Bad P O R N O (NSFW)
I wonder if they both work?
Does he pee out of them both?
Does he have to make sure to hold them together so pee doesn't go everywhere?
Is it real?
Not sure if these are real.
[URL=http://moid.org/ed/sumipansuxcockx2.jpg]http://moid.org/ed/sumipansuxcockx2.jpg[/URL]
This image is too big. And it looks totally fake. Just look at that pubic hair!
[URL="http://moid.org/ed/sumipan's%20dad.jpg"]http://moid.org/ed/sumipan's%20dad.jpg[/URL]
that would make for some cool porn.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Why do you tools keep posting such big, obscene pictures? What the FUCK is wrong with you people?
to be fair, only the midas touch and bearchaser have posted prolifically.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I didn't notice who it was. I don't care!
[img]http://www.nofear.org/Archives/Media/2004/02/krankies-thumb.jpg[/img]
If you dont like BIG and OBSCENE pictures then stay away from this thread.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to post obscene pictures like that.
I'll ask one of the mods.
Just read the guidelines:
No Porn images allowed in signatures avatars and posts. (What constitutes a 'Porn' image? A moderator saying so.) "Mature content" images are allowed as URL tags (hyperlinks) but must indicate that they link to mature content.
Also I think the image size limit is 300x450.
Yeah bear what were you thinking!
Make the penis smaller. Its too big and it takes all of the bandwith!
[QUOTE=Vendetta;887980]Just read the guidelines:
No Porn images allowed in signatures avatars and posts. (What constitutes a 'Porn' image? A moderator saying so.) "Mature content" images are allowed as URL tags (hyperlinks) but must indicate that they link to mature content.
Also I think the image size limit is 300x450.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;887983]Yeah bear what were you thinking!
Make the penis smaller. Its too big and it takes all of the bandwith![/QUOTE]
OK! Okay!
No more HUGE pictures of guys w/ two cocks.
Only URL's from now on, I promise.
I wouldn't be opposed to anyone drawing their own pornographic sketches and posting them. That'd be fun. Participation is fun.
[img]http://www.inlightimes.com/archives/2002/graphics/05-02/Bear-with-honey.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Vendetta;887997]I wouldn't be opposed to anyone drawing their own pornographic sketches and posting them. That'd be fun. Participation is fun.[/QUOTE]
So far I've submitted, like, 75% of the shit on here.
PARTICIPATE!
I CANNOT DO THIS ALONE!
[QUOTE=bearchaser;888004]So far I've submitted, like, 75% of the shit on here.
PARTICIPATE!
I CANNOT DO THIS ALONE![/QUOTE]
You're joking, right?
You call your links useful? Ha! I see that stuff on a daily basis. Word up.
Let's role play; you'll be the [URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ed/Third_leg.jpg]guy on the left[/URL], I'll be on the right.
(But in all seriousness, that thing is huge)
One of my customers showed me that he got this in e-mail after I fixed his computer. Apparently, he missed that training where they teach you about sexual harassment lawsuit. Not that I am a woman, but in a business office, you never know who could walk and in and see something and complain about it. Anyway, I thought it was creepy though funny in a sick sort of way. Def [COLOR=Red]NSFW [/COLOR] [URL=http://www.flurl.com/item/Pimp_Her_Ride_u_129379/]Pimp Her Ride[/URL]
This is a really good idea.
Boy, this site is like a treasure trove, also [COLOR=Lime]NSFW[/COLOR] [URL=http://www.flurl.com/item/Penis_Painter_u_190340]Penis Painter[/URL]
This is a really good idea.
Now this is just fucking disgusting, not exatly porn but still NSFW [URL=http://www.flurl.com/item/Irish_Beer_Bong_u_189648]http://www.flurl.com/item/Irish_Beer_Bong_u_189648[/URL]
This is a really good idea.
[QUOTE=the midas touch;888086]
(But in all seriousness, that thing is huge)[/QUOTE]
That thing is also, I think, not real. Looking at the angle, the base doesn't line up like it's really the guy's unit. Some sort of strap on?
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
That is one big fuckin strap on.
[QUOTE=bearchaser;888107]That is one big fuckin strap on.[/QUOTE]
It looks like it's fashioned from wood or leather, and may very well protect his actual member. There are tribal peoples who cover their phalus for protection while hunting and the like. Some peoples in New Guinea invert the shaft of the penis inside its own skin then wrap it in a leaf like a flesh tamale. I saw it on Going Tribal.
This is a really good idea.
DILDONESS!
[URL=http://www.psychosexual.com/homepage.html]http://www.psychosexual.com/homepage.html[/URL]
[URL=http://www.aliendildos.com/]http://www.aliendildos.com/[/URL]
[URL=http://www.mylittlesecretllc.com/home.aspx]http://www.mylittlesecretllc.com/home.aspx[/URL]
[URL=http://www.slashdong.org/boards/viewtopic.php?p=6#6]http://www.slashdong.org/boards/viewtopic.php?p=6#6[/URL]
[URL=http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/apple-inside-020353.php]http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/apple-inside-020353.php[/URL]
[URL=http://www.gummydongs.com/home.htm]http://www.gummydongs.com/home.htm[/URL]
[URL=http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/hello-kitty-vibrators-1196.php]http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/hello-kitty-vibrators-1196.php[/URL]
[URL=http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561]I think this one takes the cake.[/URL]
[QUOTE=ShakeZula123;888204][URL=http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561]I think this one takes the cake.[/URL][/QUOTE]
That is neither weird, disturbing, shocking, gross, or cheesy.
That was just plain old porn.
If you link, you link something [B][I][U]BAD[/U][/I][/B]!
Like this:
[URL=http://moid.org/ed/pic_0383_04_46.jpg]http://moid.org/ed/pic_0383_04_46.jpg[/URL]
[QUOTE=bearchaser;888207]That is neither weird, disturbing, shocking, gross, or cheesy.
That was just plain old porn.
If you link, you link something [B][I][U]BAD[/U][/I][/B]!
Like this:
[URL=http://moid.org/ed/pic_0383_04_46.jpg]http://moid.org/ed/pic_0383_04_46.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]
A pterodactyl gang bang is plain old porn?
It came up as plain old porn.
Thats odd.
[URL=http://www.heaven666.org/videos/pornosaurus-rex-338.php]Here's some more dinosaur porn[/URL]
Thats better.
[QUOTE=ShakeZula123;888212]Thats odd.
[URL=http://www.heaven666.org/videos/pornosaurus-rex-338.php]Here's some more dinosaur porn[/URL][/QUOTE]
I didn't know you guys were also interested in Dinoporn...
[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/92/Dinosexx0r.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b7/Dinosexx0r3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2b/Dinosexx0r4.jpg[/img]
I believe, that as long as their is Shit like this on the net
[URL=http://moid.org/ed/hotdog.jpg]http://moid.org/ed/hotdog.jpg[/URL]
This thread will never die.
[B]Sorry [/B]
Fucking Japanese people...
[url]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ed/MEGA_WTF!!!!!.jpg[/url]
i'm a regular surfer of the chans (4 chan, 7 chan, ko-chan) and I found this on ko-chan, it looks to be about the most fucked up thing never (click thumbnail for screenies)
[url]http://ko-chan.org/s/res/1663.html[/url]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/graeme2004/turksmako.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
She. . .Is In . . .The Fucking . . .WALL!
They've concreted her in a little cube and then fucked her!
That is disturbing, I remember a movie where the floor in some place became wet cement and everybody sunk in and then it dried and you saw all these arms and heads and fingers comingup out of the ground just moving aound in a really violent way and you know those people were running out of air.
Im gonna have some serious nightmares.
[QUOTE=Grae;888520]i'm a regular surfer of the chans (4 chan, 7 chan, ko-chan) and I found this on ko-chan, it looks to be about the most fucked up thing never (click thumbnail for screenies)
[url]http://ko-chan.org/s/res/1663.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Nice tits.
[url]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3f/Furry_blowjob.jpg[/url]
I don't want this thread to die.
[QUOTE=bearchaser;888390]I believe, that as long as their is Shit like this on the net
[URL=http://moid.org/ed/hotdog.jpg]http://moid.org/ed/hotdog.jpg[/URL]
This thread will never die.
[B]Sorry [/B][/QUOTE]
That's a really funny picture actually.
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
Since my mothers in the room, this is the most pornographic thing I can give yall.
[URL=http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp]http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp[/URL]
One of the most disturbing things I've posted yet.
[QUOTE=bearchaser;890180]Since my mothers in the room, this is the most pornographic thing I can give yall.
[URL=http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp]http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp[/URL]
One of the most disturbing things I've posted yet.[/QUOTE]
That is fucking disgusting. I fucking hate asian people. Can't drive, can't see, can't speak English, wear fucking darth vader masks while driving (and therefore crash), smell like rotten vagina (bad fish), travel in groups, ruin curves on tests, eat like it's the last meal they will ever get, have the least sexually appealing language ever, play computer games all day (like my fucking Chinese roommate), eat those damn shrimp chips with shrimp soup that stanks up a room, watch anime porn--stuff like what I've posted as well as:
(the picture keeps it on topic)
[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2c/1155060229605.gif]NSFW[/URL]
and
t[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/60/Tifafuck.gif]his which is hilarious[/URL]
and
[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8d/FF7fanboywetdream.gif]Chinese Guy's wet dream[/URL]
/comes out the closet of not being a big fan of the Chinese people...except in the [URL=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php]End of the World[/URL] video
Thanks for ruining Final Fantasy 7 for me...
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/graeme2004/turksmako.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
[QUOTE=bearchaser;890180]Since my mothers in the room, this is the most pornographic thing I can give yall.
[URL=http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp]http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/crushvideo.asp[/URL]
One of the most disturbing things I've posted yet.[/QUOTE]
I could not see more than couple of photos. And I wish I never did see any of them.
I hope those people die with maximum pain and suffering.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
[QUOTE=the midas touch;890286]That is fucking disgusting. I fucking hate asian people. Can't drive, can't see, can't speak English, wear fucking darth vader masks while driving (and therefore crash), smell like rotten vagina (bad fish), travel in groups, ruin curves on tests, eat like it's the last meal they will ever get, have the least sexually appealing language ever, play computer games all day (like my fucking Chinese roommate), eat those damn shrimp chips with shrimp soup that stanks up a room, watch anime porn--stuff like what I've posted as well as:
[/QUOTE]
you fucking hate them because they travel in groups and watch cartoon porn?
i'd rather be with a group of cartoon porn-loving asians than with an american bigot.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Maybe he was kidding? 
[QUOTE=Vendetta;890722]Maybe he was kidding? :([/QUOTE]
well, if he was, he was pretty accurate!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I like prawn crackers.
Back again to revive this dying thread with a new stack of stuff.
Today I'll be raping your precious childhood (or not).
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/WheresWaldo.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/WheresWaldo.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/Sesame%20Street-3.png]http://www.moid.org/ed/Sesame%20Street-3.png[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/Disneyland_Memorial_Orgy2.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/Disneyland_Memorial_Orgy2.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/bugs.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/bugs.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/pooh3.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/pooh3.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/halo1.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/halo1.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/mario!.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/mario!.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/pokerape.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/pokerape.jpg[/URL]
[URL=http://www.moid.org/ed/xmen.jpg]http://www.moid.org/ed/xmen.jpg[/URL]
[QUOTE=bearchaser;892368]Back again to revive this dying thread with a new stack of stuff.
Today I'll be raping your precious childhood (or not).[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a8/Rule_34.jpg]Rule #34[/URL]
I've seen that. Calvin and Hobbes.
The books are awesome though.
First comics I got into after garfield got old (but I do miss him).
Then came Bloom County.
Then The Boondocks.
And I did something last night that I will never try again.
A "Mess-Free Orgasm" technique I read in a book.
Felt weird and I hope I havent done any damage.
[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;887925]Why can't you just show the pictures here. You titled the thread not safe for work. That should be a good enough warning.[/QUOTE]
Thats true.
Edit: That link wont work as a picture I tried.
But I can still post stuff like this:
[IMG]http://moid.org/ed/Doublepenis.jpg[/IMG]