Queer Eye for teh Straight Guy

My esteem for you just plummented violently.

oh fuck off.

the premise is the same, if i got 5 westies, and told them how to dress a gay guy. boring. its socialism.

it would be cool with black people i think

nah

No YOU fuck off.

I don't even know what a westie is. But I love this show. Better than motherfucking 'Trading Spaces.'

but, its retarted to give people a tv show and money cos they are gay.

instead, i propose give that money to me, so i can build a fence, a tall fence, around Bankstown and Lakemba- so, all of those animals can rape each other and kill themselves off- so we can build an airport there.

no

best
show
ever

seriously they can afford the show because the stores they visited are sponsors so no real bling bling was spent i dont htink. if you watch carefully, before they go to any store, you see it big, loud and clear where they are going

its just good exposure for the store. so its a win-win situation, financially

its a not so guilty pleasure of mine to watch it sat nights

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oh jesus.

you cannae expect me to have any respect for you guys now.

I watched it last week, and I kinda think it's a blatent sell out. Just shock tactics to get ratings
BUT
on the other hand, it does make my brother uncomfortable with his sexuality. On that premise alone I say it stays

dude. you know of this evil on a local basis, and whats its doing to us all. weve gotta kill them.

Pfft
like we need to justify killing someone
here's the plan
lure them to your penthouse. Messy it up, create some more modrn art carpet. Once they're in, we'll go pat bateman and pat bateman's nephew on their NY asses
let them tidy your place up first o' course, and get your chainsaw sharpened while they take us shopping for suits and rave goggles

heh... goggles

what do you mean by "shock"?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lokigod [/i]
[B]I watched it last week, and I kinda think it's a blatent sell out. Just shock tactics to get ratings
BUT
on the other hand, it does make my brother uncomfortable with his sexuality. On that premise alone I say it stays [/B][/QUOTE]

good, your brother sounds like a total cocksucker.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]what do you mean by "shock"? [/B][/QUOTE]

I take it you were referring to my comment?
getting 5 gay guys to reconstruct a straight guy's life doesn't seem a bit contraversial to you dear?
and we all know the media <3 contraversy

its just like any other makeover shows..just that they are gay

no biggie

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lokigod [/i]
[B]I take it you were referring to my comment?
getting 5 gay guys to reconstruct a straight guy's life doesn't seem a bit contraversial to you dear?
and we all know the media <3 contraversy [/B][/QUOTE]

no no, its just contrived.

see also: shit.

not every one sees it as sensibly as us rita
I heard them talking about it on the radio, and the host was asking stupid questions like "do they actually make them gay?" (it was mikey robbins) with the tone in his voice like he was trying to raise some shock out of it

but mikey robbins is a fat cunt.

that he is, sir sonck, that he is

I like Queer Eye. I don't have cable television, so when my sister started going on and on about the show, I was lost. Then, one weekend I was over at her place and caught a MARATHON of Queer Eye. I liked it, it was fun. I like Thom best, he's sooooooo funny. And Kyan, oh my god, he's sooooooo like cute and stuff. I am so into the Queer Eye, gay people are like totally cool now.

give me a show them, cos im Australian. and ill get 4 friends of mine, and we'll make over fat american women. hows that?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]give me a show them, cos im Australian. and ill get 4 friends of mine, and we'll make over fat american women. hows that? [/B][/QUOTE] This is an Ausralian question, and since I don't know any Australians, I'm gonna ask you, that is if you ever come back to this thread, maybe I'll just start a new thread.....

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]give me a show them, cos im Australian. and ill get 4 friends of mine, and we'll make over fat american women. hows that? [/B][/QUOTE]

Actually, if you had the spiked circa March hairdo, I would totally watch, just for the hair.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]its just like any other makeover shows..just that they are gay

no biggie [/B][/QUOTE] no it is a biggie. its the whole premise of the show. if it was chicks no one would care.

should be fat black ladies, that would kick ass.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]no it is a biggie. its the whole premise of the show. if it was chicks no one would care.

should be fat black ladies, that would kick ass. [/B][/QUOTE] Big black ladies making over over thin, middle-aged white women? How about big fat black women making over big fat mullet wearing bull-dykes. If the tv people wanna continue with the make-over shit then they're gonna have to get more specific.

5 spunky young lesbians can makeover my life any day, hell, I've already had two give it a turn

You used "spunky" in a sentence, I am loving you right now!!

this is digusting.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by succotash moon [/i]
[B]You used "spunky" in a sentence, I am loving you right now!! [/B][/QUOTE]

Congratulaions, you are the 5th visitor to my day to express your love for me.
So how many babies can I put you down for dear *taps receipt book with pen* twelthty? sort'd

i hope you realize im jokin axel

Give me three boys, two girls, one set of fraternal twins, and one fluent in German. Thanks babe!!

gimme a swiss girl, an australian girl and a milk churn. and im done.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by succotash moon [/i]
[B]Give me three boys, two girls, one set of fraternal twins, and one fluent in German. Thanks babe!! [/B][/QUOTE]
there'll be a 5 minute wait on the german, is that okay? That'll be 7 eggs fifty

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]gimme a swiss girl, an australian girl and a milk churn. and im done. [/B][/QUOTE]
I'm not sure what you're playing at mister, but my manager tells me I have to ask if you would you like any extra blonde with that swiss today.
well
would you?

Pick up the feotuses at the next window and enoy your parenting. Or just um, throw the contents at the elderly as you're driving.
thank you, pleaecomeagain

oops
i was stoned

i mean an Austrian girl

shit

not a problem sir
*picks australian girl up with teeth, swings it onto the counter kookaburra style*
(abortions, aussie style)
we'll have your austrian ready in a few minutes. Just park in one of the waiting bays, we'll be right out

i think you know how wasted i am-- dont post that shit dude. oh lord.

jebus. you're as bad as the janeyless haha

when the abortion jokes start coming it's a pretty good sign I should be sleeping
and when sophie ellis baxter is on rage, it's another.
goodnight y'all.
it's been swell

oh god, she is a total cunt.

and nothing without the 'jet

I really am going to bed soon

I fucking hate this show and I have never seen an episode nor is the channel it is on (Bravo) is in my cable package. I have seen the promos and this enough. I'm tired of fucking reality TV of any kind, and most TV in general I guess. Why won't it all just go away.

But in all fairness I am an open meterosexual.

metrosexual is to candyass as african american is to nigger

what do you call a metrosexual nigger? Or a candyassed african american...?

The fact that any of you think this show is a big enough deal to actually hate it, just shows how pussy you are. Get over it. It's a dumb makeover show. Almost all reality shows, makeover and otherwise, are contrived. Of course it's contrived and gimmicky, it's TV. Where the hell have you been all this time that you couldn't figure this out? The only reason this show is news at all, is becuase it points at homosexuality and if that gets you all hyper then grow up already.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lokigod [/i]
[B]what do you call a metrosexual nigger? Or a candyassed african american...? [/B][/QUOTE] dead

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Maddetchke Malorkus [/i]
[B]The fact that any of you think this show is a big enough deal to actually hate it, just shows how pussy you are. Get over it. It's a dumb makeover show. [/B][/QUOTE]

all makeover shows are essentially retarted.

my gripe with this, is that every stupid fucking cunt- ie. every female i talk to bar one, thinks its amazing, and fantasise about these gay lads making them over... and talk about it ad nauseum like its some revolution.

if you want to start a gang war over this... 'pussy' be my guest.

consider the gauntlet, thrown.

i side with the snack

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Maddetchke Malorkus [/i]
[B]....just shows how pussy you are.[/B][/QUOTE]

and if a challenge to the security of my sexuality comes up-- dont waste your time. ive had bi-sexual tendencies, so i could care less about the orientation about the 5 little puppets on this show- in terms of making me unsettled or not. and you know, theyre only on tv, because they act like total queens.

charming representatives, im sure.

ps. cheers kl0pper.

amen to that, sonck

i like the show. and i am being completely serious.

i have talked to men that i feel would normally be the most homophobic bastards ever...and they watch the show and like it too.

my point is, i think that it is doing something good for the gay community. you have shows like will and grace, where will is gay, but his sexuality is basically swept under the rug, and all jokes are made about him being gay, and to me, that does nothing but hurt the gay community.

queer eye has 5 completely different people, all who are gay, but also show that all gay guys are not like flaming gay carson (or whatever his name is, the blonde fashion one). to most of the people on this board, this is not a new radical idea, that gay people are just like regulars and have different personalities and act differently, but to most americans, this is a new concept.

this is why i think the show does a really good thing for the gay community. and one of my huge guilty pleasures is reality tv in all of its vices...can we still make teh sex, axel??? i promise i wont bring up queer eye.

and before all of you get all pissed off about my "regulars" comment above...it is a mr. show reference. "now blinds can be more like regulars..." so suck it.