Have your ashes pressed into a vinyl record!
And Vinyly offers you the chance to press your remains into a record with music of your choice, vocal recording, or complete silence(24 minutes total, 12 on each side, longer for more money), cover artwork of your choice or your portrait painted by an artist. Up to 30 copies pressed and distributed to record shops around the world if you wish. All for £3000 or roughly $4750.
I think my cover would be something along these lines:

My tracklisting might be difficult, it is only 24 minutes.
Side A:
Black Sabbath - Embryo
Led Zeppelin - Friends
Opeth - Closure
Neurosis - Exist
Side B:
Alan Silvestri, Predator Original Score - Billy
Blood And Time - Silver Ocean Storm

My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
I am likely going to be abandoned at a hospital somewhere and their problem to deal with.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
best idea ever. i want one.
if it's just 5 grand for the 30 copies and having an artist do the corver work, that ain't a bad deal.
This is wicked cool.
You're a brighter little soul than all of the jaded people here. Never take them seriously. NEVER.
i know when mark gruenwald died they had his ashes mixed in with the ink and released a trade paperback of his comics. and I think KISS also did a thing where they mixed their blood into a comic.
I wonder who'll be the first band to have one of their members croak and do this.
This could bring a whole new meaning to famous last words. I'd record a lot of shit backwards, and stuff. quirky stuff.



I'm going to be made into sloppy-joes and fed to school children.
But this record idea could be fun too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy