The 40 Year Old CHRISTIAN Virgin!

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Thu, 06/02/2011 - 22:47

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

ABSTINENCE IS LIKE SO FUNNY

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Thu, 06/02/2011 - 23:04

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

Who cares

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:52

TomorrowHill

Looking for a workshop critique? Send me a PM!

From: Newfoundland, Canada

Joined: 04/20/2009

(Morbo from Futurama voice)

WII's DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

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Fri, 06/03/2011 - 13:24

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

"This lil piggy went to Supercuts"

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 14:38

Noahrm23

Just one more beer then grow up.

From: Portland

Joined: 02/23/2010

Anyone around here want to give me a hair cut? I really need one yet i refuse to pay for it. We can get drunk first!

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As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 12:53

ketamineman

Joined: 05/17/2004

this video sucks.

this is not the best video i have ever seen. i want my 3 minutes back.

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 13:07

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

all the tension in the world today
all the little girls fillin up the world today
when the good comes to bad the bad comes to good
but im a live my life like i should (like i should)
now all the critics wanna hit it
shit can ever did it
just because they dont get it
but ill stay fitted
knew there commited
now this red cap gets a wrap from these critics
do we always gotta cry (gotta cry)
do we always gotta live inside a lie (live inside a lie)
lifes just a blast
its movin really fast
better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass
follow me into a solo
remember that,kid
so what you wanna do
and where you gonna run
when your starin down the cable of my
might put it at your grill like gun
Limp Bizkit is rockin the set
its like russian roulette
when your placin your bet
so dont be upset
when your broke
and your done
cuz im a be the one til i jet(im a be the one til i jet)
i know why you wanna hate me
i know why you wanna hate me
i know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
i know why you wanna hate me
i know why you wanna hate me
now i know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
does anybody really know the secret
or the combination for this life
and where they keep it
its kinda sad when u dont know the meanin
but everything happens for a reason (everything happens for a reason)
i dont even know what i should say
cause im an idiot
a loser, microphone abuser
i analyze every second i exist
beatin on my mind every second with my fists
and everybody wanna run (wanna run)
everybody wanna hide from the gun (hide from the gun)
you can take a ride through this life if you want
but you cant take the edge off the knife (no sir)
and now you want your money back (money back)
but your denied cause your brains fried from the sack
and there aint nothin i can do
cause life is a lesson
you learn it when your through
i know why you wanna hate me (wanna hate me)
i know why you wanna hate me (know why you wanna hate me)
i know why you wanna hate me (know why you wanna hate me)
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
i know why you wanna hate me (why you wanna hate me)
i know why you wanna hate me (you wanna hate me)
now i know why you wanna hate me (wanna hate me)
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
know you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
now i know why
now i know why
now i know why
now i know why
now i know why you wanna hate me
now i know why you wanna hate me
now i know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

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thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 13:07

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

Thank you, internets, for unfaithful transcriptions of lyrics.

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thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 20:10

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

I can't believe i recognized that song in the beginning ...wow I used to listen to limp bizkit

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Sun, 07/03/2011 - 04:00

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

Nothing wrong with having listened to Limp Bizkit!

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Sun, 07/03/2011 - 04:05

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Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Yeah! I used to own a Kenny Rogers record!

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Sun, 07/03/2011 - 04:12

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Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

Very young Imke loved his album with Dolly Parton.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Sun, 07/03/2011 - 12:19

#12

Liberum69

Joined: 10/22/2009

Is that freakin' Ted Haggard at 1:20??

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Sat, 07/23/2011 - 14:33

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Tor_Hershman

Joined: 07/23/2011

Tuffy wrote:

Yeah! I used to own a Kenny Rogers record!

I bet you haven't owned THIS Kenny Rogers' song.
A bit of acid with the corn-pone, please.

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