Hairy-foot-midget fetishists - Rejoice!

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Riddlegimp
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Here's one for all you Lord of the Rings fans.

Peter "Big Peter" Jackson has signed on to produce two films based on The Hobbit. The director has yet to be announced. Word on the street is it's Uwe Boll, or David Lynch.

What, you think I'm lying? You need Links Or It Didn't Happen? [URL=http://film.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/Guardian/0,,2229552,00.html]Fine[/URL].

Also, that link gives a cheerful little background on super-rich people arguing over hundreds of millions of dollars. Kinda takes the romantic sheen off a little, but what the hey.

Mricpx
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I think it would work better as one film, but I've been hoping they would do this for awhile. I'm not sure what divid lynch has done, but so far I don't like uwe boll because Postal looks like a god damn disgrace.

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Riddlegimp
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I admit it. I was lying about Lynch and Boll.

I think it could work better as one film too.

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Or face to face remorse
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