Bad P O R N O (NSFW)

I'VE DECIDED TO KILL THIS THREAD!
TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY ONE TO CONTRIBUTE!

Plus it's getting old. For me at least.
This thread had its moments and some of us (like me and maybe two members and some ghosts) will miss it. Anybody is free to put their perverse shit up here but I'm done.

Later BAD PORNO thread.

Actually, the other day I downloaded some porn, expecting some good action, and it was Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. Fucking disgusting scene from some shitty movie. And he is definately gay.

how can anything with a naked Nicole K be gross?

man, when i was in high school i saw some HORROR porn that was just awful, not like Halloween and then they have sex, but like weird horror stuff, alien penis, truly strange - not erotic in the LEAST

[QUOTE=wickerkat;894481]man, when i was in high school i saw some HORROR porn that was just awful, not like Halloween and then they have sex, but like weird horror stuff, alien penis, truly strange - not erotic in the LEAST[/QUOTE]
Post it, champ.

[QUOTE=the midas touch;894498]Post it, champ.[/QUOTE]

oh man, i have no idea of the title, or any details, that was SO long ago - it was just disturbing, with NO redeeming qualities

peace

[QUOTE=bearchaser;892368]Back again to revive this dying thread with a new stack of stuff.

Today I'll be raping your precious childhood (or not).

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/WheresWaldo.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/WheresWaldo.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/Sesame%20Street-3.png]http://www.moid.org/ed/Sesame%20Street-3.png[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/Disneyland_Memorial_Orgy2.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/Disneyland_Memorial_Orgy2.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/bugs.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/bugs.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/pooh3.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/pooh3.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/halo1.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/halo1.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/mario!.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/mario!.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/pokerape.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/pokerape.jpg[/URL]

[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/xmen.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/xmen.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]

I've seen, maybe i still have somewhere (friend sent it to me, he's a loli, ew) a picture of The Cookie Monster stuffing cookies inside a young girls vagina while she cries she doesn't want anymore, and he's going "COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE"

[QUOTE=the midas touch;892415][URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a8/Rule_34.jpg]Rule #34[/URL][/QUOTE]

rule 34 is the shit

Here it is, folks. If you can stomach the following webpage, you're gross.

Do not click the link.
Please.
For your own safety, don't click the following link.
It's the epitome of BAD Porno.
NSFW, btw.

It's called..."The Pain Series"
[URL=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain]Link[/URL].

OMG this is too funny in a sick kind of way, animated Charlie Brown giving it to Lucy I guess it's payback for all the times she swiped the football, def NSFW [url]http://www.moid.org/ed/chuckfuck.gif[/url]

[IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/11/elpintogrande/fop-finale-36-Parlett316.gif[/IMG]

From: [URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4231]http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4231[/URL]

[QUOTE=the midas touch;895539]Here it is, folks. If you can stomach the following webpage, you're gross.

Do not click the link.
Please.
For your own safety, don't click the following link.
It's the epitome of BAD Porno.
NSFW, btw.

It's called..."The Pain Series"
[URL=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain]Link[/URL].[/QUOTE]
oh my fucking God. Jesus fucking Christ. what the hell.

I just got this one in spam with subject "Son cums on his mom" it's pretty dreadful so I guess it belongs in this thread, too bad I'm publicizing some shit from spam tho [url]http://dvoinaya-sila.org/[/url]

[QUOTE=xec8;896009]oh my fucking God. Jesus fucking Christ. what the hell.[/QUOTE]

holy crap - i think i just vomited a little into my mouth

[QUOTE=the midas touch;895539]Here it is, folks. If you can stomach the following webpage, you're gross.

Do not click the link.
Please.
For your own safety, don't click the following link.
It's the epitome of BAD Porno.
NSFW, btw.

It's called..."The Pain Series"
[URL=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain]Link[/URL].[/QUOTE]

well, that was disturbing, and I'm sure that I don't want to be a gynaecologist.

EDIT:hmmmm.....I better get rid of that crap from my website history......

[QUOTE=the midas touch;895539]Here it is, folks. If you can stomach the following webpage, you're gross.

Do not click the link.
Please.
For your own safety, don't click the following link.
It's the epitome of BAD Porno.
NSFW, btw.

It's called..."The Pain Series"
[URL=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain]Link[/URL].[/QUOTE]

yuv mad me vlind and now its haed to typwy

I [B]did[/B] warn y'all, right?

[QUOTE=the midas touch;896256]I [B]did[/B] warn y'all, right?[/QUOTE]

true, and I don't blame you.
and thanks for discouraging me to sex for rest of my life.

I think my past link was placed in the wrong thread. It's not porno. It's artistic nudity.

I missed this thread.

The other day, I was searching for a picture to post in the "favorite drink" thread (I think the search terms included "gin" and "vomit") and one of the links was to some [B]vomit porn[/B] where chick A gags chick B with a strap-on dildo, then girl B vomits on strap on, then girl A vomits in hair of girl B. WTF is up with vomit porn?

this list ought to give you a pretty good idea on who to ask

Well this post puts me on par with Vendetta, I can be satisfied with that

"blow it out your ass"
girl has a small propane tank shoved up her ass, which is set on fire.

"the pyramid"
french vhs porno about some archaeologists in egypt that fuck a mummy. oh, and there are some arabs that gang fuck some broad in the desert.

I knew this thread wouldnt stay down for long :sgrin:

whats with the weird looking dudes with rotten brautwerst uncut dicks and one nut fucking the hottest broads youve ever seen? i need an answer.

also- i forget the name of the movie, but theirs a chick with 6 tits and some REALLY fat lady with flourescent green eyeshadow and fingernail polish.... theyre in a cage full of hay. its really not sexy.

Have any of you guys ever seen the video called 'tawny'?

Why am I on that list Nate? Have I ever talked about vomit porn? I don't think so...

because you post here, and you are not adult enough so you shouldn't...

For the record, I don't think I provided a single link on this thread. I just comment!

I didn't do links either, I'm no sicko!

Ten pages is going a bit far. Some people are just crazed.

I'm suprides I had only two posts.

somehow, I stumble onto this shit when I'm searching for something else, like a picture of a douchebag or something, maybe I should turn "moderate safe search" back on, although it's fun to have surprises

ha - so true, was at work yesterday searching for something on google, didn't have the safe filter on, some keyword like correction or office or picture and got a shot of naked abu gahrib (sp?) prisoners in a pile

This site is hilarious, "Pornographic Nightmare Fuel" reviews and commentary on a lot of bad porno. Example, "Caveman zombie babies, exactly what I want to see spliced into my hardcore sex scenes."
[IMG]http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn%20cafe%201%20baby_small.jpg[/IMG]
moderately NSFW [url]http://www.headinjurytheater.com/nightmarefuel.htm[/url]

funny site.

Sexytime!
[img]http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Exileboobs1hk.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=the midas touch;923355]Sexytime!
[img]http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Exileboobs1hk.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

things that make you go, "holy fuck!"

I have seen the epoch of bad japanese pornography.

[URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/bug-eater-cockroach.php]abandon every hope, all ye who click this link.[/URL]

your eyes will BLEEEEED!

Maybe this has been mentioned before, but I learned about it from the cockroach girl thing SWAP.avi here is an article about it from somethingawful (the article part is mostly SFW as long as you don't read the text aloud or someone reads it over your shoulder, but includes links to images that are definitely NSFW).

[url]http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php[/url]

something i learned over the last few days:

do not look at snuff without having a bucket or biohazard bag handy.

Seemen... I mean that doesn't even make any sense. Sure, they were sailors... but I mean... should've been called semen or seamen... the double E makes no sense. Oh, and then there's the ones that start with a teacher punishing his student because "flatulence is for silly little kids."

Well as far as I can think of there have been no such thing in my porn viewing experience. But yes I remember once I was seeing a movie when the climax was about to reach the film showed a person came and shot the girl dead. This was so irritating for me as the girl was horny and at least the shot could have been timed after the intercourse! Since then it has always been the [url=http://vod.adultemart.com]Porn Video on Demand[/url] for me.

um, well this may not be that interesting or funny after all the posts about japanese porn, and also i just read the last few posts and not the entire thread.
but.
the first thing that came to my mind upon seeing the thread title, immediately in fact, was a porno i saw a long time ago. the dude was wearing these dorky "cool" 80's shades and did not take them off the entire time. he had this stupid smirk on his face, plus he was blond and his hair was sort of spiked up. he looked like a gay-ass not so well built Guile (i'm not going to say who that is, ,most people should know).
i remember thinking he was a total scab but at the same time thinking to myself, "This guy has it made. He can be totally dorky and get screwed by hot chicks, and get paid for it." And the little smile on his face as he stared out of those shaded lenses as some hot blond sucked him off convinced me that he was thinking just that.

Probely has to be UK Student House Vol. 3

The guy is jackhammering away and she has this glazed look on her face, I mean come on we don't need reality in porn!!

Plus the scenes actually in a house (I counted 1) it didn't look like any student house I've ever seen

She shouldn't have a glazed look on her face, even in reality.

[QUOTE=Grae;890297]Thanks for ruining Final Fantasy 7 for me...[/QUOTE]

Seriously. I wasn't prepared for that.

[QUOTE=kakihara;886556]by the way this is my first post on the Cult hello to all![/QUOTE]

I like how that was also their last post......lived out the entire cult career in the bad porno thread

[URL=http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1180609600776.gif]NSFW[/URL]

You tried to kill it, but after over a month, you just HAD to bring it back.....

[I]Whore of the Rings[/I]... Funny. But not very hot.