How do you like your porn?

[QUOTE=Voodoo Dolphin]no, it's more like why watch other people doing it when i can imagine me doing it to someone really hot[/QUOTE]

I get off on watching people have sex, ESPECIALLY live and in person. The group thing has always fascinated me. I'm only talking two couples...MF and MF, each have sex, lights on, fucking right next to each. FF touching is definately encouraged. The few times this has happened to me, WOW, what an experience.

I liked it so much, when I heard about some kids having an orgy last year, I had to check it out. Talk about fucking lame. It was nothing more than a keg/weed party and some naked kids group groping. I went home and spent the evening looking at orgy pics on the net.

[QUOTE=vandamage]I get off on watching people have sex, ESPECIALLY live and in person. The group thing has always fascinated me. I'm only talking two couples...MF and MF, each have sex, lights on, fucking right next to each. FF touching is definately encouraged. The few times this has happened to me, WOW, what an experience.

I liked it so much, when I heard about some kids having an orgy last year, I had to check it out. Talk about fucking lame. It was nothing more than a keg/weed party and some naked kids group groping. I went home and spent the evening looking at orgy pics on the net.[/QUOTE]
lucky bastard. i've always wanted to do that, and then swap later if everyone was comfortable with it. around here the only ones interested are old enough to be my parents, eeeeeooooooooo, or they are just disgusting.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]sounds oozy.[/QUOTE]
hey, what's that exclamation point on yer posts that says, report bad posts?

[QUOTE=ivan]lucky bastard. i've always wanted to do that, and then swap later if everyone was comfortable with it. around here the only ones interested are old enough to be my parents, eeeeeooooooooo, or they are just disgusting.[/QUOTE]

anyone can do anything they want to, especially sexually. Just realize you are a sexual creature and go after it. Don't be scare, and don't run with a partner who's scared. Of course it helps to try the group thing with a little slut who you're not too attached too, especially if swapping occurs. Just depends on secure you are in the relationship.

Don't be knocking old people...I know a good looking sixty year old woman who can suck the cum from your balls without even touching your cock.

[QUOTE=vandamage]anyone can do anything they want to, especially sexually. Just realize you are a sexual creature and go after it. Don't be scare, and don't run with a partner who's scared. Of course it helps to try the group thing with a little slut who you're not too attached too, especially if swapping occurs. Just depends on secure you are in the relationship.

Don't be knocking old people...I know a good looking sixty year old woman who can suck the cum from your balls without even touching your cock.[/QUOTE]
well there are very very very few decent lookin older people. i know a lady who is 55 and looks 30. the only way you can tell is by lookin at her hands.

[QUOTE=ivan]you are a rare one sixteen times. most chix hate porn or find it boring for some reason. maybe that's why most chix have sex with their eyes closed.[/QUOTE]
I do have sex with my eyes closed. I mean, I open them, but for the most part they're closed. I find it easier to concentrate with my eyes closed. My boyfriend closes his eyes too. But then opens them too, he shouldn't, because he should just keep them closed and concentrate on not cumming so dern fast.
I dunno..is closing your eyes wrong? I always closed them when I masturbate(d?) and then it just carried on the the sex. And when I orgasm its a reflex to close them. Like sneezing.

[QUOTE=ivan]hey, what's that exclamation point on yer posts that says, report bad posts?[/QUOTE]
Where you report me if I'm bad, I guess.
Then I get spanked.
By a girl, who's getting fucked up the ass.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]I do have sex with my eyes closed. I mean, I open them, but for the most part they're closed. I find it easier to concentrate with my eyes closed. My boyfriend closes his eyes too. But then opens them too, he shouldn't, because he should just keep them closed and concentrate on not cumming so dern fast.
I dunno..is closing your eyes wrong? I always closed them when I masturbate(d?) and then it just carried on the the sex. And when I orgasm its a reflex to close them. Like sneezing.[/QUOTE]
i heard women close thier eyes because they get into how "it feels" than how it looks. guys are visual. that probably changes when both parties get fat old and saggy. but i do close my eyes when i jack off unless i have porn on.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Where you report me if I'm bad, I guess.
Then I get spanked.
By a girl, who's getting fucked up the ass.[/QUOTE]
i'm glad i didn't have anything in my mouth right now. it would have spewed out my nose.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]And when I orgasm its a reflex to close them. Like sneezing.[/QUOTE]
i heard if you orgasm with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop right out of your head

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i heard if you orgasm with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop right out of your head[/QUOTE]
Which is [I]exactly[/I] why I close them really really tight.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]Which is [I]exactly[/I] why I close them really really tight.[/QUOTE]
be careful
when i close em that tight, its usually when im taking a shit

i usually orgasm while i take a shit. both times, my eyes are wide open though, so you're full of crap.

The porn business is bangin' around my area now. Before it was those stores you'd not wanna get caught going into for five minutes while buying some whip-its, the kind that smells of something i dont know what, jerk off cremes and sanitizer.
Now its all with the 3 story Cabarets - Gentlemens Clubs, so to speak. They got 'em all ritzy with chandeliers and porn tvs all over the place, they made the tables of glass so guys cant jerk off under them without being seen. But what they do have, some of the places say, "having an affair? we have private booths" - bars all around are doing the same thing, private booths and "reserves only" clubs. Its like super duper, fuck em chuck em's. Places that have credit cards specifically for spending there and only there, cameras all over the place, registry. Jeez.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]be careful
when i close em that tight, its usually when im taking a shit[/QUOTE]
I read while I poo, so there is no closing of the eyes.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]I read while I poo, so there is no closing of the eyes.[/QUOTE]
Now that's effective time management.
I'd like to see that more in porn.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Now that's effective time management.
I'd like to see that more in porn.[/QUOTE]
More people should read while filming porn? don't the women look bored enough as is?

[QUOTE=alex cassun]More people should read while filming porn? don't the women look bored enough as is?[/QUOTE]
that's why they should be reading...hotly.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i heard if you orgasm with your eyes open, your eyeballs will pop right out of your head[/QUOTE]
i orgasm with eyes open all the time. nope, eyes still in. never shot across the rooom yet.
but i do growl loudly and almost scream when i do. maybe that takes off the pressure?

[QUOTE=alex cassun]More people should read while filming porn? don't the women look bored enough as is?[/QUOTE]
that's why i like amatuer porn. they don't look bored.
but anyway, isn't being a porn star a great way to live? paid to fuck.

[QUOTE=ivan]that's why i like amatuer porn. they don't look bored.
but anyway, isn't being a porn star a great way to live? paid to fuck.[/QUOTE]

Average porn star makes less than $1,000 per scene.

Average scene takes 12 hours to film.

For male porn stars, size really doesn't matter. Stamina is the most important thing. The ability to orgasm when the director tells you to, and not when you want to, will get you the job.

The ability to have sex around five to fifteen people more worried about the lighting, your hair, makeup, sound, how the set looks is very important.

The ability to have sex with people you can't fucking stand will keep you in work.

You will never have a decent relationship again, even after retire. Your family will probably never accept you.

And most directors won't take you if have bad knees...read that somewhere, can't remember where.

I like my porn with good looking people and no dialogue just sex sex sex!

[QUOTE=ALP]I like my porn with good looking people and no dialogue just sex sex sex![/QUOTE]

GONZO!

Evil Angel...the best looking folks in porn.

Private Video...the best looking Euro folks in porn. Most attempt at some form of story, but since there's so much sex...who cares.

[QUOTE=vandamage]Average porn star makes less than $1,000 per scene.

Average scene takes 12 hours to film.

For male porn stars, size really doesn't matter. Stamina is the most important thing. The ability to orgasm when the director tells you to, and not when you want to, will get you the job.

The ability to have sex around five to fifteen people more worried about the lighting, your hair, makeup, sound, how the set looks is very important.

The ability to have sex with people you can't fucking stand will keep you in work.

You will never have a decent relationship again, even after retire. Your family will probably never accept you.

And most directors won't take you if have bad knees...read that somewhere, can't remember where.[/QUOTE]
everything you said is probably true. to cum on cue is most likely impossible. at least women can fake it.

[QUOTE=ivan]everything you said is probably true. to cum on cue is most likely impossible. at least women can fake it.[/QUOTE]

And from what I've read, most do fake it. Some really enjoy themselves, but for the most part, it's acting.

I thought at one time I'd like to get into porn. The stamina part worried me. When I'm ready to cum, there's not much I can really do to stop it. Don't get me wrong, I like to have long sexual sessions with my girl...many many hours. And I'm pretty good shape, so my refractory period is quite short...15 minutes tops. Directors and producers realize this, but also know that the "money shot is king", and even though the refractory period for some may be just a few minutes, it still takes about 24 hours to get enough fluid for the money shot.

That's why the males only get paid for one money shot/day. There are few that are consistent with fluid amount, and can get paid for more, but that's pretty fucking rare.

I have extremely bad knees, due to genetics and numerous injuries. Everything having to do with cardiovascular exercise has to be low impact. So doggy-style is impossible on a hard wood floor for me, unless I wear knee-pads, and there's only so many scenes you can do as a skater.

Porn stud Peter North wrote a book called "Penetrating Insights" about his life in the industry, and how anyone, with enough practice, can get a money shot like his, which are pretty much legendary. That seems like an interesting book to read.

And what's up with some of these porn scenes set in a living room with no furniture? I need furniture to make it feel somewhat real. It's kind of depressing, really. Doing some chick in her butt is cool and all, but after you get off, you gotta sit on the floor and stare at an empty room.

[QUOTE=peppermd]And what's up with some of these porn scenes set in a living room with no furniture? I need furniture to make it feel somewhat real. It's kind of depressing, really. Doing some chick in her butt is cool and all, but after you get off, you gotta sit on the floor and stare at an empty room.[/QUOTE]
that would suck.
how about the inane one where some guy is the pizza delivery boy and the chick fucks him. huh? ordering pizza is a reason for an orgy?
and the sex scenes are stupid. i hate the one where some guys sack is shown constantly smacking someone on the ass. please..............
i like euro porn myself.

[QUOTE=vandamage]And from what I've read, most do fake it. Some really enjoy themselves, but for the most part, it's acting.

I thought at one time I'd like to get into porn. The stamina part worried me. When I'm ready to cum, there's not much I can really do to stop it. Don't get me wrong, I like to have long sexual sessions with my girl...many many hours. And I'm pretty good shape, so my refractory period is quite short...15 minutes tops. Directors and producers realize this, but also know that the "money shot is king", and even though the refractory period for some may be just a few minutes, it still takes about 24 hours to get enough fluid for the money shot.

That's why the males only get paid for one money shot/day. There are few that are consistent with fluid amount, and can get paid for more, but that's pretty fucking rare.

I have extremely bad knees, due to genetics and numerous injuries. Everything having to do with cardiovascular exercise has to be low impact. So doggy-style is impossible on a hard wood floor for me, unless I wear knee-pads, and there's only so many scenes you can do as a skater.

Porn stud Peter North wrote a book called "Penetrating Insights" about his life in the industry, and how anyone, with enough practice, can get a money shot like his, which are pretty much legendary. That seems like an interesting book to read.[/QUOTE]
acting? you're kidding..............acting? that's acting? ooooooooo..........aaaaaaaaa..........ummmmmmmmmm..........yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, oooooooooooooooo.............aaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

[QUOTE=ivan]you are a rare one sixteen times. most chix hate porn or find it boring for some reason. maybe that's why most chix have sex with their eyes closed.[/QUOTE]

I'm just gonna say one thing and leave it at that. Who are you, that you speak for most women? You can't even type right...

Does anyone here watch Family Business on Showtime? I don't have cable, but a friend of mine does and I've been able to see a few episodes at his place. That show is great for people who love porn and especially for those who are blindly judgemental about it. Very educational. Basically, cameras follow a well-known porn director (Seymore Butts) and document his daily life in and out of the business. Check it out if you can.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Does anyone here watch Family Business on Showtime? I don't have cable, but a friend of mine does and I've been able to see a few episodes at his place. That show is great for people who love porn and especially for those who are blindly judgemental about it. Very educational. Basically, cameras follow a well-known porn director (Seymore Butts) and document his daily life in and out of the business. Check it out if you can.[/QUOTE]

Seymore Butts is a talentless hack. He only became famous because some years back he hooked up with porn starlet Shane, which led to the Shane's World series, directed by Seymore Butts, which basically follows around an out-of-control nymphomaniac as she travels and fucks strangers. I have some Seymore Butts films. Mostly they aren't that good. I don't think I've ever even seen him get in the action like most "gonzo" directors of his ilk do. He must just jack-off a lot. Still, because he has a dumb name, a porn cliche, if you will, and because he is one of the porn rights lobbyists that gets in the face of government regulation and thinks he's some kind of latter-day Larry Flynt patriot fighting for his civil rights and porn or death mentality, which for the most part is false bravado and makes no sense, I dunno, I don't even have cable. I'm sure family business is a fine Showtime production. Some kind of rip-off of the extremely successful HBO reality-in-sex docurama thingies, which is wierd, I actually rented a showtime original movie from Hollywood Video last night, have yet to watch it, I think it's called GIRLS IN PRISON, some kind of lesbo softcore porn with shower-room violence, I'm looking forward to it...

[QUOTE=ivan]acting? you're kidding..............acting? that's acting? ooooooooo..........aaaaaaaaa..........ummmmmmmmmm..........yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, oooooooooooooooo.............aaaaaaaaaaaaa.........[/QUOTE]

you obviously don't watch porn, at least not new porn... new porn takes talent, I mean, most have dialogue, even in the sex, and when they can pull it off, I mean, some chicks, it's like Brando or De Niro the way they say things and look really into it. Others come off as fake. Fuck-me faces CAN be hot, it just depends on who's doing the face...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]you obviously don't watch porn, at least not new porn... new porn takes talent, I mean, most have dialogue, even in the sex, and when they can pull it off, I mean, some chicks, it's like Brando or De Niro the way they say things and look really into it. Others come off as fake. Fuck-me faces CAN be hot, it just depends on who's doing the face...[/QUOTE]
i agree on this, those AVN awards aren't nearly as ridiculous a concept as they were originally

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i agree on this, those AVN awards aren't nearly as ridiculous a concept as they were originally[/QUOTE]

my problem with the "fake-fuck-me-face" myth/argument, is that uninformed pron-bashers who have never seen a porn except maybe some dumb seventies porn, or worse, some kind of television show sitcom conceptualization of how porn in the 70's was, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS say that porn is "SO FAKE!" when it's obvious they know nothing and have never even seen real porn, let alone good porn, or porn that isn't really old and shitty. When I go to the porn shop and buy porn, I would say that there are just as many "real" movies, with "real" actors and "real" stories, as any given video store. Have you been to a Hollywood video or Blockbuster video or any places like that lately? I've never seen so much shit. Walk down the new releases section and you have the top ten "big" mainstream movies, you have about 100 kids movies that no one has ever heard of, and the rest is independent films that generally no one has heard of and just look really cheap in their packaging, with maybe one or two actually good indies, and christian left behind dumbass flicks and flicks starring people no one knows like christian boeving or a slew of steven seagal wanna-be's in dumb stories about god knows what, movies from tv like PAX and the WB original programming and shit, it's a fucking mess. You know those horror movies, I mean, I have never seen so many zombie movies and undead movies and other stuff, but it all looks really awful, like it's not even on par with bad low budget filmmaking, it's more like the bare wench project or something, like those really dumb serial killer movies that went straight to video called Gacy and Dahmer and Bundy and shit. I'm just saying, porn has come a long way, and the more "regular" films let everyone and their mother's make movies since everyone's a fucking director these days, the more shit turns up, shit no better than the shittiest of porn, and by far, a lot of porn outclasses that shit by leaps and bounds, not that you would know any of this since you said you only look at free internet porn, but still, yeah...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]my problem with the "fake-fuck-me-face" myth/argument, is that uninformed pron-bashers who have never seen a porn except maybe some dumb seventies porn, or worse, some kind of television show sitcom conceptualization of how porn in the 70's was, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS say that porn is "SO FAKE!" when it's obvious they know nothing and have never even seen real porn, let alone good porn, or porn that isn't really old and shitty. When I go to the porn shop and buy porn, I would say that there are just as many "real" movies, with "real" actors and "real" stories, as any given video store. Have you been to a Hollywood video or Blockbuster video or any places like that lately? I've never seen so much shit. Walk down the new releases section and you have the top ten "big" mainstream movies, you have about 100 kids movies that no one has ever heard of, and the rest is independent films that generally no one has heard of and just look really cheap in their packaging, with maybe one or two actually good indies, and christian left behind dumbass flicks and flicks starring people no one knows like christian boeving or a slew of steven seagal wanna-be's in dumb stories about god knows what, movies from tv like PAX and the WB original programming and shit, it's a fucking mess. You know those horror movies, I mean, I have never seen so many zombie movies and undead movies and other stuff, but it all looks really awful, like it's not even on par with bad low budget filmmaking, it's more like the bare wench project or something, like those really dumb serial killer movies that went straight to video called Gacy and Dahmer and Bundy and shit. I'm just saying, porn has come a long way, and the more "regular" films let everyone and their mother's make movies since everyone's a fucking director these days, the more shit turns up, shit no better than the shittiest of porn, and by far, a lot of porn outclasses that shit by leaps and bounds, not that you would know any of this since you said you only look at free internet porn, but still, yeah...[/QUOTE]

basically, to sum up... in the old days of shitty cheesy porn, people who made porn, at least mass-consumed porn, were forced to have dumb plots and acting and shit. Nowadays with all the gonzo porn and the amatuer porn and on and on, you go to a porn shop these days and you can't find anything like that shit unlesss you go to the tiny "couples" type movies for people who don't really like porn and don't even know what porn is, a bunch of fucking porn wanna-be's if you ask me, and maybe you could find some old shit in the classics swedish erotic seka section along with the original boogie knight johnny wadd donkey dong holmes or Jeff Stryker of Dick Rambone or whatnot. These days, porn is all about reality. Porn "studs" don't need to act. They don't need to prance around in poofy shirts and put on really bad accents. They just go up to hot chicks and say "wanna be in a porn?" and the fucking bitches drop their skivvies and put their knees to the sky. I talk about the Oral Consumption series a lot, but it's the wave of the future. Ultra-real. It's the director asking them about early sex, their parents, their hopes, their dreams... delving deep into their personal philosophies and religious affectations... all the while the chick is rimming some guy's bunghole. HEY BABY! SINCE YOU ARE EATING ASS RIGHT NOW, DO YOU WANNA SAY HI TO MOM OR DAD OR ANYTHING? SPEAKING OF NUGGETS, DO YOU EVER READ PLATO? NO, KEEP DOING THAT, REALLY ROOT DEEP, IF POSSIBLE STICK YOUR WHOLE HEAD IN THERE, THAT'S IT, LIKE A GOOD WHORE, BECAUSE WE PAY YOU TO BE A FUCKING WHORE, DON'T WE, YEAH, YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR WORK DON'T YOU, AND YOU DO IT ALL FOR CASH, THAT'S GREAT, THE AMERICAN DREAM, NOW ON DVD WITH A CUMSHOT REEL AND BEHIND-THYE-SCENES FOOTAGE OF YOU SUCKING MY COCK NEXT TO A POOL AFTER THE SHOOT IS OVER JUST BECAUSE I AM THE DIRECTOR! WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? NO SPEAKA DE ENGLISH? FUCK IT. NO ONE CARES IF YOU CAN TALK OR NOT, JUST KEEP SUCKING...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]you obviously don't watch porn, at least not new porn... new porn takes talent, I mean, most have dialogue, even in the sex, and when they can pull it off, I mean, some chicks, it's like Brando or De Niro the way they say things and look really into it. Others come off as fake. Fuck-me faces CAN be hot, it just depends on who's doing the face...[/QUOTE]
i lost interest in most porn a long time ago. i know there is a bigger selection now with the internet and all but now i don't have time to watch it except on a very rare occasion.
any suggestions on a really good one?

I like Net Video Girls. And any thing with hot young looking slutty ethnic chicks.

My birthday is coming up. Who wants to chip in for a Suicide Girls account for ol' FJ

[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus]My birthday is coming up. Who wants to chip in for a Suicide Girls account for ol' FJ[/QUOTE]
Errg...I totally love and hate suicide girls. Love because its hot punk rock girls. Hate because they're hotter than me.
I wanted to do it and totally [I]can[/I] in like..two weeks, but I have no photographer, no set, no ideas for a scene, and my boyfriend totally got all quietly upset when I told him I wanted to do it.

In any case, [URL=http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/]this[/URL] is totally sexy.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]Errg...I totally love and hate suicide girls. Love because its hot punk rock girls. Hate because they're hotter than me.
I wanted to do it and totally [I]can[/I] in like..two weeks, but I have no photographer, no set, no ideas for a scene, and my boyfriend totally got all quietly upset when I told him I wanted to do it.[/QUOTE]

i seriously doubt they are hotter than you. you are just fuckin FINE sixteentimes.......i love those lips...........
um, you starting a porn site?

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]In any case, [URL=http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/]this[/URL] is totally sexy.[/QUOTE]
I cant thank you enough for that link
I heart how it says "female nudity"
NSFW---> [url]http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/ypics/femaleautobots.gif[/url]
<3 transformer porn <3

okay. dont like this site so much anymore
[url]http://razormoon.fateback.com/consort/ypics/dolltest.html[/url]
naked male leather fetishists do not live inside transformers :mad:

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I'm just gonna say one thing and leave it at that. Who are you, that you speak for most women? You can't even type right...[/QUOTE]
a bit anal aren't we? i speak from what i experience. i guess the women i've known are just prudes. or don't have the imagination to enjoy porn.

I prefer porn on two counts;
1: non-mainstream. I'm 100% loyal to the alternative community. Fuck the mainstream, fuck hollywood, and those rich assholes can fuck off and go to hell.

2:I also but primarily enjoy some good, delicious lesbian porn, mostly featuring brunettes, Goth and Emo girls. I like the scenes with the girls wearing their strap-ons.

I miss Brock.

Of all the things I miss, Brock is in the middle of that list.

I'd like to see a hot girl doing sexual things in a fitted cap.

Yes I think I'd enjoy that.

lesbian

99 44/100ths of lesbian porn is godawful and unsexy as hell.

Sayin'.