Celebrity you would most like to have sex with!
What the hell happened to Pooka? Has he been kidnapped by disgruntled Saudis hiding out in Iraq?
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=meatthinker]What the hell happened to Pooka?[/QUOTE]
:cool:
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Thank God for this thread or I would have forgotten all about Monica Belluci and she's now number one as far as I'm concerned. I'd also do Scarlet Johannson in her 'Lost in Translation' look. Those two, and Cameron Diaz.
Also, I've been watching 'The Royal Tenenbaums' a lot lately, and I find Gwyneth Paltrow alluring in her depressed, artsy chick look, especially with the metric ton of black eyeliner. I think she looks horrible any other way.
[QUOTE=meatthinker]What the hell happened to Pooka? Has he been kidnapped by disgruntled Saudis hiding out in Iraq?[/QUOTE]
He's still alive in Manchester, don't you worry.
[IMG]http://images.absolutenow.com/rt/Posey_JS33488622150.jpg[/IMG]
I found the most unflattering picture of her I could and I'd still eat her poop.
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
If Parker Posey doesn't see the inherent beauty of Chixulub, I'll settle for Audrey Tautou...
[IMG]http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/thumbs/audrey_tautou/audrey-tautou-006.jpg[/IMG]
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
Charlotte Gainsbourg
a young Robert DeNiro
the chick from american pie/buffy and Juliet herself
[COLOR=White]In the end, we all get lobotomies. - K[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]Now I'm all alone. Kept the pain inside.
Wanna torch the world, cuz I'm breathing fire.[/COLOR]
This first is in a movie called Secretary. Great flick, kinky too.
Natalie portman may well be the most beautiful woman ever.
[COLOR=White]In the end, we all get lobotomies. - K[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Red]Now I'm all alone. Kept the pain inside.
Wanna torch the world, cuz I'm breathing fire.[/COLOR]
Charlotte Rampling
in Georgia Girl
I'd let him hump me: [img]http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/john_cusak.jpg[/img]
I'd let her do anything to me: [IMG]http://www.giornaletecnologico.it/4images/data/media/69/laetitia_casta_037.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Balthazar][IMG]http://www.giornaletecnologico.it/4images/data/media/69/laetitia_casta_037.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[b]Holy shit[/b]! Who wouldn't want anything to do with her or [i]do[/i] to her?
[IMG]http://www.tiscali.co.uk/music/galleries/sexiest_men_in_music/images/medium/kelly_jones.jpg[/IMG]
Kelly Jones
[IMG]http://www.dragonbox.co.uk/banner.jpg[/IMG]
[COLOR=pink][SIZE=1][B]Look at your watch now
You're still a super [COLOR=Red]hot[/COLOR] female[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
adriana lima.
no questions asked.
except if she has a penis. then i'd let her fuck me cuz it's statutory rape and just blackmail her for a shitload of a money and then sell the story to the tabloids, and then sue her ass for damages.
bitch with a dick had it coming....ohhhhhhhh
[QUOTE=Iron Lung][IMG]http://www.tiscali.co.uk/music/galleries/sexiest_men_in_music/images/medium/kelly_jones.jpg[/IMG]
Kelly Jones[/QUOTE]
Just a shame that he's a midget and a prick.
Jill Hennessy
Steve Buscemi?!
*Blink* *Blink*
I'd feed her somethin'...!
If she's too hungry she might bite it off and start chewing 
I am sure she has been mentioned before but...damn...
She's Beautifull.
[IMG]http://kvino.h1.ru/pictures/mila/mila019.jpg[/IMG]
Poke me I poke you poke me.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/DrGonzoIsDead/Reclusebloodsigcopy.gif[/IMG]
[COLOR=DimGray]Thrill or be killed[/COLOR]
I want to revise my answer. I still love Parker, I still want to eat her poop. I still adore Audrey, wish I hadn't dropped French after two weeks.
But I stumbled on this shot of Liv Tyler at a radio station's web site (I assume it fits within the porno standards of the Cult, it's a regular FM station that people listen to at work)
I want to do that thing with Liv!
[IMG]http://www.kcfx.com/images/fox_day/liv_t/inside.jpg[/IMG]
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/wimbledon/paul_bettany/posture.jpg[/img]
'God was showing off when he made you.'
[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]Steve Buscemi?!
*Blink* *Blink*[/QUOTE]
How dare you!
[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]Steve Buscemi?!
*Blink* *Blink*[/QUOTE]
Yeah, what Vendetta says...how dare you!
I generally like quirky boys over pretty boys, which is why I find Steve B. so appealing. But people think I'm crazy because I think Bukowski had a wonderful-looking face, too.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
this thread has been up for awhile, but before i found it, i started making a list of 35 hottest girls i'd love to have sex with. A few on my list are: Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, Carmen Electra, Lindsay Lohan, and theres another one would mention. but she's not exactly of age, so to speak.
[QUOTE=the_assassin]and theres another one would mention. but she's not exactly of age, so to speak.[/QUOTE]
It's Dakota Fanning, isn't it, you flippin' sicko.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]It's Dakota Fanning, isn't it, you flippin' sicko.[/QUOTE]
haha, now when i said she wasn't exactly "of age" i didn't mean she was terribly underage
Ten bucks says it's Hilary Duff.
There is hope, but not for us.
For me it would be Emmanuelle Seigner
[QUOTE=jane s.]Ten bucks says it's Hilary Duff.[/QUOTE]
I'm betting it's Emma Watson, no contest.
This is a really good idea.
Any chick who's hot and British pretty much, especially Kate Winslet for some reason, I think because from the neck down she looks pretty much like my wife with lighter skin, but hey that really is the kind of shape that I dig.
This is a really good idea.
Indeed I do, for I wish to live life on the edge, and so I dare!
I generally like quirky boys over pretty boys, which is why I find Steve B. so appealing. But people think I'm crazy because I think Bukowski had a wonderful-looking face, too.
When my eyes darted over your picks it was like:
Johnny Depp = stud, Viggo Mortensen = stud, Jeff Bridges = not-so-studly-but-okay-I-can-see-that, Steve Buscemi = WHAT!?
I can see you are obviously insane, a double-touched madcap. I still lub you, but you need to understand that you're a mad woman!
I saw someone in another post say that you eat raw steak in three bites, that along with this Steve Buscemi crazytalk is painting quite the picture of just how deep your madness runs!
[QUOTE=jane s.]Ten bucks says it's Hilary Duff.[/QUOTE]
10 bucks says you're right
[QUOTE=the_assassin]10 bucks says you're right[/QUOTE]
Hillary Duff? Oh please, put a paper bag over her head and do it doggy style then maybe...
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]
I saw someone in another post say that you eat raw steak in three bites, that along with this Steve Buscemi crazytalk is painting quite the picture of just how deep your madness runs![/QUOTE]
Your not fit to lick Buscemi's comfortable loafers! He's a mythical creature of the utmost importance and if I hear you question his sexability one more time I'll reply with another message questioning the virtue of your mother, perhaps.
You're probably right. It's just that I am secretly in awe of his studlyness and sometimes try to make fun of him so all the womens won't like him so much 
Because of my evil deed I will lash myself 43 times!
Mmm....Ryan Phillippe....
Of course brad pitt, but i would love to have sex with Angelina Jolie or Halle Berry
Rory from Gilmore Girls....and her mom. Only if they don't talk.
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.- Bertrand de Jovenal
maybe nina hagen
Jennifer Connelly
Scarlett Johansson
Neither of whom who so much as look at me in reality.
[QUOTE=SpacedOut_Fetus]Ok, I am going to assume this thread was "celebrities" and not "celebrity" because I just can't take just one:
my votes (as of right now) go to: Michelle Pfeiffer, Christina Ricci, Rose McGowan, Diane Lane, Lili Taylor, Kirsten Dunst, Kylie Minogue, Anna Farris, Nicole Kidman, Alicia Witt, and Neve Campbell
I just want to have intercourse with all the ladies really...[/QUOTE]
I just wanted to say that most of these women mentioned are not pretty at all...but I guess this person was into personality.
Me, hmmm.....boo me all you want, but Jessica Simpson... I have my reasons... and of course Salma Hayek.
Would they be her shirt-orbs?
[QUOTE=Earthbound]Would they be her shirt-orbs?[/QUOTE]
Those are a couple of reasons.
i'm trying to think of a guy cause of being gay and all but really i can't
Oh, and Kate Winslet.
I don't think I want to sex any celebrities at the moment.
I want a new celebrity to get famous, one who's just so good-looking you're embarrassed to look directly at him!
Give me time.
[QUOTE=Ozymandias][I]Now the WORLD DON'T MOVE to the beat of just one drum...[/I][/QUOTE]
I knew someone would catch that.