Corny Movies Thread

Joe Dirt. Every time it's TV, I leave it on and watch it.

Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2

North by Northwest

Lots of corn in that one scene.

I'll see your NxNW and raise you 7 Stephen Kings.

Or any other Zombie movie from the 80's

Oh sssoooo many.

Theres the American comedies that I find so cheap and cheesy that I love them. Stuff such as Deuce Bigalow (the 1st one), Super Troopers, Harold & Kumar, Joe Dirt, Superbad etc.

Then theres the mega cheesy action films, Most of which have Arnie in. These include Commando, Total recall, Street Fighter, etc.

There's the stinking horror films. Any Freddy, Jason, or Michael film. The hellraiser sequels, The dentist movies, The night of the living dead movies, etc. (So many of these)

And then there's the special kind of cheese that only the Eastern World can pull off. Stuff like The Story of Ricky, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, etc.

Starship Troopers.

I thought it too, too easy.

I think my penis inverted itself into a vagina after getting all teary-eyed at the end of Sweet November.

It Takes Two.

So what exactly is the difference between a corny movie and a guilty pleasure movie?
I would say The Happening is my guilty pleasure movie. It is just so terrible in every way a movie can be terrible that I have to watch it every time I see it on. It's a sick compulsion. If I see it's coming on and there's something else on that is actually good and I want to see, I'll record the good movie to watch later and watch The Happening live.

I love Steve Guttenberg... two years ago he was playing the prince in Cinderella in a really crap theatre near my old house. I missed it and was gutted! I thought it was quite impressive that he was still playing the Prince role age 50!

Well, The Parent Trap was basically It Takes Two.

No way!

It Takes Two was first, which means The Parent Trap is lame!

Original Parent Trap kicked ass.

I can't see embed videos. = (

ah well, I was just trying to show that if you liked the remake, you'd love the original..

She's saying the Parent Trap is from 1961.

...yes.

1960 came before 1961. 1960 is Better!

The Parent Trap was based on the German book, Lottie and Lisa (1940's), and I read it approximately 237 times during my childhood. I love the 1961 Hayley Mills movie adaptation. Which reminds me of other corny movies I STILL love, all of them featuring Hayley Mills:

- Pollyanna
- Summer Magic
- The Trouble with Angels

Also, all the Pippi Longstocking movies.

That reminds me of Darby O'Gill and the little People, which I suppose if a corny movie and I love it and all, although I really haven't seen it in quite a few years.

Sean Connery singing <3

I watch 10 Things I Hate About You everytime it's on TV.

All those great actors from when they were just teens. I want to see more of Larisa Oleynik. I only know her from this and from playing Alex Mack on Nickolodeon all those years ago.

And Heath Ledger!

I want to see more Heath ledger too. Oh wait...

I meant as a reason to like the movie. Not I want to see more of him. Though, he was a great actor.

She really hasn't been in much since then. But I read somewhere that she's going to be joining the cast of that awful looking Hawaii Five-0 reboot, if you're really desperate to see her...

Lol, HARDBALL. Keanu is awful, truly awful.

I raise you to Paint Your Wagon with Clint Eastwood singing. I watched that movie so many times I knew all the words.