How do you like your porn?
Spew it out!
Don't be shy. Tell about your favorite kind; speciality/fetish, romantic/story-themed, or gonzo/no story.
And please don't say you don't watch porn. There are two kinds of people 1) those that watch porn, and 2) those that ADMIT they watch porn.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)
I hate porn.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
i've always said the only thing better then seeing one beautiful naked woman is seeing two of them
but by that logic id also like seeing three and four girls all at once but actually i dont
anything over two and it gets too confusing for me as to who's doing what to who
anyways, i've always had a problem with paying for porn
when theres so much for free on internet and cable
plus nothing no one has ever filmed can hold a candle to my warped imagination
Red Light District is the best studio in porn today. Most of their stuff is solid. Gonzo, definitely. Trying to give plots to porn movies is like a weird guilt trip justification thing that doesn't need to be there.
I like reading literotica a lot more than I like watching porn. It leaves just enough to be imagined. The only porn I've ever watched was when I found my brother's cheezy vhs porno and this freaky tokyo erotica thing that had lots of random asian people with little dicks. They made me feel kind of nauseous and horny at the same time. It was a strange feeling.
Porno magazines are alright, I just hate it when they have ugly people, or people who I personally wouldnt consider hot. My fav. type of porn besides literature porn would have to be hentai, or anime porn. It's not as nasty as seeing gross hairy uneven testicle dicks and razor-burned flabby vaginas. And there's no chance of the inevitable shitty acting. Its just nice, fake cartoon people humping.
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[QUOTE=sick girl]My fav. type of porn besides literature porn would have to be hentai, or anime porn. It's not as nasty as seeing gross hairy uneven testicle dicks and razor-burned flabby vaginas. And there's no chance of the inevitable shitty acting. Its just nice, fake cartoon people humping.[/QUOTE]
Oh so you like DragonBall Z characters with monster dicks.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Oh so you like DragonBall Z characters with monster dicks.[/QUOTE]
aaah hellll no, those dragonball z dudes are all nasty and veiny and buff and always sweaty, they're definately a turn off. How about those guys from the final fantasies? Jessica rabbit? sailor moon?
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Porn? What's that?
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=For Serious]Red Light District is the best studio in porn today. Most of their stuff is solid. Gonzo, definitely. Trying to give plots to porn movies is like a weird guilt trip justification thing that doesn't need to be there.[/QUOTE]
They are certainly the most high-profile anyway. Their DVDs are usually full of cool extras and they every variety known to man from white on black to black on white to dp's to double dp's to cumshot compilations to brely legal stuff to big tits to whatever... I like them okay, but the main problem I have with them is finding porn with just one guy and one girl doing it. All of their porn is like gang bangs and three ways and three dicks and one pink and one stink and euro anal throat gagging gape monsters. They do have one series called ONE ON ONE but it sucks because it's not even that good, like the chicks aren't al lthat hot and there is way too much black penis for my taste. No offense against black penis, but I'm a white guy and when I watch a porn, generally, unless he is a real light-skinned black, I much prefer white penis being sucked and fucked on, especially disembodied white penis point-of-view type stuff because then you can just watch the chick do her thing and imagine that it might be you even if it will never be you. anyhow, friggin' red light district is okay, Mike John, one of the innovator's of point-of-view Gonzo, moved over there from Anabolic and has done some great stuff since, plus I like how they always have bonus scene's where the porn chicks blow and fuck the director and crew members just for the hell of it in a much moire personal way. Sometimes the bonus scenes are even hotter than the actual movie... and I hate calling porn movie's because they raen't movies anymore, they are just a bunch of porn on a dvd or tape or whatever...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=sick girl]I like reading literotica a lot more than I like watching porn. It leaves just enough to be imagined. The only porn I've ever watched was when I found my brother's cheezy vhs porno and this freaky tokyo erotica thing that had lots of random asian people with little dicks. They made me feel kind of nauseous and horny at the same time. It was a strange feeling.
Porno magazines are alright, I just hate it when they have ugly people, or people who I personally wouldnt consider hot. My fav. type of porn besides literature porn would have to be hentai, or anime porn. It's not as nasty as seeing gross hairy uneven testicle dicks and razor-burned flabby vaginas. And there's no chance of the inevitable shitty acting. Its just nice, fake cartoon people humping.[/QUOTE]
You just haven't watched the right porn yet. Porn has come a long way since the days of cheesiness. Sure, there is still cheese out there, but overall, porn is fa beyond cheese. There is some truly hot, I would even dare say "classy" porn out there, and I don't mean that crap like "for couples" stuff where there is a stupid plot and a bunch of set dressing, more like it's just really fucking hot and well done, the problem with critiqueing porn however lies in the fact that porn is a subjective thing in so many ways. What makes one person hot does not work on someone else. At least not all the time. Then you have to take into consideration that porn, to be good, has to be dirty. Some people, chicks mainly, avoid that dirty equation and talk about soft, tender, loving sex, which porn can have too, but generally, it's a bunch of straight-to-business people doing something fun and pleasurable, no fucking around with candles and shit like that, although some of the crappy stuff has that too. Basically, to me, porn serves a function, a visual and audio aid to masturbation and/or arousal, both mentally and physically. That's the only purpose. It's not there to make art. It's not there to be mainstream. Porn is not there because it's nice and safe and cuddly and shit. Porn is there because it's dirty and naughty and downright fucking bad and makes you feel guilty even if you didn't do anything and it is something you should be ashamed to have somebody find in your room. Porn isn't about normality. It's about perversity. It's about being a miscreant. It's about the inner slut being let free. It's hard for people to understand that, especially if they can't even talk about sex without bringing up love and emotions and stuff, and yeah, you felt nauseous. Guess what? Good porn makes you feel ill like that. It's that sick ache in your gut where you are so repulsed it turns you on. Reminds me of this girl I used to know. She loved gay porn. Not lesbian porn, mind you, just guys fucking each other. She totally hated gays in every way, but totally got off on being sicked by men buttfucking each other. She was a wierd chick, but to me, that's no wierder than you watching animated japanese porn and liking it. I think hentai anime porn is downright boring and I think it's wierd to be turned on by cartoons when there are real people to be turned on by out there. Then again, that's why there IS hentai anime porn. Because people are all fucked-up. People want anime porn and lesbian porn and gay buttsex male porn and hairy porn and bestaility porn and sex with dolphins porn and lactating porn and itty-bitty-titty porn and on and on. That's the way the shit works. Everyone is different and everyone has their hang-ups. I dunno. Literary porn is good too, it's just completely different. I like to read it, but it's sometimes hard to masturbate to, especially if it's a novel and they talk all old-fashioned and stuff about quiff and frigging and the like. De Sade does that, that's like high-brow low-brow porn that is fun to read but I can't get off to. It's like how people like arty nude stuff but can't stand regular porn. Whatever. You wanna get off to a smurf fucking a kitten, fine, leave the human stuff to me...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=sick girl]aaah hellll no, those dragonball z dudes are all nasty and veiny and buff and always sweaty, they're definately a turn off. How about those guys from the final fantasies? Jessica rabbit? sailor moon?[/QUOTE]
Um, I have no idea. I don't look at hentai porn. And I don't look at guy hentai porn, or even guy porn for that matter. But for the sake of it, I can't imagine Cloud being naked.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Um, I have no idea. I don't look at hentai porn. And I don't look at guy hentai porn, or even guy porn for that matter. But for the sake of it, I can't imagine Cloud being naked.[/QUOTE]
So why don't you just spit it out already and tell us that you have never watched porn before instead of jumping all over sick girl's case for watching cartoon porn? You said she liked "Dragonball Z characters with monster dicks". How would you even know if you never watched it? Why would you assume that is what it is? If you are unenlightened on the subject, perhaps you should not pretend you know what you are talking about...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]So why don't you just spit it out already and tell us that you have never watched porn before instead of jumping all over sick girl's case for watching cartoon porn? You said she liked "Dragonball Z characters with monster dicks". How would you even know if you never watched it? Why would you assume that is what it is? If you are unenlightened on the subject, perhaps you should not pretend you know what you are talking about...[/QUOTE]
Yep, that's right Brock, I have never seen porn before in my life. At sixteen years of age and being a hormone-driven high school male, porn is a nonexistant subject to me. [i]Right[/i]. Your ad hockery of "cartoon porn" to the assumption of pushing the topic of "how would you even know if you never watched it" non sequitur is so out of the twilight zone I am not sure whether to say "how do you know I have never watched it" to "how do you know that I don't know you watch it" bullshit is semantic, because I would know whether or not I have seen something, just you would know whether you have seen your penis. And if you like quick-judgements about bullshit, I shall say this: If you pretend to know I don't watch it or do without asking is idiotic on principle, so maybe you should keep your hurdy gurdy lips shut.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Yep, that's right Brock, I have never seen porn before in my life. At sixteen years of age and being a hormone-driven high school male, porn is a nonexistant subject to me. [i]Right[/i]. Your ad hockery of "cartoon porn" to the assumption of pushing the topic of "how would you even know if you never watched it" non sequitur is so out of the twilight zone I am not sure whether to say "how do you know I have never watched it" to "how do you know that I don't know you watch it" bullshit is semantic, because I would know whether or not I have seen something, just you would know whether you have seen your penis. And if you like quick-judgements about bullshit, I shall say this: If you pretend to know I don't watch it or do without asking is idiotic on principle, so maybe you should keep your hurdy gurdy lips shut.[/QUOTE]
Here's what you said:
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Um, I have no idea. I don't look at hentai porn. [B]And I don't look at guy hentai porn, or even guy porn for that matter. [/B] But for the sake of it, I can't imagine Cloud being naked.[/QUOTE]
You said you never watched guy porn. That means you've never watched porn. ALL PORN IS GUY PORN, NUMBNUTS. WHO'S COCK DO YOU THINK THE PORN SLUT IS SUCKING? YOU DON'T WATCH GUY PORN? THINK AGAIN... you most certainly can't blame me for enlightening you when you make a mistake like saying you never watch guy porn. Fact remains, if you do, in fact, watch porn like you say you do, then you also watch guys penises, and even if you only watched lesbian porn with no penises, it's still "guy porn" simply because it wasn't made only for chicks... I don't "pretend" to know anything... I "do know" everything. Best remember that...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You said you never watched guy porn. That means you've never watched porn. ALL PORN IS GUY PORN, NUMBNUTS. WHO'S COCK DO YOU THINK THE PORN SLUT IS SUCKING? YOU DON'T WATCH GUY PORN? THINK AGAIN... you most certainly can't blame me for enlightening you when you make a mistake like saying you never watch guy porn. Fact remains, if you do, in fact, watch porn like you say you do, then you also watch guys penises, and even if you only watched lesbian porn with no penises, it's still "guy porn" simply because it wasn't made only for chicks... I don't "pretend" to know anything... I "do know" everything. Best remember that...[/QUOTE]
I agree porn is guy porn. When I said guy porn, you knew what the fuck I was saying about just the term [b]guy[/b] porn; though, unless you are a moron. When you say guy porn, the first thing that comes into mind is some chippendale homosexual fetish, Brock. And you [i]knew[/i] that is what I meant originally, if you didn't then you don't [b]know everything[/b] now do you? Way to take it way out of context.
Also, "..[i]and even if you only watched lesbian porn with no penises, it's still "guy porn" simply because it wasn't made only for chicks...[/i]" lesbian porn has a more male fanbase than chick fanbase, and it usually is made for guys because guys like to get their jollies off seeing two skanky women rub each other.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]I agree porn is guy porn. When I said guy porn, you knew what the fuck I was saying about just the term [b]guy[/b] porn; though, unless you are a moron. When you say guy porn, the first thing that comes into mind is some chippendale homosexual fetish, Brock. And you [i]knew[/i] that is what I meant originally, if you didn't then you don't [b]know everything[/b] now do you? Way to take it way out of context.
Also, "..[i]and even if you only watched lesbian porn with no penises, it's still "guy porn" simply because it wasn't made only for chicks...[/i]" lesbian porn has a more male fanbase than chick fanbase, and it usually is made for guys because guys like to get their jollies off seeing two skanky women rub each other.[/QUOTE]
yea really, fuck chip n dale bullshit homos.
porn made for girls would suck even if it existed in a right minded way. the guys'd all be gay or bi anyways, and we dont want that.
I just assume watch girls. if i watched that shit.
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[QUOTE=Jeebus]I agree porn is guy porn. When I said guy porn, you knew what the fuck I was saying about just the term [b]guy[/b] porn; though, unless you are a moron. When you say guy porn, the first thing that comes into mind is some chippendale homosexual fetish, Brock. And you [i]knew[/i] that is what I meant originally, if you didn't then you don't [b]know everything[/b] now do you? Way to take it way out of context.
Also, "..[i]and even if you only watched lesbian porn with no penises, it's still "guy porn" simply because it wasn't made only for chicks...[/i]" lesbian porn has a more male fanbase than chick fanbase, and it usually is made for guys because guys like to get their jollies off seeing two skanky women rub each other.[/QUOTE]
SO I'M STILL RIGHT AND YOU ARE STILL WRONG! I LOVE IT! CAN'T GET ENOUGH!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Jeebus]I agree porn is guy porn. When I said guy porn, you knew what the fuck I was saying about just the term [b]guy[/b] porn; though, unless you are a moron. When you say guy porn, the first thing that comes into mind is some chippendale homosexual fetish, Brock. And you [i]knew[/i] that is what I meant originally, if you didn't then you don't [b]know everything[/b] now do you? Way to take it way out of context.
Also, "..[i]and even if you only watched lesbian porn with no penises, it's still "guy porn" simply because it wasn't made only for chicks...[/i]" lesbian porn has a more male fanbase than chick fanbase, and it usually is made for guys because guys like to get their jollies off seeing two skanky women rub each other.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention the fact that only a gay man would call all lesbians in lesbian porn "skanky". You are totally in denial, dude. You'll be playing the skinflute before you know it. Heterosexual men, or men who are not you, think lesbian porn is hot and they don't refer to lesbian porn sluts as "skanky". Way to be a big, fat flaming homo, jeebus!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Minuet]yea really, fuck chip n dale bullshit homos.
porn made for girls would suck even if it existed in a right minded way. the guys'd all be gay or bi anyways, and we dont want that.
I just assume watch girls. if i watched that shit.[/QUOTE]
They do have porn made for girls. What happens is, when you become all washed-up in the porn biz, like burnt-out and too old, you get political and feminist and bitch about how women are mistreated in the porn industry, then you start your own female-based porn company run by women making porn for other women which doesn't objectify women in any way. I think Nina Hartley did that of Candy Kane or one of them old porn broads. Their porn's SUCK. Objectification of women is what makes porn, well, porney and stuff. It's a necessary evil, so to speak... I mean, hell, it's not like someone's forcing 'em to suck dick for a living. They are just too lazy to get real jobs...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Not to mention the fact that only a gay man would call all lesbians in lesbian porn "skanky". You are totally in denial, dude. You'll be playing the skinflute before you know it. Heterosexual men, or men who are not you, think lesbian porn is hot and they don't refer to lesbian porn sluts as "skanky". Way to be a big, fat flaming homo, jeebus![/QUOTE]
Oh, so you must know that gays call lesbians skanky. Well, good luck with that sexual career move, Brock, if that is how you define it.
And by the way enlightened one, the heterosexual skanky definition actually means sexually promiscuous [b]and all[/b] lesbians in porno's are promiscuously indiscriminate.
So you are still wrong and are still taking things out of context. Way to go you! Now go back to where you were and start quizzing yourself on more supposedly "gay terms".
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]They do have porn made for girls. What happens is, when you become all washed-up in the porn biz, like burnt-out and too old, you get political and feminist and bitch about how women are mistreated in the porn industry, then you start your own female-based porn company run by women making porn for other women which doesn't objectify women in any way. I think Nina Hartley did that of Candy Kane or one of them old porn broads. Their porn's SUCK. Objectification of women is what makes porn, well, porney and stuff. It's a necessary evil, so to speak... I mean, hell, it's not like someone's forcing 'em to suck dick for a living. They are just too lazy to get real jobs...[/QUOTE]
yea, mr. singing dancing stripper
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[QUOTE=Jeebus]Oh, so you must know that gays call lesbians skanky. Well, good luck with that sexual career move, Brock, if that is how you define it.
And by the way enlightened one, the heterosexual skanky definition actually means sexually promiscuous [b]and all[/b] lesbians in porno's are promiscuously indiscriminate.
So you are still wrong and are still taking things out of context. Way to go you! Now go back to where you were and start quizzing yourself on more supposedly "gay terms".[/QUOTE]
What is wrong with you? Seriously. You try to tell me there is a heterosexual definition for skanky? Where? In the heterosexual dictionary? You come off as a total dumbass, you know that? If you mean sexually promiscuous than say sexually promiscuous, but don't for an instant try and lie to everyone and say a skank is a sexually promiscuous person. All fucking lies that you just made up. A slut is a sexually promiscuous woman, not a skank, you fucking bitch. Frankly, on behalf of all lesbians out there who make porn, I'm completely insulted that an idiot like you is gonna go and insult us like that. What the fuck do you know about porn anyway? I got chunks of idiots who know nothing about porn in my stool bigger than you. You, YOU KNOW N O T H I N G ! Lesbians in porn are sexually indiscriminate? Are you this fucking dumb? People in porn don't fuck anything or anybody put in front of them unless they find them attractive or the money is right. They may be slut's, they may be whore's, but so is every fucking woman on this planet that has sex with a man after going on a date he pays for. Grow up already and stop dazzling us with your neverending mediocrity! Do you even know what taking something out of context means? I didn't take ANYTHING out of context. I quoted your ENTIRE POST. I left nothing out. How can I TAKE SOMETHING, like context, out of SOMETHING I take nothing out of to begin with? Do you ever think before you speak, or is this pretty much par for the course for you, just saying whatever dumb shit you think of at the time? Here's the facts. You said something dumb. I called you on it. You're a big fucking baby that can't understand reason nor logic, therefore you don't see that tyou were fucking wrong because you are too fucking dumb to realize it. That's not an insult. That's a fact...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Minuet]yea, mr. singing dancing stripper[/QUOTE]
Is that somekind of insult? Are you fucking with me? Yeah, I'm a whore and a slut, just like you and everyone else here, but I sure as hell am not a skank for what I have done in the past or will do in the future...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
i came close to paying for porn a couple weeks ago when i saw on the pay per porn channel they had some movie called 'emmanuel versus dracula'
id prolly pay for it now just for the chance to come back and give you all a review but its not on anymore
oh well
i bet it was pretty good for porn just on the fact that its got dracula in it and vampires are already good for porn, what with the sucking and all
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Is that somekind of insult? Are you fucking with me? Yeah, I'm a whore and a slut, just like you and everyone else here, but I sure as hell am not a skank for what I have done in the past or will do in the future...[/QUOTE]
no, no and once again... ...no, brock. insulting you would be pointless. imma go make some cookies.
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Vampires Have No Place In Porn! Leave The Porn To The Porn People! That's The Problem With Most Porn That Is Crap! It Ceases To Be Good When They Try To Make It Something It Is Not! It's Porn! It's Not A Vampire Movie! Suck Blood In Your Own Movie, Freak!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Minuet]no, no and once again... ...no, brock. insulting you would be pointless. imma go make some cookies.[/QUOTE]
i WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR SKANKY COOKIES IF THEY WERE THE LAST SKANKY COOKIES ON EARTH AFTER YOU WERE ALL MOODY LIKE THAT!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]What is wrong with you? Seriously. You try to tell me there is a heterosexual definition for skanky? Where? In the heterosexual dictionary? You come off as a total dumbass, you know that? If you mean sexually promiscuous than say sexually promiscuous, but don't for an instant try and lie to everyone and say a skank is a sexually promiscuous person. All fucking lies that you just made up. A slut is a sexually promiscuous woman, not a skank, you fucking bitch. Frankly, on behalf of all lesbians out there who make porn, I'm completely insulted that an idiot like you is gonna go and insult us like that. What the fuck do you know about porn anyway? I got chunks of idiots who know nothing about porn in my stool bigger than you. You, YOU KNOW N O T H I N G ! Lesbians in porn are sexually indiscriminate? Are you this fucking dumb? People in porn don't fuck anything or anybody put in front of them unless they find them attractive or the money is right. They may be slut's, they may be whore's, but so is every fucking woman on this planet that has sex with a man after going on a date he pays for. Grow up already and stop dazzling us with your neverending mediocrity! Do you even know what taking something out of context means? I didn't take ANYTHING out of context. I quoted your ENTIRE POST. I left nothing out. How can I TAKE SOMETHING, like context, out of SOMETHING I take nothing out of to begin with? Do you ever think before you speak, or is this pretty much par for the course for you, just saying whatever dumb shit you think of at the time? Here's the facts. You said something dumb. I called you on it. You're a big fucking baby that can't understand reason nor logic, therefore you don't see that tyou were fucking wrong because you are too fucking dumb to realize it. That's not an insult. That's a fact...[/QUOTE]
[b][u]My turn:[/b][/u]
And here we go. Brock, if you move your eyes on the words that I am typing you would realize that everything you say back, regardless of what you quote, isn't what I am saying at all. A skank is a sexually promiscuous person, Brock, that is what a hetero would say about a skank, got it? Because I will repeat it for you again. [b]A skank[/b] [u]is[/u] a sexually promiscuous person that does filthy things just like a [u]slut[/u] would do. Different words, same meaning!
Yes because everyone know Brock Landers speaks for all lesbians. Jackass.
What do I know about porn? What is there to know about porn? There isn't a school where you fucking take classes and learn the symbolism behind the nakedness, moron. Porn is porn. It's an action of sexual innuendo to arouse people and make them spend money.
Actually, there usually isn't ever two ugly lesbians doing it. Why would there be? Consumerism from the male penis.
Actually, once again, just because you quote me doesn't mean that you are comprehending what I am saying, Brock. That is your logic, and it's fundamentally flawed.
I say that skanky women are in porn's. And you come back and say that only a gay person would call lesbian's a skank. Lesbians in porno's are supposed to be sexually promiscuous like a skank, slut, whatever, it doesn't matter, that's what they do and are paid for. That [b]is in[/b] context!
That's not out of context. That's a fucking fact!
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Vampires Have No Place In Porn! Leave The Porn To The Porn People! That's The Problem With Most Porn That Is Crap! It Ceases To Be Good When They Try To Make It Something It Is Not! It's Porn! It's Not A Vampire Movie! Suck Blood In Your Own Movie, Freak![/QUOTE]
vampires have the first place in porn
if it wasnt for that bram stroker writing that book way back when and giving all those horny people some way of release when all the pilgrims keep everyone so frigid then there wouldnt be any porn nowadays
ever since then theyve used vampires for all sorts of porney roles just look at that bordello of blood movie with dennis miller, no, really just look at it dont actually listen or try to follow a plot with it because thats just pointless vampire movies like that are just for schlepps that either dont want to pay for porn or are to embarrassed to go into a store to buy porn
with the internet and home delivery nowadays though even someone thats emabarrassed to go buy porn can get it delivered right to their vaseline covered hands
hence, the downfall of the soft core vampire porno
i do bow to your superior porn knowledge but i can't believe you dont recognize the importance of the vampires role in porn porn without the vampires would be like the constitution without the declaration of independance
[QUOTE=Jeebus][b][u]My turn:[/b][/u]
And here we go. Brock, if you move your eyes on the words that I am typing you would realize that everything you say back, regardless of what you quote, isn't what I am saying at all. A skank is a sexually promiscuous person, Brock, that is what a hetero would say about a skank, got it? Because I will repeat it for you again. [b]A skank[/b] [u]is[/u] a sexually promiscuous person that does filthy things just like a [u]slut[/u] would do. Different words, same meaning!
Yes because everyone know Brock Landers speaks for all lesbians. Jackass.
What do I know about porn? What is there to know about porn? There isn't a school where you fucking take classes and learn the symbolism behind the nakedness, moron. Porn is porn. It's an action of sexual innuendo to arouse people and make them spend money.
Actually, there usually isn't ever two ugly lesbians doing it. Why would there be? Consumerism from the male penis.
Actually, once again, just because you quote me doesn't mean that you are comprehending what I am saying, Brock. That is your logic, and it's fundamentally flawed.
I say that skanky women are in porn's. And you come back and say that only a gay person would call lesbian's a skank. Lesbians in porno's are supposed to be sexually promiscuous like a skank, slut, whatever, it doesn't matter, that's what they do and are paid for. That [b]is in[/b] context!
That's not out of context. That's a fucking fact![/QUOTE]
You and I both know it's extremely foolish on your part... not to mention, dumb, asinine, idiotic, etc... to claim that skanky women are in porn. That's generalizing the entire porn community is so far as women are concerned. A skank is a bitch that has sex indiscriminately with anyone for no reason. A slut, much like a whore, gets money for sex. You are way off base for saying that they are skanks when skankdom has nothing to do with money. It's too bad you like being made a fool so much, but whatever makes you happy. I'm glad to be of service. Only an imbecile with no intelligence would dare compare a slut to a skank, when there is a world of difference between the two. Maybe one day, you will grow up and learn more about the world around you. Maybe one day, you will become old enough to buy porn legally, and on that day, you might actually be able to understand what it is all about, instead of just thinking it's all "skanky" and stuff. You come off like a virgin who's never been fucked trying to lecture about the finer points of fucking. Call us back after you finally get some... maybe you won't sound so immature then... if at any time, I couldn't comprehend something you said, it's only because you are a fucking idiot that can't say things right. NO ONE CALLS GAY PORN "GUY PORN" EXCEPT FOR YOU. I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE, EVER, CALL IT THAT EXCEPT FOR MAYBE A GIRL OR TWO. WHICH MEANS YOU THINK LIKE A GIRL. WHICH MEANS YOU'RE A FAG. WHICH MEANS YOU ARE EMBARASSED OF YOUR INATE HOMOSEXUALITY AND THEREFORE PUT DOWN GAY PORN EVEN THOUGH I DARE SAY YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN ANY OR KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT. Typical rudimentary thinking on your behalf. You sound like Grae used to. A total homophobe aka a gay guy really into sucking cock who likes to bash other gays because he really hates himself. Not that you being gay has anything to do with you being wrong, which you are, about the whole skank thing. Porn is "an action of sexual innuendo"? Who the hell talks like you, man? Porn isn't innuendo. Fucking isn't innuendo. Go back to school and ask to retake sex ed already. Consumerism from the male penis? What does that have to do with anything? Porn is all about money. Ugly lesbians in porn exist. You obviously haven't watched much porn. How do I know so much about porn? Same way I know all about regular mainstream movies and music and books. I research. I do my fucking homework, unlike lazy bastards such as yourself who don't know a fucking thing and come off like a comete and total ignoramus because you say shit that makes no sense and is based on stuff you don't know, it's all as clear as fucking day. I see right through your nonsense gibberish. Your head is like a sieve!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
saying a skank is a sexually promiscuous person is only saying a little tidbit, everyone would be sexually promiscuous if they could, like dennis miller says "imagine the day they cure aids, it's going to be like V-J day with a hard on" does this everyone is potentially a skank ? no
this is my heterosexual opinion on the skank matter
a skank is basically the opposite of a slut, a slut being some drop dead gorgeous sexually promiscuous female type person that you would want to hump into oblivion but don't because you know your just going to get sloppy twentythirds or whatever
a skank would basically be some unattractive trailer park hair in a mess sexually promiscuous female type person that you want to hump into oblivion because of the dirty gross raw sewage/animal aspect of doing something so nasty
[QUOTE=karbunkle]vampires have the first place in porn
if it wasnt for that bram stroker writing that book way back when and giving all those horny people some way of release when all the pilgrims keep everyone so frigid then there wouldnt be any porn nowadays
ever since then theyve used vampires for all sorts of porney roles just look at that bordello of blood movie with dennis miller, no, really just look at it dont actually listen or try to follow a plot with it because thats just pointless vampire movies like that are just for schlepps that either dont want to pay for porn or are to embarrassed to go into a store to buy porn
with the internet and home delivery nowadays though even someone thats emabarrassed to go buy porn can get it delivered right to their vaseline covered hands
hence, the downfall of the soft core vampire porno
i do bow to your superior porn knowledge but i can't believe you dont recognize the importance of the vampires role in porn porn without the vampires would be like the constitution without the declaration of independance[/QUOTE]
You know what I can't believe? That you actually think free internet porn is actual porn. Free internet porn isn't a full-length porn movie, unless it's one of those really old 70's ones with all the hairy afro people in them on one of those divx players. Free internet porn sucks. It's a bunch of crappy thumbnails and a bunch of getting cookies and viruses and shit in your system for clicking on a free porn link that turns out to be bogus. It's a bunch of three second cumshots clips that take 30 minutes to download. It's WAY too fucking hassle to be of any good. I dunno, man. I've found a couple good free pics once or twice, but most of it is worthless... the only goodporn on the internet is the stuff you gotta pay for, and then I'd just rather buy real porn and not the fake shit I can't carry around...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=karbunkle]saying a skank is a sexually promiscuous person is only saying a little tidbit, everyone would be sexually promiscuous if they could, like dennis miller says "imagine the day they cure aids, it's going to be like V-J day with a hard on" does this everyone is potentially a skank ? no
this is my heterosexual opinion on the skank matter
a skank is basically the opposite of a slut, a slut being some drop dead gorgeous sexually promiscuous female type person that you would want to hump into oblivion but don't because you know your just going to get sloppy twentythirds or whatever
a skank would basically be some unattractive trailer park hair in a mess sexually promiscuous female type person that you want to hump into oblivion because of the dirty gross raw sewage/animal aspect of doing something so nasty[/QUOTE]
that's sort of what I'm saying! Jeebus here, he thinks all sexually promiscuous women are nasty and dirty and gross and have coodies. He's like a little kid with his mentality. He puts down porn because he thinks IT'S BAD! IT'S BAD! He has this wierd idea in his head that lesbians in porno movies are all some kind of nasty hoe's and that he is above them, that it wouldn't BE PRUDENT! at THIS JUNCTURE! A skank is not a slut, but a slut can be a whore. A skank can't be nothing but a hoe...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]i WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR SKANKY COOKIES IF THEY WERE THE LAST SKANKY COOKIES ON EARTH AFTER YOU WERE ALL MOODY LIKE THAT![/QUOTE]
my cookies arent skanky 
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internet porn is the greatest porn ever invented !
who needs some 1 1/2 - 2 hour porn movie when you can thumbwrestle with some thumbnail for 30 seconds and get your shit done and over with and on to other things in your life
i know how the porn is going to end, why sit around through all that extra porn when you dont need to, i'm a busy man i can't spend all day just watching porn so i get what i need out of it and boom i got the rest of the day still
don't get me wrong though, difference between porn satisfaction and real live woman in your bed satisfaction is night and day
i give the real live woman in the bed all the time in the world as i want her to brag to her friends about it so i can get them in the bed in like 4-6 months down the road
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You and I both know it's extremely foolish on your part... not to mention, dumb, asinine, idiotic, etc... to claim that skanky women are in porn.
They are. Check Lord of The G-Strings.
Once again. Wrong. A slut is a bitch, a skank is a bitch, a slut is a skank. They all suck dick, they all can get paid.
Instead of just thinking it's all skanky and stuff? Point me to where I said that, Brock. You will find it nowhere, unless you want to take something out of context, pal. You have a problem, I am not quite sure what it is, but I am sure your foolishness is deepened by some foolish act you commited and you never truly recovered.
Your ad hocism is drooling out of your mouth, Brock, I suggest you get a towel or something because you are so beyond ridiculous. And on the contrary, [b]your[/b] homophobia is showing because you are obviously using it in a context that all gays think like girls.
Consumerism is an economic consumption of money, jackass.
Do your research.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]They are. Check Lord of The G-Strings.
generalization !
Once again. Wrong. A slut is a bitch, a skank is a bitch, a slut is a skank. They all suck dick, they all can get paid.
Instead of just thinking it's all skanky and stuff? Point me to where I said that, Brock. You will find it nowhere, unless you want to take something out of context, pal. You have a problem, I am not quite sure what it is, but I am sure your foolishness is deepened by some foolish act you commited and you never truly recovered.
Your ad hocism is drooling out of your mouth, Brock, I suggest you get a towel or something because you are so beyond ridiculous. And on the contrary, [b]your[/b] homophobia is showing because you are obviously using it in a context that all gays think like girls.
Consumerism is an economic consumption of money, jackass.
Do your research.[/QUOTE]
way to go Generalissimo Generalize
A slut is someone who fucks everyone in the neighborhood.
A bitch is someone who fucks everyone in the neighborhood BUT you.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/johnnymoreno/3bdf0243.jpg[/IMG][SIZE=3][B]Ambition makes you look pretty ugly[/B][/SIZE]
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]that's sort of what I'm saying! Jeebus here, he thinks all sexually promiscuous women are nasty and dirty and gross and have coodies. He's like a little kid with his mentality. He puts down porn because he thinks IT'S BAD! IT'S BAD! He has this wierd idea in his head that lesbians in porno movies are all some kind of nasty hoe's and that he is above them, that it wouldn't BE PRUDENT! at THIS JUNCTURE! [/quote]
Point to me where I said this, once again. You are pulling things out of your ass, Brock, and you disregard to prove any of it to me.
Karbunkle, you do know that everything you responded with was also a generalization, right?
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Karbunkle, you do know that everything you responded with was also a generalization, right?[/QUOTE]
precisely, that's how i'm able to spot generalization so quickly
[QUOTE=karbunkle]precisely, that's how i'm able to spot generalization so quickly[/QUOTE]
Even so, that was a hasty generalization right there. 
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Even so, that was a hasty generalization right there. :D[/QUOTE]
how is [b]that[/b] a generalization ? seemed to be fairly specific that the reason i could spot generalization was because i generalize also ?
i think your as confused and mixed up on the whole general/specific front as you are on the skank/slut front
[QUOTE=karbunkle]a skank is basically the opposite of a slut, a slut being some drop dead gorgeous sexually promiscuous female type person that you would want to hump into oblivion but don't because you know your just going to get sloppy twentythirds or whatever
I agree with this, but, I think the act of what that person does to you is going to be promiscous regardless. So a skank and a slut might be different but they do the same sexual acts. That's what I'm saying.
[QUOTE=Jeebus]They are. Check Lord of The G-Strings.
Once again. Wrong. A slut is a bitch, a skank is a bitch, a slut is a skank. They all suck dick, they all can get paid.
Instead of just thinking it's all skanky and stuff? Point me to where I said that, Brock. You will find it nowhere, unless you want to take something out of context, pal. You have a problem, I am not quite sure what it is, but I am sure your foolishness is deepened by some foolish act you commited and you never truly recovered.
Your ad hocism is drooling out of your mouth, Brock, I suggest you get a towel or something because you are so beyond ridiculous. And on the contrary, [b]your[/b] homophobia is showing because you are obviously using it in a context that all gays think like girls.
Consumerism is an economic consumption of money, jackass.
Do your research.[/QUOTE]
I didn't mean to offend you since you are clearly a gay man. I'm really not homophobic. I think it's great that you are an ass-raping, ball-sucking, shiteating Laurence of Gayrabia. I do my research. I know what consumerism is. Still, me knowing what consumerism is doesn't explain why you keep tryiong to change the subject from skanks to consumerism. Retards repeat stuff like you are doing. We heard you the first time, as if it mattered or had anything to do with anything anyway. You still don't know what a skank is and you keep denying that fact. Whatever. You are 16 years of age. You'll grow out of it someday hopefully. Maybe when you finally get your pubes you will understand more about life and porn as a part of it. You see, the daddy puts his pee-pee in the mommy's wee-wee and then baby's pop-out, well, just doesn't cut it anymore. You should know better than that at your age. Have you ever even kissed a girl? Better yet, taken drugs? Or is your sig just you being some kind of Hunter S. Thomson clinging poser who thinks fashionable pop culture references will help him in the popularity polls? You don't know who you even are yet as a person, so how can you opresume to know what a skank is? Like I would even watch Lord of the G-Strings, like some kind of idiot teenage kid who thinks that Lord of the G-Strings is even porn when it's clearly not. They sell it at amazon.com. Amazon.com doesn't sell porn, dumbass. It's psuedo-porn. There's no penetration. There's no cumshot. There's no pussylicking, and a lesbian film is not lesbian porn without pussylicking. There's just no use explaining this to you. You don't even know what real porn is...
[url]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=lord+of+the+g-strings/v=2/SID=e/TID=DFX5_30/l=WS1/R=1/H=0/IPC=us/SHE=0/SIG=11m0kgh5o/*-http%3A//www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00007L4M0[/url] < not real lesbian porn. no pussy getting licked. jeebus thinks it's real though because he whacks off to it. nice...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Jeebus]I agree with this, but, I think the act of what that person does to you is going to be promiscous regardless. So a skank and a slut might be different but they do the same sexual acts. That's what I'm saying.[/QUOTE]
so stupid you are. you don't DO promiscuity. You ARE promiscuous. Promiscous is not a SEXUAL ACT. YOu don't go HEY SKANK! WANNA START OFF DOING DOGGYSTYLE THEN GO INTO PROMISCUOUS STYLE? Moron!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Point to me where I said this, once again. You are pulling things out of your ass, Brock, and you disregard to prove any of it to me.[/QUOTE]
I "disregard to prove any of it" to you? What does that even mean? I've never "disregard to prove" anything in all of my entire life. Do you even know how to speak english? Have you ever been to america? Or are you just dyslexic? That might explain why you sound so dumb...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
see ! i just looked at some 30 second porno and took care of business and now im all calm an relaxed and smoking a ciggarette and enjoying a beverage and you people are all still tense and angry and arguing over skanks and sluts, waiting for the end of your porn to see if the chick is going to lick the other chicks hoo-hah or not, LOOK AT THAT SHE DID ! SURPRISE SURPRISE GOMER PYLE !
[QUOTE=karbunkle]see ! i just looked at some 30 second porno and took care of business and now im all calm an relaxed and smoking a ciggarette and enjoying a beverage and you people are all still tense and angry and arguing over skanks and sluts, waiting for the end of your porn to see if the chick is going to lick the other chicks hoo-hah or not, LOOK AT THAT SHE DID ! SURPRISE SURPRISE GOMER PYLE ![/QUOTE]
It's great that you get off so quick, I just like to take my time, let it build, let the tension mount, makes the climax much more powerful...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
i can't lie to you people i love you all too much
i didn't really watch any porn
but i did masterbate
I like it all, but tend to lean towards gonzo/group scened flicks, but no gang-bang shit...that does nothing for me.
as far as fetishes are concerned...definitely flasher style upskirt stuff.
[B]We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody dropped the girl off the bridge.[/B]--[I]Darker Than Amber[/I], John D. McDonald (Best opening sentence ever.)