Christina Hendricks finally fulfills the wishes of everyone ever (NSFW)

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Caitlinstalks
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Today I was told that Christina Hendricks' phone was stolen and nude pictures of her were released. Though only one is actually of her naked, it's still more than enough.

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I just wanted to make sure everyone was aware that this happened, because I know a bunch of you love her as much as I do.

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A rep said the boob picture is not her, but all the other ones are real.

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Still, hot, I saw them on tumblr about a hundred times already.

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I'd like to think they're hers, because ours look eerily similar and I want to be her.

Why was I apparently the last person to find out about this?

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I thought this was gonna be about Christina Hendricks letting a photographer take nude pictures of her.

Kind of annoying that some shithead just stole her phone and then put private pictures online.

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Why do people keep nudes of themselves on their own phones?

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Whatever the reason, it's sad and annoying and pathetic when these things happen. Just because the girl's on TV, it's okay that she has her privacy violated while the world faps off to it. This needs to be stopped. The government should stop this... this crap. Right now.

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That poor hot woman..

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oh god the corset one she's so perfect

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Ritt wrote:
Why do people keep nudes of themselves on their own phones?

This.
Yeah their privacy is being violated and blah blah, but they should know better in this day and age.

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Ritt wrote:
Whatever the reason, it's sad and annoying and pathetic when these things happen. Just because the girl's on TV, it's okay that she has her privacy violated while the world faps off to it. This needs to be stopped. The government should stop this... this crap. Right now.

If you are serious you've surprised me Ritt.

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Well people are getting charged over that whole News of the World/Phone Hacking thing in the UK, right? Why should this be any different, if they find out who hacked the phones they should be charged.

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So Caitlin, your boobs look like that? Shocked

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PGoutis01 wrote:
So Caitlin, your boobs look like that? o_O

Likeity like like.

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Hahaha. They do. I sent the link to a friend of mine and she confirmed. Transformation into Christina Hendricks: 40% complete.

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But what if she had a dick?

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Then Caitlin would only be 38% complete.

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Caitlinstalks wrote:
Hahaha. They do. I sent the link to a friend of mine and she confirmed. Transformation into Christina Hendricks: 40% complete.

Hi there.

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what's the other 60%?

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fsdghcamel wrote:
what's the other 60%?

Boob, obviously.

And, I think if I had big boobs, I'd keep pictures of them around. Just to admire during the times it's frowned upon to disrobe in front of a reflective surface.

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I think I'm kidding. It's difficult to tell though.

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what's the other 60%?

Height, hair, husband.

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Those are some fine boobs, to be sure, but who is Christina Hendrick?

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She's one of the leading ladies on Mad Men. She's in charge of all the secretaries.

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Who is January Jones? I thought she was supposed to be the hot chick from Mad Men? I've never seen Mad Men.

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She's the skinny blonde.

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Remember:

Hendricks is the hot redhead who everybody loves.

Jones is the hot blond who everybody wishes would get some period appropriate disease and just die already.

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I had thought that Jones was the one with the fire engine red hair color.
Also, it bothers me that I'm aware of things from tv shows that I've never seen. But it feels good to find out that I was wrong in thinking some of those things.

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Also, isn't there some ___ Hendricks person that does Disney Channel stuff?

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On the show, Hendricks' character's name is "Joan." So that's probably why you got them mixed up.

And Justin, yes. Yes to all of that. Betty is such a bitch and she's serves no purpose on the show anymore.

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That dress is black and white and therefore I NEED IT.

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She played a dope character in Firefly too.