be real people. What a horrible existence that would be!
I always assume they are real people copy and pasting stuff.
I'm probably wrong though.
The first movie was "disappointing" already in that it was just ridiculous and not the most disturbing or shocking thing ever. I never doubted this movie would be like the first one in that regard.