How do you like your porn?
To summarize, most porn is an embarrassment to our species and that is sad because what we really need to finally realize world peace is some decent wank material.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I've had success.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
If by "lesbian porn" you mean "hazy-but-still-totally-hawt-memory", then sure.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm showing some remarkable restraint by not polluting this thread with posts about the various types of porn I masturbate to.
You're growing up.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sucks, don't it?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yes.
the cult is never going to let me live baklava down, is it?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Are you kidding?
I masturbate to that and I only have the vaguest notion of it!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm equally disturbed and flattered.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I do that to people.
This is why we can't have nice things.
For the sake of clarity and complete transparency -
I never actually have, but totally would.
No less creepy, I know, but if anyone else is going to be further repulsed by me at this point it ought to be for the facts and not my glib facetiousness.
This is why we can't have nice things.
no worries, man. I know I'm hot and stuff.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Oh, you are.
thanks. right back atchya.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yes I think I'd enjoy that.
what is a fitted cap exactly? I'm imagining a girl in a swimming cap, not sexy at all
Maybe like a flapper hat?
That sort of porn, the really old kind, is the only kind that is really cute and real anyway.
I want that first hat so bad
It is a great hat.
We should talk about great hats in this thread instead.
I'm not sure who that is or if I am supposed to know just now, but, I've suddenly decided I agree completely with him.
hey
oops. got a little sidetracked there.
I want a hat with a veil.
I'm not sure who that is or if I am supposed to know just now, but, I've suddenly decided I agree completely with him.
At'sa da pope! He's wearin' his Weekend Casual Popehat.
I GISed "porn hat".
Don't.
Flipper Goering says: "Don't be Schtupit! Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!"
This is why we can't have nice things.
I won't GIS it as long as Flipper Goering says not to.. if it was Flipper Goebbels or something, I might think twice
I, too, will be taking that advice.
99.376% of straight porn is also godawful and totally unsexy.
I have never seen sexy gay porn, so I cannot comment, but If I looked like Tom of Finland, I'd walk around in a motorcycle cop uniform everyday too.
This is why we can't have nice things.