Star Wars talk
the science behind [url=http://www.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm/printable]lightsabers[/url]--silly photos included.
[QUOTE=alex cassun]the science behind [url=http://www.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm/printable]lightsabers[/url]--silly photos included.[/QUOTE]
for a second I thought the guy lighting a cigarette was this guy i know.
Return of the Jedi was on FOX today. I watched the ending when Darth and Luke duel. The ewoks scare me.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Return of the Jedi was on FOX today. I watched the ending when Darth and Luke duel. The ewoks scare me.[/QUOTE]
more than coke head carrie fisher?
[QUOTE]Originally Posted by [B]Smartazboy
[/B][I]Return of the Jedi was on FOX today. I watched the ending when Darth and Luke duel. The ewoks scare me. [/I][/QUOTE]
*edit* quoted wrong person earlier
I laugh at the penis head guy next to billy dee williams all the time when I watch that movie, yet as an after thought i'm always shaken by the perversions of creating the alien shaped with a penis head, now wonder if they create one shaped into a women's.....
[QUOTE=UbikRex]*edit* quoted wrong person earlier
I laugh at the penis head guy next to billy dee williams all the time when I watch that movie, yet as an after thought i'm always shaken by the perversions of creating the alien shaped with a penis head, now wonder if they create one shaped into a women's.....[/QUOTE]
You've seen Starship Troopers, right? Remember the last alien the soldiers fight and capture?
[QUOTE=Undertow]You've seen Starship Troopers, right? Remember the last alien the soldiers fight and capture?[/QUOTE]
Ah gawd! That thing is creepy it's like this asshole with a needler eating your brains.
why is it that Harrison Ford and Warwick Davis are the only star wars actors whove had careers since ROTJ?
Youd think theyd all be star-stuff after making something that popular.
Fuck Bush!
And his hypocrisy
And all the drones
Who gave him his presidency!
- "Lay off the Sauce" by Kill Conan
Because, now matter how much I love Star Wars, they're shitty actors.
[QUOTE=sacredchao23]why is it that Harrison Ford and Warwick Davis are the only star wars actors whove had careers since ROTJ?
Youd think theyd all be star-stuff after making something that popular.[/QUOTE]
Carrie Fisher was more of a producer after that. She should have won an award for the first one, for doing as well as she did on all that acid.
And she wrote books 'n stuff
[URL=http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/images/luke1.jpg]"Shitter's Full!"[/URL]
Mark Hamill went on to do the voice for The Joker in the Batman cartoons. Which was cool. Oh, and he did all that Wing commander stuff. Which wasn't.
I met Warwick Davis. Nice guy.
Remember when he changed it so Greedo shot first? That was repugnant.
Seemed pretty unnecessary, yes. It stripped Han of his badassedness.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Remember when he changed it so Greedo shot first? That was repugnant.[/QUOTE]
repugnant? Try a capital offense.
Fuck Bush!
And his hypocrisy
And all the drones
Who gave him his presidency!
- "Lay off the Sauce" by Kill Conan
Who can tarnish the accolades of their early work faster, Chuck or George? The winning entry gets a free tour of either: The trade Federation Charter and Imperial Sneate Minutes, or... a ride through Palahniuk's intestines as redered by sonogram and converted to virtual reality!
Enter now!
Purchase [I]very[/I] necesary.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=Earthbound]Because, now matter how much I love Star Wars, they're shitty actors.[/QUOTE]
luke couldn't get another job offer that wasn't playing himself. i mean, playing luke. remember when he did that sci fi crap, the giver? that was him, right? that scared me as a kid. and he did the voice for joker, as someone pointed out already. his face got mangled, after star wars, so he kind of lost some of his boyish good looks n shit.
[QUOTE=alex cassun]luke couldn't get another job offer that wasn't playing himself. i mean, playing luke. remember when he did that sci fi crap, the giver? that was him, right? that scared me as a kid. and he did the voice for joker, as someone pointed out already. his face got mangled, after star wars, so he kind of lost some of his boyish good looks n shit.[/QUOTE]
If you played PC games in the mid-90s, you may recall Hamill did the voice of Detective Mosley in Gabriel Knight.
i didn't so i don't so there.
Damn. Owned.
it's alright, you're a good kid, so i didn't pwn you too hard.
I forgot to include one of those "touche" smiles: 
Boo-yah.
What does Nabrun Leids, the gas masked alien from the Cantina, breathe?
[QUOTE=Jeebus]What does Nabrun Leids, the gas masked alien from the Cantina, breathe?[/QUOTE]
Methane
[QUOTE=wenknee]Methane[/QUOTE]
You're a woman!!
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]You're a woman!![/QUOTE]
Yes, yes I am. 
Why did the Barman in the Mos Eisley Cantina hate droids?
Because they don't tip.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]Why did the Barman in the Mos Eisley Cantina hate droids?[/QUOTE]
A droid got him fired once.
What was the name of Princess Leia's Correllian Corvette which was attacked at the beginning of Star Wars: A New Hope?
[QUOTE=Jeebus]What was the name of Princess Leia's Correllian Corvette which was attacked at the beginning of Star Wars: A New Hope?[/QUOTE]
The Tantive IV
On ebay I am bidding on a set of the original VHS movies with THX sound but no extra scenes. And the old fantastic Ewoks song that he later changed at the end of Jedi.
I read that somebody had suggested the way to do Anakin's turn was this:
If he's a child in slavery, then make the slavery very real and constrictive. The child we see might've been property, but he was no slave.
Then, he's scooped up by the Jedi and thinks he's signed on for a great life and now gets to be really free, etc. But, as the training goes along, he finds it's also really, really constrictive -- don't do this, don't do that, don't submit to anger, don't fall in love, be self-controlled, etc. And he reads this as just another kind of slavery, and he's starting to boil.
By then, what Palpatine offers him is a false sense of release -- that he can fully be his own man without restriction; in fact, with a power greater than the Jedi would ever allow him to have.
And that's his temptation and the delusion: that the dark side frees raher than enslaves. And he bites the apple, and it tastes good to have that kind of power, etc.
^ Good thing you wrote spoiler before you allowed people to read that.

just saw it. i was impressed--i only laughed out loud three times: padme's dialogue with anakin; anakin's dialogue with padme; anakin-cum-frankenstein's monster screaming "noooooooooo!!!!!!". other than those three scenes, the rest was either: 1--expected; 2: bearable; C: excellent.
ive made up my mind
i like star wars more then star trek !
[QUOTE=karbunkle]ive made up my mind
i like star wars more then star trek ![/QUOTE]
YAAAAAY
Today is round two of my star wars expiriance. I have to atleast see it 3 times... it's tradition.
Are you gonna paint your face now like Queen Amadala? I might go see this tonight.

yeah, old ben kanobi was fawesome, and i was actually disappointed a bit in senator palpadine, because everyone's been talking up his performance. another issue i had with the movie had to do with the editing--really quick cuts for brief bad character reactions.
ill probably go see it tuesday or something, assuming I get most of my school work done. I am practicing the art of procrastination on everything I have due. Im kinda playing chicken with the deadlines. I wander who will win?
Fuck Bush!
And his hypocrisy
And all the drones
Who gave him his presidency!
- "Lay off the Sauce" by Kill Conan
was the leader of the clone army in Revenge of the Sith the guy who eventually becomes the bounty hunter in empire strikes back. the uniform looks similar.
the bounty hunter? you mean boba fett? because it was his dad, jango fett, that the clones were cloned from.
well, the leader of the army takes his helmet off and resembles jango. maybe the same actor. so maybe its bobba, grown up looking for revenge on jedi's? then between III and IV he leaves the army and becomes the bounty hunter.......don't the clone uniforms look like bobba's beat up armor from the later original movies?
no, the leader of the army was a clone.
oh. wishful thinking on my part. i really wanted to see boba fett at some point.
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I was wondering, did James Earl Jones voice Vadar in the end of the movie like he did in the first 3 (4-6)?



[QUOTE=Earthbound]I find it impossible to leave the boxes unopened. The smell of the plastic is far too good to be sealed away for eternity.[/QUOTE]
Yeah - I didn't expect that they would actually do it -- they're not touching my Yoda though.