bad movies we love
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I watch a lot of bad movies just becasue they're bad.
Examples:
Road House: I know almost evry line in the movie
Comando: too many mistakes to count
PLan 9: The quintessential BAD movie.
Anyone else watch crappy movies for no reason?
What?
Kindergarten Cop
You will never be famous.
The evil dead movies
I like to stay up for 20 hours on ex and then watch Glen or Glenda. THAT IS ONE FUCKED UP THING TO DO.
When I walk through the Earth, I get stuck in the middle. - King Biscuit Time
evil dead rocks
army of darkness rules
long live ash and his boomstick!
i love the evil dead movies too, they are my favorite trilogy... but seriously, they are really fuckin dumb
i will concede that but can your primitive mind comprehend alloys and chemicals and compounds . . .
I love the Evil Dead trilogy, too, and think it's blasphemy for
you to classify them as "bad" movies we love, poetry. Heathen!
A Vendetta production. <3
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nay, they are but crap that have been elevated to cult staus
still, i always get sexually aroused when the trees come alive and drag several of the ladies away to defile them
Ecks Vs. Sever.
Haha yeah right that movie looks retarded.
Bloodsport. Fuckin' terrible, but I love it.
-Bohonkie
Too numerous to name...
...but here's some:
Coffy, Black Caesar, The Mummy, Starcrash, Dark Star, Novocaine, any bad Bill Murray movie, any movie starring Schwarzenegger, Rachael Leigh Cook, Fred Ward or Udo Keir, any Toho monster movie.
Saving Silverman... I had a relationship like that once...
the never ending story
Bloodsport was seriously one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. Not bad, per se, just sheer, downright dumb.
There is hope, but not for us.
I love the child flashback scenes. Could that kid's acting get any shittier? I love when Jean Claude's character saves the chinese boy from getting beat up at school, and instead of saying thanks, the chinese boy replies, "Someday, I will fight in the Kumetai and make my father proud."
Seriously, where in the fuck does that line come from. Also, I can never keep a straight face every time Jackson has a fight scene. Am I really supposed to believe this nasty hairy American with no fighting style can compete in the worlds toughest karate tournament? It just blows my mind...
-Bohonkie
Labrynth
Jawbreaker - Rose McGowan has this appeal to her its weird
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]the never ending story [/B][/QUOTE]
*cough, cough*
I'm sorry, what?
I know you were kidding.
This is the "bad movie" thread, not the "One of the best movies that defined my childhood so shut up" thread, and if anyone brings up Short Circuit 2 as a negitive, I collect your fucking head.
Now if any of you sons-of-bitches got anything else to say, nows the fucking time!
I didn't think so.
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The Rock (great but kinda dumb)
Demolition Man (count the amount of times he runs in slow motion)
KickBoxer (silly, stupid, fun)
I love kickboxer, especially when his cocky brother gets crippled and when he does that tei chi under water! or when he gets drunk and the master gets folk to fight him so he does the splits, or when dogs chase him for the meaty goodness attached to his shorts, or when they keep chanting NOT SU COW! and claim it means white warrior....
Running scared (Billy Crystal - the only time ever it's cool to drive a moped to Micheal McDonald).
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Circle of Friends.
Anything by Chevy Chase. The fucking guy is a comic genius!
Fletch?
National Lampoon's series?
Fletch?
Did I mention Fletch?
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I forgot Blind Fury. This movie just goes to show you that it's simply not enough for someone to die in any logical way in the movies. It's not enough to just shoot them or shank them: You have to shoot them in the face, whereupon their head explodes, and the force of the shot sends them flying backward through a window and down a cliff, and then they're impaled on a giant spike, which then explodes, sending the chunks to disintegrate in a pool of volcanic lava. And of course you can still hear the guy screaming the whole time. Hahaha...
Some of National Lampoon's are brilliant! i.e. Animal House, and the christmas one.
And, some of John Water's earlier films were great. i.e. Hairspray and SERIAL MOM! Pecker was the biggest disappointment ever.
I'm big on the family and 80s and early 90s kiddie movies:
The Three Ninjas ("Rocky loves Emmmily"
Karate Kid
Problem Child
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (It has Christian Bale in it!)
Police Academy 1,2,3...
Meet Joe Black (hardly fits the description of above, I guess)
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
California Man (I convince everyone I know that it's shite, but then always watch it when it's on television.)
Tommy Tricker And The Stamp Traveler
~ Stick 
Definitely Evil Dead.
And despite the utter, utter horribleness, Sweet Home Alabama and Josie and the Pussycats are fun to watch. *sigh* I'm such a whore.
Mother Superior: "Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps?"
Renton: "No, thank you. I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please."
There's just never enough room for all the quotes that seem necessary.
Killer Clowns from Outer Space!
OMG
Why didn't I post that?
You just earned some points, woman.
Be fucking proud.
That movie SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME when I was small.
I still feel vaguely uncomfortable around clowns to this day.
There is hope, but not for us.
Scared me too, but I always loved it.
I always felt uncomfortable around clowns, even before seeing that movie.
I also have a big affinity for crappy horror flicks, as well.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (It has Christian Bale in it!)[/B][/QUOTE]
Christian Bale? Really? Who does he play?
According to IMDB, Christian Bale was not in there. If you're thinking of the actor who played the punk teen with the black shades, that is Christopher Pettiet. i know this because i went to school with that little fucker, he got all the starring roles in the school plays cause he was gonna be this big famous actor, and he punched one of my teeth out in a fight once too. Two years ago he overdosed on drugs, though, and died, probably from shame for starring in a kids movie called The Goodbye Bird.
And speaking of horror flicks, I also like Night of the Demons and Return of the Living Dead. I wonder whatever happened to Linnea Quigley.
I kinda dig the People Under the Stairs, too...and while I'm at it, I may as well cop to Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town.
A Vendetta production. <3
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The Stupids 0wnz all.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
OH yyeah - me, six, jane & brak gettin' it on. hahahahaha.
According to IMDB, Christian Bale was not in there. If you're thinking of the actor who played the punk teen with the black shades, that is Christopher Pettiet. i know this because i went to school with that little fucker, he got all the starring roles in the school plays cause he was gonna be this big famous actor, and he punched one of my teeth out in a fight once too. Two years ago he overdosed on drugs, though, and died, probably from shame for starring in a kids movie called The Goodbye Bird.
HOLY CRAP,
color me knoxville.
hoh no fuck that!
hahahah3hl
ishoulsed erase this rite? kkkkkkkkkkkkk
If that last line read "I should erase this, right?" then yes, you should.
There is hope, but not for us.
I KNEW IT
My list...
Redneck Zombies {It's a Troma movie so naturally it's supposed to be bad}
Hardware {Lemmy from Motorhead is in it}
Encino Man
Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood {I felt sorry for Jason because the psychic girl handed his ass to him in that fight, but he never gave up trying}
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Meh.
Christian Bale played the office sleaze I'm SURE! The one that fancies Sue Ellen...not the guy who works at the fast food place...
Dude I own this movie. Rawk.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]HOLY CRAP,
color me knoxville.
hoh no fuck that!
hahahah3hl
ishoulsed erase this rite? kkkkkkkkkkkkk [/B][/QUOTE]
why should my post be erased? i get the feeling that you don't believe me!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Dude I own this movie. Rawk. [/B][/QUOTE]
I've only seen the movie twice, but I laughed my ass off both times. There's just so much that is over-the-top cheesy in it right from the plot of a jeep transporting toxic waste through redneck country and accidentally spilling it, to the rednecks wanting to use the drum from the toxic waste as a still. The one thing that made me laugh more than anything else was the one guy who was drinking all the time. If I remember correctly, and it's been awhile, doesn't the movie end with a scene of him raising his bottle of whiskey to the audience? Fucking hilarious.
Meh.
I meant [i]my[/i] post.
Switchblade Sisters is fan-fucking-tastic, best exploitation film I've ever seen.
Also any John Waters before Pecker
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