Cult Songs

[QUOTE=ireLocus]Flippin' sweet.[/QUOTE]

You betcha. Then I'm gonna take all his goddamned toys too.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]You betcha. Then I'm gonna take all his goddamned toys too.[/QUOTE]

I like it when, in ht emovie, the Joker is like "Where does he get all those wonderful TOYS?!?"

That was cool... cause I wanted a belt like that.

What the shit is this shit? ^

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]What the shit is this shit? ^[/QUOTE]

um.. shit. I mean, you said it. that's what it is.

We're just shootin' the shit.

[QUOTE=ireLocus]um.. shit. I mean, you said it. that's what it is.

We're just shootin' the shit.[/QUOTE]

No way, I have nuttin' to do with this. You clean up your own mess.

"Nuttin' for nuttin' but nuttin' Donnie."
- DONNIE BRASCO

When you have nothing to say, just quote a movie, that makes up for lack of conversation.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]When you have nothing to say, just quote a movie, that makes up for lack of conversation.[/QUOTE]

IDIot. I'll do whatever I feel like. GAWD!

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]When you have nothing to say, just quote a movie, that makes up for lack of conversation.[/QUOTE]
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" Mr. Blonde
Reservoir Dogs

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]When you have nothing to say, just quote a movie, that makes up for lack of conversation.[/QUOTE]

I know you're not talking about me here.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I know you're not talking about me here.[/QUOTE]

good come back.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" Mr. Blonde
Reservoir Dogs[/QUOTE]

"ASSHOLE!"

-Mr White

Reservoir Dogs

[QUOTE=karbunkle][b]Akiama[/b] got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

[b]Akiama[/b] got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without [b]Akiama[/b].
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

[b]Akiama[/b] got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in [b]Akiama[/b]'s wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

[b]Akiama[/b] got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.[/QUOTE]

*shakes fist*

you bastard!

hardy har har

anywho

let's start with some Led:
"Black Dog"

Hey, hey, [b]Karbunkle[/b], said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, [b]Snuffy[/b], way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, [b]smartazboy[/b], when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away.

Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah. Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah.

I gotta roll, can't stand still, got a flame in my heart, can't get my fill.
Eyes that shine burning red, dreams of [b]fake plstc trees[/b] all through my head.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Hey, [b]Fiberoptic Jesus[/b], oh, [b]baby Jesus[/b], pretty [b]baby Jesus[/b], Tell me won't you you do me now.

Didn't take too long 'fore I found out, what people mean my down and out.
Spent my money, took my car, started telling his friends he wants to be a star.
I don't know but I been told, a big-legged man ain't got no soul.

All I ask for when I pray, steady rollin' man gonna come my way.
Need a man gonna hold my hand, won't tell me no lies, make me a happy woman.

Marilyn Manson "Mister Superstar" (sorry if I call you a girl and you're not, and vice versa)

Hey, [b]Mr_Hash[/b]:
"I'll do anyhting for you"
"I'm your number one fan"
hey [b]mr. Brown[/b], I, I, I, I want you
hey [b]ms Vidalia[/b],
I want to get sick from you
hey [b]ms walkingcontradiction[/b],
don't you know I worship you?
hey [b]mr. parkaboy[/b],
"I wanna grow up just like you"
I know that I can turn [b]fake plstc trees[/b] on
I wish I could just turn [b]Snuffy[/b] off
I never wanted this
hey [b]mr. MockyMockins[/b],
I just want to love you
hey, hey, hey [b]mr. ireLocus[/b],
I wanna go down on you
hey [b]mr. Maddetchke Malorkus[/b],
will you answer my prayers?
hey, hey, hey [b]ms vandamage[/b],
I want to be your little girl

hey [b]mr_hash[/b],
I'll kill myself for you
hey [b]mr_hash[/b],
I'll kill you if I can't have you
superstar, superfuck baby...

The Doors "Love Me Two Times"

Love me two times, [b]Chixulub[/b]
Love me twice today
Love me two times, [b]JKabol[/b]
I'm goin' away
Love me two times, [b]undertow[/b]
One for tomorrow
One just for today
Love me two times
I'm goin' away

Love me one time
I could not speak
Love me one time
Yeah, my knees got weak
But love me two times, [b]jane s.[/b]
Last me all through the week
Love me two times
I'm goin' away
Love me two times
I'm goin' away

Oh, yes

Love me one time
I could not speak
Love me one time, [b]Atomos[/b]
Yeah, my knees got weak
But love me two times, [b]Snuffy[/b]
Last me all through the week
Love me two times
I'm goin' away

Love me two times, [b]Vidalia[/b]
Love me twice today
Love me two times, [b]Jesus[/b]
'Cause I'm goin' away
Love me two time, [b]mirkah[/b]
One for tomorrow
One just for today
Love me two times
I'm goin' away
Love me two times
I'm goin' away
Love me two times
I'm goin' away

I was thinking of Dr. Hook's "Freakers Ball"

[QUOTE=Akiamahey]
[b]ms walkingcontradiction[/b],
don't you know I worship you?
[/QUOTE]

Heck Yes you do...

Haha, Akiama called Maddie a mister. Haha.

*laughs holding his side and falls out the door*

[QUOTE=Jeebus]Haha, Akiama called Maddie a mister. Haha.

*laughs holding his side and falls out the door*[/QUOTE]
Jeebs... Did you get my "hard on for Jesus" song...i was very proud of it...

[QUOTE=walkingcontradiction]Jeebs... Did you get my "hard on for Jesus" song...i was very proud of it...[/QUOTE]

and this, in honor of my recent viewing of the freaks & geeks kegger episode:

Jeebus is just alright with me, jeebus is just alright, oh yeah
Jeebus is just alright with me, jeebus is just alright

I don’t care what they may say
I don’t care what they may do
I don’t care what they may say
Jeebus is just alright, oh yeah
Jeebus is just alright

Jeebus is just alright with me, Jeebus is just alright, oh yeah
Jeebus is just alright with me, Jeebus is just alright

I don’t care what they may know
I don’t care where they may go
I don’t care what they may know
Jeebus is just alright, oh yeah

Jeebus, he’s my friend; Jeebus, he’s my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jeebus, he’s my friend

Jeebus is just alright with me, Jeebus is just alright, oh yeah
Jeebus is just alright with me, Jeebus is just alright

I don’t care what they may say, I don’t care what they may do
I don’t care what they may say, Jeebus is just alright, oh yeah

this was the only way I could tell you

but I already apologized for the mix ups beforehand

Yeah, WC, I saw it. Very nice, very fitting too.

What's up with my name in all these songs? I'm not saying that I don't like it, I love it, but I think you people are orgasming to the masses by dozens. That get's me hot.

Haha, I just thought of a funny picture I can do. I'll take it on my Kodak tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Jeebus] What's up with my name in all these songs? I'm not saying that I don't like it, I love it, but I think you people are orgasming to the masses by dozens. That get's me hot.

[/QUOTE]
It can't be helped. You have been chosen the son of man. We cannot help but worship and follow you, constantly say your name.
Its either that or because Jeebus can be added to anything that has Jesus in it. Dork.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Its either that or because Jeebus can be added to anything that has Jesus in it. Dork.[/QUOTE]

word.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]It can't be helped. You have been chosen the son of man. We cannot help but worship and follow you, constantly say your name.
Its either that or because Jeebus can be added to anything that has Jesus in it. Dork. ;)[/QUOTE]
i can keep going. a quick google search reports that i can post the lyrics to "personal jeebus," "american jeebus," "leather jeebus," and "plastic jeebus."

Damn. Jesus, my brother, get's all the credit! Just because I was sexing it up in heaven doesn't mean I can't handle myself in an orderly manner. It sure as hell doesn't mean I have to be banished either! Gah!

[QUOTE=Jeebus]Damn. Jesus, my brother, get's all the credit! Just because I was sexing it up in heaven doesn't mean I can't handle myself in an orderly manner. It sure as hell doesn't mean I have to be banished either! Gah![/QUOTE]
You are Mary Kate to his Ashley.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]You are Mary Kate to his Ashley.[/QUOTE]

Regardless, he died a virgin.

[QUOTE=Jeebus]Regardless, he died a virgin.[/QUOTE]
True, but for all of us. Look at you. You messed around with Mary Magdeline, after she stopped whoring around. You told her that Jesus said she should if she loved him. He left an impression of his face in her hankershief. You left your spunk in it.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]True, but for all of us. Look at you. You messed around with Mary Magdeline, after she stopped whoring around. You told her that Jesus said she should if she loved him. He left an impression of his face in her hankershief. You left your spunk in it.[/QUOTE]

Holy Sheeyat. I thought [i]they[/i] edited that out of the Bible.

Tha Mac Bible Lyrics
Artist(Band):Snoop Dogg

There's a scripture in the [b]Jeebus[/b] Bible that says
'He that trusts a ho, shall surely be broke'
'Pressure busts a pipe that make water run uphill'
Alotta you niggas talk that shit
But half you niggas ain't real
Will the real niggas stand up and be counted
Or lay down and be mounted
Cuz this game is not a playground, it's a classroom
It's not a holiday, but an educational process
And experience is your greatest teacher
So listen to the gangsta [b]Mike[/b] preacher
[b]Frank's[/b] do what they want, bustas do the best that they can
From half of a gangstas start, is a sucka's dream
In the game God said, that he would send a G
With the street ethnics and G-Code
With the gangsta Ten Commandments
And the gangsta Ten Commandments shall read:
'Thou shall kill a [b]snuffy[/b]'
'Thou shall check a bitch'
'Thou shall charge a ho'
'Thou shall send a sucker'
'Thou shall respect the G'
'Thou shall pack that steel'
'Thou shall keep it real'
'Thou shall flex his G's'
'Thou shall stack his green'
'Thou shall stay true to his game'
See I'm a gangsta, not a prankster
I don't pull rabbits out of my hat
But I will pull a strap from behind my back
Now how 'bout that!

Way to Drop it Like Its Hot!

[B]Jeebus[/B] is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for spain
Oh and I can see [B]Jeebus [/B] waving goodbye
God it looks like [B]Jeebus[/B], must be the clouds in my eyes

They say spain is pretty though I’ve never been
Well [B]Jeebus[/B] says it’s the best place that he’s ever seen
Oh and he should know, he’s been there enough
Lord I miss [B]Jeebus[/B], oh I miss him so much
[B]
Jeebus[/B] my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal
Your eyes have died but you see more than i
[B]Jeebus[/B] you’re a star in the face of the sky

[B]Jeebus[/B] is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for spain
Oh and I can see [B]Jeebus[/B] waving goodbye
God it looks like [B]Jeebus[/B], must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like [B]Jeebus[/B], must be the clouds in my eyes

*tear drips down from cheek*

[QUOTE=Jeebus]*tear drips down from cheek*[/QUOTE]
*sniffles*

*hands Jeebs a tissue*

it's okay bortha'... its okay

[b]moe's[/b] a sight to see, [b]moe's[/b] good to me
I'm already somebody's baby
[b]moe's[/b] a pretty thing and [b]moe[/b] knows everything
But I'm already somebody's baby

I'm nice to [b]moe[/b], I could make it through
That you're already somebody's baby
I could make [b]moe[/b] smile if [b]moe[/b] stayed a while
But how long will [b]moe[/b] stay with me baby

Because [b]moe's[/b] candle burns too bright
Well, I almost forgot it was twilight
Even if I think that you are right
Well, I'm tired of being down, I got no fight

[b]moe's[/b] wonderful, when it's beautiful
But I'm already somebody's baby
And if I went with you I'd disappoint [b]moe[/b] too
Well, I'm already somebody's baby
Already somebody's baby

Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there he was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there he was
Like disco superfly
I smell [B]smartazboy[/B] here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Daddy this surely is a dream

Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there he was
In platform double suede
Yeah there he was
Like disco lemonade
I smell [B]smartazboy[/B] here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
daddy this surely is a dream
daddy this surely is a dream
I smell [B]smartazboy[/B] here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
daddy this surely is a dream
daddy this surely is a dream
Yeah daddy this must be my dream

Life is hard and so am i
You better give me something
So I don’t die
[B]walkingcontradiction [/B] for the soul
Before I sputter out

Life is white and I am black
[B]Jeebus [/B] and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling will you be here
Before I sputter out

Guess who’s living here
With the great undead
This paint by number’s life is fucking with my head
Once again

Life is good and I feel great
’cause mother says I was
A great mistake

[B]walkingcontradiction [/B] for the soul
You better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out

^^ [B]=)[/B] damn good song [B]=)[/B] ^^

lalalala

[QUOTE=sara faye]I see [B][COLOR=SlateGray]ireLocus[/COLOR][/B], [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Vidalia [/COLOR] [/B] too
I see them bloom for [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Frank[/COLOR][/B] and [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Jeebs[/COLOR][/B]
And I think to myself, what a wonderful Cult.

I see skies of [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Jane[/COLOR][/B] and clouds of [B][COLOR=SlateGray]snuffy[/COLOR][/B]
The bright [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Mr_Hash[/COLOR][/B], the dark [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Undertow[/COLOR][/B]
And I think to myself what a wonderful Cult.

The [B][COLOR=SlateGray]walkingcontradiction[/COLOR][/B] so pretty in the sky
Are also on the face of [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Ubik[/COLOR][/B] going by
I see [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Maddy [/COLOR] [/B] and [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Brown [/COLOR] [/B] shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I <3 you.

I hear chat babies cry, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful Cult
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful Cult.[/QUOTE]
aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe *tear...

Well, the animals laugh from the dark of the wilderness. [B][COLOR=Pink]Walkingcontradiction[/COLOR][/B] cries hard in an apartment complex, as I pass in a car buried under the influence. The city's driving me out of my mind. I have seen [B][COLOR=LightBlue]Batman[/COLOR][/B], he's caught in the sad trap of gravity. He falls from the lowest branch of the apple tree and lands in the grass and weeps for his dignity. Next time he will not aim so high. Yeah, next time, neither will I. Now, [B][COLOR=DarkOrchid]Cindy Weston[/COLOR][/B] takes loans out, sends her kids off to colleges. Her family is reduced to names on a shopping list. Meanwhile, [B][COLOR=DarkOrange]RKDaley[/COLOR][/B] kneels beneath a great, wooden crucifix. He know's there's worse things than being alone. I have learned to retreat at the first sign of danger. I mean, why wait around, if it's just to surrender? Ambition, I have found, can lead only to failure. I do not read the reviews. No, I am not singing for you.

Well, I stood dropping a coin into the pit of a well. And I would throw my whole billfold if I thought it would help. With all these wishes I make, I should buy something real, at least a telephone call home. Well, My teachers, they built this retaining wall memory, all those multiple choices I answered so quickly. And I got my grades back and forgot just as easily, but at least I got an A. And so I don't have them to blame. Well, I should stop pointing fingers; reserve my judgment of all those public action figures, the cowboy president. So loud behind the bullhorn so proud they can't admit when they've made a mistake. While poison ink spews from [B][COLOR=SlateGray]Izen[/COLOR][/B]'s pen, he knows he don't have to say it, so it don't bother him. "Honesty" "Accuracy" is just "Popular Opinion." And the approval rating is high, so someone's gonna die. ABC, NBC, CBS: Bullshit. They give us fact or fiction? I guess an even split. And each new act of war is tonight's entertainment. We're still the pawns in their game. As they take eye for an eye until no one can see, we must stumble blindly forward, repeating history. Well, I guess we all fit into your slogan on the fast food marquee: Red blooded, White skinned oh and the Blues. Oh and the Blues! I got the Blues! That's me! That's me!

Well, I awoke in relief. My sheets and tubes were all tangled weak from whiskey and pills, in a Chicago hospital. And [B][COLOR=Yellow]Sara Faye[/COLOR][/B] was there, in a chair, by the window, staring so far away. I tried talking, just whispered, "...so sorry...so selfish..." She stopped me and said, "Child I love you regardless and there is nothing you could do that would ever change this. I'm not angry. It happens. But you just can't do it again." So now I try to keep up, I have been exchanging my currency. While a million objects pass through my periphery. Now I am rubbing my eyes because they are starting to bother me. I have been staring too long at the screen. But where was it when I first heard the sweet sound of humilty? It came to my ears in the goddamn loveliest melody. How grateful I was then to be part of the mystery, to love and to be loved. Let's just hope that is enough.

[Bright Eyes - Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And Be Loved)]

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
[B]Akiama [/B] with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for [B]Jane S[/B] with the sun in her eyes,
And she’s gone.
[B]walkingcontradiction [/B] in the sky with diamonds.
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where [B]the cult [/B] people eat marshmellow pies,
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take [B]Vidalia [/B] away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you’re gone.
[B]Sara Faye [/B] in the sky with diamonds,
Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The [B]cult [/B] girls with the kaleidoscope eyes.

[color=teal][b]Teal[/b][/color]
Walking in the breeze
On the plains of old Sedona
Arizona
Among the trees
[color=teal][b]Teal[/b][/color]

[The Pixies - Havalina (yes, that's the whole song)]

Sould destroyed
With clever toys
For little boys.
It's inevitable, inevitable.
It's a soul destroyed.
You're free until you drop
You free you 'till you've had enough.
And you don't understand.

You've No [B]batman...[/B] no [B]batman... [/B]
No [B]batman[/B]... no [B]batman...[/B]

Aeroplane do I mean what mean?
It's inevitable, inevitable.
Oh aeroplane.
A thousand miles an hour.
On politics and power that you don't understand.

And No [B]batman[/B]... no [B]batman...[/B]
No [B]batman[/B]... no [B]batman...[/B]

The answer to your prayer.
We'll drop you anywhere
With no [B]batman... [/B] no [B]batman..[/B]
No [B]batman[/B]... no [B]batman[/B].

radiohead - ripcord

you're such a [B]federov[/B] freak
i wish there were more just like you
you're not like all of the others

and that is why i love you
[B]federov [/B] freak, [B]federov[/B] freak
that is why i love you
[B]federov[/B] freak, [B]federov [/B] freak

some people think you have a problem
but that problem lies only with them
just 'cause you are not like the others

but that is why i love you
[B]federov[/B] freak, [B]federov[/B] freak
yeah that is why i love you
[B]federov[/B] freak, [B]federov[/B] freak

too good for this world
but i hope you will stay
and i'll be here to see that you don't fade away

you're such a [B]federov[/B] freak
i bet you are flying inside
dart down and then go for cover

and know that i
i love you
[B]feverov[/B] freak
you know that i
i love you
[B]federov[/B] freak, [B]federov[/B] freak

eels - beautiful freak

Life is hard
And so am I
Better give me somethin'
Before I die

[B]Walkingcontradiction[/B], for the soul
before I sputter out

Eels - Novacaine for the Soul

Macheath is actually satirized as being Sir Robert Walpole, a British politican who was cheating on his wife during that time. But I am a dashing romantic, a gentleman pickpocket, a Robin Hood type. I am polite to the people I rob, I avoid violence, and I show impeccable good manners. Way to go me!

what? ^

[QUOTE=ireLocus]Life is hard
And so am I
Better give me somethin'
Before I die

[B]Walkingcontradiction[/B], for the soul
before I sputter out

Eels - Novacaine for the Soul[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Life is hard and so am i
You better give me something
So I don’t die
[B]walkingcontradiction [/B] for the soul
Before I sputter out

Life is white and I am black
[B]Jeebus [/B] and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling will you be here
Before I sputter out

Guess who’s living here
With the great undead
This paint by number’s life is fucking with my head
Once again

Life is good and I feel great
’cause mother says I was
A great mistake

[B]walkingcontradiction [/B] for the soul
You better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out[/QUOTE]
*cough*

well, great minds think alike... eh... and so do the crazy ones aparently.

Ire, I was replying to the post Sara Faye did about me. Mack The Knife was by Louis Armstrong and Macheath was satirized in that song for the Brit.

[QUOTE=ireLocus]well, great minds think alike... eh... and so do the crazy ones aparently.[/QUOTE]

"because the only ones for me are the mad ones..."

[QUOTE=Jeebus]Ire, I was replying to the post Sara Faye did about me. Mack The Knife was by Louis Armstrong and Macheath was satirized in that song for the Brit.[/QUOTE]

oh, cool

"We're all mad here. You're mad, I'm mad..." Cheshire Cat.

[B]Sara Faye[/B], [B]Sara Faye[/B]
Yo, we got a patient in the front
that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluteus maximus
And she wanna know can you solve it...
[B]Akiama[/B] is a jack-ass, much like a donkey
And I'm-a pin the tail on the funky
Has anybody seen [B]Fed[/B]? Head swelled
Cause I get paid well, kickin much tail
Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros
You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss
Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind
I lose a fan but I'ma be fine
[B]Walkingcontradiction[/B], didn't think I still could
Make it funky real good
Take it then I looped it
Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID!!
Then [B]Fullmetalbrak[/B] make you shake your rump
to the brand new [B]Bat[/B]-Funk
Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk
to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk
Coming from around the way
It's [B]existingincolor[/B] better known as [B]Sara Faye[/B]

(Del the Funky Homosapien - Dr. Bombay)

[QUOTE=Jeebus]Ire, I was replying to the post Sara Faye did about me. Mack The Knife was by Louis Armstrong and Macheath was satirized in that song for the Brit.[/QUOTE]
er, no... louis covered it, but kurt weill and bertolt brecht wrote it for "the threepenny opera." and i wanted to dbl check this, and in doing so, i found out that THAT was an adaptation of macheath from an even earlier version of a play called 'the beggar's opera' by john gay, a collaborator with jonathan swift. you can have some fun seeing how modern companies are adapting the t.p.o.