Smurfin' Smurfs!

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 03:45

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Okay so I think since Smurf has become such a crucial part of cultie culture that we should have a Smurf movie premiere party!

Let's get our Smurfin' Smurf on!

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 03:51

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

Smurf the smurfin' smurfs.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 03:58

labelleza

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Joined: 09/23/2007

Also, the smurfs are yet another thing that I only know of from word of mouth. I've seen pictures of smurfs but never on television. My 4th grade art teacher had posters of them covering every wall (my memory might be somewhat exaggerating her insanity) and I had to ask someone what these things were.

What I think I'm trying to say is that... I don't actually believe in smurfs.

But I'm attending this smurf party. You can't uninvite me, it's too late!

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 04:06

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

I used to watch the Smurfs aaall the time! Don't think I'll be a fan of the movie though, but alright.

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 07:06

tourist_information

yr humble narrator.

From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

smurf. Smile Big

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lofivinyl wrote:

Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 08:03

Tuffy

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From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

I'm pretty sure they just removed the CGI chipmunks from that other movie and inserted CGI little blue freaks instead.

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 12:54

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

I tell everyone that brings them up in conversation the truth. That they were created as a metaphor for communism.

Small
Man
Under
Red
Father
SMURFs

Think about how their village works. They are communists. I'm dead serious.

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Fri, 07/01/2011 - 13:34

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

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Sat, 07/02/2011 - 00:29

Alecia

From: Frolix-8

Joined: 01/30/2004

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mrzb_saturday-night-live-tv-funhouse-the_fun

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Sat, 07/02/2011 - 12:44

ketamineman

Joined: 05/17/2004

wow, what a bunch of shit

us poort kids that grew up in the 80s have to continually watch ass clowns (like michael bay) rape our childhood

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 12:48

#10

_kit

DILLIGAF

From: NYC

Joined: 05/10/2010

there are giant posters for this all over Manhattan. One question - why is there a smurf that looks to be wearing a kilt? I don't recall a Scottish smurf.

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 13:18

#11

tourist_information

yr humble narrator.

From: it's dark without a window. when i can't see the ceiling i worry about gravity.

Joined: 12/16/2008

according to wikipedia, he's one of a few newly smurfed smurfs, popped out just for this film.
voiced by alan cummings, though Smile

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lofivinyl wrote:

Girlsssssz....the FROSTING MOISTURIZES while the SPRINKLES EXFOLIATE!!!

Tuffy wrote:

I don't maneuver. I find a corner, set-up shop, and order the wow brought to me.

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 15:02

#12

subby socks

It ain't gonna suck itself

From: The Erogenous Zone

Joined: 10/09/2010

tourist_information wrote:

voiced by alan cummings

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Sat, 07/02/2011 - 18:49

#13

Hattie

From: London

Joined: 02/26/2009

ketamineman wrote:

wow, what a bunch of shit

us poort kids that grew up in the 80s have to continually watch ass clowns (like michael bay) rape our childhood

Well said.

In fact, I'm surprised they waited so long to make a film version. How deeply awful.

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 19:50

#14

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Alecia wrote:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mrzb_saturday-night-live-tv-funhouse-the_fun

awesome i used to love tv funhouse

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Sun, 07/03/2011 - 04:37

#15

Tuffy

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From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

There's also a new Thundercats series coming this Fall.

Dunno how "updated" it is though. Animation looked a bit less cheap from what I saw. Whether they plan on ruining it or not, I don't know.

*DISCLAIMER: I did not watch the original Thundercats.

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Sun, 07/03/2011 - 10:04

#16

_kit

DILLIGAF

From: NYC

Joined: 05/10/2010

I don't know about you guys, but I'm hanging out for the Snorks movie.

Mon, 07/04/2011 - 02:12

#17

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

Snorks will never be the same after Justin's cartoon porn thread.

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Mon, 07/04/2011 - 02:29

#18

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

_kit wrote:

I don't know about you guys, but I'm hanging out for the Snorks movie.

I only know of Snorks thanks to the Boomerang channel. I love how when a guy finds a Snorkette(?) cute his Snork pops straight up.

I recently saw part of the Thundercats series preview I'm not sure what to think about it. I know I hate the new Speed Racer series though.

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Mon, 07/04/2011 - 02:57

#19

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

_kit wrote:

I don't know about you guys, but I'm hanging out for the Snorks movie.

I totally forgot about them! They were great too!

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 01:39

#20

Tuffy

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From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

The new Speed Racer blows terrible things. Thundercats looks better than the original anyway.

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