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Mirka & The Cult

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Our name has expletives, references us as a band, and is a whole fucking sentance too!

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Good names for a Christian rock band:

Jesustallica
Face Full of Jesus
Whiskey & Jesus
Green Eggs & Jesus
Phat Jesus and the Funkadelic Love Couch
The Singin' Jesuses
Everyone Will Burn Forever in the Black Fires of Hell, Except for Us

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Tuning Fork
Eisenminger (Eye Then Mean gur?)
VSD
Roseola
STORCH
F4
Fifth Disease
Prodroma
Tonic Clonic
SuperMale

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Alchee Eda

See, it's a play on Al-Qaida and Alcholic Slang Word - Alchee.

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[QUOTE=Chixulub]Mirka & The Cult[/QUOTE]

I like it. But of course, I would. Wink

I just watched [I]Nashville [/I]again and can only think of country band names. Like "Big Hair and Biscuits" or "The Pan Gravy Sisters".

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[QUOTE=Spike]Good names for a Christian rock band:

Jesustallica
Face Full of Jesus
Whiskey & Jesus
Green Eggs & Jesus
Phat Jesus and the Funkadelic Love Couch
The Singin' Jesuses
Everyone Will Burn Forever in the Black Fires of Hell, Except for Us[/QUOTE]
The Susej (pronounced sausage)

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Hey ! My avatar !

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The Pointless Announcements

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I'm want to start a band called "Spoiler Alert!" And then, like, ruin every song by telling the audience what the song is going to be about before we actually begin the song.

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Pearl Jam II

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The Shitty Beatles.

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Kiss My Grits
(I picture a southern-fried Kiss tribute band, a cross between Strutter and Molly Hatchet)

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The Dilligafs

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Demons from Inner Space
The Frenzy of the The Future Strippers
The New Year's Eve of Terror
The Ghost of the Cannibal
The Seductive Party of Tarzan
The Tomb of the Creeping Death
The FrankenBrides
Bikini Zombie
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Blood Monsters
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The Attack of the The Past Lovers
Perverted Summer
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Sex Pain
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Wiggas With Attitude

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Aryans With Attitude.
You could even have a cool [COLOR=Red][COLOR=DarkRed]/[B][U]\[/COLOR]/\[COLOR=DarkRed]/[/U][/B]\[/COLOR][/COLOR] logo.

Or - A Band Named Sue

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The Band

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I really like "Sex Pain" and "A Band Named Sue."

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Jane and the Skinners

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[QUOTE=jane s.]I really like "Sex Pain" and "A Band Named Sue."[/QUOTE]

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Band names already taken by the Japanese:

Warmed-Over Band
Bump of Chicken
Asian Kung Fu Generation
Guitar Wolf

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Radioactive Zombie Plague

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Two-Steppenwolf
Buckman-Turner Overcoat
Grand Punk Railroad

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is anyone else stealing any of these for stories they may write?

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I thought about it for Aryans With Attitude. But I have no knowledge of inner-city gangster life beyond TV and Grand Theft Auto games.

I like Two-Steppenwolf.
There's a band called The Band. They're shit.

Drosophila.
Sonnet To Science
Sonnet To Zante.
Eleonora.
The Death Of The Red Masque.
Or if you're all political, Poe style, you could have: X-ing a ParagArab

Xenotime is a type of mineral. And it's wicked and rare.
The others are obvious. Drosophila is a fruit fly.

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The best name for a band is "Steve". Second place is "Doug".

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Ernie's Balls

(Guitar Players will probably be the only ones to get it)

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Ultima Final Attack
I Don't Have a Leg
Dead Among Living
Yellow Grass Sky

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Snakes! On A Plane

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The Bus Perverts
The Cuthberts
Great Band for Truckers and Bikers
Bananadine
31 Things You Must Never Do in Sri Lanka
Polydichloric Euphemol
The Woodrow Wilson Experience
Ten Times Better
High School Battlefield

And enigmatic intitials that may or may not mean anything:

HDPE
HVAC
HMORGL
GROFL
SPAGG
FLOO
THRPC
LMLM
BURGER

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[QUOTE=corellion]Snakes! On A Plane[/QUOTE]
good one

[QUOTE=Spike]BURGER[/QUOTE]
that means something

deadly coca-cola
vampire summer camp
shadow of myself

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker]is anyone else stealing any of these for stories they may write?[/QUOTE]

I've used, over the years, the names of bands I've been in (Dry Heaves), friends' bands (The Ticket, The New Salt-Substitute Plasticine Mod Squad) in stories.

A friend of mine was in a band called Pavlov's Dog that got ripped off in the early 70s. At the time, they were the largest advance given to an unrecorded band, and their promoter/manager made sure they never saw a dime over $60/week.

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Aspartame for Dinner, Brain Cancer for Breakfast

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We Sold Our Previous Bandname To Iron Maiden
Corpse Sheep Grind Bride

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Chav Scum

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Sex Gods and Dirty Whores

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Prensa Taladega Nights?

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Chav Scum! On A Plane

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Really Bad Eggs

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We Licked Our Elbows

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Salacious Haltertops

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I've been playing with this band for going on three years now. I lead guitar and sing. The name painted on the front of the bass drum is "Jesus and the Devil"

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]

Nate Funk & The Nasty Drunks[/QUOTE]
I'm going to call copyright infringement on this one

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The Four Virgins

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Wanton Booger Miners

I'm still not sure if with a "The" before the name or not

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