Movies You Hate

- IQ
- anything nerd related- i.e. the gay robots from Star Wars, Bored of the Rings, Harrys a Pothead and the Sorceror is stoned... etc etc.
- IQ, yes i hate it.
- Judgement Night
- Buford's Beach Bunnies, with Jim 'brother of Tom' Hanks

+ im sure ill think of more as the days rolls on...

IQ, what movie is that? it rings a bell but cant remmeber anything about it

weirdly, it has 2/3 a good cast.

Walter Matthau, Tim Robbins... then that fucking skank Meg Ryan.
but its a total piece of shit.
grr arg.

oh i rememeber that! its a good during the day movie where you can stay home form school, do soem work and just sit around and watch it. iwouldnt buy it though

Death Promise

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HATE HATE HATE HATE dirty dancing. unfortunately, it's my sister's favorite movie. when she comes home from school it's all she watches.

also hated the movie clueless. everyone told me it was supposed to be funny. i didn't see anything funny about it.

utterly despised the ring, as well.

hated a clockwork orange too. i've already posted about that enough tho.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]HATE HATE HATE HATE dirty dancing. unfortunately, it's my sister's favorite movie. when she comes home from school it's all she watches.[/B][/QUOTE]

Oh my dear sweet god, I've only met one other girl that hated that movie. I bow before thee. I too despise that flick with a PASSION. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head that makes me want to throw up when I watch it.

jen grey makes me want to vomit blood.

i have a friend that has a rule, that if he asks a girl what her favorite movie is and she says "dirty dancing" then he knows he has to end it, regardless.

one of my most hated movies of all time has to be THE CUBE. and to my dismay, the sequel CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE gets released tomorrow. i hate the cube so much.

I HATE DIRTY DANCING TOO. I don't understand why it's so popular. I just had to say that-because, i'm a girl. Patrick whatsisface isn't even good looking, so I couldn't just ignore the boring storyline and oogle at him!

I like Clueless, A Clockwork Orange and The Ring(Japanese version, not the bollocks US version)

some more movies which should be burnt:-

The Mothman Prophecies. I'd never walked out the cinema before that movie. TRULY SHOCKING. Let's say, it's about as exciting as listening to my father and mother at dinner on sunday nights.

Hideous Kinky. I think that's what it was called. Usually, I like Kate Winslet movies. Take Heavenly Creatures for example, directed by Peter Jackson(LOTR trilogy), that was good, and even Titanic was better than Hideous Kinky.

Most Anime movies I find tedious, (though Devil Man was cool). I read comics(Daniel Clowes, Dark Horse Publications,Veronica,Kissing Chaos,London,Preacher etc) but never really got into Manga.

X-men. I nearly fell asleep in this, but saw the trailers for the second film last week, and want to see it.

Dress To kill- This movie was so fucking dull I would prefer to kill myself than sit through it again.

What Women Want- Shudders.

The Others- I HATE NICOLE KIDMAN. The amount of times she said 'Shh children!' in it were too many to tally in a chart. If the bitch had to pay me a penny every time she said that, I could feed the whole of Ethiopia!! She was good in To Die For, only because she played herself!

Okay, I'll stop now, before I pick up this keyboard and smash it over the neighbour's cat, which is outside my window.

I hate Good Will Hunting. Very overrated, like The Matrix. Not a fan of Kevin Smith movies either. The movie Gummo can eat my ass mud and die.

love
andy

fight club was a stupid ass movie

/sarcasm

i really liked the others. although i can understand your rage if you hate nicole kidman. i do not mind her so much. but alejandro amenabar is a great director. i have yet to see thesis, but abre los ojos was so good! until vanilla sky wrecked it.

The Ring was thouroughly average - not worth the hype. I'm wondering if I'd like the Japanese version, though.

Cube2 sucked pretty bad.

Just about anything based upon a Stephen King story sucks out loud. Even the supposed "good" ones.

Any Star Wars movie after Episode 5.

Anything with Adam Sandler in it. "Joe Dirt" is funnier.

There are more, but...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by small_fire [/i]
[B]...but abre los ojos was so good! until vanilla sky wrecked it. [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh, yeah... Tom Cruise sucks so hard, he keeps the universe from expanding. That movie... "Golly, it was all a dream." FUCK YOU!!!~!

Witchcraft (pick a number)

Goes without saying.

harry potter! ahh i hate the books too, you know why they suck? cause they were written for moeny and not pleasure. i fucking hate the whole "one of the greatest literature masterpieces of our time" fucking BULL-SHIT. fuck!!!!!!!!

I always hated Nicole Kidman until right before The Others came out when she was on talk shows and I got to see how she acts in "real life" Almost like a little girl. Anyway.

The movies I hate...?
- Anime definitley...it's just boring to me
- recent "horror" movies - scream, jeepers creepers, and joy ride. ::pukes::
- teen movies, especially Not Another Teen Movie, which wasn't funny at ALL, I just sat there through the whole thing w/ blank expression (I don't leave, I paid $8..I can at least sit and make fun of it)
- new little happy bridget jones-like movies.

My new most hated movie........The Real Cancun. god I want to kill myself for being in the same species as the people who put that out.

Vanilla Sky is the. worst. movie. I. have. ever. seen. I wanted to die. I think a little piece of me did die. I used to think tom cruise was attractive until I saw that movie, and now whenever I see a photo of him all I can think about is him with that stupid-ass prostetic face on.

Also I don't see why people always get so excited about Grease. That movie wasn't good. It just wasn't. It hooks you with its nostalgia but dumps you off at the curb like a prositute with its bad plot and shallow characters and freaking Olivia Newton-John.

I fucking hated Baby Geniuses. What a waste of money. It made me go through hell, hell I tell you.

Don't. Ever. See. Baby. Geniuses.

Oh yeah, and The Beach sucked, especially when compared to the stunning, amazing, I-love-it-very-much book.

Debby Does Dallas was a big let down, not once did i see any beautiful Texas landscapes

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]
Also I don't see why people always get so excited about Grease.

That movie wasn't good. It just wasn't. It hooks you with its nostalgia but dumps you off at the curb like a prositute with its bad plot and shallow characters and freaking Olivia Newton-John. [/B][/QUOTE]

prostitute... curb... oh.. thats cold.
but so so SO nicely put, and better yet- totally true.

I hated all the ring movies including the japanese original and I am a big asian horror fanboy but i just don't get this crap.

Resident Evil was crap

Vanilla Sky

Liquid Sky ...and a movie about lesbian aliens that come to earth looking for drugs, have sex, then explode seemed so promissing.

Star Wars movies

007 movies

Magnolia ---actually I probably would have liked this one but it didn't need to be three fucking hours long!

Screamers(83)/The Demon/The Being --these movies are just awful even for no budget 80's cheese-horror standards.

there are loads of other movies I feel very spiteful about but for some reason they all surpass me

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SpacedOut_Fetus [/i]
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Star Wars movies

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Omigod- how cool.
I thought i was the ONLY person who hated them.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SpacedOut_Fetus [/i]
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007 movies
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Obviously not a Connery fan are we? ( damn shame that )

You know, i've never seen a 007 movie, even though i'm an action junkie. But, I do have the 007 game for GameCube - pretty cool.

I didn't hate Star Wars, but I alos didn't like it. It was alright.

The worst movies of all time has to be Pearl Harbor, Striptease (although Gina is hot), Dungeons and Dragons (awful movie), The Mothman Prophecies, Tora! Tora! Tora! (the acting was shit, the story was ok), fuck...I can't think of much more.

I've never seen the Godfather I, II, or III.

Shoot me...shot me now.

*bang*

Oh my god, you don't like Star Wars? Argh!

That line about Grease was pretty funny. I feel embarassed being seen watching it, not that i've ever deliberately sat down to watch it. Nothing annoys me more than when in the school dining hall and all the girls on the next table start singing Grease...out of tune too.

I HATE most of the James Bond movies. ESPECIALLY the newer ones with Pierce whatever-his-name-is. Brosnan? But yeah, anyway. I always get persuaded into seeing them, and always leave the cinema totally unsatisfied. I.E The last one with Hallie B.
I thought that even XXX was better than that! The only cool bit was when him and the bad ass guy were fencing..and that only took up a second of the film.

More shite movies - Insomnia. It had a decent enough director, a good cast-Al Pacino and Robin Williams. But it was just so lousy and SO BORING. It was like one of those really cruddy early 90s made for tv late night dramas, which David Hasselhoff and one of the actors from Free Willy should have starred in! In other words, so shite-it wouldn't even be shown on Cable.

Michael- This movie was terrible. I only saw it once, when I was about ten, and it was so incredibly dull. I can hardly remember the story line, but I fell asleep.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- The books are shockingly overrated for a start (I can't believe Adults read it), but the second movie was just so terrible. I should have listened to that rule about never bothering with sequels (apart from the Godfather part II of course). The only good bits of the movie was 'rude boys' Malfoy and Proffesor Snape.

Steel Magnolias-Who honestly gave a fuck when Julia Roberts died?

Last but not least, THE HORSE WHISPERER. Remind me never to see that again. I should have known that when supposed heart warming films say 'based on a true story' they shouldn't be touched with a barge pole. I mean, what the fuck? The woman goes all the way to find that ugly bastard to help the horse, and there's no romance and she buggers off home again, not even boning the horse whisperer before she leaves. UTTER CRAP.

oh evil evil fucking horses.

i had to sit thru that, in order to see Starship Troopers for the first time.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]Hideous Kinky. I think that's what it was called. Usually, I like Kate Winslet movies. Take Heavenly Creatures for example, directed by Peter Jackson(LOTR trilogy), that was good, and even Titanic was better than Hideous Kinky[/B][/QUOTE]

was that the one where they were kids and one got ill then they turned into killer-lesbians?

Star Wars/Trek - don't really know the difference, but i hate them. i know that's really ignorant but i just don't dig sci-fi

Bend It Like Beckham - I just HATE the way asian people are portrayed in films so much. we're not ALL like that y'know. raaargh stereotypes :mad:

probably loads more, will add soon

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]Bend It Like Beckham - I just HATE the way asian people are portrayed in films so much. we're not ALL like that y'know. raaargh stereotypes :mad:

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i had a feeling you might have dissed that. im glad.

Yeah, that's Hideous Kinky. They kill the mother by throwing a brick at her head. OUCH.

I saw the bloke from bend it like beckham the other week, in Leicester sq eating pizza with his girlfriend. I thought the movie was good, but only because I'm into girl's football.
I understand what you mean, about portraying asians that way. It also pisses me off how many movies are set up in the north of england, with that really poor, hungry, shit life, let's be miners scenario. I.E. The Full Monty.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]...but only because I'm into girl's football.[/B][/QUOTE]

i think im in love...

shucks.

do you mean, rugby, oka god's attempt to legitimize bloodsports?

I mean 'soccer'

you know what i hate. in all pakistani type movies they always give the people (specially the girls) the stupiddest accent! the family could have palestinian background but have lived in america or canada for 5 generations and still have the worst accent! they also make only like 5% of the female cast remotley hot, ive been around tons of middle-asian women and i cant believe the amount of hottness almost all of them portrayed! and all this damn news coverage of 911 and wars make the women all seem ugly too! fuck if only you can see some of the middle-asian (or is it middle-eastern????someone correct me) hotters in my area

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]Nothing annoys me more than when in the school dining hall and all the girls on the next table start singing Grease...out of tune too. [/B][/QUOTE]

WHY DO ALL TEENAGE GIRLS FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS?! AGGG!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]i think im in love... [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh, so you're in love with her because she loves girl's "football," but you yell at me because I love rugby? Wesley! Come on!

yeah, im shallow, i know.

but Rugby remains to be 'not my thing'.

and i was jesting somewhat.

*heart* for you Jane.

Oh, that's ok then, as long as you quote-unquote *heart* me.

Oh, I also hate The Matrix. I HAVE MY REASONS.

which are...?

yeah tell us please.

for me, its one of those 'ok, the 1st time but gets progressively lame-r as time goes on' .... same for you?

GODDAMNIT I *LOVE* THAT MOVIE!!!

::cries::

Hey, I agree with you Jane. What was so great about the Matrix anyway? Keaunu(sp?) Reeves should have just sticked to his eighties movies-i.e. Bill and Ted and Parenthood!
I bought it on VHS because it was in the sale bin, and I'd only seen it once, so I thought I'd give it another try. God, the amount of times I got up to get a drink through it... never actually finished watching it.

Movies like Gattaca were much better!

I love the Matrix! why do you guys not like it?

It's just really over the top. I mean, I'll definately go see the sequel though.

Ooh. By the way, has anyone seen Rules Of Attraction yet?
I'm seeing it tonight, and in the words of Marilyn Manson, is it 'fucking dark' like he said it was after the premiere?

"Magnolia ---actually I probably would have liked this one but it didn't need to be three fucking hours long!"
-magnolia is amazing, even though it totally rips off altman's "short cuts" both films are incredible
snow white - have you seen the original insomnia? the original foreign film is awesome.

oh, guilt pleasures. now i get it. eyes wide shut. the agonizing plot, the delicious descent into fetish and group sex, utterly riveting yet decidedly a poor work by kubrick.

i liked the matrix! fucking kick ass action scenes, im not a fanatic about it though, and some of the clothes were fucking brutal, specially in reloaded, that facking dojo black thing neo wears, what the fuck is that it looks brrrrruuuuuuutal