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Hey everyone,

Okay, damn you all, yer bastards! I am now slowly getting hooked on my own forum. Next thing you know I'll become Will Tupper.

Anyway, back before Version 3.0 exploded onto the scene, I used to have a tradition on The Cult where, at the end of every news piece, I'd post a quote from a movie, and the first person to email me with the answer would get credited around next time.

So since this forum has taken off like wild fire, I figured I would post a movie quote here. And once it's been gotten, and we've all agreed on it, somebody else posts one.

Just don't post a quote until the prior quote has been figured out first.

So without further ado, our first Movie Quote Challenge!

We'll start off easy:

[i]You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week! A tshirt! At best![/b]

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I don't know it, but if you become me does that mean I get to be Patrick Swayze? And Kitty has more posts than I do! Tongue

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Se7en. Brad Pitt to Kevin Spacey.

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:::applause!!!:::

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piece of piss. its from Se7en. said by David Mills ( Brad Pitt ).

now i say:

'Wow, what a speech! Half Moses, half Mickey Mouse'

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But Wesley Snack, it's not your turn!

you have to wait until you get called on!

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Definitely time I start brushing up on my movie quote skillz. *leans back, cracks his knuckles, and reaches for his DVD collection.*

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]But Wesley Snack, it's not your turn!

you have to wait until you get called on! [/B][/QUOTE]

disx didnt post one.
consider mine a joint bid on both our behalfs.

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Wes, is it "Bowling For Columbine?"

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not even close.

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Apparently I got the quote, and that means I have to throw one out. Sorry Wes. My orders come from above you. :eek:

"We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?"

Hope I got that right...

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Gimme a hint at least! It's not even your turn! Disx is supposed to be going!

(runs into the night screaming and sobbing)

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disx-- can i get a hallelujah on our JOINT BID? if not. i withdraw it.

clues? can we/should we give clues?

ok, nevermind, consider it withdrawn.

again, ill say in my defense, dissy didnt post one.

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Dennis, what's so great about you going running off into the night screaming and sobbing is, I KNOW what you look like via pictures. But my mind's eye sees Patrick Swayze running off with the screaming, and the sobbing. It's teh funney. Smile

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nah, fuck this. Big Trouble in Little China-- with the ONE AND ONLY, Patrick Swayze. now mine stands.

[size=4][b]'Wow, what a speech! Half Moses, half Mickey Mouse'
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Wow.

I'd post one of those pictures that says, "OWNED" on it right now. If only I knew how. Smile

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Wes, Swayze isn't in "Big Trouble China!" How DARE you!

[img]http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/ifc_films/donnie_darko/patrick_swayze/darkopre2.jpg[/img]

You've perplexed him!

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isnt he? oh- that goddam Kurt Russel had a friggin' mullet. they looked the same! apologies Denny!

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This is not like playing with dolls,
This is not like playing with dolls,
This is not like playing with dolls,
This is not like playing with dolls!

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clever.

its either Being John Malkovitch, ( OR Spaceballs. you tell me.)

owned.

answer mine, damn you all!

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Wes, if it's in reference to my comment, my comment was about this actual thread (i.e. Dennis refering to Swayze like he's actually here, i.e. "You've perplexed him!") being very similiar to all of us being little girls playing with our little movie star dolls.

It wasn't a real movie quote. Sorry!

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that swayze picture post could be the greatest post of all time.

and sorry wes, i don't know your quote...im really bad at these things. you should try to write it out how the person says it...since you can't mimic their voice online, and then maybe i'd get it...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]Wes, if it's in reference to my comment, my comment was about this actual thread (i.e. Dennis refering to Swayze like he's actually here, i.e. "You've perplexed him!") being very similiar to all of us being little girls playing with our little movie star dolls.

It wasn't a real movie quote. Sorry! [/B][/QUOTE]

dude IT IS.

in Being John Malkovitch,. i shit you not.

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I don't know, man. I don't think it is. I think it COULD be, but I don't think it is. Yes, Will, I know it's not a real movie quote.

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look at his face! how can you tell me it's not!!!! this combined with the appreciation maybe? that has to be in the running!

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you poor fools. listen to me.

John Malkovich: You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
Maxine: You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people!

go and rent the friggin' movie if you dont believe me.
so much for all you Kaufman fans.

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...so you're saying that that swayze post is the greatest post ever?

Wink

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who? me? no idea how Swayze works into Wills quote being real.
but it is.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]you poor fools. listen to me.

John Malkovich: You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
Maxine: You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people!

go and rent the friggin' movie if you dont believe me.
so much for all you Kaufman fans. [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh no, I don't doubt that's in it, in fact, I know it is. But I'm a stiggler for precision and the truth is, that's not what Will posted. S'all I'm sayin'.

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Can we get a new quote? Someone? Anyone?

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oh ok, mine isnt good enough?

i actually won the right to post one guys!

*sob*
you all hate me!

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*comforts Wes* There, there. Nobody hates you. It's just that we're all too ign'ant to know what damn movie your quote's from.

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well, we all act like pop culture junkies and film elitists.

we might as well back up our fronts.

if you need a clue: its in a language other than English.

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Repeat the quote again. I thought it was already answered, that's why I asked for a new one.

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Hmm, dammit, it sounds familiar all of a sudden. But I haven't seen too many foreign films. I'm so monocultural. =[

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"Another door?! Another door?!"

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Is that "Return Of the Jedi," Robot Puking? I know that's a stretch, but I'm picturing Han Solo questioning a furry little Ewok about another way into the forcefield station.

(god that sounded nerdy)

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NO

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[SIZE=4]FUCK![/SIZE]

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picture the line being said in a nerdy whiny voice

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c'mon, i've already thought of another quote!

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heres mine again

'Wow, what a speech! Half Moses, half Mickey Mouse'

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Is it "One Crazy Summer," Wes?

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try again with clue/s:

- its not in English
- its in French

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Taxi?
Taxi 2?
Boise moi?
Asterix & Obelix?
mmmmmm.....
I kind of hope its from Boise Moi...
and yes, those are the only French movies I can think of now...
If its not any of the above, is it from one of those stupidass summer comedies that came these last few summer???

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now mine is more of dialogue, but this quote was too great to pass up

Guy 1: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Guy 2: (name has been removed for secrecy)...
Guy 1: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Guy 2: Naw man, I didn't.
Guy 1: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

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pulp fiction, whore

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so anyway, the answer to "another door?! another door?! another door?! is

wait, should i post the answer already or not?

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]heres mine again

'Wow, what a speech! Half Moses, half Mickey Mouse' [/B][/QUOTE]

Can't remember the original french title, but was it Hate or Hatred or something?

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yay movie quotes:D
k....i shall provide;

"i've seen some crazy stuff in my time, but that... was... AWESOME!!! Oh, sorry about your car, man."

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Easy, "Road Trip."

NEXT!

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