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Fri, 10/06/2006 - 23:26

#51

mr_hash

Delovely

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it would explain a lot but alas its the other one, though I have my suspicsions the boys too quiet not to be hiding something sick and demented.

Fri, 10/06/2006 - 23:27

#52

UbikRex

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its probably a video dubbed "lick his ass off my asian dick."

Fri, 10/06/2006 - 23:32

#53

mr_hash

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he probably watches it in korean for authenticity. though the boy is really cambodian playing korean.

Sat, 10/07/2006 - 01:21

#54

UbikRex

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I always feel better after making fun of the boy. It makes me feel warm and tingly inside.

Sat, 10/07/2006 - 01:38

#55

meatthinker

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;883585]I thought you were a woman for awhile.[/QUOTE]

That's funny I thought the same thing at first until vhh was asking about where to find porn on the web. I think it's because I had this message board for a little while and there was this homeless chick who posted from random public libraries, or at least that was the story, though it could have been some 80 year old grandpa in a nursing home role playing for all I know. Anyway, vhh's posting style or something reminded me of "her."

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 11:10

#56

bearchaser

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who's "v v h?"

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 11:54

#57

xec8

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[QUOTE=meatthinker;884206]That's funny I thought the same thing at first until vhh was asking about where to find porn on the web. I think it's because I had this message board for a little while and there was this homeless chick who posted from random public libraries, or at least that was the story, though it could have been some 80 year old grandpa in a nursing home role playing for all I know. Anyway, vhh's posting style or something reminded me of "her."[/QUOTE]
wait, wasn't bearchaser saying that he thought I was girl?

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:00

#58

veryhungryhobo

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Xec either you admitt that you are a girl or you are gay! (thats what I think they are saying)
Oh, look at Xec's avatar: Good Or Bad Porno?
You decide!

Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:01

#59

xec8

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maybe i should admit to being a girl AND gay!

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:13

#60

meatthinker

Aspergian, deal with it!

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;884267]who's "v v h?"[/QUOTE]

I meant VHF for Very High Frequency. Does that explain it?

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:14

#61

meatthinker

Aspergian, deal with it!

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[QUOTE=xec8;884276]maybe i should admit to being a girl AND gay![/QUOTE]

Yeah, then RonPrice could try to save you from your immoral ways.

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:15

#62

meatthinker

Aspergian, deal with it!

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[QUOTE=xec8;884273]wait, wasn't bearchaser saying that he thought I was girl?[/QUOTE]

I thought he was saying it about veryhungryhobo.

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:25

#63

veryhungryhobo

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[QUOTE=meatthinker;884289]I thought he was saying it about veryhungryhobo.[/QUOTE]

I want to play you in Chess.

Sat, 10/07/2006 - 12:25

#64

Chixulub

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Whenever I see spanking in porno it wrecks it. I suppose some people like it, but it comes off seeming even more faked than the women's orgasms. I want her to say, 'Hey! Why'd you hit me, pig?'

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Sat, 10/07/2006 - 18:56

#65

bearchaser

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Spanking will usually happen at the beginning of pornographic lesbian girlfight videos.
Naked lesbos clawing each others faces and pulling hair.

Anybody ever seen "[I]Erotic Vomiting[/I]?"

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Mon, 10/09/2006 - 15:57

#66

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;884327]Spanking will usually happen at the beginning of pornographic lesbian girlfight videos.
Naked lesbos clawing each others faces and pulling hair.

Anybody ever seen "[I]Erotic Vomiting[/I]?"[/QUOTE]
vomiting is erotic?

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Mon, 10/09/2006 - 15:59

#67

the midas touch

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[QUOTE=xec8;884683]vomiting is erotic?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/40/Pukinggirl.gif[/img]

Beautiful.

Mon, 10/09/2006 - 17:05

#68

bearchaser

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[CENTER][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE=4]OH GOD, THE HORROR FROM THE FLESHBOT ARCHIVES![/SIZE]

[COLOR=SeaGreen]DEMONS![/COLOR]
[URL=http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/video/burning-angels-the-xxxorcist-133936.php]http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/video/burning-angels-the-xxxorcist-133936.php[/URL]
[COLOR=Sienna]CORPSES[/COLOR]
[URL=http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/girls-and-corpses-106596.php]http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/girls-and-corpses-106596.php[/URL]
[COLOR=Magenta]PEGGING[/COLOR]
[URL=http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/take-it-like-a-man-33168.php]http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/take-it-like-a-man-33168.php[/URL]
[COLOR=Red]ZOMBIES[/COLOR]
[URL=http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/gay-zombie-porn-fest-24465.php]http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/tag/gay-zombie-porn-fest-24465.php[/URL][/FONT][/CENTER]

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Mon, 10/09/2006 - 17:59

#69

xec8

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[QUOTE=the midas touch;884684][img]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/40/Pukinggirl.gif[/img]

Beautiful.[/QUOTE]
midas, you're a nice guy and all, but i hate your .gifs !!!

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Tue, 10/10/2006 - 00:26

#70

Chixulub

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[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1KGmaar4PM]This SG chick[/URL] is probalby the worst porno I've ever seen.

Why?

Because she's hotter than hell-farts, but you'd never know it from this. She caught my eye because she's a total doppelganger for this librarian chick I have a crush on. To the point I thought they were the same for a while.

But getting stabbed by a cheap white Michael Jackson imposter is not erotic. Neither is spitting Red Dye #7.

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Tue, 10/10/2006 - 03:17

#71

wickedrebel

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red dye # 7. man i was hoping real blood. is there a better turn on than chicks spewing blood from their mouths

Tue, 10/10/2006 - 16:43

#72

the midas touch

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[QUOTE=wickedrebel;884882]red dye # 7. man i was hoping real blood. is there a better turn on than chicks spewing blood from their mouths[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/1115405359821.jpg]NSFW BUT YOU WANT TO CLICK IT ANYWAYS[/URL]

Wed, 10/11/2006 - 01:08

#73

Chixulub

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[QUOTE=the midas touch;884992][URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/1115405359821.jpg]NSFW BUT YOU WANT TO CLICK IT ANYWAYS[/URL][/QUOTE]

That's some sick shit, man. And you know it's fucked up when Chixulub's sayin' it. That is too greasy for the Waffle House.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:14

#74

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=the midas touch;884992][URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/1115405359821.jpg]NSFW BUT YOU WANT TO CLICK IT ANYWAYS[/URL][/QUOTE]

Shit.
Thats some sick Ed Gein shit right there.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:44

#75

the midas touch

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[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bd/Moarcockmyst.jpg]LOL NSFW BITCH GOT OWNED[/URL]

Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:53

#76

bearchaser

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What a fuckin SLUTBAG!

Some amusing links:

[URL=http://www.firstgoatse.com/]http://www.firstgoatse.com/[/URL]

[URL=http://www.porkhole.net/keara.html]http://www.porkhole.net/keara.html[/URL]

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:55

#77

xec8

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those are my high school buddies.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:58

#78

xec8

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what's up with the sicko links? these aren't amusing, they're just inappropriate for the twelve-year-old child in all of us.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:58

#79

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=xec8;885371]those are my high school buddies.[/QUOTE]

Who?
The black guys?
The white slut?
Or the goat first timers?

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:59

#80

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;885373]Who?
The black guys?
The white slut?
Or the goat first timers?[/QUOTE]
all of them.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 17:59

#81

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=xec8;885372]what's up with the sicko links? these aren't amusing, they're just inappropriate for the twelve-year-old child in all of us.[/QUOTE]

Im just in a sick mood today. Talk me down. Get me a McDonalds toy. Anything!

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:00

#82

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=xec8;885374]all of them.[/QUOTE]

Where did you go to school?

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:01

#83

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;885375]Im just in a sick mood today. Talk me down. Get me a McDonalds toy. Anything![/QUOTE]
take some lorazepam, listen to Bob Seger and read the latest Men's Health.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:01

#84

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;885377]Where did you go to school?[/QUOTE]
you do realize i'm just kidding, right?

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:03

#85

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=xec8;885379]you do realize i'm just kidding, right?[/QUOTE]

Yes.
And I was expecting you to say Harvard.
Then I was going to say I expected better from such a school.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:06

#86

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;885382]Yes.
And I was expecting you to say Harvard.
Then I was going to say I expected better from such a school.[/QUOTE]
nobody goes to Harvard [I]high school[/I].
and my high school days were spent in snowy Switzerland.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:09

#87

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=xec8;885383]nobody goes to Harvard [I]high school[/I].
and my high school days were spent in snowy Switzerland.[/QUOTE]

I thought you said college.
Wow, dyslexianess!

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:11

#88

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;885390]I thought you said college.
Wow, dyslexianess![/QUOTE]
my college is Warwick University. at least there's where i'm allegedly studying. the truth is far, far more complicated, and will be the topic of next Saturday's E! Special documentary, [I][B]Being Phil[/B][/I].

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:15

#89

bearchaser

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Between here and looking at weird porno (to later post HERE), I'll shall watch it.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:26

#90

xec8

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how much of this weird porn actually arouses you?

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:38

#91

veryhungryhobo

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Could this include animals?

Thu, 10/12/2006 - 18:40

#92

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=xec8;885414]how much of this weird porn actually arouses you?[/QUOTE]

Very little.

[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;885423]Could this include animals?[/QUOTE]

Sure.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 21:11

#93

the midas touch

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[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;885423]Could this include animals?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Chewy.gif[/img]

or

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/01/Fursuitaction.gif[/img]

or

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d8/Kittydiddles.gif[/img]

or

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ec/Woof.jpg]NSFW because of dog![/URL]

Thu, 10/12/2006 - 21:24

#94

bearchaser

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I have a fetish for people in fursuits.
I kinda am a furry.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 21:26

#95

veryhungryhobo

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Ha ha ha ha. How do you find this stuff?

Thu, 10/12/2006 - 21:39

#96

bearchaser

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Speaking of weird porno, Im watching 8mm on FX right now.

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Thu, 10/12/2006 - 21:49

#97

the midas touch

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[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;885485]Ha ha ha ha. How do you find this stuff?[/QUOTE]
Oh baby you think this is gold? Wait til you see me on the weekends...

Thu, 10/12/2006 - 21:52

#98

bearchaser

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We can only imagine.

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Fri, 10/13/2006 - 12:50

#99

xec8

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[QUOTE=the midas touch;885471][img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6e/Chewy.gif[/img]

or

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/01/Fursuitaction.gif[/img]

or

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d8/Kittydiddles.gif[/img]

or

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ec/Woof.jpg]NSFW because of dog![/URL][/QUOTE]
that kitty one is hilaritastic!

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Fri, 10/13/2006 - 14:08

#100

bearchaser

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[QUOTE=colin;885515]You ever worry about the overwhelming percentage of your threads that involve sexual activities in some shape or form?[/QUOTE]

Yes. So. Your the only one really complaining about it.

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