Bad P O R N O (NSFW)

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aphonicmessiah
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bumpity bump bump. bumpity bump bump. over the hills we go.

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How can you bump this thread [i]without[/i] some bad porno? That shit is whack!

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well.... i just saw some girl fart cum on pornotube. the guy freaked the fuck out and hit her. i closed the window, though, and i dont feel like looking for it, cuz im in a public lieberry.

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well now you [I]have[/I] to go and find it!

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[URL=http://fchan.us/src/toon_1193650290971_Babs_panties_3.jpg]now [I]this[/I] is the way you bump this thread[/URL]

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[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1086271]bumpity bump bump. bumpity bump bump. over the hills we go.[/QUOTE]

You mean bump-bump chicka wow-wow, right?

[URL=http://www.modifiedliving.com/Amish/farmplay.htm]Amish Porn[/URL]

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thanks, guys.

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Some bad porn that I've seen (and maybe by [I]seen[/I] I mean [I]own[/I])

"The DaVinci Load" (classic)
"Shut Up and Fuck My A-Hole" (hilarious)
"Dirty Houswhores 3" (also quite funny)
and you can't forget the seemingly endless 10 straight hours of "Smell the Butt" (exhausting)
the list goes on...

Oh and the infamous 2girls1cup vid

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[QUOTE=meatwhore;1089365]Some bad porn that I've seen (and maybe by [I]seen[/I] I mean [I]own[/I])

"The DaVinci Load" (classic)
"Shut Up and Fuck My A-Hole" (hilarious)
"Dirty Houswhores 3" (also quite funny)
and you can't forget the seemingly endless 10 straight hours of "Smell the Butt" (exhausting)
the list goes on...

Oh and the infamous 2girls1cup vid[/QUOTE]
smell the butt?

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I remember back when you had to go to a video store to rent a porno, this place I went had a catalog of the covers, and you'd leaf through and then ask for the tape you wanted.

The parody titles (what Meatwhore just brought up) are what I remember most.

That, and one time I rented a movie that was framed as a story about a girl who sets out to be a porn star. The scene that stays with me, the director character tells her to get on the casting couch, and she says something to the effect of 'Well, I've seen that in movies, but I always thought it was just bad writing. But, I guess that's really how the world works.' And they guy looks at her and says, 'No, it's just bad writing.' Then they do it.

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[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1089925]smell the butt?[/QUOTE]

Yes. Smell the Butt. It's 10 hours of fantastically shitty, low budget porn. And it has nothing to do with smelling butts lol

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[QUOTE=meatwhore;1090371]Yes. Smell the Butt. It's 10 hours of fantastically shitty, low budget porn. And it has nothing to do with smelling butts lol[/QUOTE]

thats just bad marketting.

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[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1091414]thats just bad marketting.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I was severely dissapointed

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From canhescore(dot)com a brazzers(dot)com website. Here's a Madison Ivy still-frame from her scene. It's not so much bad porno as it is bad spelling.

I'm sure viewers everywhere are in an uproar about this.

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oh, and nate.. youve got sick issues. really. and im never holding your hand again. i promise.

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