My Next Million Dollar Idea to Bring the Porn Industry Closer to the Mainstream
So I was watching a Walking Dead marathon the other day and you know how zombies eat people and brains? Why do they do that? It's not like they need food to survive or that they're stomachs even work. Hell, you see some zombies that are just torsos, that don't even have stomachs, and they still try to eat people.
I guess the common explanation for this is because their brains just revert to the most basic functions. But you know what else is a reptillian brain function/instinct? Fucking!
Instead of having people die to become zombies they could just become sex zombies after having sex. You get a bunch of these porn stars to star in it because of how much nudity there'll need to be, but you don't really need a 5 minute close-up of penetration or any money shots. Take them out and fill in with some sort of plot and character build-up.
I guess it will sort of be like Cronenberg's They Came From Within except without as much 70's bush.
Then of course, if you really want to get sick and twisted with it, they could actually be dead when they're having sex, but that's probably a smaller audience to market towards.
That's kind of like the graphic novel Black Hole by Charles Burns.
The young people having sex would grow a deformity or become mutated. It's really weird.
Your idea is different slightly different though. It would make a great story.
Necrophilia.
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When we film it, they won't really be having sex with dead people.
I have a novella sort of written, but I don't have the time to deal with it right now and it's firmly placed on the backburner, that is sort of like this. It's a zombie noir, and the MC finds his girl being raped by a zombie. It's eating her too, of course.
> Mr. Parker, meet your cellmate, Khalid Sheikh Muhammed.
You racist!
Is it?
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That's not racist... more like profiling.
*Shrugs* I don't know. It felt appropriate to yell that.
I thought it was more indicatve of where Nate is going... Guantanamo.
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Will there be hot guy on guy action?
In both the show and Guantanamo I mean.
Sorry, but it's been done. I saw the soft core version of this on skinamax.
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Also, my theory on why zombies are so blood thirsty is:
Regeneration of dead organisms would be a virus I'm guessing, and in almost all zombie tales, when one is bitten they turn into zombies as well. In turn, they are only hungry to spread the zombie diesease.
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i think thats brilliant... i dont know who would fund it, but its brilliant.
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