Celebrity you would most like to have sex with!
You definitely have a good point about the weight game and nobody plays it better than Hollywood, where every female celebrity seems to be a size 0...and a lot of men find that attractive. I'm petite myself, but by Hollywood standards, I'm a fat cow. I'm not a guy, so I just don't get what the appeal would be of screwing someone whose jutting hip bone could cut you.
I certainly can't point a finger, though, considering the picks on my list are/were fine specimens of meat...although Steve Buscemi is pretty scrawny, I guess, and Jeff Bridges, last time I saw, had a bit of a paunch, but I like my men with some extra meat.
A Vendetta production. <3
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Give me Xena: Warrior Princess, or give me death! Lucy Lawless has always gotten my motor running, although I'd love to see her with her natural hair color. Mmmmmm... She's one battle my white soldiers would proudly take on. And I do bet that in terms of "sport fucking", she could definitely tear me apart. Rock 'n roll.
~Bob
Rachel Weisz.
of course but my first place pic still would have been the one and only rachael leigh cook. Damn.
Oh yes and any other skinny sickly chick that wants a ride line up and jump on. i also happen to like it when their bone hips cut my legs yummy.
She had a firm handshake like that of a virgin who knew more than she should.
I was sort of under the impression that you had poor taste in women or something, but yeah, nice pick there. Fuckin' russians.
As for 9/10/84.. Have fun with your fat bitches, kid.
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There we go.
To me she looks like Rachel True...or Scary Spice.
A Vendetta production. <3
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That's not stacey dash.(that a good one too)
Remember Mary-jane from half baked? Rachel True (you got it brak 
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Also Aisha Tyler.
nice choice fino, which reminds me i havent seen that movie in a while..
I watched Half baked last night.
I really liked Justin Theroux in "Mulholland Drive" but haven't seen him in "American Psycho" or those Charlie's Angels movies which I'm not sure will make him more or less hotter.
Delta Burke
I like big asses
You will never be famous.
hey I love this thread
More Monica Belluci:
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Someone said Janeane Garafolo. I would [b]so[/b] end her cynicism...
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i hear getting with lara flynn boyle is like sexing a bobcat wrapped in barbed wire!
i'm pretty sure I posted that exact same thing when this thread came around before
Thora Birch.
Or, if I could keep my eyes closed, Kiefer Sutherland. His voice makes me purr, but he's too... er... male.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]i hear getting with lara flynn boyle is like sexing a bobcat wrapped in barbed wire! [/B][/QUOTE] Sex with Lara Flynn Boyle... Seems to me like it would be akin to fucking Nefertiti. I mean the way she is now - all dry, skeletal, and papery...
yeah... she's an ugly bitch...
Jason Shaw
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ok.. i know i am a girl..but damn it..
i'd do angelina jolie to..
you are so sweet
with your honey meat
i want to lick your feet
laaaaaa
-jerky boys-
remember when carmen elecktra was like jenny mcarthy, without the aids?
anyway i'd um.. oh who cares. smg
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Well, Angelina, of course. And as someone may have guessed, Roxy:
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I actually have been thinking about what celebs I would do... Kinda tough.
Oh, Madonna. I know it's wrong but I don't care. And A
"Beetlejuice" Winona Ryder.
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I dont know why
I also found out sean conery is still in the top 25 of men woman would like to have sex with , I just hope that when im 60+ im that awesom
As a kid my friends would Fuck any thing that moved, I said why limit my self
that link is fuxed.
forbidden, what the shit is that
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As a kid my friends would Fuck any thing that moved, I said why limit my self
ew.
i shouldn't have said anything.
Dont ask me , i dont control my penis
As a kid my friends would Fuck any thing that moved, I said why limit my self
maybe you should have that checked out.
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You dirty Necrophiliac.
Holly shit Naomi Watts is gorgeous. But now that Katie Holmes is married (fuck you Chris Kline!!), I think I'm going to have to go with Scarlett Johansson.
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I really want to do Shannon Elizabeth
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Andrea Corr, pride of Ireland
Benicio's a great choice, he's so smouldering. I'm going to have to be a big loser and go the mainstream, predictable Johnny Depp, he's so damn sexy-without-trying.
Good choices for the guys though - impressed! Angelina would definately be my female choice, if i were to be that way inclined, in her raven haired state. Monica is an absolute stunner too. I think they're both incredibly, incredibly sexy. I can't stand all those bloody Buffy's out there, with that boring identical tacked on sexiness, there are hundreds of them, Monica and Angelina are just naturally, sensually beautiful.
Does anyone remember Beatrice Dalle? I thought she was gorgeous and had that same sexiness too, she was in (and was) Betty Blue. haven't heard anything about her for years, think she's a cocaine addict now, which is a shame.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Michael [/i]
[B]Well, Angelina, of course. And as someone may have guessed, Roxy:
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I actually have been thinking about what celebs I would do... Kinda tough.
Oh, Madonna. I know it's wrong but I don't care. And A
"Beetlejuice" Winona Ryder. [/B][/QUOTE]
wow, she IS nice, haven't heard much of her music, she did something with queens of the stone age didn't she? credibility too! extra points.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nicole [/i]
[B]wow, she IS nice, haven't heard much of her music, she did something with queens of the stone age didn't she? credibility too! extra points. [/B][/QUOTE]
Probably haven't heard of her cause she's too friggin new. Has one DVD out and did a song on the Hot Chick soundtrack. She's buddies with QotS and a couple members appear in one of her videos. I ordered her DVD yesterday. Overnight my ass.
lol, yeah that overnight thing is a total LIE!!! (although i live in neverneverland (ie australia) and we don't even attempt to believe such things as we're further away than mars apparently) i really like QOTSA, saw them play a while ago, they seem like very cool guys too, in interviews and stuff. let me know how you go with the delivery, maybe we can go around to their mailroom and really rough them up a bit if it takes too long. or tie them down and make them listen to some really bad music at least, some celine dion or something? what say you?
misses julianne moore of course..
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[url=http://www.cyclothymic.net/]gonna wait and see, i might wake up tomorrow[/url]
Good choice. She's gorgeous, and she's one of the only people chosen on this thread that doesn't look like an emaciated airhead.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Good choice. She's gorgeous, and she's one of the only people chosen on this thread that doesn't look like an emaciated airhead. [/B][/QUOTE]
what about monica!?
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she isn't an airhead!, she's Italian!
there is not one bad picture of this man
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Jennifer Love Hewitt
...or was it Jennifer Hewitt Love
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by succotash moon [/i]
[B]I've said this before, it's never been a secret, I am madly in love with Roberto Benigni.
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...and this isn't some kinda smart-ass succotash answer, I'm being totally serious, I've got a hard on for the guy. I didn't realize it until I saw this one movie he was in, I remember shit about it, but he was a cab driver in Rome, driving around with his sunglasses on. He picks up this Padre, and takes his glasses off, and I swear, in that moment, when I saw him take those glasses off for the first time, my heart jumped. I'd fuck Benigni until his goddamn head exploded, I love him that much. [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh my GOD! THIS IS HIM! This is the guy!
I saw this movie that had me in stitches ages ago, and could never find it again because I couldn't remember the name! But I found it now, thanks to you!
Il Piccolo diavolo rocked!
PS. As for what celebrity I'd want to have sex with... I've a better idea.
You guys can fuck Angelina Butt-lips, and I'll take Christina Ricci. There's something insanely sexy about a girl that creepy.
I'd have to also say Scarlett Johanson. She impressed me in Ghostworld. I'm not a fag or anything, but I'd also say Johnny Depp. I'm not a fag.
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Benicio . . . hands down, no one else. I love that man! oooooo ::shudders:: excuse me . . .
I have God in my pants. Really, I do.
And if I was a guy, Angelina Jolie. That girl could get it!
I have God in my pants. Really, I do.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ellogirl [/i]
[B]Benicio . . . hands down, no one else. I love that man! oooooo ::shudders:: excuse me . . . [/B][/QUOTE]
He looks like an older darker Brad Pitt. Do you see it?
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
You're a 'sensitive' guy aren't you, 9.10.84? I have to disagree. I think it's bullshit to assume that only fat intelligent non-cold sufferers are worthy of having sex with. That's a cop out. That's what 'nice' guys who never get laid say to make the women say stuff like, "Good for you!" and "I am so utterly glad you said that..." It's all bunk. Women pick guys like meat, so what makes any of it better? Yeah, let's just all pick unattractive women to sex with and then we'll be enlightened! Hell, I got nothing against fat women or even smart women or even non-sickly types... BUT, face facts... the majority of hot celebrity's are not fatties. They may be chubby or maybe once had heft, but everyone knows celebrities play the weight game...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...