Bad P O R N O (NSFW)

276 replies jump to bottom
bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

It's not BAD PORNO anymore. It's just weird now. I love it.

__________________________

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;885649]It's not BAD PORNO anymore. It's just weird now. I love it.[/QUOTE]
so, you're not the dating type?

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

No. I've never been on a date.

__________________________

clayton
clayton's picture
From: Canada
Joined: 01/11/2006
User offline. Last seen 5 years 49 weeks ago.

How in the hell did this thread get up to five pages long???

the midas touch
the midas touch's picture
Joined: 02/14/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 34 weeks ago.

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Conanshuffle.gif[/img]

Now that's good stuff.

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

for once i approve of your gifs!

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

Now THAT would be a BAD PORNO.

__________________________

the midas touch
the midas touch's picture
Joined: 02/14/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 34 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;885801]Now THAT would be a BAD PORNO.[/QUOTE]
How about this one? Would you watch this?

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/02annefrank1.jpg[/img]

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

Reminds me of a Don DeLillo book I read about.

And an urban myth about Saddam in a gay skin flick (and I would pay BIG BUCKs to see that)

And yes, I would watch that. Just to see what ol' Adolf shouts when he comes.

__________________________

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

[QUOTE=the midas touch;885874]How about this one? Would you watch this?

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/02annefrank1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
slightly tasteless, that one.
but then again, we've gone beyond tasteless here.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

FuzzBusta
FuzzBusta's picture
From: Fawlty Towers
Joined: 03/23/2005
User offline. Last seen 3 years 30 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=UbikRex;884204]I always feel better after making fun of the boy. It makes me feel warm and tingly inside.[/QUOTE]

So glad I could make your day.

__________________________

[URL="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/livejournal-pictures.php"]Bored? Click here (may not be work safe at times).[/URL]

Spike
Grumplicious
Spike's picture
From: Beyond
Joined: 01/27/2003
User offline. Last seen 2 years 5 weeks ago.

There's also this guy:

[url=http://necrobabes.org/dolcett/]Page after page of soul-damaging horror ahoy![/url]

__________________________

FUCK YEAH BABY ANIMALS

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=Spike;885928]There's also this guy:

[url=http://necrobabes.org/dolcett/]Page after page of soul-damaging horror ahoy![/url][/QUOTE]

Quickly tell me how to delete the history. I don't want to break my mommy's heart.

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

Tools
Then Internet Options
Under the General tab

__________________________

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

This is somewhat of a continuation of the Disney Land/Gay Bert and Ernie threads.

If you've always wanted to see Bert lipsych to pop-punk,
While The Cooki Monster and Ernie simulate anal sex,
Then have Bert and TCM duke it out with that mortal kombat music in the background,
YOUR IN LUCK!

[URL=http://www.metacafe.com/watch/227355/burt_and_ernie_and_cookie/]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/227355/burt_and_ernie_and_cookie/[/URL]

__________________________

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

And if you have not read this and want to feel dirty AND disturbed
Read this stuff:

[URL=http://www.snopes.com/risque/risque.asp]http://www.snopes.com/risque/risque.asp[/URL]

__________________________

Westontinople
Westontinople's picture
From: not istanbul
Joined: 05/10/2006
User offline. Last seen 25 weeks 6 days ago.

snopes rocks

LeHaHi
TinTin-abulation
LeHaHi's picture
From: Wyoming/Seattle
Joined: 05/28/2006
User offline. Last seen 2 years 30 weeks ago.

I must admitt, bear, you've outdone yourself. This thread lasted WAY longer than I could have imagined. I guess it just shows what kind of degenerates are really hiding in the slums of the Cult. 5 Pages! Good for you.

__________________________


Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?

Westontinople
Westontinople's picture
From: not istanbul
Joined: 05/10/2006
User offline. Last seen 25 weeks 6 days ago.

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;886504]I must admitt, bear, you've outdone yourself. This thread lasted WAY longer than I could have imagined. I guess it just shows what kind of degenerates are really hiding in the slums of the Cult. 5 Pages! Good for you.[/QUOTE]

i'm gonna go eat my boogers now

mirka
Indifferent Dinosaur
mirka's picture
From: Tangled up in Blue
Joined: 02/27/2003
User offline. Last seen 1 year 33 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=LeHaHi;886504]I must admitt, bear, you've outdone yourself. This thread lasted WAY longer than I could have imagined. I guess it just shows what kind of degenerates are really hiding in the slums of the Cult. 5 Pages! Good for you.[/QUOTE]

Sex threads posted by 16 year old girls tend to do fairly well on the internet.

__________________________
Barca Boy wrote:
While I was lying on the ground with my head yards away. I told Cujo to log onto the Cult and tell you guys what book I was reading.
LeHaHi
TinTin-abulation
LeHaHi's picture
From: Wyoming/Seattle
Joined: 05/28/2006
User offline. Last seen 2 years 30 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=mirka;886507]Sex threads posted by 16 year old girls tend to do fairly well on the internet.[/QUOTE]

haha! bearchaser is a boy. or was that the joke?

__________________________


Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?

the midas touch
the midas touch's picture
Joined: 02/14/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 34 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=mirka;886507]Sex threads posted by 16 year old girls tend to do fairly well on the internet.[/QUOTE]
I love 16 year olds

when they're:

a) [URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ad/Slutwhore180.gif]caught by their father showing their boobs to the internet.[/URL]
or
Glasses They roll like this: [img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4a/16yearoldgirl.jpg[/img]

kakihara
Joined: 02/24/2006
User offline. Last seen 6 years 15 weeks ago.

Bang Bros has got some absurd and stupid premises.

kakihara
Joined: 02/24/2006
User offline. Last seen 6 years 15 weeks ago.

by the way this is my first post on the Cult hello to all!

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

[QUOTE=kakihara;886556]by the way this is my first post on the Cult hello to all![/QUOTE]
welcome to the cult, and enjoy the porn.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=mirka;886507]Sex threads posted by 16 year old girls tend to do fairly well on the internet.[/QUOTE]

Why does everybody think Im a woman?
There's a picture of me on my space.
I got a full package for christ sake!

__________________________

the midas touch
the midas touch's picture
Joined: 02/14/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 34 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=kakihara;886556]by the way this is my first post on the Cult hello to all![/QUOTE]
[img]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5720/freshmeatsmallfk4.jpg[/img]

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=kakihara;886556]by the way this is my first post on the Cult hello to all![/QUOTE]

TIME FOR SOME GOOD 'OL FASHION HAZIN'!
YEEEE-HAAAW!

__________________________

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

I cannot begin to explain this:

[URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3657]http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3657[/URL]

__________________________

Westontinople
Westontinople's picture
From: not istanbul
Joined: 05/10/2006
User offline. Last seen 25 weeks 6 days ago.

[QUOTE=kakihara;886556]by the way this is my first post on the Cult hello to all![/QUOTE]

well, are you going to tell us about yourself, or are we gonna have to ask?

whats your name mean?

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;886710]I cannot begin to explain this:

[URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3657]http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3657[/URL][/QUOTE]
dude. learn to play the guitar or something.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=xec8;886947]dude. learn to play the guitar or something.[/QUOTE]

Not really my instrument.
Considered drums or piano.
Still considering.

__________________________

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;887077]Not really my instrument.
Considered drums or piano.
Still considering.[/QUOTE]
guitar's probably the easiest
after bass
or the triangle

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=xec8;887097]
or the triangle[/QUOTE]

I could do that.

__________________________

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/01/25/panda.passion/story.pandas.afp.jpg[/IMG]

True Bear Porn.

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;887109][IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/01/25/panda.passion/story.pandas.afp.jpg[/IMG]

True Bear Porn.[/QUOTE]

Hot.

__________________________

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

That wasn't ment to be about you.
Also, that bear picture with the girl wasn't ment to be about you.
I love the coincendences though.
50

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

I was going to post a link to the website of an artist I like.

But he draws furry stuff and that may creep somepeople out.

__________________________

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

The point of this thread is to creep people out.

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;887176]The point of this thread is to creep people out.[/QUOTE]

Oh ya, I forgot!

[URL=http://grisser.fchan.net/home.html]http://grisser.fchan.net/home.html[/URL]

BEWARE! HARDCORE HOMOSEXUAL AND FURRY CONTENT!

First link on this thread with GAY stuff in it.

__________________________

the midas touch
the midas touch's picture
Joined: 02/14/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 34 weeks ago.

Second:

[url]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/68/Shigerumiyamoto.jpg[/url]

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;887178]Oh ya, I forgot!

[URL=http://grisser.fchan.net/home.html]http://grisser.fchan.net/home.html[/URL]

BEWARE! HARDCORE HOMOSEXUAL AND FURRY CONTENT!

First link on this thread with GAY stuff in it.[/QUOTE]

Thank god you warned me. Gay pron is gross to me.

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;887178]Oh ya, I forgot!

[URL=http://grisser.fchan.net/home.html]http://grisser.fchan.net/home.html[/URL]

BEWARE! HARDCORE HOMOSEXUAL AND FURRY CONTENT!

First link on this thread with GAY stuff in it.[/QUOTE]
that's a spectacularly bizarre website, man.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

Not so bizarre to me.

The second one was. I mean, what the fuck is he trying to do.
Cant get an erection and the guy looks like he's 25.

__________________________

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

Do Not Click On Any Of These Links!

[URL=http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/]http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/[/URL]

[URL=http://www.stupidporn.com/index.html]http://www.stupidporn.com/index.html[/URL]

[URL=http://www.sneezingbabes.com/]http://www.sneezingbabes.com/[/URL]

__________________________

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

I think this is FAKE. I mean, it has to be, right?
[URL=http://moid.org/ed/bag.swf]http://moid.org/ed/bag.swf[/URL]

__________________________

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

I'm afaird to click on your links.

xec8
Godder than God
xec8's picture
From: The Pearly Gates
Joined: 04/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 24 weeks 3 days ago.

especially that one, since it's actually a link to a download.

__________________________

thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

bearchaser
naked for your pleasure
bearchaser's picture
From: Purgatorio
Joined: 03/02/2006
User offline. Last seen 4 years 17 weeks ago.

I think your suppose to be afraid.
But my computer hasnt caught any viruses from any of the things I post.
So they must be OK.

So, do you think that one is fake?

__________________________

veryhungryhobo
veryhungryhobo's picture
From: Adish Just Adish
Joined: 05/08/2006
User offline. Last seen 1 year 32 weeks ago.

Why can't you just show the pictures here. You titled the thread not safe for work. That should be a good enough warning.