How do you like your porn?
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I don't much like to masturbate without porn, you know, unless someone is watching me...[/QUOTE]
are you asking me to watch you while you masterbate ?
[QUOTE=karbunkle]are you asking me to watch you while you masterbate ?[/QUOTE]
No, but you can if you want, I don't mind...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
alright but im going to need a couple minutes to recuperate and build up the energy or im not going to be able to masterbate myself while watching you masterbate
[QUOTE=karbunkle]alright but im going to need a couple minutes to recuperate and build up the energy or im not going to be able to masterbate myself while watching you masterbate[/QUOTE]
That's what I'm saying! This is why you have no energy! You wack it too much! Not to mention too fast AND the wrong way! You get what you pay for with free porn! No wonder you get so lackluster and moody!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
i was afraid it was menopause or something
i feel a lot better and more energized knowing that it isn't
I like the kind of porn with teachers, cops, Navy guys, spankings, school girls, cheerleaders, skirts, old west themes, and Jamaicans.
I hate when they wear tennis shoes with socks in pornos and dont take them off.
I like when the girls wear fishnets and don't take them off.
I also totally hate Japanese porn. Asian porn in general, actually.
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[B]You God damn better believe.[/B]
I like fisting, squirting, impossible insertions, innocent girls taking it up the ass, things of that nature.
I like anything except fisting and animals, but dammit if I can't find a decent porn movie! we have a good porn store down the street from where I work, it's huge, like walmart. But it's so hard to pick a movie when there are seriously thousands to choose from. I'm looking for a GOOD s&m movie. any suggestions?
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.- Bertrand de Jovenal
skank left, slut right. end of debate imo.
[IMG]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00134/Courtney_Love__Pari_134501a.jpg[/IMG]
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]They do have porn made for girls. What happens is, when you become all washed-up in the porn biz, like burnt-out and too old, you get political and feminist and bitch about how women are mistreated in the porn industry, then you start your own female-based porn company run by women making porn for other women which doesn't objectify women in any way. I think Nina Hartley did that of Candy Kane or one of them old porn broads. Their porn's SUCK. Objectification of women is what makes porn, well, porney and stuff. It's a necessary evil, so to speak... I mean, hell, it's not like someone's forcing 'em to suck dick for a living. They are just too lazy to get real jobs...[/QUOTE]
Those "films" made by the old school women of porn do nothing for me at all. Sometimes I like what I call story-themed porn because the actress is hot, or the action is hot, or the locales and settings turn me on, but certainly not because of the story, or any inkling of romance that may be involved. There is a small nitch of porn called romantic porn, but match those titles against "tiny titty chicks fucking monster cocks" and see which line is longer.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]It's great that you get off so quick, I just like to take my time, let it build, let the tension mount, makes the climax much more powerful...[/QUOTE]
That's the spirit.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
[QUOTE=sixteentimes]I like the kind of porn with teachers, cops, Navy guys, spankings, school girls, cheerleaders, skirts, old west themes, and Jamaicans.
I hate when they wear tennis shoes with socks in pornos and dont take them off.
I like when the girls wear fishnets and don't take them off.
I also totally hate Japanese porn. Asian porn in general, actually.[/QUOTE]
To me, there is nothing sexier than a girl wearing sneakers and socks, EXCEPT a hot girl with pretty feet with toes that beg to be sucked.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
[QUOTE=Trail Fodder]I like anything except fisting and animals, but dammit if I can't find a decent porn movie! we have a good porn store down the street from where I work, it's huge, like walmart. But it's so hard to pick a movie when there are seriously thousands to choose from. I'm looking for a GOOD s&m movie. any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
check out Buttman's "Fashionistas" Supposedly some good S&M, along with good regualr sex.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
[QUOTE=peppermd]skank left, slut right. end of debate imo.
[IMG]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00134/Courtney_Love__Pari_134501a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That is a great pic. Courtney is thinking, "Hi, i'm so fucked up! look at me! I need attention! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Paris is thinking (in a slow sultry voice), "hi, you want me, don't you? you want me to stroke your cock. want to come on my tits? yes you do."
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.- Bertrand de Jovenal
you know i'm kind of over the whole porn thing. i still spank it but i don't look at porn when i do it that much anymore. the only porn i really check out now is the disgusting or weird stuff and i don't wank wen i watch it so i don't think it really even counts as porn.
whore- has sex for some sort of non-sexual gain (prostitutes, porn hos, housewives)
slut- has sex because she likes sex
skank- a slut or whore who is disgusting or nasty
paris hilton looks like a young, female mr. burns. that is sooo not hot.
I never want to see the same thing over and over if I'm watching porn. It's all ased on my mood.
Some slightly plump dark-long-haired brunnete with a bubble ass and thick thighs. face down on the bed and handcuffed with her hands behind her back. Getting it from behind and loving it. That fits my mood right now.
Usally all I need is one, perfect, picture. Just the right girl and pose, and then I'm done. I spend time looking for that perfect pic.
[QUOTE=sixteentimes]I also totally hate Japanese porn. Asian porn in general, actually.[/QUOTE]
My friend brought me back some nasty ass shit from Hong Kong. Fucking gross you can't see nothing cuz all the girls have hairy ass bushes. The dudes are gross cuz they have little uncircumcised wieners. They talk like morons too.
[QUOTE=Balthazar]My friend brought me back some nasty ass shit from Hong Kong. Fucking gross you can't see nothing cuz all the girls have hairy ass bushes. The dudes are gross cuz they have little uncircumcised wieners. They talk like morons too.[/QUOTE]
A while back a friend sent me a link to a gross out asian porno involving two naked asain girls in a hot-tub, one vomiting into the other's hands, then eating some of the chunks...GROSS!
"Hot Rods and Tailpipes" by Stony Curtis, a series involving killer cars, and two-three girls per scene remains a constant favorite of mine. Somewhat gonzo, but the scenes are smoking.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
i hate porn, it reminds me that someone is having more fun in 15 minutes than i'll have in my entire sexual being boring life.
anyway, i like black thigh high hose, dark haired chix, thick lips, ankle high high heeled BOOTS, 3 ways MMF or FFM, and swapping scenes, lesbo scenes too.
"I won't cum quietly!"
[QUOTE=ivan]i hate porn, it reminds me that someone is having more fun in 15 minutes than i'll have in my entire sexual being boring life. [/QUOTE]
That, my friend, is your own fault.
Your sex life is whatever YOU make it to be. If you are letting fate control whether or not you get laid, when you get laid, where, with who, etc. Then, of course, you're not getting laid. It's like eating...when you're hungry, you eat.
When you're horny, fuck.
After starving a few times, you'll figure it out...trust me.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
yeah, but every time i get horny, SHES right there. shudder............... i need a fuckin blind fold in case i accidently open my eyes.
yes, i know, i'm an azzhole.
"I won't cum quietly!"
S&M is scary on film. I hate weird pornos.
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[B]You God damn better believe.[/B]
[QUOTE=sixteentimes]S&M is scary on film. I hate weird pornos.[/QUOTE]
My friend showed me this porno once where the dude's just beating the shit out of this girl while they're fucking. It made me nauseous and my dick has never been smaller.
Here's a link to my favorite kind of Porn. Kinda swf.
[url]http://www.galumpia.co.uk/adult/adult_2.htm#[/url]
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
[QUOTE=Voodoo Dolphin]you know i'm kind of over the whole porn thing. i still spank it but i don't look at porn when i do it that much anymore. the only porn i really check out now is the disgusting or weird stuff and i don't wank wen i watch it so i don't think it really even counts as porn.
whore- has sex for some sort of non-sexual gain (prostitutes, porn hos, housewives)
slut- has sex because she likes sex
skank- a slut or whore who is disgusting or nasty
paris hilton looks like a young, female mr. burns. that is sooo not hot.[/QUOTE]
You are over porn? Does this mean that one day everyone grows up and stops liking sex? I hope that never happens to me. That would suck...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Balthazar]My friend showed me this porno once where the dude's just beating the shit out of this girl while they're fucking. It made me nauseous and my dick has never been smaller.[/QUOTE]
I'm with you on that one. It's just not sexy, not sexy like it should be, ya know? Anyhow, yeah, I like rough sex, but that's something different, ya know?
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
This whole thing of porn makes me feel cold and nauseous. I guess it's not for girls. Which is what I am.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]This whole thing of porn makes me feel cold and nauseous. I guess it's not for girls. Which is what I am.[/QUOTE]
You're just wierd. And cold. And nauseous. Porn didn't make you that way. It's just sex on film. Sex is natural. Healthy. A day without sex is a day wasted...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
You spelt weird wrong, hot stuff.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]You spelt weird wrong, hot stuff.[/QUOTE]
Don't change the subject! Porn is good and you are bad! Naughty even! You need a firm hand on your flushed pink derriere!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Vendetta]This whole thing of porn makes me feel cold and nauseous. I guess it's not for girls. Which is what I am.[/QUOTE]
:shrug: I like porn. I'm a girl.
Rough sex is weird. Anything that involves fists or blood is just uncalled for. A nice, open handed smack on the ass is one thing, but a donkey punch is just [I]not [/I]cool. And anyone who's into that should rot in fucking Hell.
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[B]You God damn better believe.[/B]
I dig the girls who dig the anal sex. No piss, shit, blood or animals for me, though.
you are a rare one sixteen times. most chix hate porn or find it boring for some reason. maybe that's why most chix have sex with their eyes closed.
"I won't cum quietly!"
[QUOTE=alex cassun]I dig the girls who dig the anal sex. No piss, shit, blood or animals for me, though.[/QUOTE]
uh, man, you don't like shit, but you dig anal. um dude................
"I won't cum quietly!"
[QUOTE=ivan]you are a rare one sixteen times. most chix hate porn or find it boring for some reason. maybe that's why most chix have sex with their eyes closed.[/QUOTE]
Who does that? I don't know anyone who does that. We were talking about it the other day and one girl said she like to close her eyes and everyone else was all, woah, really? that's weird.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]Who does that? I don't know anyone who does that. We were talking about it the other day and one girl said she like to close her eyes and everyone else was all, woah, really? that's weird.[/QUOTE]
all the guys i know say the chix always keep their eyes closed. all the ones i've been with do that. hey, maybe we're just fugly, but they liked our dix.
"I won't cum quietly!"
[QUOTE=ivan]uh, man, you don't like shit, but you dig anal. um dude................[/QUOTE]
Anal sex in porn is carefully done. Actresses fasts for 10-12 hours, minimum of two enemas before the scene. Fecal matter cannot be shown, period.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
[QUOTE=ivan]all the guys i know say the chix always keep their eyes closed. all the ones i've been with do that. hey, maybe we're just fugly, but they liked our dix.[/QUOTE]
Your dix? How CLASSY!!
[QUOTE=vandamage]Anal sex in porn is carefully done. Actresses fasts for 10-12 hours, minimum of two enemas before the scene. Fecal matter cannot be shown, period.[/QUOTE]
one thing on those anal scenes i always thought was funny. upon initial penetration the girl doesn't go, "ooooooo.........yes". they always get that look on their faces that is comical "somethings going up my ass. " big eyes and all no matter how many times they've been jackhammered with a fist.
"I won't cum quietly!"
Well I don't know about you but this is getting me all hot.
Heh, not really. I'm just eating my Tuc crackers and drinking some tea.
more woman that I ever imagined are now into anal. Check this out:
[url]http://bbs.babycenter.com/board/pregnancy/pregnancysex/6666/thread/602881[/url]
yes, it's a message board for pregnant women. but it's still good. Who wants to be the first to ask how I found this? Please don't post here. just lurk. be the good fly on the wall. don't ruin it. coprende?
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.- Bertrand de Jovenal
[QUOTE=Vendetta]Well I don't know about you but this is getting me all hot.[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
remember people, especially you guys out there. wear a raincoat before diving into the cesspool. why? no matter how much they enema ya can't get everything outta there. and when a man orgasms, the penis not only spews, but it also sucks up.
"I won't cum quietly!"
[QUOTE=ivan]LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
remember people, especially you guys out there. wear a raincoat before diving into the cesspool. why? no matter how much they enema ya can't get everything outta there. and when a man orgasms, the penis not only spews, but it also sucks up.[/QUOTE]
I'll remember that one. God, that's quite horrible.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]I'll remember that one. God, that's quite horrible.[/QUOTE]
my brother in law found out the hard way. LOL! i told the dipshit. he got a mild case, passed it to his wife (my wife's sister) she made it worse and passed it back to him and the next thing ya know the two morons were on a strong antibiotic for a nasty infection.
"I won't cum quietly!"
sounds oozy.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]sounds oozy.[/QUOTE]
i didn't ask. but they did scratch a lot, and wince at the mention of pissing. so i mentioned it alot just to watch them cringe.........
"I won't cum quietly!"
[QUOTE=Trail Fodder]more woman that I ever imagined are now into anal. Check this out:
[url]http://bbs.babycenter.com/board/pregnancy/pregnancysex/6666/thread/602881[/url]
[/QUOTE]
90 pages! :eek:
“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I'm with you on that one. It's just not sexy, not sexy like it should be, ya know? Anyhow, yeah, I like rough sex, but that's something different, ya know?[/QUOTE]
no, it's more like why watch other people doing it when i can imagine me doing it to someone really hot
[QUOTE=karbunkle]i can't lie to you people i love you all too much
i didn't really watch any porn
but i did masterbate[/QUOTE]
I don't much like to masturbate without porn, you know, unless someone is watching me...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...