GWAR!
You know who's cool? GWAR!
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Glad you asked. GWAR stands for God What Awful Racket. GWAR are aliens that crash landed on earth millions of years ago, killed the dinosaurs, and created people by having sex with simians.
They put on a stage show where they're all wearing alien costumes and such. Their music ranges from metal to punk.
You may have heard of such hits as: Meat Sandwich, Nitro Burning Funny Bong, Sadam A Go-Go, or many others...
More info can be found at [url]www.gwar.net[/url]
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damn i saw some of their videos and they scar the shit outta me!! i think it was the one where their playin basketball against jesus and being dumb cannibals.....there good theatrics though..
That was "Meat Sandwich"
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They've been on Jerry Springer and Empire Records as well.
Funny shit
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"Excuse me sir, Did you wash your hands after you took that big heaping dump. You know that sign, that sign says ALL employees MUST wash their hands after using the restroom, What part of that do you not understand?"- Malcom X
"Would you care to lick my sweaty baulz after they have been dipped in the finest venerial juices and sauteed in my own ass-sweat, madam?"- Winston Churchill
anybody want to buy phallus in wonderland off of me?
my friend talked in into buying it
that bastard
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Many many moons ago, an old local theater used to have an animated bit before every feature where a rock band comprised of walking candy bars, pop cans* and popcorn tubs would plug the concession stand. My friends and I would always scream "GWAR!!" like retards at the screen when it was on.
But that...was a LONG...TIME...AGOOO...
andy
*: "Pop" is midwestern for "soda."
pop is also cdn for soda
my american friends were like..wtf is pop?!?
and wanna buy my gwar video?!?
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Same thing happened to me when I visited New York.
Gwar video? Nah...the title "Phallus in Wonderland" is veeery clever though...
Anyone remember Green Jello?
andy
origami> Yeah, lets talk. Our Best Buy has nothing here. So I'm interested. Hook me up with the down low...er...low down...
Also, what is that chick sayin in your avatar? I looks like "I love you Laz, come, I've made cookies..." That minx.
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that's one interpretation of it
yes ..i have other stuff as well
the stupid friend of mine got me to get all this shite that he was supposed to pay for..i ahte him
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Of course, with my American money, I can clean up!
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ah yes...gwar, a person i met once had me listen to their cd...or they didn't and im thinking of an entirely different band...
ahaha.. i just watched empire records, where ethan embry is sucked into a gwar video. its lovely.
[COLOR=Red] with a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.[/COLOR]
This guy I met the other day.. Yeah, apparently his first concert ever was a GWAR show and he went to see it with his mom.
How fucking totally rad is that?
Did his mom mosh? That would be cooler.
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It would be even cooler if she got raped by [color=green]The Cuttlefish Of Cthulhu[/color]!!!
GWAR strikes again!
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I have their album We Kill Everything... <3
I almost bought a Beavis and Butthead Sega Game Gear game the other day... I miss Beavis and Butthead.
GAME GEAR IS STILL BETTER THAN GAMEBOY, PLUS YOU CAN BUY IT AND LIKE 50 GAMES FOR 10 DOLLARS


Who is Gwar?