Celebrity you would most like to have sex with!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ghost Mutt [/i]
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I want Thora! But she must be dressed up like Enid from Ghost World [/B][/QUOTE]
People tell me I look like her, I don't see the resemblance. I find it rather mean actually...in American Beauty at least. Then supposedly I'm like Enid from Ghost World, in personality, and dress sense... damn. And to top it off, Thora and I have the same birthday.
I find Dick Valentine (Tyler Spencer) incredibly sexy. Maybe I just want Ed Norton and Dick, and i'll ditch Jarvis...he's married, afterall.
Ok, I am going to assume this thread was "celebrities" and not "celebrity" because I just can't take just one:
my votes (as of right now) go to: Michelle Pfeiffer, Christina Ricci, Rose McGowan, Diane Lane, Lili Taylor, Kirsten Dunst, Kylie Minogue, Anna Farris, Nicole Kidman, Alicia Witt, and Neve Campbell
I just want to have intercourse with all the ladies really...
"Excuse me sir, Did you wash your hands after you took that big heaping dump. You know that sign, that sign says ALL employees MUST wash their hands after using the restroom, What part of that do you not understand?"- Malcom X
"Would you care to lick my sweaty baulz after they have been dipped in the finest venerial juices and sauteed in my own ass-sweat, madam?"- Winston Churchill
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Nice one!
For me it has to be Kirsten Dunst, and she would have to look exactly like she did in Spiderman, with the red hair, that was a sweet look on her.
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
kirsten dunst has really droopy boobs, she needs support and stat!
I don't give a fuck, it's her ass and face I want!
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[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
ok this changed mind[IMG]http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0204/29/dunststoryth.jpg[/IMG]
Maybe not when she's all wet like that......OR MAYBE YES!!!!
Damn that's sexy!
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[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phytoplankton [/i]
[B]kirsten dunst has really droopy boobs, she needs support and stat! [/B][/QUOTE]
No she doesn't- if you see the spiderman one, she has nice tits- you're just after anorexic bitches with no titties.
It's only because you saw that film where she only wears rock tshirts and doesn't wear a bra (...and falls in love with some mexican guy).
Incidentally, Jimmy Carr's kind of sexy...
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I'd have to go for some Adriana Lima and Summer Altice and Gisele Bundchen and Jamie Pressly and Jessica Miller and maybe a little Johnny Depp thrown in there 
all at the same time.
wow that pic is way too big snow white
Natalia Vodionova... can't beat Russian chicks. I love how malnourished they look. Hungry even...
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I'd feed her somethin'...!
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Sharon Osbourne...
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Something about her I just like alot. 
I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Masochism [/i]
[B]Sharon Osbourne...
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Something about her I just like alot. [/B][/QUOTE]
Dude. Ozzy's been in that. That's almost like fucking Manson via Rose McGowan's poontang. I get an STD just thinking about it...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
Ally Hilfiger
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Shes like a female ver. of me 
I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
she is way too fucking ugly... if you have that much fucking money you shoiuld be able to afford replacement teeth
She does have lovely hair and a cute dress though.
Yeah, but some guys dig chicks with big teeth...the better to eat them with and such.
A Vendetta production. <3
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yeah like Rachel Ray...
I'm sure you two ladies have beautiful teeth though:)
You like teeth? All teeth are gross...like foot fetishes! How are feet sexy?!
no i wasn't saying I am into teeth, i was just complimenting you two ladies, I'm an Italian American and that's what we do...
Gracias Principe!
Thank you for the compliment, I just wasn't sure if you meant me and Fullmetal, or Rachel and Full...
Yes...thank you, Italian stallion.
Snow...I don't understand how anyone can have a foot fetish, either.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]Yes...thank you, Italian stallion.
Snow...I don't understand how anyone can have a foot fetish, either. [/B][/QUOTE]
Agreed.
Look at Kill Bill. We get such a beautifull specimin as Uma, and Quint just does big ol close-ups on her feet all the damn time. It was kinda cute though in an "Awww Quinten's in love with Uma's lill pinky" sort of way.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fiberoptic Jesus [/i]
[B]Agreed.
Look at Kill Bill. We get such a beautifull specimin as Uma, and Quint just does big ol close-ups on her feet all the damn time. It was kinda cute though in an "Awww Quinten's in love with Uma's lill pinky" sort of way. [/B][/QUOTE]
it was the most disgusting thing ever in a movie... period
I think Uma is ugly.
She is a FOX. I dont blame QT for secretly wanting to marry her.
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uma is kinda ugly, but when she takes it off, i dont care anymore! what a rack!!! and all that jazz
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Rachael Leigh Cook
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*schwing*
RLC is a cute gal and all, but there's something about her that's just always bugged me. She hasn't really done any good movies to justify the high and mighty taint she gives off.
A Vendetta production. <3
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ha you said taint
PHITO'S GIRL'S BACK!!!
*happy jig*
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cha-ching and all that
So she's thugged out?
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nah but she does belong on this thread! we'll call her the "but they're mine!" girl!!!!
yeah. Shes a celebrity now, but does anyone want to do her?
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umm no not really, she probably has herpes
RLC is quite nice.
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I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet and that God is a superstition.
My foreign pick-
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My Domestic pick-
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'nuff said.
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
I forgot someone extremely important, and glaringly obvious:
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duh...
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
I still think the chick from Amelie looks cartoonish. Especially with that spoon. All I can think about is 'Rejected': MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
There is hope, but not for us.
I hate both Audry Tatoo(or whateverthefuck) and Liv Tyler.
Amelie STUNK, and she's to cutesy.
Liv sucks cause she cant act and because any association with Aerosmith lumps you in my hate books.
Ringwald's OK, but Ally Shedy(sic?) was ha-cha-cha-cha-er
edit: And thnk me for your avitar! I demand satisfaction!
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Ally Sheedy:
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Good call FJ, good call.
Liv Tyler is just plain built for it...she's one of my top choices irregardless of parentage.
Basically, though, Molly Ringwald will probably be my ultimate fantasy until I die...or something...
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
This Damn Fine Specimen
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Oh Carmen... Won't you be my wife...
most of the guy's picks seem to be half-wit eating disorder victims with a slight cold. and yes, I know it's a generalization. but what's wrong with you?
[QUOTE]FUNK IT WET; 6 DAYS[/QUOTE] -the prophesy in Maddie's orange juice squirts.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by 9.10.84 [/i]
[B]most of the guy's picks seem to be half-wit eating disorder victims with a slight cold. and yes, I know it's a generalization. but what's wrong with you? [/B][/QUOTE]
You know, I am so utterly glad you said that....
That makes two of us. Good for you, 9.10.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
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Dead choices: Steve McQueen from his Bullitt days and Bruce Lee.
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I bet Bruce Lee would've been dynamite in the sack!
I want Thora! But she must be dressed up like Enid from Ghost World and NOT dressed like she was in Dungeons and Dragons.