Random Internet Awesomeness
I figured I'd try to get people to post the cool, random shit they've found on the internet. Doesn't really matter what it is aside from anything that will get your hard drive seized by the FBI.
This is a cool little music arrangement program. Kind of limited but still fun to screw around with:
www.inudge.net
This place is called The Silk Road. The only legitimate place on the net, that I know of, for buying/selling illicit drugs. You need a secure browser called Tor to get there, but the link is:
http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/
The smartest thing you can ever do is realize is how stupid you are
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/what-did-you-find-on-the-interne...
Sorry to break it to you.
Thats funny. I found that thread right before I checked here. Just going to quit making threads here altogether. Like trying to think of an original story, everythings already been done
The smartest thing you can ever do is realize is how stupid you are
Make threads, just make them well. The only reason this one didn't take off is because the old one is still being used and also, it's just a "post cool things here thread" and you didn't really have anything new to bring to it. Other than links. But we all have links.
Don't give up! I believe in you! You're smart! And pretty! And everyone is rooting for you! Especially me! Don't let me down, kid!
Is that from A League of Their Own?
You talkin' to me?
Is that from that one robert de niro movie?
Say what, chicken butt?
Yes, I was. Your pep talk sounded like something Tom Hanks might have said in that movie...
Yes, I was. Your pep talk sounded like something Tom Hanks might have said in that movie...
I thought that was the joke. She quoted Hanks, and then she quoted DeNiro. Maybe I'm wrong, though.
Thank you, Chris. Want to follow me around and do that for me in real life when people don't follow my line of thinking? It's a full time job and I pay in high-fives.
I'm down! Following you around doesn't sound so bad. 
And that is where the misconception lies... to spend all day explaining unfunny "jokes" would take a psychological toll on anyone. I wouldn't do that to you. Even though my life would obviously be made loads easier. I can't do that though. No. Can you imagine it though? But no. No.
I always end up having to explain my unfunny jokes ... it sucks. I tried to make it easier for Pete by making the Taxi Driver reference more obvious but yeah I failed.
My jokes are never unfunny, I just have complicated jokes that people don't understand. That's their problem, not mine.
Fano, Imma follow you around and when you say complicated things that normal people don't understand, I'll tell them, "You're too dumb to understand but that was fucking funny, yo." And when you say arrogant things that make people want to hit you, I'll say, "You can hate him but it won't make you less stupid."
You'd have to pay me in money though. A lot of it. High-fives are for losers and I have tuition to pay. When do I start?
Hahaha, that'd be great. Although, I don't usually say arrogant things. Although, it's very hard not to when you work with people I do. It's very frustrating at times. For example, my boss asking me what 'agile' means. There was another one that was waaaay easier than that, too, but I forget what it was. And my acquaintance from the deli, who is way more stuck up about things than I am, has bosses that spell the word see like 'cee'. So yeah.
You didn't fail! I liked the way you put it all in italics. It was subtle but at the same time, not at all subtle.
Hahaha, that'd be great. Although, I don't usually say arrogant things. Although, it's very hard not to when you work with people I do. It's very frustrating at times. For example, my boss asking me what 'agile' means. There was another one that was waaaay easier than that, too, but I forget what it was. And my acquaintance from the deli, who is way more stuck up about things than I am, has bosses that spell the word see like 'cee'. So yeah.
What do you do?
I work in a supermarket bakery, and you wouldn't believe how many people people there are dumb. Like, I had a woman that I work with ask me where roosters come from if roosters don't lay eggs. *facepalm* It's that sort of thing, except a lot. And my store manager wonders why I always say I'm not making a career out of the company when he asks me about it.
Well up until the 6th grade (EDIT: 4th grade, but still), I thought the last line of The Pledge of Allegiance was "with liberty and justice frog." I didn't even question it. That's like... borderline retarded.
But rooster eggs? The state of our nation, etc. etc.
We got this: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/what-did-you-find-on-the-interne...