*Spoiler Alert*
In just a sentence or two, ruin a movie for me. If you have to tell what movie it is, you're doing it wrong. I'll start off.
EDIT: No Recent Films, Please*
*So that this thread may be enjoyed by all.
Rosebud is his sled.
Soylent Green is people.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
The dog dies.
Now you go.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Aaron really was Roy.
Jigsaw was in the room the entire time.
Dil is a man.
I like Crepes.
He finds Lady Liberty's ruins at the far edge of the forbidden zone.
He shoots his eye out.
Fiona is really an Ogre.
This thread is risky. It feels like a gamble every time I click it.
That being said:
Jenny dies of AIDS.
Voldemort dies.
Jesus comes back to life.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I was just coming in here to writ that jenny dies of AIDS.
SHE WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THAT!!
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
He becomes a real boy.
The ark kills all the Nazis.
The T-Rex saves everyone from the raptors.
Cypher is Judas.
Rango doesn't die.
He was on the hotel roof the entire time.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
edit) haha... nope, i can't do it for a new movie.
i fail this game.
*whew*
This is why we can't have nice things.
Maximus dies!!!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Rocky loses. Then he wins a bagillion times, except for two.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
This is why we can't have nice things.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Ra's al Ghul dies. The Joker doesn't.
THIS has particularly bothered me. Why did he decide to not save Ra's, but he decided to save The Joker? That seems inconsistent, irrational, and all around ridiculous. The Joker's a million times more dangerous.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
They kill the terminator.
Also, they kill the Alien, they kill the Alien, they kill the Alien etc. They kill the Predator, they kill the Predator, occassionally they make friends with the Predator and kill the Alien together.
Jason wins...or does he!?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
off topic/ I think I need a Predator tattoo.
The Titanic hits and iceberg and sinks. And Jack dies because he's stupid.
I did that one. But I guess I'll let it slide since it was in a different thread.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Seriously, though, there was plenty of room for him on that door. The jackass.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Plus there was a ton of other shit around him he could have climbed on.
Dumbass.
He coulda climbed on freakin' Rose! Body heat! It's smart and sexy solution.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The Village elders dress up and are the monsters.
This is the only time I will post in this thread. I won't even come back to see if anyone responds. I just came to say that this thread horrifies me. I haven't read any of the posts except for Sarah's here at the end, and thankfully it was one I already knew. Okay.
Fano's a big baby.
lol because everyone knows that.
lol because if he responds to that we will know he couldn't help himself
Will Smith realizes that, to the zombievampires, he is the monster, a thing of legend that they all fear.
No, wait, they changed the ending, rendering the very title of the movie meaningless.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oooh what a trick!
They messed up more than the end.
also, When I read I Am Legend it messed with my head because I kept imagining Will Smith, but then he would be described with all these white guy features. Also I didn't realise I was at the end when I was and I read two and a half of the short stories that were in the second half, thinking they were chapters and trying figure out how they tied in to the story.
Oooh what a trick!
I know, and he has played it on himself!
The dude in the mask is Wesley.
As you wish!
There is no basement in the Alamo.
The new flatmate is a psycho identity stealing bitch.
Ahhh! This thread scares me! Curiosity will be the death of me someday.
Buzz and Woody become best buddies.
They live happily ever after.
Her best friend dies from bee stings.
Oh man, that movie.
They find Nemo.
The slipper breaks.
But she has the other.
They blow the place up, but then, right at the end, every single phone in the world rings at the same time.
Andy Dufresne chipped away at his prison cell wall for years, crawled through a hole that was covered by a poster and swam through a river of shit to freedom.
Donnie Darko dies.
Neo is The One.
Not only is Darth Vadar his dad, Leia is his twin sister. Ew.
He was insane the whole time.
The screen blacks out before you know whether it stops spinning or not.
Allie Hamilton and Noah Calhoun end up together and die in each other's arms.
His doll dies so he can get with the real girl.
They destroy the ring.
Sam is a clone.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.