************Spoilers!!!*************
Citizen Kane- Rosebud is the sled.
Soylent Green- Soylent Green is people.
Rocky- Rocky loses but goes the distance.
Rocky II- Rocky wins.
Rocky III- Rocky loses to Mr T but later wins it back.
Rocky IV- Rocky avenges his dead friend and beats the Russian.
Rocky V- Rocky's student betrays him but Rocky beats him in a street fight.
Rocky Balboa- Rocky sees if he still has what it takes to fight. This movie is not so much a sequel as it is an homage TO THE ORIGINAL. You guess who wins.
Star Wars- Vader is Luke's father. Leia is Luke's sister. Samuel L Jackson is the first black Jedi.
Fight Club- Jack is Tyler Durden!!
The Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis is a ghost.
Jacob's Ladder: Jacob died in Vietnam. The entire movie is a him in purgatory.
The Others: Everybody is a ghost.
Saw: Jigsaw is the dead guy in the bathroom.
Saw II: Amanda is working with Jigsaw.
Saw III: Kerry dies. Jigsaw and Amanda die.
Saw IV: Hoffman is working with Jigsaw. Entire film takes place during the same time III does. Mathews is shown to still be alive but dies along with Rigg.
Saw: V: Hoffman kills Strahm.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Super Mario (game)- The Princess is in the 8th castle but as soon as you get there, she want you to beat the whole game again with all of the goombas replaced with those enemies with shells (not the turtles) (reminds me)
Ninja Turtles 1 - Shredder killed Splinter's master. Splinter uses Michelangelo's nunchaku that Shredder made him toss to get Shredder into the dumpster. Kacey Jones flattens the garbage in the dumpster.
Ninja Turtles 2 - Shredder is killed again by a boardwalk collapsing on him. This time he was Super Shredder too. Doesn't really make sense. Oh and Vanilla Ice embarasses himself.
Ninja Turtles 3 - Michelangelo has a conflict as whether or not to stay in the past or go back home with his brothers. He misses his chance to go back. But comes home a few seconds after them. ?????
Legend of Zelda (game) - Pretty much the same ending as Mario but Ganon's castle is in Death Mountain. All the dungeons are in different spots in the 2nd quest.
Final Fantasy - Garland, the knight who you faced as the first boss, is the final boss you fight in the past. In the past he turns into Chaos. He must kill you to continue the time loop so he won't die in the future.
Final Fantasy 2 - Your best friend Leon who has been missing from the beginning of the game usurps the evil emperors throne after you kill him. You go to face Leon but the emperor is Satan and come back for one final battle.
FF3- Xande takes the gift of mortality harshly and decides to use the Cloud of Darkness to erase all existence but the COD ends up controlling him.
FF4- Golbez is being controlled by Zemus (a guy who lives on the moon). Golbez kills Zemus but His hatred is so strong that Zeromus appears and you kill it. Oh and Golbez is your brother.
FF5- Exdeath is the splinter in Krile's hand. Exdeath becomes a giant tree!
FF6- You try to stop an evil clown from taking over the world. You fail. You try again. You win. Oh and Celes tries to commit suicide after the first failure of stopping the clown. Fails at dying and finds out her friends aren't all dead.
FF7- Aerith is killed by Sephiroth. Cloud is not who he thinks he is, he just created a new person from his dead friend's life and experiences.
Titanic - Picard kills William Shatner.
The Golden Girls season one- Blanche acts like a slut!
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
The Civil War - The North wins but Booth kills Lincoln.
This has been done but who cares.
Your life- The main character dies at the end.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Mulholland Drive: The first 3/4 of the movie is a dream because of jealous lesbians.
There is hope, but not for us.
Damnit.
Mulholland Drive: The movie is much better when you fast forward to the part with the lesbians.
Batman: The Long Halloween
Gilda Dent might be Holiday. Alberto Falcone might be Holiday. We may never know.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Dictionary:
The Zebra did it.
Fallout 3: Your dad dies and so do you (unless you have Broken Steel installed).
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
transformers: sam puts the cube into his chest!
zero wing: all our base are belong to them
Moon: Sam is one of many clones designed to only live 3 years. Gerty, the robot, does not play into the typical space robot stereotype and actually helps Sam 2 (I think) escape back to Earth at the end.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li -- this movie sucks.
All House episodes - House will figure out the illness after hearing a random word
WWII - Hiter's a pussy and took the easy way out; Goebbels and his wife poisoned their 6 children because they thought it wouln't be right to let the kids grow up in a world without Hitler
WWII (cont'd) - Roosevelt is crippled, you can tell because of his wheelchair
Lord of the Ring series - J.R.R Tolkein is a badass; and Froto throws the ring away
The movie 2012 - will end in dissapointment and you will ponder the contradiction of you enjoying a movie that attempts to predict your impending doom; crazy Biblical people will go fucking nuts
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
Lord of the Ring series - J.R.R Tolkein is a badass; and Froto throws the ring away
Froto sounds like a potato chip. A delicious potato chip.
Lord of the Ring series - J.R.R Tolkein is a badass; and Froto throws the ring away
Froto sounds like a potato chip. A delicious potato chip.
As yummy as a misspelled midget name! Give me a coke and I'd eat it (that's what she said?)
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
Lord of the Ring series - J.R.R Tolkein is a badass; and Froto throws the ring away
Froto sounds like a potato chip. A delicious potato chip.
As yummy as a misspelled midget name!
no need to thank me.
Lord of the Ring series - J.R.R Tolkein is a badass; and Froto throws the ring away
Froto sounds like a potato chip. A delicious potato chip.
As yummy as a misspelled midget name!
no need to thank me.
I think this is all made perfect by your avatar
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
and then comes back to life?
The movie 2012 - will end in dissapointment and you will ponder the contradiction of you enjoying a movie that attempts to predict your impending doom; crazy Biblical people will go fucking nuts
No one is going to enjoy that movie.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
The movie 2012 - will end in dissapointment and you will ponder the contradiction of you enjoying a movie that attempts to predict your impending doom; crazy Biblical people will go fucking nuts
No one is going to enjoy that movie.
I will.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
That's in the sequel.
That's in the sequel.
Actually the twist ending is that he was never really dead to begin with.
Crank - Chev Chellios dies.
Crank 2: High Voltage - Chev Chelios survives a heart re-transplant.
Commando - Matrix fucks shit up. Bad guy lets off some steam. Goes home.
RAMBO - Rambo fucks shit up. Guts bad guy. Goes home.
Paranormal Activity - Fat possessed chick kills boyfriend and disappears.
Pink Floyd The Wall - The mental wall comes down. Kids clean up.
Basic Instinct - I finish movie wondering what it's like to fuck on cocaine.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
JFK - He dies at the end.
Malcolm X - He dies at the end.
Notorious (The rapper one, not the Hitchcock one) - He dies at the end.
Every Lifetime movie - He dies/goes to jail at the end.
HBO's OZ Final Season - Theroughout the season, almost everyone is wiped out, Warden Glynn, Schillinger, Keller, Cyril O' Reilly. Then everyone evacuates due to anthrax. Lame.
The Shield Series Finale - Mackey pins it all on Ronnie. Gets immunity.
The Sopranos Series Finale - FUCKING NOTHING!
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Metal Gear: Big Boss betrays you.
Metal Gear 2: Grey Fox betrays you.
Metal Gear Solid: Master Miller has been dead the whole time and Liquid Snake has been disguised as him and betrays you. (Then after the end credits) The president of the USA is really your brother Solidus Snake.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Turns out they were training you to be the next Solid Snake. The "Colonel" betrays you.
Metal Gear Solid 3: The Boss never betrayed you at all. She defected to the Soviet Union to act as an undercover agent. She dies for her country. You salute her unmarked grave in a scene that made me teary eyed. You become Big Boss, the same Big Boss that betrays in the original Metal Gear.
The Shield Series Finale - Mackey pins it all on Ronnie. Gets immunity.
Also, Shane kills his family and then himself. Claudette eventually dies from lupus. Vic's family goes away to Witness Protection.
The Sopranos Series Finale - FUCKING NOTHING!
Except Phil getting whacked and Tony naming Paulie as his successor, ending the family once he's gone.
Neverending Story -- it does.
You're supposed to have the DVD play on auto-loop!
Matrix: Cyrus betrays everybody. Neo is The One and obliterates Agent Smith.
Matrix Reloaded: Agent Smith comes back. Stuff blows up.
Matrix Revolutions: Neo dies. Trinity dies. The humans and machines make peace and live happily ever after.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
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The Usual Suspects: Verbal is Kaizer Soze
Any M. Knight Shamaylan movie: I dunno, the trees are alien ghosts or some such bollocks.
see also: the secret window, the machinist
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