Sk8ter Boi To be a movie
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AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ME SMASH!
That makes me want to shove rusty nails into my eyes.
It's amazing.
(How you can still read posts with your eyes and ears bleeding).
I'm going to shove a coat hanger into the back of my own neck.
I really wish I'd been aborted sometimes.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
Maybe Avril's plane will crash...
Even worse is I heard that they are redoing [i]Airplane[/i] in a hip-hop style with rappers and ebonics all around.
how would he say i have a drinking problem?
I's be's havein's a's drinkin's prollem's
On the table, next to the keyboard... is two rusty nails and a hammer. Somebody give me a reason not to do this...
Why can't they make something a bit more useful? I'm still waiting for the sequel to Krush Groove.
LOL. You know what would make it totally bad ass, though? Like on the grand scale of bad bad ass movies?
If Keanu Reeves plays the Sk8r Boi.
I'd go. Like, everyday. I'd so be there. I'd be like, "Go Keanu! Thou art the sk8r there, Shakespeare!"
It would be so cool.
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm still petitioning for another Breakin' sequel.
Two Breakin's is not enough! My god, when will people realize the genius that is Ozone, Turbo, Franco.. it's just mindboggling.
Hmm... This Sk8tr Boi idea frightens me. I makes me wonder if we might just use the new nuclear bunker busters on ourselves.
XChuck, I also think it would be way cool if YOU were in the movie. Like, if you were the Sk8tr Boi.
Everyone: how awesome would that be? I'd be there for sure.
Front row, buddy! Hell yeah. 
Hehe. I wouldn't voluntarily star, or even participate, in such a film.
I was thinking. Wouldn't be wonderful if they didn't make this into a teen movie, and instead handed the entire project over to David Cronenberg and he made it into a sadistic frightning tale of dread and regret?
No, XChuck. I mean, that's a fine idea. But you're wrong 
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It would be best if it WAS a teen movie. And Keanu Reeves played the super preppy girl. And Avril played the super punk chick. And you played the sk8ter boi.
And the soundtrack was done by those chanting monks.
And it was sponsored by Capt'n Crunch.
THAT would be a good movie.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]On the table, next to the keyboard... is two rusty nails and a hammer. Somebody give me a reason not to do this... [/B][/QUOTE]
NO! LOVE! LOVE LOVE!!! PLEASE DON'T DO IT!
There is hope, but not for us.
Jane, sweetie. I think he meant that he was going to build something with the nails and hammer.
Maybe a bookcase!
As long as he doesn't snag himself and get tetanus. I would never forgive myself if The Cheat got tetanus and I was not there to dash in front of the nail and take it for him, Secret-Service style, as I have had my shots.
There is hope, but not for us.
this just goes to show how brainless those hollywood exectives are... i mean it's either remakes, sequels or spin offs
yes they are remaking suspira...
and dawn of the dead (trying to get a friend to hook me up with it...its filming 10 mins away from my house)
abd texas chainsaw mascare!
what the....
somethings are better left untouched
ben and jennifer and redoing casablanca? what the...
the bennifers goTS TO STOP
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No Will. I wasn't going to build a bookcase. I was going to drive them into my eyes. The ensuing pain and tetanus would be better than sk8er boi being made into a movie.
But I just got a tetanus shot a while ago so I guess I'd be okay...
I can't fucking wait.
there is no god
wait- i knew that
[i]waste is a thief[/i]
I hope the movie ends with the stupid bitch killing herself and the retard rock star ODing on heroin!
YOU FUCKED THE WORST, NOW FIGHT THE BEST!
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Does anyone really believe that Avril's career will last long enough to see this make it into distribution? [/B][/QUOTE]
his work was based on actual music talent, than no. but unfortuantely her musical career is based on popularity
i like how they've used big phrases like "social constraints" in vain to make it sound like a groundbreaking movie that's totally gonna change the way teenagers think *cough*
Listen, Avril has had a rough life, okay? Doing things totally opposite of the mainstream has its negative effects, alright? So just leave her alone. She's got enough problems with everybody picking on her because she's so different.
/sarcasm
Thank God for that little '/sarcasm' thing. I was already composing a post full of yelling until I saw it. Bless your little heart.
There is hope, but not for us.
Coming out and say you are, in fact, being sarcastic... really takes away from the whole experience. =\
Yeah, but it's so easy to miscostrue things over the internet...the little backslash-sarcastic thing really clears it up for overly dense people like me.
Also, I still cant't BELIEVE THEY'RE MAKING THIS INTO A MOVIE AAAHHHHHHGG!
There is hope, but not for us.
I can.
I can't and at the same time, I realize that it's because if I readily admit that I should have seen this coming, it'll just destroy any faith I had in ever becomeing more than a jaded, bitter sociopath.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
As long as Avril isn't actually IN THE MOVIE, I think I can live with this.
I'm pretty sure Avril would definitely be in that movie, since her father is Mr. Big movie guy.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
Oliver Stone's Sk8tr Boi
Slice Up and Not Accross
That's frightening.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]That's frightening. [/B][/QUOTE]
You must tell me what your avatar is from.
YOU FUCKED THE WORST, NOW FIGHT THE BEST!
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Dinna ken, laddie.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
The cheesiest kung fu movie of all time.
Which is what? Because Disx doesn't know and he made the thing for me. I have no clue.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
I'm happy this is being made. When I kill her, it will be justifiable.
this concept is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard.
but i guess its good for the bulimics, cause theyll have something to think about and instantaneously puke.
so it does benefit some people i suppose.
[COLOR=Red] with a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.[/COLOR]
Does anyone else think she's ugly?
Indeed. And quite. Rattish, if you will.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
Yep.
I've seen a picture of her sans maked-up... *shudder*
Without the make-up I'm convinced she wouldn't even have eyes.
Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism.
im sneeking into this movie to throw shit at the screen and ruin the audiences experience