Best Drunk scene?

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I was just watching Detroit Rock City... and it made me think about all the great drunk scenes. Like in Snatch. I can't think of any others right now. But yeah. Discuss.

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ME RIGHT NOW!!!!

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HANDS DOWN: when they shoot the cat in Boondock Saints.

Ahh, Boondock Saints...the answer to all of life's questions.

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The sequel is in the works at the moment, I believe.

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the drunk scene in lock stock and two smoking barrels

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by godspeed [/i]
[B]the drunk scene in lock stock and two smoking barrels [/B][/QUOTE]

DAMNIT! I still haven't seen that....

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Mother Superior: "Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps?"

Renton: "No, thank you. I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please."

There's just never enough room for all the quotes that seem necessary.

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Snatch was agreatand brilliant movie *cursing my failing spacebar*

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I fuckin hate pikeys.....

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Mother Superior: "Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps?"

Renton: "No, thank you. I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please."

There's just never enough room for all the quotes that seem necessary.

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[u]Leaving Las Vegas[/u]: many scenes; it would be hard to chose just one.
[u]Scent of a Woman[/u]: where Al Pacino he begins to urinate on a city street.
[u]Notorious[/u]: Ingrid Bergman's "speech."

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Nil by Mouth, man that was a laugh riot.

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Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf. The whole damn movie is a drunk scene as far as I'm concerned.

When George calls Martha a SATANIC BITCH!!!

Then when you figure out the truth about their "son."

Weird movie, Edward Albee the playwright, also a writer of bizarre stuff.

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i woulda said snatch too, but boondock saints was a damn good drunk scene. and LSANDTSB

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Fubar, for the three Canadians on the board who will get this.

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Oh my gosh, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf might be my least favorite play of all time. But as far as drunk scenes go....well, yeah, it ain't half bad.

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Jane,
What didn't you like about it?

I loved Liz Taylor as Martha... roaring drunk and insane... Everyone's insane in that movie...

He has written a bunch of odd plays. One of them is called The Sandbox.

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Frances Stevens, To Catch a Thief

"Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known."

Lisa Fremont, "Rear Window"

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one that comes to mind at the moment is in the rules of attraction. "i leave you alone for 5 minutes and you're drinking?"
"drunk...i'm drunk."

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I don't know, it just rubbed me the wrong way. When I turn to forms of entertainment, I expect to be somewhat uplifted, not more depressed than before. That might be an unrealistic expectation, but you know what? When it comes right down to it, I want to be happy, and that thing was pretty much the most unhappy play on the face of the earth.

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Ohhh... well that explains it. No, that is most definitely not an uplifting play!!

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"Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known."

Lisa Fremont, "Rear Window"

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"Legend of Drunken Master" When Jackie Chan has his first Drunken fight. Playing the flute and his Sexy-no-jitsu get me every time!!!

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Factotum

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The entire movie Barfly.

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[QUOTE=rkdaley;920955]The entire movie Barfly.[/QUOTE]Yeah but have you seen factotum cause lily taylor and matt whats his name actually seem drunk, faye dunaway and mickey rourke were ACTING drunk.

i vote for janice dickinson in Whassup Rockers.

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that elephant thing that flies?

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[QUOTE=morey;920969]that elephant thing that flies?[/QUOTE]
yes.

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Anyone see this movie. It's great, got alot of the people from Lock Stock and Snatch. Vinnie Jones gets in this armwrestling, fight, drunk scene that's pretty fucking cool. Check it out if you haven't seen it, pretty good movie I thought. Guy Richie didn't direct it I don't think but pretty sure he helped produce it.

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[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;920975]yes.[/QUOTE]Its drunk?

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when he sees the pink elephants on parade he's drunk off his ass.
Also I would like to disagree with myself.

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[QUOTE=morey;920994]Its drunk?[/QUOTE]
yes, he and that mouse fell in barrel with alcohol and start to see some psychedelic visions (20 years before psychedelic cinema appeared) and after all that when he wakes up with a hard hang over he realise he can fly. that's the most noneducational drunk scene in history.

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There are several great drunk scenes in [I]Under the Volcano[/I], but even more effective in the novel. My fave was when he passed out in the middle of the street, described from first-person stream of consciousness--one second, he's stumbling around, next second, a car is screeching to a halt in front of his face.

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Mr. Miyagi in Karate Kid.

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how about that drinking contest in Indiana Jones!

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I'm thinking about the drunk scene in Apocalypse Now, but I wouldn't say it's the best one, even if I don't have other examples in mind.

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In Mean Streets when David Carradine goes to the toilets and walk through the room.

In the same movie, I love when Harvey Keitel's character is drunk and walks around , and the camera is fixed in front of him ( I don't know the name of this technique). The music with it is great too.

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[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UDCoQnXjA]The Gold Standard of Drunk Acting.[/URL]

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Stewie and brian griffin.

When they go get hammered. It was voice acting and animation, but the brian stuff was great.

I am starting to get drunk.

one martini
one cran and stoli
one grape juice and stoli

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i'd drink to if i had to listen to the indigo girls.

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Willow.

When Kevin Pollack falls into the vat of beer, then gets hit by the dust of broken hearts and falls in love with a cat.
"You are so beautiful. Your eyes. Your whiskers. I have to kiss you!!"

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The fights in [B]Drunken Master 2[/B]

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Kickboxer has an awesome drunk scene where Van Dam's sensei gives him a multitude of shots and then tells the gangsters in the bar that Van Dam says that their mothers had sex with mules, which obviously infuriates them, leading to an awesome goolash of horrible dancing, drunken fighting, and badly delivered lines.

Man Bites Dog has probably the best, though. The mockumentary film crew and the serial-killer get trashed and kicked out of a bar after talking about the bartenders "tits." After this, in a drunken stupor, they meander down backalleys singing, "cinema...CINEMA!!!!" After a few minutes and minor distractions, they break into an apartment where a man and a woman are fucking, to which the crew and the killer take turns raping the woman until they disembowel both of them and pass out drunk in the kitchen.

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[QUOTE=Bohonkie;924674]
Man Bites Dog has probably the best, though. The mockumentary film crew and the serial-killer get trashed and kicked out of a bar after talking about the bartenders "tits." After this, in a drunken stupor, they meander down backalleys singing, "cinema...CINEMA!!!!" After a few minutes and minor distractions, they break into an apartment where a man and a woman are fucking, to which the crew and the killer take turns raping the woman until they disembowel both of them and pass out drunk in the kitchen.[/QUOTE]

Right it's a great scene.

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The cat-shooting in [I]Boondock Saints[/I] is my favorite.

I would've voted for the entire [I]Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas[/I] movie but I don't think there are any scenes that limit Duke and Gonzo to just being drunk.

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Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky when he says ''I might be an idiot, but I'm not drunk'' or something like that. ALways makes me laugh...

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Dazed and Confused when Park Posey falls down in her beer.