Best golden-shower songs

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:37

Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

From: Justin to Kelly

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For singing, while urinating on someone/being urinated on:

What's New, Pussycat?
What A Feeling
Desperado
Uptown Girl

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:37

Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

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Splish Splash too.

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:38

Parkaboy

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Desperado made me laugh.

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:39

Parkaboy

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Once, twice, three times a lady

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:50

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

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waterfalls

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:54

Atomos

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From: Portland, OR

Joined: 12/22/2003

that piss on you song by dave chapelle.
anything by R kelley

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 03:55

Parkaboy

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Jesus, we forgot the most obvious of all...

Moon River

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:17

snuffy

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'Everybody get together' -- dave clark five

'i wish' -- r. kelly

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:23

fullmetalbrak

From: the 9-1/2 dimension

Joined: 10/24/2003

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Uptown Girl[/QUOTE]

The ONLY thing that stupid song would be good for.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Jesus, we forgot the most obvious of all...

Moon River[/QUOTE]

Hey...don't taint one of my favorite songs. I think an even more obvious choice is Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.

And sticking with that theme, I'd also add I Love a Rainy Night and Singing in the Rain.

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:25

moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

damn you, brak!! that was the first thing i thought of, too...

ok, so how 'bout: a moment like this, kelly clarkson.

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:33

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fullmetalbrak

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Ha. Great minds, moe...

I'm also adding Afternoon Delight.

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:35

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snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

[QUOTE=moe.ron]ok, so how 'bout: a moment like this, kelly clarkson.[/QUOTE]

!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:37

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vidalia

From: cell 44

Joined: 08/02/2004

[QUOTE=moe.ron]damn you, brak!! that was the first thing i thought of, too...

ok, so how 'bout: a moment like this, kelly clarkson.[/QUOTE]
barf. sorry.

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Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:42

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moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

this whole thread is barf!! surely thinking of waiting a lifetime for a golden shower couldn't have put you over the edge...

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:43

#14

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

but who's sing it? the pee-er or the pee-ee?

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 12:45

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moe.ron

Joined: 01/04/2003

well, i'm thinking the pee-er; the pee-ee would make it sound all gargle-y...

ok, i'm about done here.

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 14:23

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phlegmatics

From: Pittsburgh Pennsylvania

Joined: 09/06/2004

[QUOTE=snuffy]but who's sing it? the pee-er or the pee-ee?[/QUOTE]

hrmm what if the pee-er was singing and the pee-ee could jump in and harmonize for the chorus?

that would be sweecent

in that case i want to shake my ass to "flashlight" by george clinton and the parlimant funkadellic while pissing on someone

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 15:11

#17

Ghost Mutt

From: River Cottage HQ

Joined: 10/03/2003

that song that goes 'I'm gunna wash that man right out'a my hair'.

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 15:13

#18

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

From: At The Hop

Joined: 09/25/2003

[QUOTE=Ghost Mutt]that song that goes 'I'm gunna wash that man right out'a my hair'.[/QUOTE]

With wee! I get it.

Tue, 09/14/2004 - 15:14

#19

Ghost Mutt

From: River Cottage HQ

Joined: 10/03/2003

'swish'!

Wed, 09/15/2004 - 14:05

#20

Iron Lung

From: Merry England

Joined: 06/19/2004

High & Dry - Radiohead
Yellow - Coldplay
Bad Habbit - Offspring
Cant Touch This - M C Hammer

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Thu, 09/16/2004 - 08:07

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Ozymandias

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[QUOTE=Iron Lung]Yellow - Coldplay[/QUOTE]
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Thu, 09/16/2004 - 08:58

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fullmetalbrak

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And you know, for you I peed myself dry
For you I peed myself dry...

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Thu, 09/16/2004 - 09:00

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Parkaboy

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Sit On My Face- Lords of Acid

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Thu, 09/16/2004 - 10:08

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snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

underneath your clothes -- shakira

Thu, 09/16/2004 - 10:12

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karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

i cant believe this thread made it to a second page
but anyways "raindrops keep falling on my head' would be a good one too

Thu, 09/16/2004 - 10:33

#26

Ozymandias

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It's still on its first page. Honky.

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Thu, 09/16/2004 - 10:40

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karbunkle

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your pages are longer then mine then but my weenis is still longer so deal with that sucka !

Thu, 09/16/2004 - 10:43

#28

snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]It's still on its first page. Honky.[/QUOTE]

mandias, you just don;t like white people, do you.

Thu, 09/16/2004 - 10:50

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Ozymandias

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Mine's giiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrthier.

Look what you made me do! :mad:

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Thu, 09/16/2004 - 11:01

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snuffy

Joined: 03/23/2004

dude, turn that frown upside down.

Thu, 09/16/2004 - 11:09

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Ozymandias

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[QUOTE=snuffy]mandias, you just don;t like white people, do you.[/QUOTE]
It's not fair, they're everywhere! Honkies here, honkies there, honkies honkies everywhere! To paraphrase my soul-brother Chris Rock, there are enough crackers here to sop up the Atlantic Ocean!! Online, in the city, in the suburbs, in my own mirror - Whitey is stalking me. I feel like John Turturro in [I]Do The Right Thing[/I] except the only people [B]I[/B] can complain to about it are MORE HONKIES! :mad: :mad: :mad:

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