*Spoiler Alert*
He saves her from hell by choosing to stay with her there.
He is really a she.
Satine dies.
Einhorn's a man!
The "flash sideways" thing is actually purgatory or whatever and at the end everybody goes to Heaven.
The "flash-sideways" world was Heaven or some bullshit.
No, wait, they changed the ending, rendering the very title of the movie meaningless.
Anddddd now I know I never stopped being angry, I simply stopped remembering to be angry.
As it turns out, Tyler Durden is simply the narrators alter ego.
Multimedia spoiler alerts!
I was gonna spoil Battlestar Galactica but I just can't do it.
Anyway, she is actually beautiful and everyone else is a nasty pig monster.
The invaders are human and the old lady is a giant alien.
They are actually on Earth, not an asteroid.
They are actually on an alien planet, not Earth.
WE ARE THE MONSTERS ON MAPLE STREET.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Best one so far.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000031/spoilers
That Twilightly Show. About that ... zone.
Nicely done, ScubaSteve1729.
_EnDlEsS_mIkE_ is a penis.
This is why we can't have nice things.
After much trial and error, Ahab finally gets him some Dick.
After much trial and error, Justin finally gets him some Dick.
I'm just assuming this was filmed.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I didn't reciprocate, remember?
Yeah, I didn't really read close enough to catch all the details.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sorry Tuffy. I really am. I didn't mean to give your thread the shaft.
Well, it's totally screwed now. But that's okay; it had pretty-much blown its wad by the first couple posts.
This is why we can't have nice things.
He's really Jewish.