The Good Names For Bands Thread

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Fri, 04/04/2003 - 19:05

#51

Alexander

From: Holland

Joined: 02/16/2003

hehehehe!! great name kl0pper!

'I like The Screen' would be my favorite and 'StillWaterRunsDeep'

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Sat, 04/05/2003 - 08:55

#52

chosenJuan

From: Ireland

Joined: 02/08/2003

JC and and his merry band of jive-talkin' street ninjas.

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Sat, 04/05/2003 - 11:56

#53

kloopper

From: bangkok

Joined: 01/06/2003

WHATTABAND

Mon, 04/07/2003 - 12:44

#54

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

My best friend wants a band named $5 X-Ray.

I'm partial to either Curmbox or 15 for Bender

"Death Unto You and Your Kin" is fantastic

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Mon, 04/07/2003 - 13:05

#55

Valchrist

From: Niagara, Ontario

Joined: 01/28/2003

"La Magnifico Fantastica"

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Tue, 04/08/2003 - 09:30

#56

Rip_Purr

From: Australia

Joined: 04/02/2003

The New Niggers of Society

Sounds like a good old school punk name.

Heard of The The? That's a name i can respect! WORD!

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Tue, 04/08/2003 - 09:32

#57

Rip_Purr

From: Australia

Joined: 04/02/2003

'A Curse on Both Your Houses'
'Who Me?'
'The kiss of the Frog'
'Unwanted Princess Kiss'
'Yesterday's Coming'
"Tomorrow will be Shit'
'Fuck Me'
'Sequel'
'Prequel'
'Quel'

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Fri, 04/11/2003 - 13:45

#58

Fucko

From: Rio de Janeiro

Joined: 01/02/2003

The Fuckos

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Sun, 04/13/2003 - 13:24

#59

knoxville

From: Toronto

Joined: 01/03/2003

Stay Out of Riverdale! it was my buddies band name but thye never played

Mon, 04/14/2003 - 03:45

#60

willtupper

From: Michigan

Joined: 01/02/2003

"Dildos In My Head" is a band that's fronted by Kitty. I play guitar. XChuck is our fan club manager. kl0pper is the drunk at every show. Rents? On drums. Wesley Snack is shakin that ass in the dance cage.

We are like Bon Jovi, only not so Italian.

We have DILDOS IN OUR HEADS.

We will rule the world. And in the end, you will wank us.

Mon, 04/14/2003 - 04:07

#61

SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

Step-on-it-Jackson (A Dandy Dan line from Bugsy Malone)
Man meat
Pippi Longstocking and the Cruisaders(keeping that)
Terry's on the brink of manhood
Five Children and IT(keeping that)
Uncle Focker and his nieces
The Jemima and Bernard Show
The New Kids on the block (hey, that WAS mine, honestly)

Mon, 04/14/2003 - 04:21

#62

willtupper

From: Michigan

Joined: 01/02/2003

Let's see... how did that New Kids song my old band did go...

First time, I fucked Jordan
Second time, fucked Don
Third time, I fucked 'em both
Then I fucked John
Because they've got the WHITE STUFF
Shootin' all over the place, yeah,
They've got the WHITE STUFF
Shootin' it all in my face!

There was that one, and...

When you're in the mood
For a little romance...
Just jump on the couch
And use both your hands!
Don't worry about erection
Because it won't take long
We're a bunch of horny nerds
And we're singing you a song!

Jackin off... jackin off... jackin off...
IS IT HARD ENOUGH?

Such delightful lyrics, I think, really explain who I am today.

PS - "Debbie Gibson," "Tiffany," "Britney Spears," and "O Town" are all mine. Dang copyright infringement lawyers of power laws!

Wed, 04/16/2003 - 06:19

#63

SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

How about 'Mom's on Holiday!'

Sorry, just watched Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. I will go back to my hole now...

Wed, 04/16/2003 - 10:36

#64

Alex

From: Wherever

Joined: 03/28/2003

I found out an anagram of one of my friend's names is Arcana Devious so if he ever starts a band that's what he should call it.

If I ever start and indy band it's going to be called The Sellouts

And I'm still trying to come up with a name for this thing I've got about a band that doesn't play anything. It's just pure silence and marketing. I'm thinking Safety Last but I'm not sure.

Other potential band names that have been kicked around-
Presidential Cumrags
It's My Fucking Band and You Can't Play With It
Whatever (I'm surprised no one thought of this in the early 90s)
The Angry Faggots (there's a story behind this but it isn't very interesting)
The Unmemorable Debuts

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 01:38

#65

willtupper

From: Michigan

Joined: 01/02/2003

You can't do much better than,

[I]Vanilla Gorilla[/I]

Can you? Post your good names for a band here.

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 01:44

#66

MockyMockins

From: Canada

Joined: 09/05/2004

Careless Wardens

Broken Face

The Calluses

Counting Carcasses

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 02:10

#67

mirka

Indifferent Dinosaur

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

[QUOTE=willtupper]You can't do much better than,

[I]Vanilla Gorilla[/I]
[/QUOTE]

That sounds like Ben and Jerry's: Vanilla bean ice cream with chocolate covered banana chunks and chewy gorilla poop.

My band names:

Ishabob

toodle

buster

picnic

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 02:22

#68

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Foobar.

Broken Face is a pretty good one.

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 02:27

#69

MockyMockins

From: Canada

Joined: 09/05/2004

[QUOTE=jane s.]Foobar.

Broken Face is a pretty good one.[/QUOTE]

it would be my tribtue band to the pixies if i made one. But if I had a real band it would probably be Careless Wardens.

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 02:27

#70

mr_hash

Delovely

From: Chicago

Joined: 03/09/2003

mookie bidness

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 04:37

#71

vidalia

From: cell 44

Joined: 08/02/2004

few here.

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=16151[/url]

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 06:15

#72

Layp

From: Netherlands

Joined: 01/02/2005

drunken assholes screaming on stage making out with groupies

DASSMG

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 06:44

#73

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

Rock Tampon

Pokey and the Sodomites

Snoopy's Balls

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 06:55

#74

alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

[QUOTE=willtupper]You can't do much better than,

[I]Vanilla Gorilla[/I]

Can you? Post your good names for a band here.[/QUOTE]
My favorite band name of all time: Unoriginal Topic Posted in the Wrong Forum
(they were kind of a whiny emo band).

My second favorite band name: Sunny Day Real Estate

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 10:42

#75

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

plastic vomit
digital torture

oh.. wait, you meant good ones?
nah, sorry can't think of one.

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 10:57

#76

JustinHolt

From: Rochester, NY

Joined: 04/16/2003

I always thought the name Free Beer would be a crowd puller. Then I found out that someone else thought of that thirty years ago...

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 11:57

#77

Proton

From: Ottawa

Joined: 08/15/2004

An Alternative to Faith

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 12:35

#78

ireLocus

AKA ADJ

Joined: 09/23/2004

[B]Little story: [/B] I actually had a band called Ire Locus, everyone thought it was a great name, but no one but me was actually sober enough to make it work, so we soon dissolved.

My first band was Uncle Anus, and they sucked too. People liked the name but though that the costumes were a bit much... and plus they didn't like the music. At all.

So, good band names eh?:

Arsen Unit

Economy of Soul

Declarations of Dependence

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Sat, 02/05/2005 - 14:30

#79

Thag

Joined: 11/23/2004

I always wanted to name a band 'Steve', but then, I'm like that.

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 15:50

#80

Underscore

Joined: 08/09/2004

somtimes the best names are right in front of you.. the other day, i was putting groceries away and noticed the label on a bag of buns said "white crusty buns", now that's a band name. Tongue

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 16:11

#81

sellOut

Joined: 09/14/2004

I like short simple ones like:
The Boners
or
Crotchfest

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 17:09

#82

willtupper

From: Michigan

Joined: 01/02/2003

Harpoon Tampon

is pretty good.

So is

Alex Cussin'

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 17:54

#83

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

swanky basement

the dirty deed

and uh.....

the pliers

Sat, 02/05/2005 - 18:54

#84

Fiberoptic Jesus

From: sup

Joined: 09/25/2003

The Parachute Pants

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Sat, 04/16/2005 - 05:08

#85

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Sausagefest

Public Service Dennouncement

Snotbubble

Edible Undies

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Sat, 04/16/2005 - 05:24

#86

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

Still Life Fresno

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Sat, 04/16/2005 - 08:50

#87

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

From: At The Hop

Joined: 09/25/2003

'The Where Are My Manners'

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 08:58

#88

jody

Joined: 07/22/2004

actual names i've performed under:

The Bread and Cereal Group
Avi's Worst Nightmare
Five Against One (a masturbation reference)
Behind the Clouds
Freddie's Little Engines
Overunity
The Craptastics

my current solo acoustic venture is tentatively called: mecomium (baby's first poo)

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Sat, 04/16/2005 - 09:37

#89

SnowWhite

Joined: 01/01/2003

yuck!

In a story I wrote I named the band The Veterinary Clinic. If I was in a band I'd used that.

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 09:43

#90

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

From: At The Hop

Joined: 09/25/2003

'The Delicate Sensibilities'

'The Mind Your Manners'

'The Vapours'

'The Bring my Salts'

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 09:51

#91

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

Pussybooger

Bread Shop

The Gay Taliban Lawyers

Danagotchi

Judi Dench's Three Pound Underwear

Piss Shiver

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 09:56

#92

sellOut

Joined: 09/14/2004

Wide Opening
Lets Eat Cheese
Twisted Wank
Crap Factor Five
Legendary Hamster
The Lickers
Unwanted Pregnancy
Last Time I Was Here I Lost Ten Dollars, Do You Have It? (They would invevitbly be shortened to just "Ten Dollars")
Sugar Shagsack
Endangered Feces
No Means Yes
What Willis Is Talking About
Lesbian Retreat
Mexico's Heartfart

I guess a few of those would be better suited as names of albums, but I would appreciate it if they were kept as band names. Thank you.

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 09:57

#93

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

I would go to a Sugar Shagsack concert.

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 10:02

#94

sellOut

Joined: 09/14/2004

[QUOTE=Earthbound]I would go to a Sugar Shagsack concert.[/QUOTE]

I'd like to be a roadie on tour with them. Their specialty would be ass and getting alot of it.

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 10:05

#95

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

If they're a hair metal band or goths I void my previous statement.

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 11:14

#96

marte

From: california

Joined: 11/17/2004

mawa's mojo

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Sat, 04/16/2005 - 18:21

#97

succotash moon

From: Forest of a dream

Joined: 07/04/2003

Gargamel's Yellow Bathwater

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 19:20

#98

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

From: At The Hop

Joined: 09/25/2003

'Can't nobody talk to Grandmaw, she dead'

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 19:39

#99

Federov

ghosting.

From: Gotham

Joined: 10/25/2004

Zoo Monkey Products

Sat, 04/16/2005 - 20:56

#100

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

From: At The Hop

Joined: 09/25/2003

[QUOTE=Earthbound]I would go to a Sugar Shagsack concert.[/QUOTE]
I'm calling my firstborn child Sugar Shagsack.