Celebrity you would most like to have sex with!

Monica Bellucci.

Claudia Cardinale. In her heyday that is. Oh yes. I'd be in her like a rat up a drain.

Demi Moore while her new husband Ashton watched...not really.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Demi Moore while her new husband Ashton watched...not really.[/QUOTE]
what really then ? the other way around ?

[QUOTE=karbunkle]what really then ? the other way around ?[/QUOTE]
Exactly. Make that bitch watch.

Without any doubt- Fiona Apple.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Exactly. Make that bitch watch.[/QUOTE]
i thought you said you were kidding about ashton watching ??

Hmm, I think the three most desirable celebrities are-

Kelis
Beyonce
Jamelia

Is it obvious that I have a thing for the sistahs?

Must be the badonkadonk's.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i thought you said you were kidding about ashton watching ??[/QUOTE]
Booyah![QUOTE=mikandrewz]Hmm, I think the three most desirable celebrities are-

Kelis
Beyonce
Jamelia

Is it obvious that I have a thing for the sistahs?[/QUOTE]
Indeed you do. I know 2 of the 3... Beyonce is something nice.

Jamelia is a British RnB star. It's actually nothing to do with liking my ladies to have a lot of junk in their trunk (as me and Amy joke about), I like slim women but I find the shape of black peoples faces and the colour of their skin much more pleasant.

I've apparently posted in this thread seven times, so I've probably said it already, but
[url=http://scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/magazines/cosmopolitan-sept2005/02.jpg]SCARLETT[/url] <--click
[url=http://scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/photoshoots/esquireouttakes/06.jpg]FUCKIN'[/url] <--this
[url=http://scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/photoshoots/angelenoouttakes/03.jpg]JOHANSSON[/url] <--shit
[url=http://scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/albums/photoshoots/esquireouttakes/25.jpg]:)[/url] <--yo

Kristin from Laguna Beach

i wonder if someday in the near future if i became famous at whatever if my name would be put down in a list such as this

[QUOTE=karbunkle]i wonder if someday in the near future if i became famous at whatever if my name would be put down in a list such as this[/QUOTE]
It would probably be in a thread in a furries forum.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]It would probably be in a thread in a furries forum.[/QUOTE]
that jessica rabbit is one sexy beyotch

Alyson Court
[IMG]http://www.residentevilfan.com/actors/images/alysoncourt.jpg[/IMG]
only she's got to dress like this...
[IMG]http://littlejay.tripod.com/bigcomfy/loonette.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=meatthinker]Alyson Court
[IMG]http://www.residentevilfan.com/actors/images/alysoncourt.jpg[/IMG]
only she's got to dress like this...
[IMG]http://littlejay.tripod.com/bigcomfy/loonette.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Good call, Meaththinker. She's a fine specimen.

I have a new entry for my list, probably displaces Lolita Davidovich, which is a tad ironic since it's a bit of a 'Lolita' pick for me. I normally don't think 18 is ripe, and I'm not into starvation thing, but [URL=http://supermodels.nl/cintiadicker]Cintia Dicker,[/URL] wow.

[URL=http://supermodels.nl/cintiadicker][IMG]http://www.midwestrocklobster.com/crapola/blk2-851-Cintia_Dicker-Deut.gif[/IMG][/URL]

The age difference is roughly the same as the asshole Tom Cruise and his child bride, so I figure I've got a shot with Cintia. I think she's from Brazil, so I might have to learn some Portuguese, but I think it'd be worth it.

[QUOTE=Chixulub]Good call, Meaththinker. She's a fine specimen.[/QUOTE]
Aw man, Tripod blocked the 2nd picture so here it is as an attachment.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]Aw man, Tripod blocked the 2nd picture so here it is as an attachment.[/QUOTE]

No, you sick fuck. That's the Canadian 'clown' who's doing for clowns wohat Canada has already done to bacon.