Bad P O R N O (NSFW)

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:27

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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Have you ever seen a bad porno? One that was so bad, you laughed more then you masturbated?
There are many movies out there that suck, pun intended.
Like, Alice In Wonderland:The Musical. Yes theres a movie where Alice belts out catchy tunes then gets fucked by the Mad Hatter. Or at the same time.
Name and discuss some [B][U][I]REALLY BAD PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES.[/I][/U][/B]

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:35

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LeHaHi

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What happend to that vow?

I mean, what happend to bearchaser's vow to never make another thread?

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:39

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Vendetta

Too Much Mash

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From: At The Hop

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You think this is a thread worthy subject?

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:43

#3

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[QUOTE=LeHaHi;882884]What happend to that vow?

I mean, what happend to bearchaser's vow to never make another thread?[/QUOTE]

I lifted it just to make this thread. Its in PA.

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:45

#4

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;882890]You think this is a thread worthy subject?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but I've still probrably made a big mistake.

And I saw Lord of the G-Strings, Its as bad as its title.

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:46

#5

Vendetta

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Delete it with all due haste.

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:50

#6

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;882904]Delete it with all due haste.[/QUOTE]

I just want to see how it goes. Give it 24 hous. If theres no big response, the thread gets a bomb up its ass.

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:51

#7

Vendetta

Too Much Mash

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I've never watched a porno and I think that all of you people out there who watch them are evil and on a fast track to hell town.

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:52

#8

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;882911]I've never watched a porno and I think that all of you people out there who watch them are evil and on a fast track to hell town.[/QUOTE]

[URL=http://www.fstdt.com/]http://www.fstdt.com/[/URL]

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Mon, 10/02/2006 - 19:54

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Vendetta

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I'm not clicking any of your links.

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 22:34

#10

Westontinople

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you said std

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 22:38

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Westontinople

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From: not istanbul

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i love the pornos with the really rediculous premises. i LOVED playmate of the apes. how am i supposed to get aroused when the girl HAS APE MAKEUP ON. awww it was HILLARIOUS!!!

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 22:52

#12

karbunkle

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From: The Other Side of the Wind

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;882865] One that was so bad, you laughed more then you masturbated?[/QUOTE]

that's what I use ALL porno flicks for
If I want to masturbate i use my imagination
derrrrrrrrrr

Mon, 10/02/2006 - 23:00

#13

clayton

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From: Canada

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Bad porno is kinda an oxymoron, just cause it's so good. I dunno, I got me a Boner-Jams of all bad porn from the 80s.

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 03:05

#14

rossthefireman

Offal fun!

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From: Taint Valley, Bay Area

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Old porno is all bad, terrible. New porno is so beyond, I mean a chick with two cocks in her ass? Wow , it boggles the mind.

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 03:16

#15

karbunkle

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From: The Other Side of the Wind

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Schindler's List is a [i][b]horrible[/i][/b] porno

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 03:17

#16

karbunkle

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From: The Other Side of the Wind

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[size=1]i just [i]know[/i] I'm going to have to explain that one[/size]

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 03:26

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Golfcat

Arching, pegging niggas with arrows.

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Smooth Operator--- chick shaves her private part in the end.
Hand in Hand---fisting in both holes at the same time.
There was another one in which a girl nails her labia on a table (obviously her labia is pierced and has holes already.) I just don't remember the title.
By the way those are all very old.

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Tue, 10/03/2006 - 04:15

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Earthbound

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I don't remember any names, but there was one that had kind of a bank robbery subplot, and ended with a guy shooting himself.

Then there was a softcore Bravo tv one that involved a group of friends trying to make ends meet on their farm, coping with severe depression and frustration, but they never save it from the bank because they all go off and fuck at really odd intervals. Surely the basic porn plot is to bang the bank executive that visits?

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 15:48

#19

Fiberoptic Jesus

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From: sup

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Isnt a bearchaser one of those dudes who has a fetish for big fat hairy guys?

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Tue, 10/03/2006 - 15:59

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JackNorton

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[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;883229]Isnt a bearchaser one of those dudes who has a fetish for big fat hairy guys?[/QUOTE]

-.-
I don't think this thread is going anywhere...

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 16:28

#21

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;883229]Isnt a bearchaser one of those dudes who has a fetish for big fat hairy guys?[/QUOTE]

I just got on and yes. I do find fat hairy guys attractive.

I also noticed veryhungryhobo is still using that picture of me.

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Tue, 10/03/2006 - 17:54

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the midas touch

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Links/Pics please?

Also, one scene that still has me laughing is this girl giving a guy a rim job (why he wants one I don't know) and then her mouth is completely surrounding his anus and then he farts. It's hilarious. She stands up, yells "You bastard!" and runs off the set.

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 18:03

#23

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/]http://www.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/[/URL]

Check out the Tom Sizemore stuff, funny shit!

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Tue, 10/03/2006 - 18:32

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xec8

Godder than God

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From: The Pearly Gates

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;883316][URL=http://www.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/]http://www.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/[/URL]

Check out the Tom Sizemore stuff, funny shit![/QUOTE]
that link just fucked up my internet explorer, bitch.

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Tue, 10/03/2006 - 18:40

#25

Westontinople

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[url]http://www.tijuanabibles.org/[/url]

antique porn, with cartoon characters. because, you know, everybody wants to see mickey mouse or aunt jemima naked.

what where they thinking?

:spankme:

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 18:40

#26

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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Sorry. Should I take it off and just give out directions?

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Tue, 10/03/2006 - 18:41

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veryhungryhobo

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This thread inspired me to use the Avatar of F Jesus.

Tue, 10/03/2006 - 18:44

#28

xec8

Godder than God

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From: The Pearly Gates

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[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;883340]This thread inspired me to use the Avatar of F Jesus.[/QUOTE]
i can do that with mine.

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"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 18:18

#29

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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I thought you were a woman for awhile.

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Wed, 10/04/2006 - 18:39

#30

veryhungryhobo

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From: Adish Just Adish

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;883585]I thought you were a woman for awhile.[/QUOTE]

Are you retarded?

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 18:47

#31

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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A little bit.
Im sorry if I offended anybody by getting their gender/orientation mixed up.

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Wed, 10/04/2006 - 18:51

#32

veryhungryhobo

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From: Adish Just Adish

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;883596]A little bit.
Im sorry if I offended anybody by getting their gender/orientation mixed up.[/QUOTE]

Us, porn stars, never get offended. It is hard business, very hard business.
Anyway, 1920's porn is a RIOT!!!

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 18:53

#33

bearchaser

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Linkage.

[URL=http://www.members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html]http://www.members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html[/URL]

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Wed, 10/04/2006 - 18:53

#34

xec8

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;883585]I thought you were a woman for awhile.[/QUOTE]
i thought i was, too.

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Wed, 10/04/2006 - 20:11

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alicia maria

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[QUOTE=karbunkle;883073]Schindler's List is a [i][b]horrible[/i][/b] porno[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=karbunkle;883074][size=1]i just [i]know[/i] I'm going to have to explain that one[/size][/QUOTE]
I very much agree with your opinion.
You don't have to explain.I got it completely form the very first scene.I didn't go on with the movie because I thought I would throw up some time during the movie.It's kind of sadomaso for voyeurs.

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 20:15

#36

xec8

Godder than God

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;883657][SIZE=1]clown porn actually gets me really hot and i'm not even kidding.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.badclown.com/files/clown_spooky.jpg[/IMG]

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— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 20:19

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clayton

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From: Canada

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[QUOTE=veryhungryhobo;883599]Us, porn stars, never get offended. It is hard business, very hard business.
Anyway, 1920's porn is a RIOT!!![/QUOTE]

Yeah but English 1960's porn set to Benny Hill music is even better.

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 20:37

#38

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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[QUOTE=xec8;883660][IMG]http://www.badclown.com/files/clown_spooky.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I'd still do him.

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Wed, 10/04/2006 - 20:45

#39

veryhungryhobo

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From: Adish Just Adish

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[QUOTE=xec8;883660][IMG]http://www.badclown.com/files/clown_spooky.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

The blowjob didn't go as well as I thought it would.

Wed, 10/04/2006 - 21:12

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the midas touch

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Here are a few solid pics/links (some contain comedic hardcore material--those've just been linked, not pictured)

[img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ab/Wrong.gif[/img]

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/25/1155026398518.gif]WOW[/URL].

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/1154989990974.gif]Bitch got something on her nose.[/URL]

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6d/1155035467928.gif]Is this possible?[/URL]

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9a/Wowthatsfuckedup.gif]LOL[/URL].

[URL=http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/13/1155067490337.gif]True love.[/URL]

Why I never got into Star Trek: [img]http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/46/Scuriosity9ze.gif[/img]

The linked ones really are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Delete them if they're way too inappropriate.

Thu, 10/05/2006 - 06:53

#41

xec8

Godder than God

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where the hell did you find this crap?

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— Spambot

"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon

Thu, 10/05/2006 - 15:31

#42

the midas touch

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[QUOTE=xec8;883748]where the hell did you find this crap?[/QUOTE]
It's gorgeous, ain't it?

Thu, 10/05/2006 - 18:37

#43

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

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Some [I][U][B]NAUGHTY [/B][/U][/I]smileys.

[URL=http://www.msnsmileys.info/adult.htm]http://www.msnsmileys.info/adult.htm[/URL]

[URL=http://www.sherv.net/adult/]http://www.sherv.net/adult/[/URL]

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Thu, 10/05/2006 - 18:52

#44

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

....

Thu, 10/05/2006 - 20:15

#45

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

[B][U][SIZE=6][CENTER][COLOR=LemonChiffon]PLEEEEEEEAAASSSSE[/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/U][/B]

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Thu, 10/05/2006 - 20:17

#46

the midas touch

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;883877]mods pz add kay[/QUOTE]
I hate not being proficient in forum lingo, but what does that mean?

Thu, 10/05/2006 - 20:22

#47

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

It's an ancient culling spell.

Fri, 10/06/2006 - 18:36

#48

bearchaser

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From: Purgatorio

Joined: 03/02/2006

*Flops over dead instantly.*

I get killed alot here dont I?

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Fri, 10/06/2006 - 23:15

#49

mr_hash

Delovely

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From: Chicago

Joined: 03/09/2003

my roomate has this one really aweful terrible disgusting porn its title is:
Lick her ass off my dick

and its exactly what it says, the ending is the most awefull and disgusting thing possible though.

Fri, 10/06/2006 - 23:24

#50

UbikRex

M.C. Rapey

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From: Texas

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okay when you say roommate...roadhead?

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