Celebrity you would most like to have sex with!
Maybe this as already been done (if it has, then I can’t find it), but if you could sleep with one celebrity (alive or dead – obviously the dead part means when the person was still alive, and not a sick reference to partake in a little necrophilia), who would it be?
Hands down all out winner for me would be Jennifer Connolly.
What’s yours…?
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no, mine is this guy ( in grey )
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life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
So, are you like gay now or what?
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monica bellucci oh yeah baby
Too many hot chicks...Can not function correctly....*commencing melt down sequence in ten, nine, eight, seven..*
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[B][IMG]http://quierocine.iespana.es/quierocine/films/elclubdelalucha/cl17.jpg[/IMG] Why do stars...twinkle in the sky....
or, what'd be even better, if Jarvis had a sword fight with Ed over me-'the winner takes all'.
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I got to see Pulp play at the Hienkien festive in Leeds about seven years ago Snow. My favorite song by them is Underwear. Man that was a good gig.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pooka [/i]
[B]I got to see Pulp play at the Hienkien festive in Leeds about seven years ago Snow. My favorite song by them is Underwear. Man that was a good gig. [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh, that's a great song! Different Class is also a lovely album.
christina aguilera
ooohh lord....gotta go..
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by civ67 [/i]
[B]christina aguilera
ooohh lord....gotta go.. [/B][/QUOTE]
Why? She's hot regardless of what people on here might think. I'm sure you're going to get more from a first date with Aguilera than you would with say, Katie Holmes.
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Although Angolina Jolie and all the other Hollywood bombshells are great ideas for an ultimate sexual experience, I'm gonna have to go with Martha Stewart on this one.
Stop me if I'm wrong, but I think--as perversely as this may sound--that one would have a broader range of deviant satisfaction in giving Martha a well deserved Dirty Sanchez: the pouncing anticipation of a birthday girl, my knife dipping for a slice of her freshly baked chocolate cake, her smile thoughtless as the painted mustache is caught on a night vision camera. Oh how splendid would my Christmas be, Martha, my doily-shaped heart.
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“If you can quit, probably you should.”
-Alexander Blackburn, then editor of Writer’s Forum in Colorado
I've said this before, it's never been a secret, I am madly in love with Roberto Benigni.
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...and this isn't some kinda smart-ass succotash answer, I'm being totally serious, I've got a hard on for the guy. I didn't realize it until I saw this one movie he was in, I remember shit about it, but he was a cab driver in Rome, driving around with his sunglasses on. He picks up this Padre, and takes his glasses off, and I swear, in that moment, when I saw him take those glasses off for the first time, my heart jumped. I'd fuck Benigni until his goddamn head exploded, I love him that much.
Still alive: Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortensen, Jeff Bridges and Steve Buscemi.
Dead choices: Steve McQueen from his Bullitt days and Bruce Lee.
I'm sure I'll be adding more...
A Vendetta production. <3
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Al Pacino as Michael in the Godfather...ooh.
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Suprise, suprise...
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by succotash moon [/i]
[B]I've said this before, it's never been a secret, I am madly in love with Roberto Benigni.
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...and this isn't some kinda smart-ass succotash answer, I'm being totally serious, I've got a hard on for the guy. I didn't realize it until I saw this one movie he was in, I remember shit about it, but he was a cab driver in Rome, driving around with his sunglasses on. He picks up this Padre, and takes his glasses off, and I swear, in that moment, when I saw him take those glasses off for the first time, my heart jumped. I'd fuck Benigni until his goddamn head exploded, I love him that much. [/B][/QUOTE]
You know, if I had to fuck a guy...I mean really had to, like my life depended on it...I'd fuck Paul Newman, and Benigni would be a close fourth, after say Brad Pitt and Steve Mcqueen. Loved him in Life is beautiful.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nightrious [/i]
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Angelina Jolie. [/B][/QUOTE]
Agreed. Especially in that movie. Car chicks rules.
Throw down the sword.
Jamie Sale
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
Is Jamie a man or a woman? the only reason I ask is, if she's a woman, where the fuck are her tits? It's like the sand as come along and fucking whipped those puppies right off!
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She's that canadian figure skater.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms." Albert Einstein
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DrGonzoHST [/i]
[B]She's that canadian figure skater. [/B][/QUOTE]
Figures...
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Snow's got the right idea: several guys fighting it out and then winner takes all....in the words of framstedt, whoa!
Benicio vs. Brad Pitt would be a good combo.
And Conor Oberst, because I'm in love with him.
There is hope, but not for us.
conor might start crying when your fucking him so watch out
SHANNYN SOSSAMON
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I'd do 'er
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Asia Argento.
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plastic....assholes.
david bowie, at any age.
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[COLOR=Red] with a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.[/COLOR]
I feel so outta the loop.
Who's Conor Oberst, Jane?
A Vendetta production. <3
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bright eyes
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pooka [/i]
[B]Why? She's hot regardless of what people on here might think. I'm sure you're going to get more from a first date with Aguilera than you would with say, Katie Holmes. [/B][/QUOTE]
yes, the "ooh lord gotta go" was stating that I was thinking of that first date, and going to the bathroom to finish the job. I guess it is hard to read into it like that. In other words, Christina is smokin.
my vote would go to shannyn sossamon to, i like how she looks when she gets nervous she looks so hot
Rachel Weisz.
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a young Paul Newman
My first love is always Angelina Jolie but ever since Mulholland Drive i share this love with Naomi Watts. She is unbelievable. I cant understand why she is with that dumbass Heath Ledger. I would love to sleep with her, then Angelina
You know im going to lose
Gamblings for fools
But thats the way i like it
I dont want to live forever
i gotta think about this one...
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pooka [/i]
[B] Hands down all out winner for me would be Jennifer Connolly.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fiberoptic Jesus [/i]
[B]SHANNYN SOSSAMON
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I'd do 'er [/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Rachel Weisz.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by civ67 [/i]
[B] In other words, Christina is smokin. [/B][/QUOTE]
I agree with all of these.
how about a Sonck-style orgy with Paul Bettany, Jami Gertz and Tasha Tilberg?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
uma thurman, courtney cox maybe
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]I feel so outta the loop.
Who's Conor Oberst, Jane? [/B][/QUOTE]
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Local emo boy. He has a couple of bands, the most noteable of which is Bright Eyes.
There is hope, but not for us.
that guy could use some shampoo
yea that'd make a man of him! fucking dafodill
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I am so totally not original, but David Bowie, Benicio, Angelina are all tops. Add to that Joaquin Phoenix.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Rachel Weisz.
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Yes.
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That's right. Meooow... 
:D
andy
Whoops.
Jeannine Geraffalo
or Dr. Melfi(Lorraine Bracco...but not her. her AS Dr. Melfi)
[QUOTE]FUNK IT WET; 6 DAYS[/QUOTE] -the prophesy in Maddie's orange juice squirts.
American Actor: Paul Newman
French Actor: Vincent Cassel
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succotash moon, I forgot to say this in my post, I meant to. that movie your talking about is called Night On Earth. I don't know if you care or not what it's called, but...I remembered, so there it is.
[QUOTE]FUNK IT WET; 6 DAYS[/QUOTE] -the prophesy in Maddie's orange juice squirts.
Yea, I was kinda hoping someone might recognize it, you know, after my vivid description 'n all. Thanks 9.10.84(whats up with that name, you really need a nickname), if my peepers catch it at the vidy store I'll grab it, even if it is just so I can see Roberto again....
::sigh::
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]French Actor: Vincent Cassel[/B][/QUOTE]
I was so going to put him on my list, too, but I couldn't remember his name at the time. He looks even hotter with long hair. Yowza.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B][Local emo boy. He has a couple of bands, the most noteable of which is Bright Eyes. [/B][/QUOTE]
Damn. Nice choice, Jane. He's adorable.
A Vendetta production. <3
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Not too sure about those first two, but holy shit, I had forgotten all about Tasha. Nice pick, yo.
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Definitly Edward Norton, or Eric Szmanda (CSI)......Its just something about them
Human kind cannot bear too much reality...
You are the music while the music lasts- T.S Elliot
me me mememememememmememememememem me.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_