funnniest quote, dude seriously

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what is avril thinking saying bullshit like this: i created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

Avril Lavigne - Seventeen Magazine

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why are you reading seventeen?

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I fucking love Avril.

Did you know that when she's being interviewed in english, she needs a translator to dumb down the words she doesn't understand.

GO AVRIL!

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I fucking hat Avril Lavigne and Good Charlette. Their stupid teeny boppers who pretend to be rebellious

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why did i know you were gonna say that

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avril is satan.

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avril IS the lowest common denominator.

DUMB TEEN MUSIC SELLOUT BITCH

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While I'd do Avril, she pisses me off. Sid Vicious pisses me off too. Dick.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
[B]But that's no reason to hate her.[/B][/QUOTE]

Dude...he said "hat," not hate. He probably means
one of those foam trucker hats, too.

Personally, I think she's a little punk ass...not a punk innovator.

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Hey guys, let's bitch about pop icons, cos like, nobody else is doing it...

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
[B]
Like this jackass:
[IMG]http://www.online-shrine.com/rule/images/ja_rule.jpg[/IMG] [/B][/QUOTE]

WTF do you have against Santana Moss? He's an up and coming Wide Receiver with great runs after the catch. Freaking Jet haters.

I kid.

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Yes, we are bitching ike a lot of other people are.

We wouldn't have to if terrible musicians like Avril didn't exist

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her songs are crap.

She's extremely ignorant to say she created punk for this day and age? cos brittany isnt doing it? wtf?! great comparison!...burt fucking bacharach is punk next to that tool....but instead of slapping avril id slap the shit rakes who buy her music and who ever wondered that she could make it. gawd shes dirt.

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sorry, i keep forgetting that i'm ahead of you kids in this game.

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Avril: The "POP\PUNK" Slut of the universe

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you know, plagiarism is illegal.

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Am I plagerizing someone?

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i don't know, are you?

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i hat all of you.

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She pisses me off
Sid Vicious of this generation or whatever?
Avril is perfect and clean Sid is disturbing, wasted, and a pile of shit
I don't see her cutting herself onstage or anything .......... and shes still going to school or something .... yeah ...... :rolleyes:
Punk doesn't even really exist anymore
Some people just need to die

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yeah man i hate avril
she thinks shes so punk
im fuckign punk
punker than you
look at me
look at me you fuckers look

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cardinal [/i]
[B]While I'd do Avril [/B][/QUOTE]

She's pretty.

Annoying, but pretty.

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Sid is nothing! G.G. Allen on the other hand...

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avrils ugly, and annoying, whiney and stupid which makes her uglier
plus shes an emobitch

sid sucks
so does gg allin

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G.G. Allin sucks, I agree. But he is still better than Sid.

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you mean because he wasnt famous?

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GG was a total el diablo scumfuck. don't listen to him XChuck. while GG's music was really a joke to music, he was the rockenrollest motherfucker ever.

and, I never even bothered to listen to her music. so I can't really say that I hat her. the only song I heard was that "why does everything always have to be so complicated" song. my friend and me couldn't stop laughing when I changed around the lyrics to fit a taco bell commercial. "why does my barrito always have to make my car tip over."...I guess you had to have been there to hear me sing it to the same tune as the song.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]you mean because he wasnt famous? [/B][/QUOTE]

No. That has nothing to do with it. But Sid just seemed like he was doing it because he thought it was cool and hip, G.G. seemed to do it just because he didn't know how to do anything else. That doesn't make him cool, just better than the guy trying to be cool and hip.

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i tihnk thats why gg did it as well, just to a different crowd

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you don't get sent to the penitentiaty for acting cool and hip.

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WOW

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
[B]Why? If you don't like her music, don't listen to it. Yes, she thinks she is a punk, who cares? A million punk-wannabes pose every day, she's just another faker. If you ask me the real problem is the punks that aren't faking.[/IMG] [/B][/QUOTE]

NIGHTRIOUS : ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?

for that quote- maybe.

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ive been saying that all along
do i need to use punctuation and capital letters?

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yes

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fuck that

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]NIGHTRIOUS : ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?

for that quote- maybe. [/B][/QUOTE]
Nope.
His past actions bar him for now.
I'd quote but I'm lazy, and everyone knows the Homophobia thread.

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[B]Why? If you don't like her music, don't listen to it. Yes, she thinks she is a punk, who cares? A million punk-wannabes pose every day, she's just another faker. If you ask me the real problem is the punks that aren't faking.[/B]

Does this remind anyone else of one of Edward Norton's or Woody Harrelson's speeches in the superb movie, The People vs Larry Flint?:

Alan Isaacman: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard a lot toady, and I'm not gonna go back over it, but you have to go into that room and make some decisions. But before you do, there's something you need to know. I am not trying to suggest that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what Larry Flynt does, but what I do like is the fact that I live in a country where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like the fact that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine and read it, or throw it in the garbage can if that's where I think it belongs.

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Advril, or whatever the fuck her name is (either way, she sounds like a fucking headache cure - How the irony aches my bones!), she's nothing more than manufactured angst.
Hey kids, who wants to stay out all night smoking? Who wants to hang loose with the skater boys? Who doesn’t want to wear deodorant? Who wants hairy pits? Who wants my mother fucking emaciated stringy haired face on your screen every other fucking song on MTV?

Go get a pube and shut the fuck up ya bony cow!

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NIGHTRIOUS : ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?

for that quote- maybe.


Negatory, remember this?
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[b]Well, Bill and Ted did suck[/b]
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I heard Avril went into a restaurant and she ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

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So Avril says that she's the Sid Vicious of our generation....
Soooo that means that she cant play bass, is completely useless to her band, and causes them to split eventually [if she even has a band].
Other than causing that whole big deal after the death of Nancy Spungen and then dying a few days later, what significant thing did Vicious really do?? I don't even think people knew who he was until after Nancy was found dead in their hotel room. Before that, nobody even cared or considered him rebelious because they didnt bother to find out about what he was like.
Even if Avril was the Sid Vicious of our generation, she is pretty useless until she becomes addicted to heroine and dies. Thats when Vicious became interesting to read about.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by godspeed [/i]
[B]what is avril thinking saying bullshit like this: i created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.

Avril Lavigne - Seventeen Magazine [/B][/QUOTE]
...who's Sid Vicious?

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I reckon she's just a popstar that's trying to appeal to the punk generation, so the popstar teeny boppers will buy her music, and the punks will buy her music. Little did they know that punks aren't as stupid as they may seem and they saw through her little scam, laughed at her, and went off to listen to Good Charlotte, as if it was any better. Pop doesn't suck, the people that make pop music suck at making pop music.

Also think about this, pop music basically means "popular music". What if Metal became so popular that it was the new "pop"? Unlikely, but think about it.

And by what I said above I'm not saying all punk is or was crap (Good Charlotte are crap though), I'm saying that what passes for punk these days is crap.
Black Flag, Iggy Pop, X, The Ramones, that's real "punk".

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by qualitycontrolrep [/i]
[B]...who's Sid Vicious? [/B][/QUOTE]

It is said that the shabby rooms of New York City's fabled Chelsea Hotel are inhabited by ghosts--of Mark Twain, Janis Joplin and other luminaries who once occupied them. But none of the wandering souls could tell a more haunting tale than the spirits of Nancy Spungen and her lover, Sid Vicious. For it was in the early morning hours of Oct. 12, 1978, in room 100, that Sid ended his tempestuous 21-month relationship with Nancy by stabbing her to death with a hunting knife. Four months later, in agony without her, he ended his own tortured life as well.
At the time, Sid was 21 years old. As bass player for the Sex Pistols, which had broken up a year earlier, he was a member of one of Britain's most influential and incendiary punk-rock bands. Nancy, 20, had been his most ardent fan. Together, the couple were in the forefront of rock's avant-garde, two dog-collared nihilists who brought their twisted, gothic romance to its ill-fated end.

Taken from:

[url]http://www.hotshotdigital.com/WellAlwaysRemember.2/SidVicious.html[/url]

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nauseating_Nancy [/i]
[B]Punk doesn't even really exist anymore
[/B][/QUOTE]

Nothing that was good exists anymore, it's all been homoginized and manufactured for mass consuption.

Capitalism is killing the arts.

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uh huh

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I <3 Avril.

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Why?

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Grae [/i]
[B]It is said that the shabby rooms of New York City's fabled Chelsea Hotel are inhabited by ghosts--of Mark Twain, Janis Joplin and other luminaries who once occupied them. But none of the wandering souls could tell a more haunting tale than the spirits of Nancy Spungen and her lover, Sid Vicious. For it was in the early morning hours of Oct. 12, 1978, in room 100, that Sid ended his tempestuous 21-month relationship with Nancy by stabbing her to death with a hunting knife. Four months later, in agony without her, he ended his own tortured life as well.
At the time, Sid was 21 years old. As bass player for the Sex Pistols, which had broken up a year earlier, he was a member of one of Britain's most influential and incendiary punk-rock bands. Nancy, 20, had been his most ardent fan. Together, the couple were in the forefront of rock's avant-garde, two dog-collared nihilists who brought their twisted, gothic romance to its ill-fated end.

[/B][/QUOTE]
yeah. it was just a joke. Thanks grea, it's satisfying to know that you're the one to reply to that. I shouldn't be surprised.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mungkay [/i]
[B]Why? [/B][/QUOTE]

Because I dpn't need anyone else's permission to listen to whatever I want. I don't need validation to listen to what I want to.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lazlosdead [/i]
[B]Because I dpn't need anyone else's permission to listen to whatever I want. I don't need validation to listen to what I want to. [/B][/QUOTE]

Damn right Lazlosdead. Don't let other people tell you what to like. But you have to realize that a lot of people, me included, fucking hate people like Avril. And sometimes it's just fun to bitch about stuff you really hate.

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