Freddy, Then Jason, Now Meet Robert

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BPL
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Yes this film is real, it screened at Cannes.

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will robert be killed by the common cold?
country music?
will tarantino stop the nose candy?
will he get an original idea?

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What does Trantino have to do with this?

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eh?
was he not attached to this?
after grindhouse and basterds, i thought him the only man coked up enough to remake killer tomatoes (for the second time)

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Because every director named Quentin is Quentin Tarentino. Looks kinda dumb, then again..you're reading the post of a guy who laughed his ass off, the first time he saw Killer Tomatoes.

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More like "Pumpkinhead, Dr. Giggles, Now meet Robert."

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This would have been incredibly stupid, but barely tolerable as a music video or short film. As a feature, it makes Dr Giggles look like a magnum opus.

Just for the record, this has nothing to do with Tarantino. It's a french film, some of you may know the director better under his musical alias: Mr Oizo.

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Aw, dammit. The tire comes to life. I would've wanted to watch it if it's fate were decided by a bunch of other factors that it couldn't control, like it's journey starts when a kid playing in the junkyard rolls it down the freeway and then a truck driver picks it up, needing a spare, and then drug dealers use it to smuggle shit across the U.S./Mexican boarder and then it's seized by police and locked away in an evidence locker hundreds of miles away from it's family etc. etc. and then ultimately ending with some winos burning it for heat at a cockfight in a super sad oscar-winning ending. But the tire just getting up and vamoosing is stupid.

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Seems pretty obviously tongue in cheek. There is no telling what its really about.

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More like "Goodyear, Then Firestone Now meet Robert!"

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ScribblingDes wrote:
Seems pretty obviously tongue in cheek. There is no telling what its really about.

Tongue in cheek or not, it really is a movie about a tire that kills people.

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I'm tired of this movie, and I haven't even seen it!

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