Cult Songs

Look at me, I’m as helpless as a [B]jane s.[/B] up a tree;
And I feel like I’m clingin’ to the [B]cult[/B],
I can’ t understand
I get misty, just [B]veiwing your thread[/B].
[B]walkingcontradiction[/B],
[B]hit a thousand posts the other day[/B],
Or it might be the [B]sight[/B] of your hello,
That music I hear,
I get misty, the moment you’re [B]here[/B].
Can’t you see that you’re [B]veiwing who's on[/B]?
And it’s just what I want you to do,
Don’t you notice how [B]longingly I’ll post[/B]
That’s why I’m [B]quoting[/B] you.
On my own,
When I wander through this [B]cultland[/B] alone,
Never knowing my right [B]click[/B] from my left
My [B];[/B] from my [B]'[/B]
I’m too misty, and too much in [B]<3[/B].
Too misty,
And too much
In [B]<3[/B].....

She plays wipeout on the drums.
The squirrels and the birds come gather round and sing the guitar.
Oh i. . .have you got nothing to say?
When all words fail she speaks.
Her mix tape’s a masterpiece.
Walks through the garden so the roses can see.
Oh i. . .have you got nothing to say?
And you can see daisies in her footsteps,
Dandelions! Butterflies!
I wanna be JANE!

Everyday she wears the same thing.
I think she smokes pot.
She’s everything I want.
She’s everything I’m not.
Oh i. . .
Have you got nothing to say?
She never gets wet.
She smiles and it’s a rainbow.
And she speaks!
And she breathes!
I wanna be JANE!

Down by rosemary and cameron she hands out the bhagavad gita
I see her around every couple days.
I wanna see her so that I can say. . .hey JANE!

He'd shake it up
Was hard to make out
Now it's plain to see
I couldn't cook to save myself
Found my life a recipe
I never looked at him this way before
but now he's all I see...
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's starting to happen
To me

I'm so mezmerized I can't describe it
All that inside hate
No one knows his last name
I didn't ask so
Who am I to blame
Earthquakes started forming underneath my feet today...
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's starting to happen
To me

Oh, this world is topsy-turvy
And it is mine to eat.
He's a pebble in my mouth
And underneath my feet
He's the puzzle piece behind the couch that makes the sky complete...
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's starting to happen
Balthazar's getting industrious
Balthazar's growing a mohawk
Balthazar's starting to happen
To me...

oh vidalia!
you're breakin my heart!
you're shakin my confidence
daily

oh vidalllllllllllia!
i'm down on my knees
i'm beggin you please!
to come home

ah come home

Mr. Brown, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Mr. Brown, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Mr. Brown, he’s a Dutch tan man embibed by the land
Soaking up the thirst of Amsterdam
Mr. Brown, can you see through the wonder of amazement to the oliebollen
Mr. Brown, the land is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike me
Mr. Brown, the sequence of a life form braised in Holland,
Soaking up the thirst of Amsterdam

[Fat girl!]
[You're a fat girl]
[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl]

(It's funky fresh [B]RkDaley[/B]) new kid on tha block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
I was chillin on the ave drinkin some booze
Saw a fatty comin my way so what was I to do?
I busted a U went tha other way again
but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Stampede was rushin, I double looked
and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Five four three ugly as can be, she said

[Ron-de-vu]
Hello [B]RK[/B]. Do you remember me? (I said no)
Huhu yes you do suga
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

[[B]RkDaley[/B]]
When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

[CHORUS:]
[I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
I was hell, victim of a scandal
coz this girl's too much for [B]RK [/B] to handle
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story, it's quite ill
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

Someone had to do it...that someone is me.

[B]snuffy[/B] doesnt know that [B]vidalia[/B] and me do it in my van every sunday
she tells him she's in church but she doesn't go,
still she's on her knees and [B]snuffy[/B] doesn't know
oh [B]snuffy[/B] doesn't know
don't tell [B]snuffy[/B]
[B]snuffy[/B] doesn't know

[QUOTE=mr_hash][B]snuffy[/B] doesnt know that [B]vidalia[/B] and me do it in my van every sunday
she tells him she's in church but she doesn't go,
still she's on her knees and [B]snuffy[/B] doesn't know
oh [B]snuffy[/B] doesn't know
don't tell [B]snuffy[/B]
[B]snuffy[/B] doesn't know[/QUOTE]

bitch. you don't have a future.

All night long!

(all night...with [B]Hash's Mom[/B])

All night long!

(all night...with [B]Hash's Mom[/B])

Well somebody told me
[B]Hash [/B] had a boyfriend
Who looks like [B]Snuffy's [/B] girlfriend
That he had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Well somebody told me
[B]Hash [/B] had a boyfriend
Who looks like [B]Snuffy's [/B] girlfriend
That he had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential[/QUOTE]

:mad:

[QUOTE=snuffy]All night long!

(all night...with [B]Hash's Mom[/B])

All night long!

(all night...with [B]Hash's Mom[/B])[/QUOTE]
"your mom" jokes get me everytime!!!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]"your mom" jokes get me everytime!!![/QUOTE]

i know, i'm really staying classy.

[QUOTE=snuffy]:mad:[/QUOTE]
Don’t do me like that.
Don’t do me like that.
What if I love you [B]Snuffy[/B]?
Don’t do me like that.

When i get mad
And i get pissed
I grab my lappy
And i write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed
snuffy's made my shitlist

For all the ones
Who call me out
Shitlist
For all the ones
who put dino against me
Shitlist
For all the snuffys who get me pissed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

ALEX CASSUN came from Miami, Fla
Hitchhiked her way across the USA.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was she - she said:

Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

ROSSTHEFIREMAN came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybodys darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head - she said

Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.
And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo
-LOU REED

in denial [B]sara faye[/B] will come clean all the ravenous debris
in disguise sideswiped by penance cerecloth sentencing
this scapegrace will pay my barking harangue... are you listening?
on the 14th you stole what hasn't grown old
in denial, file this under a bridge that [B]mikandrewz[/B] can't leave
will those shadows glare from that blank- rimmed stare in a vacancy hush
aunque me dejaste ahogando en el mar acuestate en la tierra, de la realidad de tu sueño
manos de recuerdo solamente a ti te odio yo ya me voy
in denial, who will clean up all this ravenous debris
in denial, file this under a bridge that [B]mikandrewz[/B] can't leave
and the storyville sawbones couldn't fill
the prescription to mend all the broken wills in the white lie wards - don't you pretend
tangled in thorns to walk unborn
and this debt will collect
all the sickness that is there

(The Mars Volta - Concertina)

What's with these cultists, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like [B]Alex Cassun[/B]
Oh-oh, and you're [B]Fullmetalbrak[/B]
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care bout that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like [B]Alex Cassun[/B]
Oh-oh, and you're [B]Fullmetalbrak[/B]
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that

Bang, bang a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter [B]Jane [/B] are you feeling sick?
what's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter [B]Jane[/B], are you feeling blue? oh-oh!
And that's for all time
And that's for all time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like [B]Alex Cassun[/B]
Oh-oh, and you're [B]Fullmetalbrak[/B]
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that
I don't care bout that

Heheee. I don't care what they say about us, either, hotstuff.

I reckon I might sing more of these

This is probably more of a mangled lyric thing, but I recently spoke to a friend who told me that the first time he heard REM's Losing my Religion he was quite-ah-medicated and couldn't understand why any guy would sing a song that went:

[I]That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my erection....[/I]

Of course it took him years, a marriage and two kids to admit to this mis-hearing, but whenever the song comes on the radio I sing the "medicated" lyric. It works wonderfully well.

[I]Oh no, I've said too much....

[/I]

FuzzBusta
You're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair, sticky hips
Stubble on my sticky lips

FuzzBusta
You're the only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor

FuzzBusta
You're dancing like a beautiful dance whore
FuzzBusta
Waiting on a silver platter now... and nothing matters now

(Franz Ferdinand - Michael)

This is a great thread...im finding my bearings but here's a shot anyway

[B]To Moe.ron[/B]
Cease to resist, giving my goodbye
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of moe.tilation
a wave
wave

I've kissed moe.rmaids, rode the el nino
walked the sand with the crustaceans
could find my way to moe.riana
on a wave of moe.tilation,
wave of moe.tilation

[B]To Snuffy[/B]
In the cool of the evening
When everything is getting kind of groovy
You call me up and ask me
Would I like to go with you and see a movie?
First I say no, I've got some plans for tonight
And then I stop and say all right
Love is kind of crazy with a Snuffy little boy like you

You always keep me guessing
I never seem to know what you are thinking
And if a girl looks at you
It's for sure your little eye will be a-winking
I get confused, I never know where I stand
And then you smile and hold my hand
Love is kind of crazy with a Snuffy little boy like you
SNUFFY

If you decide some day to stop this little game that you are a-playing
I'm gonna tell you all the things my heart's been a-dying to be saying
Just like a ghost you've been a-haunting my dreams
But now I know you're not what you seem
Love is kind of crazy with a Snuffy little boy like you
Snuffy

ohh Snuffy ahhh Snuffy!

[B]Archer [/B] told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Well just the other day I heard a soldier falling off
some Indonesian junk that's going round.

[B]Archer's [/B] alright, [B]Snuffy's [/B] alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

[B]Snuffy [/B] says, "[B]Archers [/B] is right, she's really up on things."
"Before we married, [B]Archer [/B] served in the WACS in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.
But [B]Archer [/B] isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

[B]Archer's [/B] alright, [B]Snuffy's [/B] alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Well every time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, [B]Arch [/B] and [B]Snuff [/B] were rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.

[B]Archers's [/B] alright, [B]Snuffy's [/B] alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay ay ay

If you enjoy the company
of a descending family tree
Well tuck in your thoughts,
he's there or he's not
the feeling is mutual

Well pardon [B]Irelocus'[/B] birth he just slipped out
origins he can't brag about.
spawn of a bank inquisitor
And theives he wish.

Watch out [B]Irelocus [/B] also
involves himself in blackmail.
One would think the interests conflict.
Yeeeeah, hooo

the air is so tight he feels so thin
Hot as the come to closing in
Hot as the gun he's closing in
and reeap the benefits

Beware of [B]Irelocus[/B]
says that he believes in leprechauns
Irish folk tales scare the shit out of him, yeah

be as it may he's happy to say he's around
Miles accrued and passengers add up
the message on a mirror says "[B]stick with irelocus[/B]"
Cause no one's there
to read his reflection when he's gone
get it on

[B]Mr Brown[/B], you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
[B]Mr Brown[/B], you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

[B]Mr Brown[/B], you don't have to put on the red light
[B]Mr Brown[/B], you don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

[B]Mr Brown[/B], you don't have to put on the red light
[B]Mr Brown[/B], you don't have to put on the red light
You don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light

[B]Karb [/B]plays with [B]mirka[/B], [B]mirka [/B]plays with [B]jane[/B]
[B]Jane [/B]plays with [B]gimp[/B], [B]gimp [/B]is happy again
[B]Minerva [/B]plays with [B]Stray[/B], [B]Snuffy [/B]plays with [B]Brown[/B]
[B]Alex [/B]builds a bonfire, [B]scerpica [/B]plays with it
-whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside
-whistling tunes we?re kissing baboons in the jungle
It?s a knockout
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers-war without tears
Games without frontiers-war without tears

Jeux sans frontieres
Jeux sans frontieres
Jeux sans frontieres

[B]Andrewz [/B]has a red flag, [B]venterminator[/B]'s is blue
They all have hills to fly them on except for [B]Quiet You![/B]
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games
Hiding out in tree-tops shouting out rude names
-whistling tunes we hide in the dunes by the seaside
-whistling tunes we piss on the goons in the jungle
It?s a knockout
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers-wars without tears
If looks could kill they probably will
In games without frontiers-war without tears
Games without frontiers-war without tears

Jeux sans frontieres
Jeux sans frontieres
Jeux sans frontieres

Hey there, people, I’m [B]Mr. Brown[/B]
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp
I’m actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work ’n’ maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’ I’m a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a new job ’n’ be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

Women’s liberation
Came creepin’ all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream,
But now I smell like vaseline
An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i don’t know which
I wonder...wonder...

So I went out ’n’ bought me a leisure mask
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’ radio promo
An’ none of the jocks even think about tonso
Eventually me ’n’ a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
’long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead

Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is [B]Mr. Brown[/B]
Watch me now, I'm going down...

And my name is [B]Mr. Brown[/B]
Watch me now, I'm going down...

And my name is [B]Mr. Brown[/B]
Watch me now, I'm going down

*bump*

wohhooo. we need more of this!

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a [B]Riddlegimp[/B]
[b]Riddlegimp[/b], burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A [B]Riddlegimp[/B], a [B]Riddlegimp[/B]

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time...

[b]Stoyan[/b] the Mormon hears the doorbell ring.
But inside they're not answering.
Peering through the window, to his surprise,
The door flies open, "Come inside!"
"I am [b]Cassun[/b] the Freemason, what you're selling i do not need.
But, [b]Fake Plstic[/b], orthodox Catholic, is more likely in your league."
At that very moment [b]Mr. Snuffy[/b] rings his bells,
Ding-a-ling ding-a-ling.
Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight
While reclining on his brand new mountain bike.
Now watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist.
Enter [b]Linus[/b], the super Scientologist.
"I'm opining sailing [b]Linus[/b]. Is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee on her cherry pie."
[b]Stoyan[/b] says to [b]Linus[/b], "Hey, if there are really aliens,
I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them."
"Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!"
[b]JKuhlmann[/b] passes by on his way to the fair (and he says)
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
At that very moment [b]Mr.Snuffy[/b] rings his bells.
So before [b]Linus[/b] could bring his crushing blow,
[b]Stoyan[/b] raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no!"
[b]Linus[/b] says, "Hey, we ain't even finished this!"
[b]Stoyan[/b] says, "Yes we have. Here come them Witnesses."
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?"

[B][I]Do Wah Diddy Diddy[/I][/B]

[B]Danshewan[/B] just walking down the street
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do
Snapping his fingers and shuffling his feet
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do

He looked good(looked good)
He looked fine(looked fine)
He looked good, He looked fine
And I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it he was walking next to [B]LECKIE[/B]
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do
holding hands just as natural as can be
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do

They walked on(walked on)
To [B]LECKIE's [/B]door(my door)
They walked on to [B]LECKIE's [/B]door(they walked on to his door)
Then they kissed a little more

wo wo wo
[B]LECKIE [/B] knew he was falling in love
yes he did
And so he told him of all the things he'd been dreaming of

Now they're together
Nearly every single day
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do
They're so happy and that's how they're gonna stay
Singing do wah diddy diddy down diddy do

Do wah diddy diddy down diddy do
Do wah diddy diddy down do
Do wahdiddy diddy down diddy do

La Bamba

Para bailar [B]la belleza[/B]
Para bailar [B]la belleza [/B]se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia y otra cosita
Y arriba y arriba
Y arriba y arriba y arriba ire
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, por ti sere
Por ti sere, por ti sere

[B]Belleza, belleza, belleza, belleza
Belleza, belleza
Belleza[/B]

Para bailar [B]la belleza[/B]
Para bailar [B]la belleza [/B]se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Ay y arriba y arriba
Y arriba y arriba y arriba ire
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan

[B]Belleza, belleza, belleza, belleza
Belleza, belleza
Belleza[/B]

[B]Barca boy[/B] off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Barca boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])

[Verse 1:]
[B]Barca boy[/B] off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When i do dat [B]Barca boy[/B]
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo bitch ass
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm cocking on your bitch
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"

Run for cover
(Run for cover)
Don't shoot! - Shoot!
She's so dangerous
([B]Shotgunface[/B]!)
(Gun!)
(Don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]!)

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm right
Fallin' head over heals at the speed of light
Hey little miss heaven on earth
Whoa, won't you walk this way but I see a red alert
Oh, my senses say keep away
So don't shoot!

Don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]
Dream on nightmare
Touch 'n' go
Dove turned destroyer, she cut you up, she's a slave of love

Run for cover, she's so dangerous
Undercover, she's so shameless

Don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]
You got me bitin' my lip
Don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]!
Ya shootin' straight from the hip

So don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]
Shoot me, baby!
Ow!

Hit 'n' miss, flesh and blood
She's sweet and indiscreet, she can't get enough
A little midnight madness
Oh baby, you can't hide
So wild 'n' unpredictable
Step aside
'Cos you're, you're shooting wide

Run for cover, she's so dangerous
Undercover, she's so shameless

[Repeat Chorus]

Oh
Shake it, shake it!
Ah, take this, little hit 'n' miss

[guitar solo]

[Repeat Chorus]

Don't shoot it!
Don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]!
Shake it, shake it!
Aw, take this little hit 'n' miss
Ow!
(Don't shoot [B]Shotgunface[/B]!)
Oh shoot it!
Don't shoot it!
Uh, Oh [B]Shotgunface[/B]!
Shoot me, baby!
Ow!
Let it blow!

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1130913][B]Barca boy[/B] off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Barca boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat [B]Barca boy[/B])

[Verse 1:]
[B]Barca boy[/B] off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When i do dat [B]Barca boy[/B]
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo bitch ass
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm cocking on your bitch
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"[/QUOTE]

Frank I Wuv It.

Um, so you guys can play too!

We all came out to [B]MR.BROWN[/B]
On the lake [B]VENDETTA[/B] shoreline
To make records with a [B]MOE.RON[/B]
We didn’t have much time
[B]KARBUNCKLE[/B] and [B]NATEPARKER[/B]
Were at the best place around
But some [B]KAKUNN[/B] with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
[B]SNUFFY [/B]on the water,and [B]JEEBUS[/B] in the sky

They burned down [B]PALAHNIUK[/B] house
It died with an awful sound
[B]BARCA BOY[/B] was running in and out
Pulling [B]LEVI [/B]out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
[B]FULLMETALBRAK[/B] was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
[B]SNUFFY[/B] on the water, [B]JEEBUS[/B] in the sky

We ended up at [B]SCERPICA[/B] hotel
little [B]LADY CHAOS[/B] was there
But with the [B]MOREY[/B] truck stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few [B]XEC 8 [/B]and a few old [B]CORR[/B]
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know we’ll never forget
[B]SNUFFY [/B]on the water, [B]JEEBUS[/B] in the sky

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1130936][B]"Smartazboy"[/B]
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say
He wanted her
She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes

He was a [B]Smartazboy[/B]
She said see you [B]Smartazboy[/B]
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth

5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone
She turns on tv
Guess who she sees
[B]Smartazboy[/B] rockin up MTV
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show
She tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a [B]Smartazboy[/B]
She said see you [B]Smartazboy[/B]
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?[/QUOTE]
Haha, awesome.